How are the kids?
Are
you sure you're alright, Nick?
I'm fine.
She named
that place after you,
you know.
The hell you've been through
in the last couple of years.
You deserve better.
Hang on a second Nick.
Rach, I think someone's
moving in next door.
That's bloody quick.
Well, did you think
they were gonna leave it
sat there empty forever?
It can't be doing you much
good being cooped up alone
in that house,
to be honest.
Why don't you jump
on a train?
Stay with us for a few days.
The kids would love
to see their auntie.
I can't.
They-- they need me at work.
Okay.
Well,
I'm sure the new neighbors
will be lovely.
Give them a chance, okay?
You might end up
with some new mates.
Good morning, Mr. Phipps.
How you doing today?
I want the other one.
I know you do, but Agatha
doesn't work on a Tuesday,
so you're gonna have to
make do with me, I'm afraid.
Can you take these for me?
Well done.
She's got lovely blonde hair.
She has.
Beautiful backside.
Oh, yeah, I know.
You know I don't like to ask,
but I really need you
to work tomorrow.
It's my one day off, Neil.
You need to hire more staff.
I'm working on it.
You keep saying that.
I can't help it if nobody's
applying for the job.
No one wants
to graft these days.
Well, maybe you should
raise the pay.
You know I can't do that.
Look, I need you.
More importantly,
they need you.
Nicky.
Hello.
Oh.
That's right.
How are you doing? Hmm?
Should we make Nan's cake?
This is a
very important visit now
for John Higgins.
He's finished
just a little bit awkward,
so he might just decide to
come back off the blue here.
No, he was playing
for the black.
So, key shot coming up
in this frame.
Oh, look at that little shot.
Now, how does she look?
How long is this gonna
go on for, eh, Reg?
Come on.
Oy! Oy! I'm a f*cking animal,
yeah?
I'm a f*cking animal.
That's what I am,
a f*cking animal.
Yeah. Yeah.
Are you f*cking ready?
Are you f*cking ready?
Go on, son, let's go.
Yeah.
For f*ck's sake.
God, Dorothy.
Are you okay?
- Oh dear.
- I'm sorry.
No, don't be sorry.
Let's get you up.
Where is everyone, eh?
Use your legs.
Use your legs for me.
That's right.
Hello.
Hi.
Hello stranger.
Tried your mobile earlier.
Did you?
Must've been on silent.
Anyway, you sound much nicer
on the proper phone.
How are you doing?
How's uni?
Yeah, good.
Just writing essays
and all that.
Just wanted to check in.
Make sure you're alright.
Check in?
Your auntie's not been
in touch by any chance?
No.
Mm.
Well, don't worry about me,
alright?
Just focus on your uni work.
Then get rich and buy me
a nice new house.
Hmm. Yeah, I'll try.
You got any nice plans
for tonight?
Just going cinema.
They're showing The Exorcist
on a proper old film print.
God, I bloody hate that film.
Mind you, I feel like the girl
with the spinning head today.
Why?
Some lad's moved into
your Nana's place.
It was a right old party.
I haven't slept a wink.
Did you not
tell him to shut the f*ck up?
Oi! Language!
No, I did not.
I'm sure they're just excited,
it being the first night
and all that.
Get some sort of rest today,
I'm sure.
Mm.
It's gonna be weird having
someone else
at Nan and Grandad's.
Yeah.
Hello, darling.
There we go, Reggie.
Give you your food.
There we go.
Yeah, I'll be just there
in a sec.
- One sec. Yeah, go on.
- Hi.
Um, can I just have a word
with you about the noise?
Oh. Are you from next door,
ain't ya?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come in.
-No, I'm alright, I--
-No, come in. No, come in.
Oi! Oi, Jack! Jack!
-Fetch her a drink, yeah?
-No, I don't--
You a c*ck girl, ain't ya?
What do you want,
like a little pineapple
at the top to make
it look--
No, it's--
You know what?
You probably don't know
with you just moving in,
but the walls are really thin.
And I just wanted to chat
with you about the music,
'cause last night,
I barely slept a wink.
Oh, well,
sleep when you're dead.
That's what I say.
Well, I-- I don't really
wanna sleep when I'm dead.
I'd quite like to sleep now.
I've got to be up for work
in the morning at 7:00.
Oh, you're serious?
Yeah.
f*cking hell.
Were we that loud?
Come on, we weren't that loud.
We weren't that loud,
be honest.
My bed was vibrating.
It was f*cking hell.
Oi, Jack! Oi, Jack! Jack!
She said her bed was vibrating
like that f*cking face--
No, I just need
my beauty sleep.
