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01x06 - Oração ao Santo Maldito

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Damned Saint". Aired: February 8, 2023.*
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Samuel, a failed pastor, offers Reinaldo , now drowning in medical debt , money to be a preacher, sending the atheist Reinaldo down a strange and unlikely path to become a religious leader.

01x06 - Oração ao Santo Maldito

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- Previously…
- Do you really think I'm oppressive?

No. The world doesn't revolve around you.
Nor does my life.

-I'm not very good at these things.
-But you used to be, you know?

- Are you saying she'll see again?
- It's possible.

How could you
take advantage of their faith like that?

If I tell your mom,
she'll never want to see my face again.

I won't want to see your face.

Enzo, want to come with me to Jardim Inês?

There's a party tonight
where they can get some, right?

Can you keep a secret?

Watch out!



Where are we going?

To heaven, sweetheart.

DAMNED SAINT

Pastor?

Pastor?

Pastor?

Pastor!

Pastor?

Pastor, for the love of God, wake up.

Wake up, Pastor, for God's sake.
Don't do this to me.

Pastor?

Father Eustáquio,

it's the cat!

It's him.



It's the pet cat.

The cat you k*lled.

Or rather,

the cat you resurrected.

You are a saint, Reinaldo.

CHAPTER 6
PRAYER TO THE DAMNED SAINT

Come on, baby girl!

Let's go, come on!

Relax, sweetie.
Reinaldo is going to find Gabi.

I don't trust your son anymore.

I know you're distressed.

I've lived with this
ever since Reinaldo was a child.

But now I understand. It's--

Have faith. Everything will work out.

I know Reinaldo's special.

-Whenever anything--
-That's enough!

That's enough, Eleonora.

Sorry, Clara.

I think it would be best if I went home.

Hey, bro. We don't know anyone here.

Relax, rich boy.

We're VIP here, so you are too. Got it?

Dude, we should let these guys go, bro.

Chico, they'll be stoked, bro.

Let's go, come on!

Damn, Justin Bieber, are you scared, man?

Hurry up, man.

Okay. Okay, all right.

Pastor, my dad's coming.
We'll take you to the hospital.

I don't want the hospital.
I want my daughter.

Your daughter is here

Where are you going?

Pastor, where are you going?

I know where she is now.

Let's go. Come on.

♪ Hey, sweetheart, take it in
How amazing is this view? ♪

♪ How amazing is this view? ♪

♪ It's blessed by God! ♪

Hey, sweetheart.

Sick view, huh?

Check it out.

Are you insane, man?

-If Fabinho finds out--
-Chill, bro!

That nutcase Sinval freaked out,
didn't he?

He's a f*cking junkie.
Do you know how many pills he popped?

- No.
- Me neither. Neither does Fabinho.

Trust me, you wuss.

All right, man.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa!
What's this, baby girl? No! No.

No selfies, no photos, no nothing, okay?

- Got it?
- Mm-hmm.

What happens here, stays here, okay?

Okay. I was calling some girlfriends.
There's no one else coming?

Could be, we never know.

But we don't need them, huh?

What up, rich boy? Are you in shock, man?

f*cking chill. Here, take this.

It's even better than
that "good coke" you wanted, you feel me?

Go ahead, man!
sh*t's fresh, bro. It's all good.

Yeah!

Give me that, Chico.

His face.

Here you go, baby girl.

Let's get happy.

Daddy! Dad!

Dad! Dad!

Dad!

Daddy!

Dad!

Daddy!

Hi, honey. Where's the monster?

He was just here. I swear, Dad.

We agreed to always tell the truth, right?

It's true.

He heard my scream and hid.

Hmm. He hid?

Where do you think, huh?

- Here?
- Nope.

He's not here.

Under the bed? Huh?

Careful, Dad.

Uh,

not there either!

I know!

In the closet.

There's nothing here, honey.
Just clothes and toys.

He always runs away, Dad.

Hmm. Yeah.

Well, since he's gone,
I'm going back to sleep in my room, okay?

Can you sleep in here?

Please!

Just because I love you so much.

Yay.

-Good night, honey.
-Good night.

Where's my daughter?

I'm glad you're here, Pastor.
Geez, did something happen?

Where the f*ck is she?

