Off Track 2 (2025)

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I'm standing here with former fireman

Birger "Flame" Larsson.

You've ridden in every Vtternrundan

cycling race since its start in 1966.

Yep.

So what are your expectations

for next year's race?

What time are you aiming for?

I don't care about the time.

I do this for the fun of it.

It's more for the exercise, I'd say.

- Sounds wonderful.

- Yes.

The most important thing is to have fun.

The time doesn't matter.

- Faster!

- Come on.

Good work, sis.

OFF TRACK 2

- Hi!

- Hi.

Nice, isn't it?

Yes.

Those window casings are new.

The gutters are new,

and the front is all new.

Could paint it yellow

and make it more uniform. It

Didn't they have water damage?

That was three years ago.

Don't worry.

- Hi, finally!

- Hi.

- We're late.

- What time was it?

- Half past.

- It is half past.

So we're not late.

- Talking therapy.

- Hi, this is Klara and Daniel Wielander.

Welcome.

Right. That's coming in as well?

- Of course.

- Yes.

I'm going to AA later,

so we can't stay too long.

Okay.

But Lisa!

Hello!

My God, I'm in shock! It's been so long.

It really has.

- Right. And who is this?

- Hi. Anders.

- Moa.

- Nice to meet you.

Handsome.

An old friend of mine.

Yes, I see.

What are you up to these days?

And what's with the Sporty Spice look?

- Well

- Lisa's doing the Vtternrundan race.

- What? That sounds tough.

- You're not bar tending anymore?

No. I would have been a drunk

if I'd stayed. I swear.

Speaking of, we're getting the old

party g*ng together for a night out.

Okay.

- Excuse me!

- Yes, coming.

You have to come. I'll text you.

- It'll be awesome.

- Sure.

- You should come too.

- Yeah, sure.

To begin with, let me say

that the fact that you have come here

shows that this is something

that you really want to sort out.

Excuse me, I just need to

I I don't know, I feel like

It feels more like we're running

a company together

instead of having a relationship.

We're a good team.

I can't even remember the last time

we did something together, Daniel.

Just you and I.

Something that didn't involve Vera,

our daughter.

Do you think I care too much about Vera?

No, that's not what I said at all.

It's

I just feel that there's

no closeness anymore.

For example, when we're watching TV.

You like to sit in the armchair

that's over there.

And I'm sitting over here.

That's not very cozy for me.

No, but it's the most comfortable seat.

That's the simple reason.

I think you need to find

a shared interest.

Something other than Vera.

Research actually shows

that happy couples do things together.

I'd love to do things with her. Really.

But it will have to wait

until after the bike race.

Yes, of course.

I hardly have time to exercise myself.

Well, you go swimming.

- Not too often, though.

- Couldn't you do the bike race together?

- I'm racing sub-nine.

- Yes.

Under nine hours.

And that's a fast pace,

it would be too tough for her.

Yes, that would be a bit difficult for me.

And how important is that to you?

Would you consider compromising on that?

- I'm going to Antibes next week.

- How nice.

Yes. To visit Stphane.

He's built a new house there.

- I thought his name was Stig?

- No, you're thinking of Feffe.

Stig is my f*ck buddy.

Well, in a way, so is Stphane,

but he lives very far away.

You can't put all your eggs in one basket.

I think I'll stick to one.

What will you do when he tires of you?

When he replaces you?

Anders isn't like that.

No?

Not now, maybe.

But it'll happen, you can be sure of it.

- Are you two married?

- No.

- Good.

- Why is that good?

As soon as he puts a ring on your finger,

he'll think he's safe.

And that's when

he'll start sleeping around.

If not before.

- Will Anders live with us all the time?

- Yes, of course.

- And will I have my own room?

- Yes. If we can afford it.

Hi.

Do you want me to do anything?

- Yes, can you watch the sauce?

- Sure.

Isn't it nice?

- Very.

- Yes.

You get to choose a room first.

Mom and I will take what's left.

- Are you sure?

- If we get it.

Thank you!

Is your management group dinner

on Thursday?

- Yes.

- I'm working late on Tuesday, FYI.

- Okay. Tuesday is fine.

- Off to bed. I'll read to you in a while.

Sleep tight.

- Wait, sh*t. Tuesday?

- Yeah.

I talked to Jens

about doing a hill climb on Tuesday.

- Can't you do that on Wednesday?

- I think Jens had a thing on Wednesday.

I suppose I'll add

"hill climb" on Tuesday to the calendar.

Can't you send me a text?

- Then I'll remember to check with Jens.

- Sure.

And some people have not RSVP'd

to the barbecue.

- We have to deal with that.

- Can't we skip it? It's too stressful.

No. We already sent invites.

Damn!

What is it?

Jens said he'd sort out accommodation

where we could prep for the race.

But everything is fully booked.

Can't you stay at your dad's?

He lives nearby.

That's a good idea,

but you know sis and the old man.

It doesn't really work.

I'll sort it out somehow.

I'll come and sit with you over here.

I think I want a divorce.

- What A divorce?

- Yes.

What the hell We're not getting divorced.

No, I think it'll be for the best.

For both of us.

But we can't Dammit, we're in therapy.

- We're trying.

- Yes, I know. But

- Aren't we?

- Are we really?

I thought that's what we were doing.

I think it's for the best.

Now I need a drink too, I think.

God!

God, do you think she heard us?

We need something bigger.

Honey, you know I have no complaints.

I meant the house.

Yes.

Yes. The bidding starts on Monday.

Do you want it?

Do you love me?

No, I'm just with you for the sex.

I need water. Would you like some water?

I see. The brakes are

- Has she met somebody else?

- Of course she hasn't met anybody.

- So what is it, then?

- I don't know.

- Hey.

- Hi!

- Hi.

- How are you?

Well

She thinks I'm too wrapped up

in my own business or something.

- Nice bike.

- You always have been.

The therapist suggested

doing the Vtternrundan together.

I don't know how the hell

that would help us.

I think that sounds like a great idea.

You can do sub-nine next year.

It's good to have projects in common.

Yes, exactly. I've read a study about it.

Are you kidding?

We've been training for this.

Do you think I have five kids

without compromising sometimes?

Compromising sucks. It makes nobody happy.

This can't have come out of nowhere.

