02x05 - Evil in Love

[bunniefuu]

Since the dawn of time, an evil

force has existed. A force with the

power to destroy the universe. A

force men know only as

the Fiend which dares not speak its

name. Within this ancient

temple is the secret for summoning the

Fiend. In search of this secret comes

evil the cat

come. Hentrat, a secret for

summoning the fiend shall be mine.

Pass. Look.

Why have you come here?Why

have you come here?

I seek to destroy the

universe.

I II am

Evil the cat. And

I, I malice the dog. Umm

You mean alike. Come, my

love, let us destroy the universe.

Together!

Earthworm Jim. The soil he did crawl.

Earthworm Jim. A super suit and fall. Jim

was just a dirt, eating chewy lengths of

worm flesh. But all that came to a crash

again. Earthworm Jim. He's

such a groovy guy. Earthworm Jim. He

rockets through the sky, grooves through

the universe, having lots of fun. Here

comes Earthworm Jim. You know that he's a

mighty one.

Despite his great big muscles And his

really big gray g*n Jim is still an

earthworm But then he's the only one With

a super suit to make him really super

strong Jim can be a winner if we only

sing along all right Earthworm Jim We

think he's mighty fine Earthworm Jim A

hero for all time Earthworm,

earthworm, earthworm, earthworm Jim

Go Ruby!

Inscribed upon this tablet is the secret

for summoning the fiend which dares not

speak its name.

We have but to translate into the ancient

Sanskrit, and the secret shall be ours,

my sweet. Yes,

yes, my prince of villainy. Oh, we could

just grab one of these. They offer the

secret on videotape, laserdisc and

CD-ROM. Ooh, how

very modern.

Haintrat saves seat for boss.

Ow! Thank

you. But we're Haintrat going to sit.

Shh! It's starting.

And now... The secret for

summoning the fiend. With your

friend and mine, Mr.

Funnybutt! Hi,

kids! I'm

Mr. Funnybutt! Today, we're going to

learn how to summon the fiend which dares

not speak its name! Yay!

First, you'll need an ordinary balloon,

twisted into the shape of the fiend, like

this. Then you have to pop the

balloon with the Hatpin of Destiny.

I don't have the real hatpin, 'cause it

was lost eons ago when the gods still

walked the earth.

But that's okay. If we destroy the

universe, we can't sing the Mr. Punybutt

song. So

my

soup, we must

find this hatpin destiny.

Indeed, my prince of villainy. But where

could it be?How will we ever find it?

Meanwhile, Earthworm Jim and Peter Puppy

discover a very unusual hatpin in their

attic. Did you hear that?Yeah, that was

easy. Thanks for dropping by my

sucking chest wound of Felicity. Let's

watch my favorite TV show.

Mr. Bunny Butt is my friend

He's got a fuzzy, furry bunny ribbit

You know, Jim, I think you might be

helped by medication.

Look what I found in

the attic. Whoa! There could be

all sorts of cool things in here.

Nah, just old junk, pages from Da Vinci's

sketchbook, The Holy Grail, Amelia

Earhart. All right!

Ratty old clothes!

Dig me! I'm a flapper!

And I'm a city slicker. Hey there, big

boy. 23 skidoo. To these knees.

The cat's pajamas. Rooty toot toot. Huh

No intelligent life

on earth. Earth.

Ow!

Say, that's a very unusual

Hapkin. I'll

get it.

Hello.

Hey, guys.

Someone means us harmed.

Evil the Cat, what could he want?

I and my new consort...

Ciao, I'm Alice the dog. ...have come for

the Hatpin of Destiny.

Hentrat come too?Don't forget Hentrat,

boss! Ow! Thank

you. With the Hatpin, we will summon the

feast and destroy the universe.

We rejoin our heroes as they are menaced

by Evil the Cat and his new girlfriend,

Malice the Dog. And Hintrat?Why

everyone forgetting Hintrat?You shall

fall before my acid fabars.

Not with my indomitable mentor

shield.

TM. Curses. Boss need

Hintrat's help now, yes?That won't be

necessary. I shall defeat these fools

with my fleas of eternal slumber.

Fleas of eternal slumber, ohh you are the

constant source of delight, my sui.

As are you, my prince of villainy.

What?Intrapacular Ma's high and prophetic

ploy for attention. Ow!

Hey. Hey, these fleas don't even itch.

Of course they don't itch. They're the

fleas of eternal slumber. Their bites

will send you to the realm of nightmares

for all eternity.

Well, that's bound to be unplugged.

The Hatbin of Destiny is

ours! I start to feel unhaunted.

Um, how long did she say we'd be

stuck here?For all eternity.

So we'll be missing

lunch?Oh. This

old fella can't ask a question, is that

it?Meanwhile, on the infernal

planet, heck, Evil and Malice are working

on balloon animals.

So that's my prince's villainy. Look,

boss, Hank trap bring you a roll of

toilet paper to tear up.

Ow! Thank you. Now to twist it into the

shape of the fiend.

A problem, my sweet. It seems

balloons and claws do not mix.

Perhaps you. I fear not, my

Prince of Illini, but there must be

someone around here without razor-sharp

claws.

Boss no need, Hentrat. One

special relationship turned to bitter

ashes in Hentrat's mouth.

Oh, Hentrat. Hensi, old

boy. Could we use your fingers for a

moment?It's too late to suck up to

Hentrat now. Maybe Hentrat no need,

boss. Please, Please come on, you good

mindless lackey. No, no, no, noYou

hurt Hentrat too bad, but...

Maybe if you're nice to Hintrat.

I can already tell I'm going to hate

this. Hintrat almost ready to help.

