04x11 - Lost in Donations / My Udder Best Friend

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[Big band style music plays]

♪♪

♪ Doop-dah!

♪ Dooby-doo-wah!

♪ Doop-dah! Dooby-doo-wah! ♪

♪ Doo-boo doo-bah-bah dow!

♪ Dooby-doo-dah dah bah-dah-dah dee-bah ♪

♪ Dah-dah dee-bah-dee-bah dah-bee-dah ♪

♪ Bah-dee-dah dah-dah dah deedle-dah oh! ♪

♪ Oh yeah! Yeah!

♪ Dah-dah doo-yah dah-dah-dah dah-bah-dah-bah doh! ♪

[Thunder of stampeding feet]

Once you lick a lollipop it's yours.

Seriously, don't be gross.

♪♪

My favourite holiday!

Today is the first day

Of the six and a half days of giver.

Thank you. Oh, thank you!

Scaredy: a holiday that transforms balsa

Into a city filled with kind acts of generosity.

Please, you take it.

Put your bum down.

Scaredy: mrs. Nestor's mother doesn't usually do anything

For the giver holiday

But I'm hoping the spirit of giver

Has stolen her heart

And that this year-

Nestor: [over p.a.] Attention, shoppers.

All prices have just gone up 10 percent.

Ouch.

That is so... Wrong.

Moose: okay, the donation box is all set up.

[Heavenly choir sings]

Sign here.

I'll sign for that! I'm the b.b.i.c.

Big boss in charge.

His mother isn't here mondays,

So he gets to pretend that he's the boss.

Bwakkkkk!

No one asked you anything!

Did your mother order that?

That? Uh... Yes, it's a big... Metal box...

For uh...

Moose: grocery donations for the kindness giver foundation.

Uh... Oh yes, that.

Scaredy: well, this is a pleasant surprise!

Yeah! Momma's not so much a giver

As she is the meanest woman who has ever lived.

Wow! Our last chat really did work.

There are needy families in balsa,

Mrs. Nestor's mother!

We should...

Nay, we must honour the six and half days of giver

With a special promotion that shows them we care!

Get out.

[Cracks]

I guess I was more persuasive than I thought.

Goatee momma: so you stash 'n' hoarders think

You can out-donate us sorta freshers, huh?

Nestor: we just might.

Goatee nestor: not likely.

Our store is better than yours at everything.

Give 'er day isn't about competing!

It's about love and compassion, helping those who-

Goatee nestor: zip it, pretty boy.

Yeah, zip it, pretty- scaredy!

Goatee momma: between our two stores, everything is a competition.

We're gonna mop the floor

With you thoughtful, big-hearted goofballs!

[Cackling]

Nestor: not if we mop up the floors before you get to... Argh!

Dave: pain.

Scaredy: don't you worry, nestor!

Dave and I will not let you down!

Nestor: [mumbling]

Dave: yeah! What he said.

[Carts rattle]

[Sighs]

[Glass shattering]

[Cake splats]

[Crying hysterically]

[Water splashes]

[Sighs]

Are we getting plenty of donations?

There's not enough.

Nestor: what?! We need to start donating stash 'n' hoard groceries

If we wanna beat sorta fresh.

[Straining]

Dave: oh boy!

Look at the donation box now.

Your generosity will make this

The best six and a half days of giver ever!

We're off to a great start, nestor!

Momma: a great start on what?

Nestor: momma?! What're you doing here on your day off?

I had a strange sensation

That you were doing something fantastically wrong.

Scaredy: not at all.

We've already given away a full load of groceries

From the donation box you ordered.

Momma: what donation box?!

It- I thought- it was scaredy's idea!

[Growls]

But you were the one that said she was-

Nestor: not listening!

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la! [Steam whistles]

Momma: I wanna fire all of you...

From a cannon!

But my cannon's in my other purse.

Now, you'd better get those groceries back

Or you're gonna be balsa's least fortunate!

Nestor: you heard what we said! Get moving!

Eeeeeee!

Scaredy: no wonder the charity has their headquarters here.

This neighbourhood certainly looks like

It could use a little help.

Huh. The kindness giver foundation

Is supposed to be at 625 woodywood way,

But there is no 625.

Raymundo: good afternoon, gentlemen!

Would either of you be interested

In helping my youth group

Earn their hug badges today?

Children: yes! Can you? Oh please!

Scaredy: wow!

[Chuckles nervously]

Um... I'll help you!

Dave: I am so warm right now!

Hey, that's weird! Where'd my vest go?

Aw! I had half a canteloupe in my pocket.

Mister, do you know a charity

Called the kindness giver foundation?

It's supposed to be right here but...it's not.

There are no charities around here, my friend.

Too bad.

There are families in this neighbourhood

Who could use a little help.