I agree with Jens. You're saying

that your marriage is at stake.

- It's not like you're chopping off an arm.

- No, more like both legs.

- Okay, shall we go?

- Yes.

Nice.

- Hi, sweetheart!

- Did you go for a swim?

Yes.

Are you hungry?

What did you eat at pre-school?

- We had soup.

- That sounds good.

The train is leaving

Listen.

I'm thinking of going away for a week.

So we both have time on our own to think.

Well, what What do you mean, "go away"?

We can't

Well, I can't go on like this.

I think

We I think we should do it together.

Vtternrundan, you and me.

The therapist suggested it.

It could be good for us.

No, but

I mean, it's not that important

the sub-nine.

It'll be nice. Like a little adventure.

Come on, Klara. Dammit

Let's give it a chance.

What do you say?

dry throat.

- Wow!

- Here's the cake.

- Yes.

- Fancy!

Yeah, right?

- I was up all night baking.

- We can see that.

There. Thank you, sweetheart.

What I've forgotten your name, sorry.

- Sanna.

- Sanna, yes. Great.

Right

I would like to

I was thinking

Hey, everybody!

Can I please have your attention?

It's

It's been about three years since I

had the honor of locking up

this amazing woman

In a well, in a drunk tank.

She's not drinking today.

That we know of.

Exactly.

But

That being said, I

I want to say that it's been

the best three years of my life.

So, Lisa

Beatrice Nylander

Will you

Marry me?

Holy shi

Are you okay?

God God, I'm sorry!

I hope it fits. If not,

help yourself to something else.

- They'll be fine. Thank you.

- Okay.

Bye.

Sorry.

I wasn't feeling well after the workout.

- It's okay.

- Are you sure?

I'm completely sure.

But

I never got an answer

To my question.

Do you want to marry me?

It feels a bit weird when you're wearing

my brother's dressing gown.

Well, yes.

You have to pretend it's not there.

Okay.

Yes.

You're saying yes?

Yes.

Yes. Okay.

I love you.

I love you.

Okay.

What?

Let's do it.

Let's do it.

Vtternrundan?

If you promise it'll be a fun adventure.

No pressure.

Of course it'll be fun.

It won't be like cycling with the team.

Just so you know.

I know. I get that.

Damn, that makes me happy. Fun!

Moa got in touch.

They're going out on Friday.

I thought I could swing by.

The old party crowd.

- I haven't had a drink in three years.

- Sorry. I didn't mean it like that.

- No.

- Sorry.

That's all right.

Perhaps you could find out

about the bidding.

Of course.

Good. Right, I'm off.

Okay.

- Bye.

- Bye.

- Sporty Spice!

- Hi!

- Come here.

- Hi.

- My God. Lisa!

- Hey.

- Hi.

- It's been so long!

- Hi. How are you?

- I'm good. You?

- Great!

- Can we have another glass?

I'll have a cola, please. Thank you.

Did you see who's playing tonight?

No.

Tempted?

Absolutely not.

He hasn't forgotten you.

Well, but I've forgotten him.

Is that right?

Are you still in town?

I haven't seen you for ages.

I am still here.

I just don't go out as much.

Lisa is doing the race around Vttern.

And buying a house.

If we can afford it.

There's just you

and one other couple left.

Okay.

What's the race around Vttern?

Nothing compared to a round of drinks!

Cheers, girls!

Thank you. Cheers.

absolutely not.

- No?

- I know.

Sorry. Hang on Wait.

- Hi, honey.

- Hi.

I just wanted to let you know

I'm going to be a bit late.

I won't get home

until late at night, I think.

We're a bit short on people.

Check this out.

Damn, is he for real?

You seem to be having fun.

No, it's just Farnaz who

Well, she spotted some dude

running around in his underpants.

- Are you there?

- Right, see you at home.

Yes. Let me know

if you want a ride home later.

No, I was gonna leave pretty soon.

Okay. Love you.

- Love you.

- Bye.

Hey.

Hey! Good to see you.

- You too.

- Are you leaving?

- I was, actually.

- No.

- No?

- Come on! Stay for a while.

A little while.

- It tastes better.

- Better than what?

- Beer!

- One shot for old sins.

- Help yourselves!

- One for me.

- Lisa?

- No, I'm good.

Arms out.

Bring in those paws.

Whoever grimaces first

races around Vttern with Lisa!

No way, you're doing Vttern?

Yes, that's the plan.

Great! Sexy.

- Sexy?

- Sexy.

Vttern, Vttern, Vttern

Are you ready? Cheers!

It's 192 miles. You know that, right?

Calle.

Calle's doing Vttern

It wasn't on purpose!

Calle's doing Vttern

Eloise

Are we more than just good friends?

So show me what you feel

And go with what the feelings tell you

Eloise, the winds can change direction

You're the only one for me

Our love is worth much more than this

Eloise

You could say that it all started

with my grandfather's old bike.

He said I could have it

if I cycled Vtternrundan.

- And it just took off from there.

- Sounds wonderful.

I've had the good fortune

to ride around Vttern 58 times.

It's an incredibly beautiful lake.

The whole county is beautiful.

For 192 miles

you get to enjoy Sweden at its best.

What are your expectations next year?

What time are you aiming for?

The time doesn't matter.

I do this for fun.

That's what those speed freaks forget.

You have to enjoy it.

- Hello, darling!

- Hi!

Competing against each other,

what's the fun in that? No

Whose is that?

It's yours.

It's got a carbon frame,

electric gears, disc brakes.

- And lots more features.

- How much was it?

Fifty.

- Thousand?

- Yes.

You're joking.

I got ten knocked off

because it's last year's model.

And I bought a helmet, shoes, and clothes.

- They are in the car.

- Daniel.

We'll need a training schedule as well.

Quantity and quality is important.

- Hang on, wait a bit. We

- Yes?

We've talked about this.

Yes, but this will make it fun.

- Right, okay.

- Then we'll draw up a training schedule.

We can do that together.

Just hang on for two seconds.

I'll bring in some stuff from the car.

Hi!

- Did you get the text?

- What text?

We got the house.

What? Really?

Yes! It's amazing.

We sign on Thursday.

We're getting a house, honey!

Hello?

- God!

- Lisa?

- Are you okay?