We don't know, but we'll look.
The neighborhood's small--

-Could Fabinho know something?
-I said no!

No one wants Fabinho involved in this.

Jota, you know people from the market.
Go-- Go ask around--

Pastor! Where are you going, Pastor?

Gabi? Is that you, honey?

No!

This is better than blow, baby.

Take it.

No. I don't want to.

Whoa. Whoa. What are you thinking, man?
You just took some.

Are you tripping, as*h*le?

Want more? Walk from there to here.
Walk the plank, pirate.

Walk the plank and it's all yours. Got it?

No f*cking way!

No f*cking way. No way, you're crazy.

What's wrong, rich boy?
You bitching out, dickhead?

-No--
-Huh? Are you f*cking with me?

Stop!

- Do you want it or not?
- Stop!

- No f*cking way.
- Do you want it?

Hey! Forget it, man.

f*ck that, Chico!
Are you gonna do it or not? Huh, loser?

Fine, I'll do it. I'll do it.

This chick, Chico!

If you do it, you're crazy.

So go ahead, girl. I wanna see it.

f*cking do it!

Daddy brought you a special book.

Because we need to know our enemy
in order to defeat it.

There's a book about defeating monsters?

There's books about everything.

That's why Daddy has so many books.

Look,
this one here is The Monster Encyclopedia.

-Oh.
-You said that your monster glows--

Yeah. A silvery glow, right on its chest.

Right on its chest?

"A silvery glow on its chest."

Its species is called
"Sinistrus luminosus"!

Mmm.

-Wow!
-Mm-hmm. And there's a way to defeat it.

Really? What is it?

This is it, listen.
"You have to say the magic words.

After the child says the magic words,

the fear she feels is transferred
to the monster and it disappears."

What's the magic word?

It's "uoy era kaew".

"Uoy era kaew?"

"Uoy era kaew."

"Uoy era kaew."

Yep. It's a Romanian word.

A magician from there invented it.

"Uoy era kaew."

f*ck, man.

Go on, I want to see, girl.
You have to walk all the way here, okay?

Go on. Make a name for yourself.

"Uoy era kaew."

"Uoy era kaew."

Holy f*ck, bro.

sh*t!

Holy f*ck, bro.
Go help the girl, for f*ck's sake.

"Uoy…

…era kaew."

"Uoy era kaew."

f*ck, man!
Mad respect to this chick, she's crazy!

- Here.
- No way, baby girl, it's yours.

I don't want it.

Maybe not, but you're gonna take it.

We're all gonna take one.

Except for your dickhead boyfriend.

Go on! Take it, baby girl.

Go on! Take it.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Where are you going, freak?

Relax. Relax.

The famous Pastor King.

Pleased to meet you.

I knew you'd show up here sooner or later.

Are you Fabinho?

Yeah. All good, Pastor?

I'm looking for my daughter.
I've been told she's around here.

If she's here, we'll find her.

Let's go inside. Relax.

You don't need to worry.

All clear! Stand down.

Make yourself at home, Pastor.
Sit down. I insist.

Are you seeing this?

Chico and Dinei causing problems again.

This time I won't go easy on them,
I'm gonna f*ck them up.

Help the Pastor with his daughter,
I'll handle this. Go on. Go.

Hey, has it hit you?

No. I'm good.

Come on! Let go, baby.

Okay, let's pretend
it's the last night of our lives, okay?

Come here, come on.

You smell good, huh? f*ck. Mmm.

- Hey, man?
- Stop.

Hey, Dinei, the girl's not into it, man.

The girl's not f*cking into it. Hey!

Stop!

Damn it, girl! f*ck!

f*ck, dude! Are you insane, dude?

I'm trying to f*cking protect you.
Wake up.

Let me go! Let me go!

Relax! Relax. Breathe.
Relax. You're too high.

-Calm down. Look at me.
-Let go.

- f*ck. Calm the f*ck down.
- You got KO'd, man!

Relax, man!

What, rich boy?
What the f*ck are you gonna do?

- f*ck!
- Get out of here, rich boy. Leave!

-What's up? What's happening?
-Beat it, dickhead!

Good evening.
Have you seen this girl around here?

You go that way, I'll go this way.

