04x10 - Trophy Castastrophe / Encino Squirrel

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[Big band style music plays]

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♪ Doop-dah!

♪ Dooby-doo-wah!

♪ Doop-dah! Dooby-doo-wah! ♪

♪ Doo-boo doo-bah-bah dow!

♪ Dooby-doo-dah dah bah-dah-dah dee-bah ♪

♪ Dah-dah dee-bah-dee-bah dah-bee-dah ♪

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♪ Oh yeah! Yeah!

♪ Dah-dah doo-yah dah-dah-dah dah-bah-dah-bah doh! ♪

[Thunder of stampeding feet]

Once you lick a lollipop it's yours.

Seriously, don't be gross.

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[Groaning]

[Groaning]

Not gonna happen, nut for brains!

That trophy is coming home with me!

You are so confident.

I really admire that about you, paddy.

Zip it!

Consider it zipped,

And I apologize if I threw off your concentration.

I certainly didn't mean-

Mouth closed and eyes open, squirrel breath!

Here comes the patterson switcheroo!

Ready? Of course you aren't, but here it comes!

Watch it! Watch the magic!

That's the magic! Watch- aaggghhhh!

The wrist cramp!

Murray: [blows whistle]

Winner!

[Cheering]

Yahoooo!

Thank you for a lovely time, paddy.

I really enjoyed having this little-

Paddy: argh! Enough already!

You and your skunk cheerleader are so annoying!

Scare-d! Scare-d! Scare- [coughs]

Oh, there it is!

[Scaredy hums]

[Buffer whirs]

[Gasps] you must have like twelve trophies in here!

Three hundred and forty-two, actually.

That's even more!

What's this one for?

Longest upsidedown branch hang.

Dave: what about this one?

Tail shampooing and conditioning.

Dave: and this one?

Sub-aquatic nut collecting.

Please stop touching the trophies!

But they're so gold and glowy...

And my trophy case is completely empty.

That's a toaster.

Dave: no, it only looks like a toaster

'Cause there are no trophies in it.

[Toast pops and hisses]

I am horrible at online shopping!

I wanna win a trophy of my own,

Show everyone I'm more than a sidekick.

Dave, that's not what people think of you.

Yes they do.

They see me as the very attractive,

[Farts] cloud spraying, not good speaking at english,

Friend of scaredy's who wears no pants,

But for some reason, a vest!

Scaredy: ugh! When did you get a tattoo?!

Dave: oh. It's a lick and stick.

I thought it said, "peace love and harmony,"

But it actually says, "fudge fudge fudge."

Makes sense; it came in a package of fudge.

That is the-

Best tattoo ever? I know!

But let's stay on track.

I want an afro.

Trophy.

Uh-huh. That.

[Toast crunches]

If my best buddy wants to win a trophy

Then win a trophy he shall!

Let's go!

Murray: our next diver is... Dave!

Scaredy: you can do this.

Diving is just falling with flare!

Yeah. Yes! Yes I will!

Okay, I'm getting me a trophy.

Bonsai!

I can't swim!

Aggghhhh! Oof! [Crowd gasps in shock]

Agggghhhhhh! [Splashing]

[Crowd murmurs]

Aggghhhhhhhh!

I gotcha, buddy! [Grunts with effort]

Dave: agggghhhhhhhhhh...

Scaredy: whoooaaaaa!

[Crowd cheers and applauds]

[Growls]

I'm as shocked as you are.

Wait, wait...

There are other contests you can enter.

Arm wrestling in gym a. Let's go.

Wait, wait, wait. Are you sure?

Do you know anything about arm wrestling?

Dave: ya-eh!

Everyone puts their arms in a pile

And you have to find yours

Before the angry goose shows up.

That doesn't sound right.

Now remember, just hold your ground.

Tire him out, then pounce!

Murray: our next match will be dave against rex.

Grrrr!

Yee-haw!

Eeeee... Maybe just run away!

Okay! You ready for this, puppy dog?

Whoooaaaaa!

[Blows whistle]

Rex wins and is still the champ!

My friend needs medical attention!

Gimme some room!

Murray: scaredy wins! A new champion!

[Blows whistle]

Scaredy and rex: what?!

Rex: [crying]

I'm never gonna win a trophy.

Forget it.

No way! You can't throw in the towel.

Well, too bad 'cause I'm doin' it!

Gross. Why do you carry this around with you?!

[Blows whistle] we have a winner!

Oh, come on!

A towel flinging competition?! Really?!

[Cheering]

And I'm still just a sidekick in a vest.

Scaredy: oh, I gotta think of something quick!

[Rooster crows]

Dave! There's a contest happening today

That is made for you.