- Can you hear me?

- Are you all right?

- Hello?

The knee looks fine, the wrist looks fine.

But you have two broken ribs

on your right side.

- Okay, and what does that mean?

- Honey.

- Hi.

- Hi. How are you doing?

Hi. Farnaz.

Hi.

It'll take six to eight weeks

to completely heal.

If you take it easy.

But I'm doing Vtternrundan.

I need to train.

But I'm not sure that

I would strongly advise against it.

You are going to need plenty of rest.

I saw that the race runs through Grnna.

That's such a pretty town.

- Stay closer to me.

- What?

You have to stay closer!

But I'll run into you.

No, if you're right behind me,

I'll break the wind for you.

And it goes through Hjo.

"I love Hjo."

There's a very difficult incline

just after Hjo.

So we'll have to add strength training

to your schedule.

Aren't we going to train together?

Yes, but you'll have to train by yourself

as well, to catch up.

- There's an incline up ahead.

- What?

There's an incline up ahead!

Switch to a lower gear and stand up.

- No.

- Slower gear. And then stand up.

No!

You have to stand up to get more power.

Stop it!

Like him, see?

It'll be easier if you do as I say.

- No, it'll be easier if you go alone.

- Klara, I'm trying to help you.

- Stand up and push.

- Can you stop stressing me out?

It's not a very stressful pace, really.

It felt a lot better towards the end.

Don't you think?

We kept a pretty good pace all the way.

Okay.

We can do it next year instead.

That way, we can do it together.

I spoke to Mom.

If we stressing the "if"

Want to get married in Dalarna County,

we need to book a church.

Okay.

I was thinking that

We could go up there

on the Vtternrundan weekend.

And do something fun instead.

Is that where you got married last time?

No.

No, it was in Skne.

Why did you get a divorce?

Was it because you met that girl, Catrine?

No, we

We were so damn young.

But hey

They've opened a spa up there now.

We could have a romantic weekend,

just you and me.

Okay.

Congratulations! Excited?

Yes, definitely.

Yes, there.

It's my mom. She's a bit I have to

Yeah, of course.

Hi, Mom.

Hey, Calle asked

if he could have your number.

- He signed up for that race now.

- Are you joking? What

What? He lost the bet.

- God, he's so weird.

- You don't have to sleep with him.

Good, considering that I'm engaged.

What's good,

considering that you're engaged?

That you can add on an extra room.

If the stork pays a visit.

Hello!

- Hi, honey.

- What's going on here?

I thought you might be hungry.

Yes.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Would you like a glass of wine?

- I'd love one.

- Right.

- Where's Vera?

She's asleep.

I see. What are we having?

It's a cold feta-cheese soup

with shallots sauted in red wine.

There you go.

Then an elk tartar, lightly grilled,

with pickled horseradish.

- That sounds amazing.

- And to finish off

- Banana split?

- Well

A chocolate fondant

on a raspberry compote.

Okay, that will have to do.

Is all of this

part of the famous training schedule?

This is probably

A way for me to say I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Yes, you brought five bags with you

to the maternity ward. Five!

I think I brought seven, actually. I did.

- And the baby carrier.

- What was even in them?

Well, I can't remember. Protein bars and

- Running shoes.

- Yes, running shoes.

Running shoes to a maternity ward?

Honestly, that's completely crazy.

I thought, if you were sleeping

That you would go for a run?

You wouldn't have missed me.

People say,

"We'll do it together," and so on.

- But you wouldn't have noticed.

- Of course I would.

You were really helpful.

Do you remember the heart monitor?

Bloody useless.

Just a flat line.

And they said, "The connection

gets lost sometimes, it's all right."

Well, okay then,

let's just hope that she's alive.

That's all. That's just great.

No, no, no.

- What do you mean, no?

- No, but

We need to eat this while it's hot.

That's the whole point of it.

Can't I choose what I want for dessert?

Can we do one thing at a time?

- Okay.

- Okay?

Okay.

Look Let's forget about Sorry.

Forget it. We don't need to

It's not important.

- What?

- No, we can

No, let's eat now.

- Are you sure?

- Yes, that's great.

Honey

Hiya, Farnaz.

Yes, I'm just leaving, I'll be there soon.

Yes, see you then. Bye.

- She seems nice.

- Farnaz?

Yes, she's good. Stable.

What are we doing tonight, then?

How about some Thai take-away?

I AM ON IT!!! YOUR FAVORITE DJ

- Yes, that sounds good.

- Yes.

- Good, I'm off, then. See you later.

- Okay.

- Bye.

- Bye.

God, can't I get a minute to reply?

Second-hand but nice, right?

Is that on your Tinder profile?

Listen, I actually pulled out of the race.

What? Why?

Because I well, crashed into a car.

Because you were thinking of me?

Hey, I broke two ribs, actually.

- I thought we could go to a spin class.

- Did you hear what I said?

Yes, I heard.

But you don't cycle with your ribs.

There's a spin class at my gym

that you'd love.

The doctor ordered rest.

You can't listen to doctors.

No? Who should I listen to? You?

You did before.

And how did that turn out?

Listen, you can't drag me into this

and then just drop out.

I didn't drag you into anything.

I went all in, I bought a bike.

Do you know what?

I'll send you a link to the class.

Okay, bye. Kisses.

I was thinking,

now that Lisa isn't coming,

we could stay at Dad's place.

Yes, sure.

If that's okay with you?

Yes, sure.

What do you mean? I suggested it.

- Yes.

- Yes.

And he could babysit as well.

- Problem solved.

- No way.

Why not?

He's 85 years old and forgets

to put on his shoes when he goes shopping.

That happened once. He's an ex army guy.

He can handle it.

No way.

Right, okay.

Shall we go visit Grandpa?

- Grandpa.

- Yes.

Do you know what he did?

Lisa!

- Hi!

- Do you work out here?

No, well, just for today. Hi.

Hi. That accident must have been scary.

How are you?

No, I'm all right. I'm feeling better.

Elvira told me you got the house.

- That's great!

- Yes.

Wedding, house, wow!

- Don't forget to get a dog.

- No.

- I knew I could trust you. Hey!

- Hi! Ow!

- Oh, no. Sorry!

- Don't worry.

- We'll make out later. I'm Calle.