Maybe if someone clean wax out of

Hintrat's ears?The

things I go through just to destroy the

universe.

Meanwhile, in the realm of nightmares...

Excuse me. We're supposed to be,

you know, scary and, uh, whole

nightmare thing. You understand?

Oh, sorry. Don't mind us. Go on with your

little spooky act.

No! It's all spoiled now!

You the troublemakers. I got one monster

in tears and three others questioning the

monster hood. Who's the guy in the

dress?I am the Lord of nightmares,

baby. And this isn't a dress. It's my

fearsome cloak of midnight.

Whatever you say, honey. Look, Bub, we're

superheroes. We fight monsters every day.

In fact, my little fuzz buddy here. Hi,

I'm Peter. Turns into a monster

on a fairly regular basis. So don't

expect this stuff to scare us, all right?

I've dealt with your kind before. I shall

reach into your minds and dredge up your

darkest fears.

And so our heroes are forced to confront

their darkest fears. Peter

must face a Scottish chef.

Your skin and bones, you poor wee pup.

Have some haggis. Nothing more nutritious

than the heart, lungs and liver of a

sheep boiled in its own stomach.

Jim must face a public restroom.

Wax, paper, seat, protectors!

And the princess must face a shopping

mall perfume sprayer lady! Sample

of fragrance. Sample of fragrance.

Sample of fragrance!

Meanwhile, on the abysmal planet, Peck.

Pinkrat do a good job. Yes, boss?

Ow!A balloon

animal in the shape of the fiend which

dares not speak its name.

We shall pop it with the hat pin of

destiny and summon the fiend which will

destroy the universe.

When we left, Evil and Malice were about

to pop the balloon animal with the hat

pin of destiny. Thus summoning the

fiend and destroying the universe.

Would you do the honors, my sweet?

Thank you, my Prince of Pelini.

Is this some sort of cruel joke?I mean, I

like cruelty, but.

What does that fine print say?The

Hatpin of Destiny may only be used by one

who is pure of heart. Do not use the

Hatpin while operating heavy machinery.

I don't suppose the Hinchrat is pure of

heart. I think not. He likes to jump up

and down on hats. Hmm, that doesn't seem

so bad. While people are still wearing

them. Oh. While evil and malice face

this dilemma, our heroes combat their

worst fears.

Wait,

waitGuys, guys, we've got to overcome

our fears. Uh,

yeah. Repeat after me. I must not fear.

Fear is the mind k*ller. Fear is the

little death that brings total oblivion.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind

k*ller. Fear is the little death that

brings total oblivion. I must not

fear. Fear is the mind k*ller. Fear is

the little death that brings total

oblivion. I must not fear. Fear is the

mind k*ller! This is

the little death that brings total

oblivion! We did it! And all

thanks to you, fuzz buddy. Uh-huh, well,

just remember this next year when I

renegotiate my sidekick contract.

It cannot be. You have overcome your

darkest fears. Let's see what you're

afraid of. I am the lord of

nightmares. I fear nothing. I

got just the thing.

Mr. Bodybot is my

friend. She's got a whole...

It is more than I could bear. Go.

Leave the realm of nightmares and never

return.

And we're back. Come, staunch

fellows, we must go to heck.

We must find someone pure of heart to

pop the balloon animal.

Abominable miscreants. Your file scheme

is at an end. Perfect. Follow

my lead. Oh, no.

Do not allow them to grasp upon the

hatpin. No, they may

use it for the popping of this balloon

and thereby foil our plan.

Egad, I have accidentally thrown

to them the hatpin.

Oh, no. I, by tripping, have

accidentally thrown to them the balloon.

Did I mention it was an accident?Don't do

it, Jim. It's too easy.

Oh, you and your Puritan work ethic. Get

off my back, man.

Bulls. By popping the balloon, you

have summoned the fiend which dares not

speak its name.

I am the bringer of the apocalypse.

I am the fiend which dares not speak

its name. Gaze upon me and know

the face of evil. Stare into my eyes

and be broken upon the red wheel of

terror. No! Your end is lying!

Bravo! Bravo! But

I thought I was evil.

It's a treat to watch a real protwork.

Jim, that thing is going to destroy the

universe. You got to do something.

Well, duhEat that

universe destroyer thingy!

I am from another plane of existence.

Nothing you can do can affect me.

Seems to be indestructible. Hey,

I've got an idea.

Hello, Department of Apocalyptic Affairs.

I want to report a violation.

Now, forces of darkness, strike

this universe! Slide it unto--

Excuse me, may I see you're destroying

the universe permit?Uh, permit?

Yes, your permit. Uh, I've got one. Uh,

is this a form?No, that's directions to

the form, although I think you can see it

from here.

But it'll take me a billion years to fill

that out. Three billion. I need it in

triplicate. Ha, ha. Have a nice

day.

Work, Jim. Yes, victory is sweet.

You may have won for now, but Nellis and

I will try again. Won't we, my sweets?

my sweet. Okay, that's

great. Alrighty, buh-bye.

I've been offered my own series, The

Malice, The Dog Show, but

it takes place in another universe. I

must turn it down! I could never leave

you, my principality. Without you, I

would cease to exist. No,

no, my sweet, your career

must come first.

Yeah, you're right. See

ya. At least boss still have henchrat.

Ow! Ah,

gee, I was gonna squash him. Now I

just don't have the heart. I wonder if

the fiend will ever get his permit.

Only time will tell,

Fuzzbuddy. Only time

will tell.

Well, I filled out the form. I'm

sorry. I should have given you Form

DU-38/259/68-B.

See you in another three billion years.

Ha ha! Have a nice day.