Do you know what I'm saying?
You'll need more
than a few hours, Kip,
to sort them bags out, love.
Hey, watch your
f*cking mouth, dude.
Sorry. What--
what did you just say?
Should she even be drinking?
She looks about 12 years old.
I'm 20.
Look, I'll sort it out, yeah?
And I'm sorry about it.
But I ain't got class
for that, you know?
You want this turned down?
If you won't mind, yeah.
Right, I'll just tell him,
yeah?
- Just the music, yeah?
- Yes.
Right,
I've got you. I'm sorry.
Oi, turn it down in there,
yeah?
No, not up. Turn it down.
Yeah, yeah. Nice one.
-That's fine.
-Is that perfect, yeah?
- This is great. Absolutely.
- Are you sure?
I'll turn it down
more for you.
-No, that's fine. No.
-I've got you.
Anything you want,
I've got you.
- Thank you. That's fine.
- I can turn it down. Alright.
Actually, there is
one more thing.
Yeah?
Would you ask your mate
with the dog,
to keep it on this side
of the grass.
It's just that this morning,
I nearly stepped on
a massive pile of dog mess.
Well, how do you know
it was his dog?
No, no, I'm serious.
How-- how-- how do you know
it was his dog?
It could have been anyone's dog.
Did you see it?
Did you see his dog sh*t?
-I--
-I'm only joking.
I'm pulling your leg.
I've got you.
I've got you, yeah?
I'll tell him, yeah?
-I'll tell him.
-Thanks.
I'll f*cking
sort him out for you.
Alright. Well, I hope you have
a really--
Alright. See ya. Bye!
Hello. And welcome to
tonight's sleep meditation.
A chance to slowly drift with
the ocean and to surrender.
My name is Jason Stevenson.
And in tonight's practice,
I invite you
to open your heart
to the possibility
of total release
and relaxation.
Just notice your breath
as it flows naturally.
And notice how it moves
like a soft wave
and how,
if you listen closely,
it can sound like one, too.
Sorry, but what have we
just discussed?
It's 4:00 in the morning
and the music
is getting louder.
Some of us have got to get
up for work in the morning.
Don't talk to me
about graft, love, yeah?
Yeah, I've done my
f*cking sh*t, alright?
Right, well.
What?
Can you just turn
the music down?
What's your fu-- seriously,
what's your f*cking problem?
No, no, look at me?
What's your f*cking problem?
Are you allergic to fun
or something?
You're so f*cking miserable,
you know that?
I'm-- I'm just-- I've had
a tough couple of years here
struggling with me
mental health
and I-- I just want
to sit back,
relax with a couple
of me mates here
and just want to clear me head
of some of the horrible sh*t
that's in me, yeah,
and I'm telling you this,
you ain't f*cking helping,
are you?
I understand
and I'm really sorry
- that you've had problems.
- Are you?
I am, but if you don't
turn it down,
I'm gonna have to
call the police.
Oh, it's like that?
What, you're gonna call
the f*cking pigs on me,
are you?
If you don't turn it down,
I'm gonna have to.
Yeah, why don't you go
and f*ck off then?
Now, get the f*ck out of my
garden, you f*cking grass!
Go and f*ck off!
Go on! f*ck off!
Now don't f*cking be
a drama queen, get up!
What are you falling over for?
Go and f*ck off!
He told me to F off
out of his garden!
Right, and were you
in his garden?
Well, yeah, I was, I was,
yeah, because I was just
knocking on the door to
complain about the noise.
Are you back inside
your property now?
Yeah.
And has he made any attempt
to enter your property?
No.
Look your best bet really
with noise complaints is
to contact the local council.
If it becomes
a long term problem,
they'll gather evidence
and have him removed.
But what about now?
I need to sleep!
Now!
What-- what are you gonna do
about the noise now?
Madam.
Oh my God!
Nicky?
Kevin.
You need a ticket
from 7:00 a.m. these days.
-Oh.
-It's a 50 quid fine.
Sorry.
No, you're alright.
What are you doing down here
at this hour anyway?
It's usually only doggers
before 8:00.
I see some mad things working
in parking enforcement,
let me tell you.
I'm not the man
I used to be, Nick.
Still, I wouldn't have had
you down for a dogger.
I'm not a dogger, Kevin.
I'm just...
watching the waves
before I go to work,
and I must have--
must have dozed off.
What are you listening to?
Fogy FM?
Fogy FM?
It's Beethoven.
Daddy used to always listen
to it at breakfast.
I couldn't bear it, but now
I wouldn't be without it.
Great movie. All the same.
Beethoven, you remember?
The one with the big fat dog?