- Hi. Caesar.

Yes, Caesar is my ex.

Yes! Cool. Let's go for a beer sometime.

- Yes, sure.

- Yes.

- Hey, let's

- Yes, we have to

I'll see you.

Yes.

- You okay?

- Yes.

I feel like an old lady. What the hell.

A 90-year-old with hemorrhoids.

I don't get those associations at all.

- You don't?

- No.

What does he do? Your boyfriend.

Fianc, actually.

Do you think I hadn't seen that?

- He's a police officer.

- I see.

What about you? Free as a bird?

No. As a matter of fact,

I have a girlfriend.

I just haven't put a ring on her yet,

but It's been eight months.

Wow, that must be a record.

Kind of.

Okay, I have a question.

You don't have to answer,

but I'd appreciate it.

What do you want to know?

Have you used

his police gadgets during sex?

- You think I would tell you that?

- I don't think you have.

- I'm not answering.

- The Taser?

Can I have another one?

- When's the wedding?

- Sometime in the fall.

Good, I'll put that in my diary.

"Sometime in the fall."

You're not invited.

Do I look like I need an invite?

No, you look like

you've never been to a wedding.

- I love weddings.

- You do?

Other people's.

- Thanks, bro.

- Sure. Can I take this?

- No, leave it.

- Okay.

Are we doing this, then?

If it hurts too much, we'll quit.

- I don't know.

- Come on, Lisa.

I'm going to Ibiza with Cassie, so you

need to give me a training program.

"Cassie?"

- Okay. Is she a porn star?

- I don't know. We don't talk about work.

I've got to work a bit too,

so I don't know when I'll be back.

Yes, that sounds like you.

Come on.

Damn it, that's great!

It's going to be awesome.

Okay, sweetheart. Time to switch off.

What do you think about this wallpaper?

It's nice.

But

You might want to hold off on that

until you know for sure it'll happen.

But we got the house.

I just don't want you

to be disappointed, sweetie.

Things can change quickly.

You know what Mom is like.

What do you mean, "what Mom is like"?

Why can't you just trust her?

She doesn't do crazy stuff anymore.

Okay.

Sleep tight.

I've decided to do the race anyway.

What?

I'm not going to fall into the old Lisa

trap and give up without a fight.

But

The doctor was really clear.

You should take it easy.

Yes, and I will take it easy.

I don't cycle with my ribs.

Okay. And what about Dalarna?

We can do that after.

Right

SO PUMPED!!!

What?

Lisa!

Hey?

NEED TO KEEP TABS ON THE LIQUID INTAKE!

GOOD WORKOUT THIS MORNING

HOW'S TRAINING, HOTTIE?

BETTER AND BETTER

YOU ARE SO DAMN HOT!!

What's up?

Did something happen?

You're cycling

with Daniel and Klara, right?

Yes.

Just them?

Aren't you going to see who it is?

It could be

Calle.

Have you been spying on me?

- Is that the problem here?

- Yes.

That's the problem?

Not that you're flirting with your ex?

He is not my ex.

Is he an old f*ck buddy or something?

I'm giving him training advice.

What's your problem?

- Training advice?

- Yes.

What are you doing?

What do you know? It is him.

"See you at the start, baby."

"It's gonna be awesome

doing this with you."

Three kissing emojis.

- You have no f*cking right.

- No right?

No, you have no right!

You pulled out of the race,

and we booked a trip to Dalarna.

All of a sudden, from nowhere,

you're running the race again.

Because you said

you're falling into the Lisa trap again.

But I think you've already

walked into that f*cking trap.

And you won't get the hell out of it.

We bought a house together.

We're wetting married.

What more do you want?

I don't want anything from you.

Hell, you can start drinking again.

Do that.

Have a few drinks and sleep around.

You can be that old park-bench drunk

that I found three years ago.

Go ahead.

Alice will take the train after school.

We'll pick her up in Motala.

Too close. You're not racing yet, honey.

Did you hear me?

- Yes.

- Yes.

We're meeting up with the babysitter

at the train station this afternoon.

And what's her name?

Motala.

- Alice.

- Alice in Motala. That's right. Yes.

Want some?

No, I'm good.

Are you okay?

Yes, of course.

Well, Dad was very happy

to hear that you're coming.

He was happy to hear it.

Good.

- Isn't he home?

- Yes, he is.

- Maybe he died.

- Come on, please.

- Hi.

- There we go.

- Hi, Gunnar.

- Great to see you.

- Hi, Grandpa.

- Hello, little one.

Oh. Are you okay?

- It's fine. Come on in.

- Yes.

- I have coffee and biscuits.

- Yes, perfect.

Daniel, you take the bags,

and Klara can help me in the kitchen.

- Sure.

- I'll just help my girl to the bathroom.

- What about me?

- What?

What do you want me to do?

Well, you could

Can you help me with the bags?

I have to take care of this.

Yes, all right, then.

Aren't you a bit envious?

Riding with the g*ng.

Jens, I've bought a new watch.

How are you, anyway? You seem a bit low.

I broke up with Anders.

- Are you joking?

- No.

- Why?

- I don't know. Ask him.

You just got engaged

and bought a house together.

Yes, I know. What a bloody waste.

- Daniel?

- Yes, that's me.

- What happened?

- I don't know, we argued.

- Klara?

- That's my wife.

- If you argued, sort it out.

- I don't want to talk about it.

- Lisa?

- Thank you. I'm buying bars.

Okay.

All set.

Good. She's fallen asleep.

Oh, no! Dammit.

It's Alice.

Hi, Alice. Are you here already?

What? Wait I can't hear you.

Oh, God, that's tough.

Yes No, I understand.

Of course we'll sort it out.

- Yes.

- What?

Of course.

Yes Take care, and we'll be in touch.

Yes.

Okay. Big hug.

Did someone die?

Her girlfriend just broke up with her.

Okay, so what?

She's not coming.

Not coming?

- No.

- Are you joking?

Daniel, what is it you don't get?

She's just been dumped.

Yes, okay. Right.

We'll have to skip the whole thing.

- No, we won't. Not on your life.

- What should we do, then?

- Who is going to look after Vera?

- She can stay with Dad.

- We've been through that.

- He was a regimental commander.

- Yes?