Hey man, have you seen this girl here?

Bro, I have a bad feeling about this,
you feel me?

f*ck, I'm into this chick, man.

I'm hooking up with her, feel me?

If you want to go, you can go, man. Leave.

Dude, if anyone tells Fabinho
this chick is here, we're f*cked, man!

I want to go home.

You heard her, man.

The chick's freaking out, man.
Let her leave. She's trouble.

Yo, man, relax. Don't be a buzzkill.
If you want to go, go, man. Leave!

Leave me alone. Leave.

Let's take one more, huh, baby?

-Yeah.
-No.

-Yeah. Open up.
-No.

Open your mouth, damn it.
Open your f*cking mouth.

Take it. Drink this.

Go on. Go on.

There you go! Let's f*cking enjoy it, huh?

Hey, hey.

Have you seen this girl?

It's hitting now, huh?
It makes me want you, baby. Huh?

What?

Stop!

- Stop, damn it!
- f*cking stop!

Stop, girl! Stop, damn it! Stop!

-Gabi!
-Stop, damn it!

Stop, damn it! Stop!

Gabi!

The whole neighborhood can hear!

Stop!

Stop, damn it!

Shut the f*ck up!

f*cking hell!

Gabi!

Gabi! Gabi!

Relax, Maria Clara, breathe.
They're just visions.

It's not my imagination, Isabel.

Something very disturbing
is surrounding my family.

I don't know what it is.

I don't know.

It's an energy.

It's so real.

You experienced a significant trauma.

Sometimes we feel confused afterward.

-Stop with the NDE sh*t.
-Calm down.

-I want my life back.
-Are you taking your meds?

-Yes.
-I'll see you tomorrow.

Okay?

Okay.

Hang in there.

Okay.

Bye.

Call Gabi.

Gabi!

Gabi!

Hey, old man!
You think you can f*ck with me?

- Run! Run!
- Who are you, old man?

Who the f*ck are you?

A damned saint.

No, man!

I found the monster!

They're just car headlights, honey.
It's all in your head.

What do you mean?

You see, we imagine all sorts of things
in our heads, you know?

Things that don't exist.

Like, you know that
Santa Claus doesn't exist, right?

So, Santa Claus doesn't exist.

Monsters don't exist.

God doesn't exist.

They're all imaginary beings.

Is Romanian spoken backwards?

You figured it out?

"Uoy era kaew"

is "you are weak" backwards.

Mom told me.

Oh! You asked her, you little rascal!

Heavenly Father,
I trust in Your wisdom.

We are unable to understand
what only the Lord understands.

"Only with thine eyes,
shalt thou behold and see the enemy."

For this we thank you, Lord,
for using your servant, Pastor King.

"Only with thine eyes,
shalt thou behold and see the enemy."

For this we thank you, Lord,

for using your servant, Pastor King,
as an instrument…

Get out of here, go, go, go, go!
Keep walking.

No need for pictures here.
Go on! Get out of here!

"Only with thine eyes,
shalt thou behold and see the enemy."

For this we thank you, Lord,

for using your servant, Pastor King,

as an instrument of Your power on Earth
once again.

"Only with thine eyes,
shalt thou behold and see the enemy."

"Rise up and walk," said the Lord.

Is the closet door closed?

Yeah. Why?

It's nothing.

I'm glad
she was able to fall asleep.

Why was she in Jardim Inês, Reinaldo?

I lied to you, Clara.

Gabi found out
and tried to figure out the truth.

The truth about what?

I pretended to be an evangelical pastor.

At first, it was for the money.
To pay the hospital bill.

But then I think I made a difference
in these people's lives.

Is this a joke?

I can explain it if we just sit and talk.
Come here.

I don't want to talk to you, Reinaldo.

I don't recognize you anymore.

Who are you?

We'll figure that out together.

A fresh start for both of us.

-I know that I've been acting weird, but--
-I can't do this anymore.

Clara, it's over.

The nightmare's over.

You're alive.

Gabi's okay.

Don't do this to me.

I need you. I love you.

I love you,
I love you, I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love you.
I love you.

I love you.

Who's there?

Nothing is eternal. We've always known.

You can see again?

Did you try to k*ll me, Reinaldo?

I saved you!