[Gulp] heh, heh. It was in my armpit.

Momma: so? Where are my groceries!

Some huggy kids took my vest.

We had some trouble finding the charity's headquarters.

Oh great! It was a scam!

Scam? No.

They dropped of a donation box.

It's yellow! And- and- and it might be a scam.

You two better get my groceries back,

[Rumbling] or else!

You know who could solve this case?

The police?

Pfft! No. I'll give you a hint.

Who's the crime fighting team that works for ice cream?

No, dave, don't.

'70S lady backup trio: ♪ the rodent patrol

That's right.

And who are the two private eyes -

One is scared of butterflies?

Come on! I don't wanna do-

'70S lady backup trio: ♪ the rodent patrol

You said it.

And who's balsa's best gumshoes with temporary tatoos?

'70S lady backup trio: ♪ the rodent patrol!

Dave, no!

Dave: I was talking about the rodent patrol.

I can't believe you didn't get that.

Okay, a fake address,

No info or phone number on the box.

Let me write down what we know.

How do you spell "nothin'"?

Achooo! Sorry.

Just my stache.

I didn't clean it after our last job:

"The case of spilled pepper."

You could just take it off.

Take what off?

Um, the moustache. Never mind.

The delivery guy sucked up the groceries with a hose!

They have to go somewhere.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

[Gasps] probably not.

Maybe this is a case for the rodent patrol.

♪♪

Good to have you back, scaredowitz.

Good to be back, skunktowski.

Now follow me!

Dave: [munching]

How long before the next pickup?

I hope it's in the next five minutes

Because I really gotta pee.

Dave, what were you thinking?!

Your right; I could just go here.

Dave, no!

He's hooking up the hose!

Get ready to- aggghhhh!

Gotta pee!

Scaredy: whoa.

[Relieved sigh]

So where are we?

Somebody's coming!

Goatee momma: I told you those goofballs at the stash 'n' hoard

Would fall for our fake charity scam.

[Giggles] and did they ever!

I wish they could be here now, hiding and listening,

Just so we could see the look on their silly faces!

[Laughs]

Now we just put the stolen groceries

On the shelves here at sorta fresh

And we all get rich!

Charity is for suckers!

[Cackling]

Dave: [little sneeze]

What was that?!

[About to sneeze] ahhh... Ahhh... Ahhhh!

Shhh! Dave, don't do it! Don't do it!

Dave: [mammoth sneeze] achooooooooo!

Hey! What's goin' on here?!

Who are you guys?!

You didn't hear us talking about

Our evil charity scam, did you?

Agh!

Scaredy: we didn't hear anything.

We're the... Barcode inspectors

Here to... Check the...barcodes on your groceries!

Goatee momma: you're not barcode inspectors!

He is!

Nerdy rabbit: this one seems to be in order.

Huh. I thought I made that up.

[Growls]

Now we fight!

[Gulps] runnnnnnn!

Dave: aggghhhhh!

Scaredy: [panting] I think we lost them.

I can't believe the sorta fresh stole those donations!

What are we gonna do?

[Weeps]

I'd say give up,

But usually at this point in the show

You say something like...

I won't let this happen!

And here we go.

We are gonna get those groceries back!

How?

With a little help.

Raymundo: we'd be happy to help.

Scaredy: thanks, kids, this is really-

Agh! Okay... Okay.

Dave, if I go into shock, remember to elevate my feet!

[Clothes rip away]

Raymundo: so, my friends, tell us your plan.

Goatee momma: just look at it all.

Now everything we sell 'til the end of give 'er day

Will be pure profit thanks to the stash 'n' hoard!

[Cackling]

Did you hear that?

Yes. It almost sounded like [shudders]

Children laughing.

[Children giggle]

Dirty children: yay! Hugging is nice! Hi!

Goatee momma: ugh! Go away! Shoo! Shoo!

Goatee nestor: momma, is this what love feels like?

[Screaming and rumbling]

They stole all the food... That we stole!

That's... Fair, I guess, really.

[Rumbling]

Children: aggghhhh!

Goatee momma: noooooooooooooooo!

Here you go, my friend.

Thank you.

This is what giver day is all about.

No need to thank us, ma'am.

It's all in a day's work forrrr...

Come on, dave, can't we just enjoy the moment.

'70S lady backup trio: ♪ the rodent patrol

That's right.

And who are the super cool dudes

That get back stolen foods?

No one wants to hear this.

'70S lady backup trio: ♪ the rodent patrol

You said it.

And who are the two guys who solve problems

And sometimes can't rhyme?

Please don't make me part of the montage.

'70S lady backup trio: ♪ the rodent patrol!