- Yes.

Thirty years ago.

Okay. I know he can do it.

I know he can, he'll manage.

You know what, you do the race,

and I'll stay with her.

- Klara

- It's okay.

No, it's not okay, Klara, come on.

Let's download every episode of Peppa Pig,

Frozen, My Little Pony, and the rest.

She won't even notice that we're gone.

Here's Birger "Flame" Larsson.

You're about to go

on your 59th Vtternrundan race

Wow, that's him.

Everyone should do this

at least once in their lifetime.

Cycling around beautiful Vttern is like

- Hello there!

- Hi.

Cycling around beautiful Vttern

works miracles for the soul.

Let's give a big hand for Birger!

All right.

Looking strong, Daniel!

Thanks. You too.

- Do you know him?

- No.

- Okay.

- Okay.

Go ahead.

You first.

Let's do it.

You're right, he'll manage.

It's It's just for one day.

Okay.

Unless you've changed your mind

and want to go with them instead?

No, what the hell. We're doing this. It's

- Okay.

- Yes.

This was your idea, remember?

I'm not forcing you.

It was the therapist's idea.

But I want to race with you.

A hundred percent.

We're in this together, right?

20,304 participants

Hi, Calle.

I don't know if you got my text,

but call me back,

and we'll arrange

when and where to meet up.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Can we leave?

- Yes.

- I need to sleep.

- Right.

My sister needs to sleep, let's go.

- Yes.

- I'll call the old man.

First out are our veterans,

who have done the race 25 times or more.

I hope you've all been

to the toilet already,

because it's time to start the race!

A cheetah.

A leopard.

- It's a cheetah.

- Yes, a leopard.

Where's Lisa?

- She went to bed, Dad.

- I see.

- She was tired.

- There.

When do you start?

At 05:50 tomorrow morning.

Aren't some starting tonight?

- That's right.

- Oops, I'll grab a cup

- There.

- People start throughout the night.

Is this Sprite?

No, it's tea.

I thought you said

"They start throughout the night,"

he said. "Night," not "Sprite."

Oh, I see.

The ones who are really fast

start tomorrow at lunchtime.

The plan was that I would be one of them.

Gunnar, our babysitter can't come.

- I see.

- Yes, unfortunately.

Could you look after Vera tomorrow

while we're doing the race?

Of course.

- You will?

- Oh, yes.

Great! Thank you.

Looks like you and I will spend

the whole day together.

We'll upload the iPad with her favorite

films and series to keep her busy.

Exactly. And Daniel will set an alarm

on your cell phone

every other hour so you can remind her

to go to the bathroom and so on.

She eats at 7 a.m.,

12 noon, 3 p.m., and 5 p.m.

And maybe a snack in between

if she needs one.

The food containers are in the fridge

with times on and everything.

You would have made

an excellent soldier, Daniel.

Thank you.

You know who you remind me of

when you creep around at night?

You don't want to end up like your mom.

Mom was depressed.

Yes.

That too.

There's crispbread.

And I bought strawberry jam for you.

You like that, don't you?

Let's see.

Call her and talk to her.

I said things you can't take back. It's

Like what?

That she was an old park-bench drunk

who could go to hell. That sort of thing.

When my ex and I told each other

to go to hell, the only thing I wanted

Was for him to come back

and fight for what we had.

- I see And did he?

- No.

No.

Well, okay

Do you love her?

Yes, I

I guess so.

Then there's only one thing to do.

What?

We're going up there.

"We're going up there?"

Yep. You have to pick the battles

that are worth fighting in life.

And love is definitely one of them.

It's What are you doing?

Getting us in as extra resources

for Vtternrundan.

I don't think that's quite how it works.

Someone's bound to call in sick.

And group number 1503 is off.

Good luck!

You can do this.

What? What's up?

- No, nothing.

- No.

I'm just looking at my beautiful wife

dressed in Lycra, at dawn,

ready for an adventure.

- Are you getting turned on?

- I am, actually.

Excuse me.

- Hi.

- Are you okay to hug?

Yes. I tried to get hold of you. What

I didn't want to wake you up.

And I missed the flight. But I'm here now.

Okay. This is my brother, Daniel,

and his wife, Klara.

Hey. I'll give you a hug.

After 192 miles, we might hate each other.

- Hi. Klara.

- Calle.

So you're starting now?

- I'm riding with her.

- I see!

- Great!

- Right, so

Group 1504 is about to start the race.

Dammit! Water bottle.

Here, can you hold my bike?

And this too. Thanks, bro.

Dammit!

- Seriously. Calle. "Junkie Calle."

- Drop it.

Is that why things are over with Anders?

Because you're messing around

with that f*cking clown again?

- You broke up with Anders?

- Can you take a photo?

- What happened?

- It's for Elvira.

- Are you getting the bike as well?

- Is this true?

You have to

Ten seconds to start.

Is he coming back?

Huh?

- Here. Water, helmet.

- Perfect. Yes.

- There you go.

- Let's go!

Yes, indeed.

My God.

Off you go!

Hurry up.

My God!

Are you 12 years old?

Come on, stop it.

Take it easy. You don't want

to fall again. Come on!

I think your dad is talking to you.

What are you doing?

Well, I'm sorry. I

- I just wanted to live a little.

- So do I.

Hands on the handlebars, please.

Are we eating soon?

We're eating in Jnkping.

Before that, it's protein bars.

Okay. See you in Jnkping.

Dammit. Idiot.

- Speaking of being 12 years old.

- Right.

He's an old ex, right?

No, just a friend.

Okay.

So what's going on, Lisa?

You'll have to ask Anders. I don't know.

You know you won't find

anyone better than him.

Anders, I mean.

Thanks a lot.

I promise you she's sitting

on the side of the road somewhere crying.

"What have I done?"

"Anders, come back. I'm sorry."

I have a hard time believing that.

In a way, I can understand her.

Yeah, how so?

Sometimes things can seem

too good to be true.

You can chase something your whole life,

and then, when you finally find it,

are you ready for it?

Do you think you're worthy of it, truly?

It looks like she's near here somewhere.

Perfect. You can guide me.

Do you have a protein bar?

Idiot.

My stomach's growling.

Hi!

- Are you slowing us down, bro?

- What? No, I'm almost done.