It's not a fat dog,
it's a Saint Bernard.
They're meant to be that size.
Well, yeah, that's what
my sister tells herself.
It's still not right to take
up two seats on a bus, is it?
How is Karen?
Clinically obese.
Yeah, it's official.
Hey, I've got one for you.
Um, what's Mozart doing
these days?
He's decomposing.
Did you get it?
You know what, Kevin,
I'm gonna have to go,
because um, I should really
g-- go-- go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
Hey, wait, no, wait.
Let me give you--
I'll give you my card.
My new venture.
Great seeing you.
-Yeah, you too.
-Take care.
Hear you're leaving, too?
Yeah, end of month.
Me and my boyfriend
are going travelling.
That's exciting.
Yeah.
We're gonna go Australia.
Then after that,
we're gonna go Thailand,
and then just see how it goes.
Just trying to travel
as long as possible really.
See the world
before we get old.
Yeah.
Could I pinch one of them?
Yeah, of course.
Didn't know you smoked?
I don't.
Well, I did, but gave up
when Liam was born.
18 years ago.
Oh, it's actually really nice,
isn't it?
Yeah, yeah, it is.
Oh, dear.
Oh my God.
Oh my f*cking God.
Get out the car!
Are you deaf
as well as f*cking blind?
I'm so sorry.
I didn't even see you!
Get out the f*cking car!
I didn't even--
Oh gosh.
I'm sorry, Jackie!
Oh, you f*cking b*tch!
Come on.
Keep your hands up.
Come on.
Keep your hands up.
- Well, make it tight.
- Tight.
Like that. Yeah.
That's it. Like that.
Keep it tight. Come on.
1, 2.
1, 2.
1, 2.
Tight. Tight.
Come on. Come on.
Woop. Woop.
It's the sound of the police.
Look at those cones getting
around the house, brother.
I'm ready to have a good time.
-You ready, yeah?
-Yeah.
Boy, I want to get on it. Oi.
Lovers. Come on.
Lover boy, get up.
Come on.
Let's get f*cking on it.
Let's get the party started.
Let's get
the f*cking party started.
Oi. Get the cocaine eggs!
Hi, Mrs. Weekes.
Hello, dear.
I just wanted to talk to you
about them next door.
What about them?
Well, they're a bloody
nightmare, aren't they?
I mean, I've been up
for two nights.
I think what we should do
is all get together
and talk to the council.
I don't want any trouble
at my age, love.
We don't really hear them
from our side anyway.
Right.
I'm sorry, love.
Oh, do come by and have
a cup of tea, though,
when you've got a moment.
I'm trying to get
some people together
to complain about
the new neighbors.
-And the noise.
-I don't want to get involved.
Don't bother me. Sorry.
I'm trying to get
some people together
to complain about
the new neighbors.
And the noise.
Hang on.
I need me hearing aid.
Oh!
Ouch.
Oh, I'm--
I was really sorry
about your dad.
He was a good man.
Not the kind of bloke
you expect to die really.
He seemed so tough, you know?
When my mom died,
he never really recovered.
Not being able to be with her
at the end, it was...
...he was heartbroken,
you know, literally.
Well, my mom said
it was a fantastic service.
The finest funeral food
she'd ever eaten.
She said to him,
"Christ himself couldn't
have made a better buffet."
And you know how much my mom
loves Jesus.
Well, tell your mom that
Jesus didn't make the butties.
I did.
Yeah.
Um, I got you something.
A little present.
For me?
Yep.
It's a violin.
Yeah.
What for?
Well, you like classical
music, don't you?
Oh, yeah.
I like listening to it
on the radio.
But I-- I can't play
the violin.
Well, no. But you can
practice, can't you?
I don't know what to say.
Well, you don't need
to say anything now.
Thank you.
So, um, well, are we gonna
go out after here or what?
What, now?
Yeah. Two for one
at Niro's tonight.
I don't know, Kev.
They'll think
the cleaning lady's turned up.
Bollocks, I will not
have that.
You look gorgeous.
Come on. We'll show the
little shits how it's done.
Oh, Kevin.
I've got two left feet.
Oh, yeah?
Well, listen,
I've got two right feet.
So we balance each other out.
But why don't we just go
back to your's?
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
Bedroom is through here.
Um, make yourself comfortable.
And I just need
to use the bog.
I'll be three,
four minutes max.
Hmm.
Showtime, baby.
Ah, for f*ck's sake.
Oh, hi, um,
I'm glad you're awake.
Um, I just wanted to,
um, apologize
for the other night.
Right.
I was just really tired
and um,
but I appreciate it.
I was a bit stroppy.