I mean, uh... Perfect for you!

I didn't make it up for you.

[Laughing nervously] that would be crazy.

What would I have to do?

Do you like eating hamburgers?

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

And do you know how to hum?

Do i? Hmm.

Thinking... [Humming]

Dave, you're humming right now!

Really? I love humming!

I'm the second best hummer I know.

Who was the first?

His name was hector. He had no mouth.

Man, could that kid hum.

So anyway, it's called the humburger eating contest

And it's happening today!

All right!

Finish your salad

And then let's go get that trophy!

This is salad?!

I have got to stop shopping online!

Buck: hello. I'm a real judge here to judge a real contest.

We should get started, huh?

You ready to win this thing, dave?

Am I the only one here?

Scaredy: it would seem so.

[Mumbled humming]

[Evil chuckle]

Dave: [gasps] hector!

Hector?! Who's hector?

Just start the competition.

[Blows whistle]

[Humming and gulping]

[Humming and gulping]

Man, that dude can hum.

Are you still gonna do my mopping?

Dave: [weeping]

Dave, you won't believe this!

Maybe I'll just tell you.

There's a contest on mount balsa today.

A vacant gazing contest!

[Crickets chirp]

Am I good at that?

Yes!

You know who's really good at vacant gazing?

Hector's brother miguel.

He has no eyelids.

Gazing is all he does.

Hope he doesn't show up.

[Drooling]

Dave: [sobbing]

How did miguel even hear about that contest?

Paddy: wow! Talking to yourself again, la-oser!

[Laughing]

Scaredy: I've been helping dave win a trophy.

Paddy: ha! If you want that stinker to win a trophy

You'd have to hold a being dave contest!

Great idea.

I'll go make posters.

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[Loud belch]

Paddy: whoa, whoa, what?

Best friend contest...

[Laughing] yeah! Don't mind if I do.

[Crying]

Dave, friend, what's troubling you?

Scaredy's been helping me try to win a trophy,

But I'm a giant failure!

Ouchy.

Now I understand why he's looking

For a new best friend.

What?! He is? I don't believe you!

Paddy: read it and continue to weep.

[Laughs]

[Weeping]

Clean up in aisle five.

Any idea where dave is?

He said you were holding a contest

To find a new best friend

Because he was an embarrassment.

So he was going to the bus station

And leaving town forever.

So... Who knows where he is?

Do you still have that judge moustache?!

[Spray hisses, vacuum whirs]

Is my face really that dirty?

Yes.

[Crying]

You-a look see-ad, strange-cher.

Sumpting a-wronga?

I'd rather not talk about it.

My best friend doesn't like me anymore

Because I can't win a trophy

And he's having a contest to find his new best friend!

Dat doozint sound leek sumpting a best friend woot doo.

Meh. He's always been weird.

What? Um... Whuut?

He vacuums his dishwasher.

That's not so strange!

Last year he put out the candles on my birthday cake

With a fire extinguisher.

Vell, yeah, but-

Dave: another time, he went-

Okay, whatever!

My pee-oint is dat e-you should ree-mind him

Whye yer his best friend

By y-entering da contest and wee-ning dat tro-ophy.

Go! Fee-ight! Ween!

You're right, swedish italian stranger!

I will win that contest!

I will get my friend back!

And I will get that trophy!

Woo-hoo!

Woo! Made it.

[Banging on doors]

Heeeeyyy...

[Awkward giggle]

I'm here to enter the best friend competition.

Scaredy: okay, I'll just need you to fill out the entry form and-

[Spray hisses]

Dave: done.

In-in the basket's fine.

Well, since you're the only entry,

I hereby declare that you are the winner of the scaredy-

[Banging on door]

Scaredy: who could that be?

Hello! I'm here to enter the contest

And ruin your life.

[Gasps] [crying]

And I know you're gonna judge it fairly

'Cause that's. What. You. Do.

[Evil laughter]

[Gulps]

Welcome to the scaredy's best friend competition.

There can only be one winner

And I really, really hope that one of you is the one that-

Blah-didity, blah-didity, blah!

Start the competition already!

Okay, quiz time!

"Scaredy's favourite memories."

How am I suppose to know your memories?!

[Hushed] you were there for most of them.

Ahem! First one to get three right answers is the winner.

I went camping last summer.

Who did I go with?

Um... Dave!

Okay, my fault. One point for paddy.

A couple weeks ago,

A friend got his head stuck in a container.

What kind of container?

Dave: are you talking about that really hot day?

Ah! It was so sunny

And all I could think about

Was eating something cold and creamy,

So we went into the frozen food section and got-

Paddy: ice cream!

Eeeee... Two points for paddy.

One more point and we become best pals.