Want to go for a dip?

Yeah. I could do with a break.

You can't have a swim during a race.

- Why not?

- Because we're not on a spa trip.

My God.

Are you coming or what?

Come on. Five minutes, Daniel.

What, no! I'm done here. Let's cycle on.

Bloody ribs.

- Come on.

- It's not a big deal.

It's just a quick dip.

It'll be refreshing.

In that case, you can ride with them.

You can do what you like, go to a funfair

Or ride with me, like we said.

Is it nice?

No. Okay, certainly.

Let's do what you decided.

That'll be great. And fun!

And nice, just like you promised.

God.

- Are you coming?

- Oh my God.

Yes, yes.

It's f*cking great!

Come on.

Dive in.

Oh, damn!

Oh, wow!

You're splashing me.

Okay, wait.

No!

Hey, our clothes.

- What?

- Our clothes.

- He surely can see them.

- Hello?

- Hello!

- But

- Hey!

- Hey!

f*ck!

Here we are in Grnna.

We can stop if you want,

have a look around

- What?

- We're making pretty good time.

- Yeah.

- Do you want to?

- Yeah, I'd like that.

- Okay. Yeah.

We can park over here.

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OLD-FASHIONED CANDY!

Well done.

- Yes.

- You're looking really strong.

- Thanks.

- Yes.

Damn holiday workers!

Look.

Is that what you're thinking?

Kind of.

Stop, damn it!

Stop!

- Hey, you!

- Damn, he's fast.

Hello!

b*stards!

- You'll get them back, I promise!

- Stop, damn it!

Stop!

So cool.

Honey. We could buy one of these for Vera.

Oh, my

- Are you okay?

- God!

Are you okay?

- All right?

- Yes, I think so.

- I've got this.

- Sorry I'm laughing.

It's

- You looked so funny!

- Yeah.

Are you okay?

- That one's on me.

- These things happen.

Phone's ringing.

- All right?

- I'll get a broom.

Yes, that sounds like a good idea.

- Thank you.

- Hi, Dad.

- Hello?

- I can hear you, Dad.

Is everything okay?

We're on our way to Tiveden.

- What?

- Well, you can't sit indoors all day.

No, you're supposed

to watch things on the iPad.

That's all.

That's great.

- Will you go through there?

- Dad, listen to me.

- You're not going anywhere.

- No.

See you soon. Ride carefully.

No, you're not going anywhere.

Stay at home, just

- What the hell?

- What?

They're on their way to Tiveden.

Tiveden?

- Yes.

- Why?

- I don't bloody know.

- What the hell, Daniel?

- It's not my fault!

- No, but call him back.

- That's what I'm doing.

- Good.

I knew this would happen.

- Well, great. You predicted it, wonderful.

- Exactly this. Yes.

He's not picking up.

Does he even have a child seat?

Of course he doesn't have

a child seat or TikTok.

He's 800 years old.

- f*cking unbelievable.

- Ow, dammit!

Damn it, these shoes suck!

Thank you so much. Sorry.

- Where are you going?

- To Tiveden!

Wait Alright.

Damn.

No

Yes, okay. Nobody saw that.

Sorry about everything!

And it's finally time for our subgroups,

the teams aiming to complete the race

in less than seven, eight, or nine hours.

Good luck, everyone!

Gunnar?

Hi.

- Hi.

- It's been a while.

Yes, long time no see.

Is this your grandchild?

Yes, this is little Vera.

Hello, Vera.

Do you know what I saw yesterday?

No.

Blueberries.

- Oh!

- They're early.

Oh, yes.

I'm waiting for the chanterelles.

We should go

on a forest excursion soon, you and I.

What do you think?

Yes, that would be nice.

It's always nicer with company.

Yes, it is.

Yes, well, I have to get going.

- But I'll be seeing you around.

- See you.

- Goodbye.

- Bye.

Vera?

Dammit.

Vera?

Have you seen Vera?

She left with her dad.

- What?

- She left with her dad.

- There.

- Stop!

Stop, I said!

I want to go on the swing.

I've got ice cream.

Honey, take it easy.

You'll exhaust yourself.

Keep to the right, honey.

- Cramp. Ow!

- Oh!

- We have to carry on.

- No, we can't.

- You can't ride a bike with a cramp.

- No.

They have a massage tent here.

It'll be perfect.

- Jesus, that hurts.

- Yes, I know. We'll fix it.

- I'm panicking!

- No, don't.

- God.

- Yes.

Do you think Vera's alright?

Of course she is.

Can you call him again?

We're almost there.

Please call him.

- Okay, I'll call him.

- Thank you.

My husband's old dad

is looking after our daughter.

He was our last resort.

Someone I know left her daughter

with an acquaintance.

And she had the idea to go for a swim.

I see.

No answer.

The problem was

that the girl couldn't swim.

- So it wasn't the best idea.

- No. What happened?

She drowned, of course.

The funny thing was that my friend

had the same feeling that you're having.

She sensed

that something bad had happened.

You have to trust your intuition.

Thanks. That's all for me.

There's no point worrying.

- What do you mean, "no point?"

- We don't know that anything's wrong.

The reason for worrying is that you

don't know if something has happened.

Not knowing is the worst.

Thank you, Mrs. Gloom-and-Doom.

I've heard enough.

They're a bit sandy, but still

No, I'm fine.

Really? They're tasty.

Bro!

What the hell happened?

Did you go to a flea market?

Stop it.

I'm going for a massage. Have one.

- No, I'm good.

- They're blueberries!

They're super sweet.

Is he the reason you dumped Anders?

Anders dumped me. Did you forget that?

What's going on?

Is Party Lisa making a comeback?

- What the hell is going on?

- Daniel!

Hi!

You always do this.

As soon as something good happens,

you have to ruin it.

- Daniel!

- Wait!

Dammit, grow up.

Find out what matters and fight for it.

- What about you?

- I fight like hell.

- You do?

- Yes.

- I can see that.

- We have to go!

I'm coming.

It's a shame you're taken.

Stop it.

What?

You have a girlfriend.

It's over. I'm single.

- Oh.

- Yep.

Too bad.

Are you okay?

Let's see I'm lying here next to you.

Getting a massage.

I don't think life can get much better.

I've missed you.