Dave: ♪ balsa city

♪ Dangerous city

♪ Dangerous all the time

♪ Full of dangerous crime

♪ Dangerous in the day

♪ And dangerous at night

♪ Is it dangerous there?

♪ Oh, it's dangerous all right ♪

Dirty children: huuuuggggs!!!

Happy six and half days of giver!

Where are my groceries?!

Agh! Gotta go!

Children: yeahhhhhhh!

Hmmm.

♪♪

Dave: I've been waiting for this my whole life.

All my favourite food groups in one pastry!

The doughdoginator!

I can't believe the store is even selling them.

They're so... So...

Awesome? Doughdoglicious?

I was going with unhealthy.

Dave: [gasps] they're setting up the sample station!

[Munching, gulps]

Mmm. Bwaaakkkk!

Only one sample per customer!

It's probably for the best.

There's enough fried ice-cream

In one of those for a lifetime.

With my detective awesome kit of awesome disguises,

I can get seven samples for each of us!

Every hour!

I don't think so, dave.

But I always try your strange foods, scare -

Carbots...

Carrots?

Sellebix...

Celery?

Dave: borkoloxkabobs...

I have no idea.

Plus you don't even try

Most of my favourite games either.

Mud volley ball.

[Screams, mud splatters]

Dave: blindfolded unicycle polo.

[Screams]

Reading.

[Grunts of effort]

That wasn't reading.

[Shrugs] meh.

It'd just be fun to play some of my games

Once in a while.

Okay, fine.

After work, we'll play one of your games.

Woo-hoo!

Now to get me some doughdoginators!

Hello, nestor who I've never met before.

I am just a little girl and I'm-

One per customer, skunk.

Millie: greetings, earth bird!

We will take three samples.

Hurry now, we bite.

Bwak! Not the face!

Dave, scaredy, follow me.

[Gasps] how does it know our names?

It's me, millie the cow!

Here. And one for you.

Thanks.

Uh, I'll just save this for... Later.

That disguise is genius with a capital j!

Oh, butter on a biscuit, you're sweet.

Let's eat!

[Cringes] eeeee!

Both: that is the bestest, most deliciousest thing ever!

You two seem to have a lot in common.

Does this taste triple-fried to you?

I read a blog that said it's quadruple!

Shut the barn door!

A lot in common!

Millie: we need more samples!

Wanna be half of my two-headed horse disguise?

Can't.

Scaredy promised to play a game with me.

I think I'm gonna choose "guess what you're eating."

Yuck! Maybe millie'd like to play?

Oh, gosh, I'd love to!

Really?

Guess what my lunch is.

Here's a hint: I chewed it this morning!

Ooh! Mysterious!

Scaredy: you two should totally hang out more.

You're like two peas in a messy, messy pod.

Dave: really? Millie: okay!

Have fun!

Millie: moo-hoo!

Phew! Well, that solves that.

One per customer, philmore. Now scram!

How did you know and tell?!

[Sad groan]

Scaredy: a whole day with no dangerous games,

And I didn't have to eat a single thing off the ground.

I have to say I am refreshed!

Aggghhhh!

Hey, scare!

What in the world?

Whooaaaa! Moo-hoo! Moo-hoooo!

Millie: best day ever! Want a turn?

Uh, I wouldn't wanna hog all the fun.

Your loss. Whoaaaaaa!

Dave: [laughing]

I got all the way to spruceville

Before the engine died.

Good thing millie picked me up in her homemade dangercopter.

Danger copter?

Ow! Ow! Ow!

She's totally apex,

Which is a different word for extreme

That she uses to describe stuff that's apex.

I knew you two would hit it off.

[Stomach growls] lunchtime!

Whaddya want today, scare?

Chandler's chunky milkshakes or jacko's tapeworm tacos?

Uh...

Maybe you'd like to go to lunch with millie today.

Hey dave, look what I brought for eatin'!

Scaredy: why are wearing dinner rolls?

I'm gonna walk to the gravy hut in my soft shoes,

Take 'em off, dip 'em in the good stuff

And tada! - Lunch!

You guys wanna come?

Oh! Can we? Can we? Can we?!

It's all you, buddy.

Woo-hoo!

Apex!

Awww, I'll have lunch with you scaredy!

Well, that sounds nice. Where do you want to-

[Gagging]

Yeah. I'm... Not hungry any more.

[Gagging]

Ahhhh!

Moo-hoo! Yippee!

Millie: mooo-hooo!

I love reading.

Scaredy: the goat police rerun marathon starts in an hour!

I better call dave.

[Dials phone]

Dave: [answering machine] I am not here right now

Which probably means I'm doing something...

Dave and millie: suuuuuuper apex!

Millie: so leave us a message.

Wow. I'm happy dave has someone to play his games with,

But... [Sighs] I just miss-

Millie: my best friend, dave.