Which means skunk-boy and you both got beat by me!

Let's do this.

Nnnn... Um... [Gasp]

Three part question, worth three points!

What... Does this tattoo say?!

Huh?

Dave: fudge! Fudge! Fudge!

Dave wins!

So what?! I didn't wanna win anyway.

[Starts to sob] you two deserve each other!

Aghhh!

Thanks, buddy.

No problem.

I can't wait to put this in my trophy case!

[Fizzles] ow! Ow! Ow!

[Fizzles] ow! Owwwwwww!

♪♪

Scaredy: [shivering] d-d-dave, hurry up!

We've gotta unload these frozen dinners

Before we freeze in here.

Dave: [sneezes]

Ignore that.

Scaredy: ew! I'll just... Okay, don't move.

[Ice shatters]

These new frosty-o flavours sound awesome!

Very berry beef, banana noodle,

And my new fav, maybe meat!

Uh-oh!

Scaredy: okay! Stay calm.

Stay calm!

We need to get a cup of hot water.

I got it.

Ow! Ow! Almost- ow! Now for sure-

Ow! Ow!

Agh!

Told you I got it.

Scaredy: whoooaa!

Dave: must be some kinda cave squirrel frozen ice cream treat.

Scaredy: no, dave! That's a real cave-squirrel!

This is a huge discovery.

We can go on a world tour, visiting historical museums

And speaking at science symposiums!

Dave: or maybe less boring things!

Let's thaw him out!

Can we? Can we?

Sure! We just need to find a safe way to do it.

I'll do some online research while you-

[Jackhammer rattles]

Dave, no!

What're you doing? That's not safe either!

The box says, "ready in three minutes."

[Microwave beeps, ice cracks]

Ice squirrel's ready!

Oog: [moans]

Scaredy: [gasps] he's waking up!

Hi, there!

Oog: oog?!

Dave: we're your new best buddies!

Put 'er there!

Ungh! Ahhh...

Oog: oog! Oooog! Oog-oog!

Scaredy: uh, hi. Feeling better I see.

I'm scaredy. What's your name?

Oog: oog-oog-oog.

Dave: let's call him trevor.

Oog: ooooog?!

Oops! Don't wanna do that.

Oog: oog... Scaredy: we won't hurt you.

Also... Please don't hurt us.

Oog... There,

Isn't that nicer than freaking out?

[Sniffing]

That's a little weird, but okay.

Now, uh, oog... Oog.

The modern world may seem a bit over-

[Woozy moans]

All right, lets go to lunch.

Sweet acorns.

Oog?

Sheep: excuse me, pardon me!

Some people are so inconsiderate-

Aghhhhh!

Oog-oog-oog!

Sheep: hey! Those are my groceries!

[Gulps]

[Spits]

Ow!

Which way do you think he went?

[Panicked screaming]

It's a mystery.

Come on!

What's going on here?

What do you think you're- bawwwwwk!

Oog: [freaks out]

Nestor, did you see a destructive,

But well-intentioned squirrel run by?

[Crash]

Urrrrrgh! Clean this up! Now!

Scaredy: but... But i... I gotta stop oog

Before he causes more trouble.

[Panicked screaming]

Dave: good luck with that!

[Chomping]

[Sniffing]

[Chomps then cries out in pain]

[Glass shatters]

[Sobbing]

Oog: oog!

Oog-oog! [Loud crash]

[Scaredy and dave scream]

Maybe the stash 'n' hoard isn't the best place for oog.

[Panicked screaming]

Oog: oog, oog, oog.

Scaredy: oog, no! We don't swing on the bus!

Oog, no! We don't draw on people's walls!

Gotta go.

Grrrrr.

Scaredy: no, oog! We don't attack cement mixers!

Oog: ooooooog! Ooooooog! Ooooooog!

Ooooooog! Ooooooog! Ooooooog!

[Sighs] at least it can't get any worse.

Balsa news alert.

There have been sightings all over town

Of a weird warthog

Or gap-toothed beaver on the rampage!

He's really very nice if you give him a chance!

Aghhhh!

Anyone matching this description

Should be considered extremely annoying.

Oog: oog.

Hey! Beat it, weirdo. Agh!

[Panicked screaming, static]

Momma: fix the tv.

Nestor: how?

Momma: I don't know! Hit it or something.

Oog: oog!

Nestor: [squawks]

Oh no, not again!

[Screams]

Scaredy: this really isn't going well.

Let's just chuck him back in the freezer.

Dave, oog doesn't know how to behave in today's world,

But we're his friends and we're gonna teach him.

Or maybe just me.

Scaredy: okay, oog, grab your toothbrush.

Up and down see.

Great job!