And I meant no harm.
And um,
I just wanted to
make you a peace offering.
To say, sorry.
Good?
You did good.
Apology accepted, Nigella.
Great.
Hi, it's Mark here.
And welcome back
to the podcast.
Today's episode is gonna focus
on the best principles
and practices
for a great night.
Oh.
Listen, listen,
I'll call you back in two
minutes, yeah I've got to go.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
And exhale.
Breathe in.
And start to curl
and lift your way up.
Now, can you play
a telling safety shot.
And stay in the driving seat
in this round.
This looks like
a pretty decent line.
But how's the length?
It looks pretty good.
He just needs
to be very careful here
that he doesn't
accidentally knock a red
over the middle pocket.
Oh, he didn't want that kiss
on the brown,
and it could have--
Put himself in
all sorts of trouble here.
Big, big mistake from--
Listen, Nicky,
I know it was you that broke
into my f*cking house, yeah?
I know it was you,
you dirty f*cking cow.
Go away!
Or I'm gonna--
I'm gonna call the police!
Oh, go on, go on
call the f*cking police then!
Look, I would love it for you
to bring the f*cking police
down,
because you broke
into my f*cking house,
and you destroyed
my f*cking property!
I don't know what you're
talking about, alright?
How'd you get in?
I bet you got
a set of keys
from your f*cking dead
parents, didn't you?
Yeah, I know all about you,
Nicky,
you cheeky f*cking c**t!
Oi! Give me
the f*cking keys, yeah?
And I'll leave you alone.
Just bring me
the f*cking keys.
Oi!
Stop f*cking ignoring me.
I know you're in there.
Can you f*cking
hear me, Nicky?
Oh, you want to give me
the silent treatment?
Alright, watch this.
Oi, oi, Nicky that
lives in the red door, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, number four.
Yeah, that Nicky.
The Nicky who breaks
into people's houses.
Go on, tell everyone why
you broke into my house.
What, you like breaking
my property, do ya?
f*ck me again, I swear
I'm going to f*cking go nuts!
Listen, next time
I see you, Nicky, yeah,
we're gonna have a little chat
about the money you owe me
for a new f*cking
sound system.
They don't come cheap, either,
I can tell you that for free.
Do you hear me, yeah?
Better sleep with your f*cking
eyes open, you f*cking idiot.
Reggie?
Hi, Neil.
Um, look, I'm really sorry,
but I'm not gonna be able
to come in today.
Oh.
What do you mean, Nick?
I'm just not--
I'm just not feeling
very well.
I think--
I think I've got that bug
that's going round.
Could you
not have let me know earlier?
You're gonna be here
in 10 minutes.
I'm really sorry, I--
I meant to call you at 7:00,
but I overslept.
Well, could you not come in
just for a few hours?
I'll try and get someone
from the agency.
You were fine
when I saw you the other day.
I've got the shits, Neil,
alright?
Hi, you've reached
Rachel's hair and beauty.
I can't take your call
right now
but please leave a message
and I'll get back to you.
Reggie?
Chu, chu, chu, chu, chu, chu.
Reggie?
Chu, chu, chu, chu, chu, chu.
Reggie?
Chu, chu, chu, chu, chu, chu.
Reggie?
You looking for a cat?
Have you seen one?
Is it like a little brown
stripey cat?
Nah, I ain't seen it, mate.
Mm, I love cupcakes, mate.
Do you smell burning?
f*ck!
f*ck!
What do you want?
You left your violin.
Kev?
You alright?
You look awful.
Oh, thanks.
Shoes off, please.
Oh, yeah.
Right.
Look, about the other night,
Kev, I'm just not--
I'm just not used
to any of that anymore.
I mean, waking up
in someone else's bed
and just--
Yeah, yeah, alright.
You could have text back.
I was half expecting to come
around here
and find a dead body.
Which wouldn't be
the first time either.
Yeah, you find
a lot of bodies
in the parking enforcement
game.
Jeez, that's a hell
of a racket
your neighbors are making
for a Wednesday night.
They go all night.
Every night.
You know, I haven't slept
since I stayed at your place.
I've never taken any drugs.
Nothing like that.
But I feel like
I'm on a knee.
Seriously?
Well, you can't have that.
I think they've done
something to my cat, Kev.
He's not been back for days.
What?
Okay, well, I'm gonna go
in there
and I'll have a word for you.
No, I wouldn't do that.
They're not very nice.
We'll soon f*cking see
about that.
And you can't let people
bully you, Nicky.
No way.
Let's see what they say
to a brown belt.
No, Kev. Kevin.
They're really nasty.