He's got the best games!

Dave: aw, shucks!

Millie: the sun baked us in and...

Dave: now we're cake!

It's totally apex!

Millie: mooooo!

What about the icing?

Millie: that's what that's for.

[Kaboom]

[Splat]

And there you have it.

A tale of two friends living their dreams.

Bestest friends forever and ever.

Having their cake and being it too.

Okay, I get it! Millie's more fun than me!

I can be fun.

I can be "apex!"

[Gasps] my veggies are touching my starch!

What?

[Knocking]

Oh, hey scare.

Your head! What happened?

This? Nothing.

Yesterday, me and millie played avoid that tree.

Millie: avoid that- [thud] hee!

Dave: watch me avoid a bunch of- ow! Ohh! Ow! Ow! Oof!

I lost.

Dave, I know I suggested you and millie hang out,

But I didn't mean we shouldn't hang out anymore.

I thought you didn't like my games.

Scaredy: just the messy, dangerous ones

Where we end up in the hospital.

I don't know, scare.

Millie's got us on a tight schedule.

Millie: hey, guys! Check this!

Woooo!

Aggghhhh! Nooooo!

[Grunts of effort]

Moooooo!

Wow, millie, that was too...

Apex?! I know!

Hey, you should come play hug that cactus!

Yeah. Come, scare.

It'll be like old times, but with more pain!

[Winces] it sounds kinda...

Okay, I guess millie and I will just-

All right, fine. I'll go change.

Apex!

See you at the garden centre.

Mooooo!

I think I'm gonna regret this.

Dave and millie: [giggling]

Apex! Apex!

Dave: [screams] so sharp!

Ouch, ouch, ouch!

We started already. Ouch!

What's with the suit?

It's made of a prickle resistant polymer.

Millie: I'm gonna fill up a kiddie-pool with live crabs!

Oh, yeah! Totally apex!

Scaredy, ya gotta help me!

What's wrong?

Millie's too extreme!

I am all ouchied out!

Plus I miss playing your boring games

Like sit and be quiet.

[Chuckles] yeah, that's a good one.

Just tell millie you need a break.

Millie: dave, where are you?

I tried,

But all she did was yell "apex."

She didn't hear a word I said.

Millie: where's my only real friend?

Scaredy and dave: agh!

Millie: oh, there you are!

Hi, scaredy! Aren'tcha gonna hug some cacti?

Oh, I already did and um...

After such a fun game,

I thought we could play ambulance.

Dave can be the patient!

Millie: no time! Gotta get the jam and the hula hoops.

We're goin' mountain diving!

Scaredy and dave: huh?

Millie: we climb up mount dangerpain,

Make giant bubbles with some hula hoops

And when they pop,

We dive into teeny tiny jars of jam!

Whaddaya say, buddy?

Uhhhhhhhhhhh...

Oh, apex! Apex!

These last two days have been the most fun in my whole life!

You in?

O-kay. Agh!

Don't worry, dave! I'll think of something!

Philmore: ooh! Desert hugging plant it is!

[Crazy laughing]

Scaredy play with me one, two, three?

Philmore, I don't want-

Wait, I think I've got it!

Philmore: oh, lucky guy! Philmore never gets anything.

Happy pain!

[Loud thunderclap]

Millie: let's get to the top of the mountain.

Scaredy: they're about to go.

You remember what to do on my cue, right?

Ear ear catman!

I'm gonna guess that's a yes.

Dave: [whimpers nervously]

Maybe we should eat first.

Save it for when we land. C'mon!

Scaredy: dave! Oh, it's terrible!

Bertha, your firetruck, she's on fire.

Fire?!

Yes! Go, dave. Go to her.

Now what am I gonna do?

This is a two-person stunt!

There must be someone willing to "phil" in!

You mean, you'll do the stunt with me?

What? No!

I said there must be someone willing to-

Philmore, get out here!

Philmore: could I fall from the sky high with you?

I brought bees!

Millie: [gasps] bees?! Why didn't I think of that?!

It's totally-

Millie and philmore: apex!

[Sighs]

Dave: scaredy, bertha's fire was invisible!

I hope I'm getting it all.

Yeah, you got it, dave.

Woo-hoo! Hey, do ya think millie's sad

That I skipped out on the stunt?

Nope. I'm pretty sure she found someone

Who was very happy to help.

[Hard thump and smash]

Millie and philmore: apex!

You wanna play

One of your slightly less messy games now?

Nah! How about we watch one of your dortomemana?

Documentaries? Sure!

Just not the one about eye wash stations.

Scaredy: I have an even better one.

"Eye wash station:

The making of the behind the scenes!"

[Crash]

Millie: apex! Philmore: b-pex and d-pex!

Oh, that's good!