For real.

Here.

Thanks.

You should call her.

No. Never.

But Anders, she's not feeling well.

She's not acting rationally.

- You threw away the ring.

- Yes.

- She thinks you threw her away too.

- No

You should call her now. Do it. Call her.

- Should I?

- Yes, do it now.

Call.

Okay.

I'm not the first one in here. Gross.

There's no paper either.

Lisa, we need to talk.

Of course we'll talk, Officer.

Can I speak to Lisa?

She's in the john.

Okay.

So gross.

- Your boyfriend called.

- What?

And you answered?

He's got no sense of humor.

- Come on.

- Seriously.

No. That's the last time I listen to you.

The last time.

Lisa! What do you say?

- Is it time?

- Yes.

GOD'S BLESSING ON YOUR JOURNEY

God bless you.

Well done.

Hallelujah. Welcome to Tiveden.

- They should be here somewhere.

- Yes.

Hallelujah!

- God's strength for your journey.

- No, thanks.

- Hallelujah.

- Hallelujah!

This is Tiveden.

- Where are they?

- I don't know.

- Maybe we beat them to it.

- I can't see them.

- But

- I'll call him.

Oh, hell.

Welcome to Tiveden.

It's gone.

- What do you mean?

- My phone is gone. I must have dropped it.

Oh, my God!

Yes.

- Dammit.

- I'm almost out of battery.

That makes sense.

You've been filming all the time.

What the hell have I done with it?

Oh, it's exhausting.

Hi, Klara.

Hi, Gunnar. Thank God you answered.

We've been a bit worried.

Is everything okay?

- Yes, everything is under control.

- That's great.

We're in Tiveden, and we can't see you.

Where are you?

We missed Tiveden

because of the bike traffic.

I was thinking it's best if we meet up

at the finish line instead

No, it died.

Hello?

What are you doing?

- I'm calling the police.

- No. Don't call the police.

I'm sorry, I got the wrong person.

- Bloody old fool!

- I'm sorry.

Are you okay?

- Dammit!

- What's going on?

He hadn't expected all the cyclists,

for some reason.

- They're waiting at the finish line.

- That's great! Let's go.

I think I need to eat before we go on.

- Okay.

- Do they have food up ahead?

Have one of these.

I don't want any more weird space food.

I need to eat some real food!

Right. Okay.

Will a three-course meal do?

f*ck!

I can't do it.

I can't go on.

I should have listened to the doctor.

Check this out.

There's a rave or something.

Let's go!

They'll have something for the pain.

Come on, let's go.

Just for a little while.

What are you afraid of?

Come on!

This is awesome!

Come on.

I suppose we're too different.

I just

Didn't want to see it.

We've had reports of an unauthorized rave

in the forest outside Hjo,

north of Norrsjn.

Are there any units available?

Shall we take it?

Yeah.

7940 on our way. Over.

Oh, my neck!

My butt! I feel like I'm on fire.

Come on now, Klara. Fight.

I'm so sick of this sh*t.

We're only 50 miles away. Come on!

- "Only" 50 miles?

- We can do it!

Come on now!

Don't shout at me!

- Okay?

- You don't need to stop to drink water.

- Please, can we

- Can you shut up?

Can't I do anything my own way ever?

Shut up and just ride!

It was your idea to do this. Not mine!

No, it was

the bloody therapist's stupid idea!

We should have bought a house.

That would be more fun.

FOR SALE

Renovate a country cottage? Hilarious.

I'm sorry, how silly of me.

Then we would have to talk.

Let's not do that.

- You know what you should do?

- No.

Go climb a mountain.

Then you can call me

when you get down. Or not.

Give me any f*cking mountain to climb.

- At least I would be away from you.

- Great. Sure.

- Fine, you don't have to.

- Great, thanks.

It would be a relief to not have

to communicate with someone

who is completely f*cking dead inside.

Take it easy, Klara.

Do you

Do you know

when I miss you the most, Daniel?

- Do you?

- No, I don't. Please tell me.

When you're at home.

I've sacrificed this race for your sake.

- For our sake.

- Is that how you feel?

- That you've sacrificed the race?

- For God's sake. This is crazy

Daniel, do you even hear what you say?

Everything that isn't about

you and your needs

is a sacrifice in your world.

You know what? You're right.

We should definitely get a divorce.

- Okay.

- It's the best thing you've ever said.

The best thing I've heard from you.

- Okay.

- Great. Then go!

- Do what you always do. Just leave!

- I'm going!

It'll be so nice not to wake up

disappointed tomorrow!

Right, that was divorce number 29 today.

Will that be number 30 coming up the hill?

I can't do it!

Come on.

Go for it.

Excuse me.

Thank you.

- Excuse me.

- Carry on.

Hi there.

Have you seen a little blond girl

run around here, alone?

- No. How old is she?

- Three years old.

- I lost her here.

- Oh, dear. How long ago?

Well, it was a while ago. An hour, maybe.

- Have you talked to the police?

- No.

I'll help you with that.

Hey, there. This is Hagge

on the Vtternrundan crew.

Don't tell your boyfriend.

No, I'm good. Thanks.

Are you sure?

Yes. Thank you.

Liftoff!

Lisa!

Lisa!

Hi.

- Hi.

- What are you doing here?

We're doing We've ridden Vtternrundan.

I could never do that with my prolapse.

This is Feffe.

- Hi.

- Hi.

What do you think?

Damn nice! Awesome.

- Isn't it fun?

- Let's get a small one.

No, not for me.

Hey! I know.

Can I get one with three rabbits?

Like a threesome, but with rabbits.

Why the long face?

You're not giving up, are you?

It's not far to go now.

No, that's what they say.

No matter how you feel now,

you'll feel much better tomorrow.

- That's always the way.

- Yeah.

Here. Take this.

That will make you feel better.

I have all the songs in my head anyway.

Just leave it on the bench,

and I'll pick it up in the car later.

Yes, we must live life

For each other

Make the most of the time we have

Hi, sweetheart.

I picked the wallpaper. You'll love it.

That's some loud music.

There's a festival. Listen, I

I have to abandon the race because I

I'm in so much pain.

I'm going to have to stop.

Are you okay?

Yes, I'm okay. I

I just can't cycle any farther.