Bvvvvvvvvvvv!

[Splash] little help?

Scaredy: good posture's always important.

Unless you don't care, then whatever.

Now you try!

Oog?

Ooooooog! Ooooooog! Ooooooog!

Dave: pain.

Scaredy: the trick is to start with the salad fork on the outside,

Then work your way in.

Or if you're like me,

Just bring your own cutlery so you know it's clean.

Hey, where did yours go?

Aagggghhhh!

You need some help, dave?

Nah, I think I'll just hang out here and relax.

Scaredy: [sighs]

Educating a cave-squirrel is hard work.

Dave: but so rewarding! I assume.

Scaredy: I wish we had some help.

We could try the frosty-o customer assistance line.

I highly doubt they'll be of any use,

But it can't hurt to-

Automated voice: welcome.

If your dinner contained a prehistoric cave-squirrel,

Press one.

Wow. This must happen more often that I thought.

[Dial tone] that's weird, it just hung up.

[Rotors beat]

Aghhhhh!

Um, if I could just get everyone to take their shoes off.

Which of you is the cave animal?

Oog: oog.

Dave: [screams]

Stop!

Scaredy: what is going on?!

Swat chicken: but wait, maybe it's this really hairy one

With super long teeth that says "oog" all the time?

Oog: oog!

[Clucking]

Oog?! Oog?! Oog?!

Scaredy: wait! What about us?

Swat chicken: please accept this complimentary frozen dinner

For your inconvenience.

Now that's customer service!

Why would they just grab him like that?!

I think oog's in trouble!

Dave: oh well, the only thing we can do now is eat this.

No one steals my cave-squirrel

And get's away with it!

It's rescue mission time!

There! Totally invisible in the darkness!

Ugh! That's not safe!

There. Better.

Dave: oh hey, scare.

Dave, you're not even dressed!

What've you been doing this whole time?

I made this!

It's a hot dog with a donut on each end!

Now it can roll!

What? It always could; it's a hot dog!

And why- never mind.

Operation olly-olly oogy-free is a go!

Let's roll.

I'm rolling. I'm rolling.

Dave: aaaggggghhhhhhhh!

I think I may have done that wrong.

Scaredy: it won't be easy to find him.

We will have to use all the detective skills we-

Dave: found him!

Oog: oog.

Scaredy: that was a bit easier than I thought.

Don't worry, oog, we'll get you out of here!

[Grunts of effort]

Oog: oooog!

Scaredy: something... Seems to be... Holding... Him back.

Not being a team player, oog.

Dave: here, I know.

Hey oog, you wanna hot-dog donut?

Oog! Oog! Oog! Oog!

Hot-dog donuts save the day, what do ya know?!

Scaredy: yeah, yeah, let's just move it!

Dave: hold on! I better turn off the alarm system first.

[Alarm blares]

Uh, I guess it was off and I turned it on.

Swat chicken: freeze!

Scaredy: do they make you guys hide here every night?

Swat chicken: yes...

Chickens: [exasperated sighs]

Bear: well, well.

Did you really think breaking into a frozen food office

Would be so easy?

Dave: ah, yes.

Scaredy: why did you kidnap our friend?

Bear: we had no choice!

We can't let the world know

That we dig up prehistoric frozen meals

And sell it to the masses.

Gross!

Ha-ha!

Bear: well, every now and again

We find a cave animal by accident.

But if one of them got free,

Our whole operation would be exposed!

Where are you keeping them?

Bear: oh, we have a place for them.

A very special place. [Laughs]

Seriously, it's really nice.

This place is amazing!

Bear: yeah, we try to make it

Just like the stone age for them.

Ooooooog! Ooooooog! Ooooooog!

He seems so happy.

This makes up for everything.

Well almost.

Nice place they got here.

I guess the modern world didn't really work out.

Oog: oog-oog.

Well... This is it.

Dave: put 'er there!

Aghhh!

Ooooooog! Ooooooog! Ooooooog!

I'll miss him.

I dunno, he was kind of a headache.

Wah, wah, wah!

Dave: ♪ it's scaredy squirrel's safety corner ♪

♪ Scaredy's in a corner and he's safe ♪

Today's topic:

What to do if your tongue gets stuck

On something cold.

Yes!

Dave, nooooo!

Okay, okay.

We'll just try and do this safely.

Aye, aye, captain.

Now the first thing to do is- aggghhhh!

What's the first thing to do?

Oog?

Say, have you been working out?

Oog!

Dave: did I fall really hard?

Oog?

Dave: all right, if the answers is yes,

Just grunt and give me a vacant stare.

Oog! Oog!

You don't have to grunt at me twice!

Aghhhhhhh!

Did it work?