-I've already been--
-Yeah, well, listen.
I'll teach them some manners.
Don't make me f*ck
with your nose,
you've got something
on your nose here.
You've got something
on your nose here.
Stop it!
Just take it, alright?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the f*ck is this?
Go inside.
No, I'm not being funny,
but what's this?
I'll get you the rest, okay?
I just want my cat back.
I've not seen your stupid cat,
you daft cow, yeah?
I've not seen it.
What are you banging on about?
Him.
You know something.
No one knows about
your stupid--
Don't laugh at me!
Okay, I'm gonna go in.
Wait, wait, wait, wait--
No, I wanna go in,
Reggie, Reggie!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, what are you
f*cking doing?
Relax, relax, you ain't going
in me f*cking house, yeah?
Relax.
Are you f*cking alright?
What are you f*cking doing?
Have you lost it?
I think you're f*cking
losing it, ain't you?
I know you--
Better get inside love, yeah?
Before it gets messy.
Go on, get inside.
You're losing it, get inside.
If you have hurt my cat,
I will k*ll you.
Oh!
No, you're actually
losing it, love.
Love, I think you're
losing it, yeah?
I'm actually worried
about you, love.
Going crazy, get in,
turn the f*cking volume up.
What did I tell you?
I think he's broken
my f*cking nose.
Good!
I told you, didn't I?
Not to go around
poking your snout in.
I was only trying to help.
Help?
You've made things worse,
you specky twat!
Alright, well then I'll--
I'll just go then, will I?
I wouldn't want to bleed
in your fancy carpet.
And-- and-- and don't worry
about an ambulance, will ya?
I'll drive myself.
Kevin!
Kev!
Hi, you've reached
Rachel's hair and beauty.
I can't take your call
right now,
but please leave a message
and I'll get back to you.
Hi, you've reached Rachel's
hair and beauty.
I can't take your...
Reg?
Reggie?
Reggie?
Chu, chu, chu, chu.
Come on, darling.
Reggie?
Reggie!
Oh, oh.
Oh.
f*cking b*stards.
-What the f*ck?
-Shut the f*ck up!
-Deano?
-Do I look f*cking Deano?
Stop being a weirdo.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Deano!
Deano!
Deano can't hear you!
Because their music's
too f*cking loud!
Get down!
Now for
the illustrious Rachmaninoff
with his prelude in C minor.
Ah!
-Come on!
-Ah! No, no, no, no.
Okay.
You're gonna get in.
It's not even big enough!
I'm 6'2!
You're a f*cking nut job.
Am I?
I'm not the one
who goes around
murdering defenseless,
innocent creatures.
I didn't k*ll
your f*cking cat!
Well, he looked pretty dead
to me!
Are you alive, Reggie?
No answer.
Okay, okay, okay.
Look, look, look!
I locked it in the house!
Okay? Dean told me to.
He said, you owed him money
and he'd get the cat back
when you paid up.
I didn't hurt it!
I even fed it and everything!
Look, I love animals!
Do you?
What's your favorite animal?
Uh, I like tigers.
You're kidding.
A tiger is just another
type of cat, isn't it?
So maybe you should have been
a bit f*cking nicer to mine!
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
Please!
I won't go there anymore!
I won't go and I'll tell
Dean to keep it down!
Oh, will you?
Please! Please!
Please!
Please! Please!
Please!
For f*ck's sake!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No! No! No.
If I see you anywhere
near my street,
I'm gonna tell your poxy mates
you pissed your pants.
Okay?
Go on.
I'm sorry, sweetheart.
Hi, ya.
Hello, you.
Everything all right?
Yeah, everything's--
I'm sorry to call you at work.
I um,
just wondered if you had
Jackie MacIntyre's number.
You used to do her hair,
didn't you?
Um, yeah, I think so.
Why?
Well, her 15-year-old's in bed
with my neighbor next door.
What?
How old's the neighbor?
About 30-odd.
f*cking hell.
Does he know she's underage?
No. That's not the point,
is it?
Dirty sod wants locking up,
if you ask me.
So have you got it?
Got what?
Big Mac's number.
You're not
gonna tell Jackie, are ya?
You'll start world w*r
f*cking three, Nicola.
That's the idea.
Um, hi, Kevin.
Um, it's-- it's Nicky,
obviously.
I just wanted to say
that I am really sorry
about the other night,
and um,
I wasn't feeling very well.
But that's--
it's not an excuse,
because I was rude
and ungrateful.
And you're not a specky twat.
You're actually really nice,
and kind,
and you're funny.
And um, I thought you might
like to know
how I'm getting on
with my violin practice.
So, are you ready?
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