I'm so proud of you anyway.

You're the world's greatest mom.

Don't forget that.

I'll call you later, okay?

Okay. Love you.

I love you too.

What what are you doing here?

The question is what are you doing?

I saw you with him.

- What?

- When you were swimming.

I saw you too.

- I tracked you on the race app.

- All the way from Stockholm.

Listen, nothing happened. Anders, nothing

- He doesn't mean anything.

- I have to work. Pat her down.

- Anders!

- Hi.

Please set aside your bike.

Set aside your bike.

- It's a big gathering down there.

- Yes.

Are you carrying anything sharp?

- No.

- Have you taken anything?

No.

Cyclists behind! Keep right!

- Well done, Daniel!

- Daniel!

Nice work, Daniel.

Win IT over there!

Win IT!

Fill your bottles.

Ninety seconds!

- Quickly.

- Stick to the time.

Daniel, how are you doing?

It's going okay.

Weren't you with Klara?

Well, she

She bailed.

No, we saw her a while ago.

Pedaling like crazy.

It's looking good!

What?

- What happened?

- No, it

It all went wrong.

This was your shared project.

It turns out she hates me,

so there is no project.

She doesn't hate you.

She's riding 192 miles for you.

Ten seconds!

Are you ready?

Don't mess it up, Daniel.

No, I won't mess it up.

Go!

Let's go!

A short break, 90 seconds.

Keep an eye on the time.

Come on!

Klara!

Stop Can you stop?

Klara!

- Do you want to stop?

- What? No.

- We can stop. I don't care.

- No.

If you want.

I don't want to, like

I don't want us to get divorced.

I want us to

Fight it out together, you and me.

Even when life is like an uphill battle,

we'll do it together. You know?

I don't want to do it by myself.

- I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry.

No, I am

Let's keep going.

- I want to go on.

- Yeah? Are you sure?

Yes.

- Let's do it.

- Yeah.

- Let's ride together.

- I want to finish with you.

Okay.

- I love you.

- I love you.

Okay, let's go before we cramp up.

What do you say? Shall we play some music?

It's two hours until Stockholm.

Anyone got a good playlist?

But where was she?

A family found her in the park

behind the gas station.

Here she is.

Vera!

Grandpa!

Little Vera. You can't run off like that.

Here is team Win IT from Stockholm,

finishing in eight hours,

54 minutes, and seven seconds.

Honey!

Congratulations! Well done!

Bravo!

No, honey! Careful!

Congratulations!

- Wow!

- For you.

Oh, thanks. A beer.

Hi.

Great!

I'm so numb. My body's on autopilot.

That's good.

- Thank you.

- Sure.

Anders.

I don't know why I screw up

everything that's good, but I

I just do.

Or, yes, I do know why.

I was terrified

that you were going to leave me.

So you do this instead?

I know.

It's so damn stupid.

Yes, it is.

I get it if you don't want to forgive me.

But you and Elvira are the best things

that ever happened to me.

If I can do anything

to make this right again, I will.

I'll do anything.

You know what?

I want you to meet my friend.

She is gorgeous, single.

There's zero drama.

Anders!

How can I trust you again?

I don't know.

- Did you sleep with him?

- No.

No, Anders, I promise you.

- Are you drinking?

- No, not a drop.

It's so hard for me to believe

that someone like you

could love me as much as I love you.

I chased you halfway around Vttern.

There's a reason for that.

Don't you get that?

I'm not a park-bench drunk.

I know.

I'm sorry. I know that.

I shouldn't have put pressure on you

with a house and

A damn wedding.

I'm sorry.

I can see him now. Here he is.

Birger "Flame" Larsson

on the final stretch.

Finishing in 24 hours,

12 minutes, and 18 seconds.

Well done!

Over to Ann-Kristin

behind the finish line.

Here he is!

Congratulations, Birger!

How are you feeling? Are you happy?

I'm always happy.

Is there anything in particular

you take away from today?

Well

You might say

that life is a bit like this race.

Because sometimes it can be a struggle,

sometimes you fall into a ditch

or lose your way.

But you just have to get back

in the saddle and keep pedaling.

You'll soon be back on course again.

A bit stronger, a bit wiser,

with grazed knees. But

Well, you can live with that.

Those things heal.

Let's see

Congratulations.

Thank you.

There!

- Hi! Look who's here.

- Hi, sweetheart!

Hey!

- Was everything okay?

- Of course.

- Lovely.

- No trouble at all.

There you go, Klara. No trouble.

Maiden, maiden, maiden, so dear

Here's the carousel

Open until late

It's ten for the grown-ups

And five for the kids

Hurry up, hurry up

It's just about to start

And ha, ha, ha

It's going so quick

For Andersson and Petterson

And Lundstrm and me

And ha, ha, ha

It's going so quick

For Andersson and Petterson

And Lundstrm and me

What's this?

- Just a little something.

- Should I open it?

Yes.

You're joking!

You bought it?

- I thought you wanted it.

- But

SOLD

Very spontaneous for Daniel Nylander,

I have to say.

I was thinking that maybe you or we

might need an old cottage to renovate.

Plank by plank, nail by nail.

A toast to our new

It's great that it's so close to Vttern.

- We can train for the Vansbro Swim race.

- Not in a million years.

Why?

You're a sissy.

Yes, I know.

I need a minute.

The little frogs

Are funny to behold

Look!

The little frogs, the little frogs

Are funny to behold

Darling!

Who is that?

I don't know. Looks like a pastor.

What's up?

We're not in Dalarna or have 200 guests,

but it's you and me.

Is it your pastor? You got us a pastor?

Okay.

What do you think?

I already proposed,

so I can't back out now.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Christina.

- I'm Anders.

- Hi.

Are you ready?

Are we ready?

- Yes.

- Yes.

Right. Can I have your attention?

Please come closer.

Come.

Dear midsummer revelers.

Perhaps you're wondering,

"Why has a pastor turned up?"

- Yes, I was curious about that.

- A little bit.

You see, we're going to take a moment

to perform a short wedding ceremony

for Lisa and Anders.

Let's do things in the right order.

No, must we?

- Okay.

- Are you ready?

- Yes.

- We're ready.

Dear bride and groom.

We are gathered in the eyes of God

to marry Lisa and Anders.