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Final Play, The (2024)

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Final Play, The (2024)

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[upbeat music playing]

[buzzer blaring]

[laid-back

hip-hop music playing]

[announcer 1]

Well, ladies and gentlemen,

fresh off the press,

Breylon McNeil

is officially retiring

-from the game of basketball.

-[crowd cheering]

[announcer 2] I mean,

after a long 15-year career,

Breylon McNeil

is hanging up the sneakers.

[announcer 1]

I didn't see this coming,

but it's safe to say,

he's traveled the globe,

playing the game

that we all love.

[announcer 2] Listen,

we know this brother's had

his share of fun,

and I'm talking on

and off the court, okay?

But in all seriousness, Breylon,

congratulations on retirement.

You have definitely earned it.

[announcer 1]

So, many people are wondering,

"What's next for Mr. McNeil?"

We wish him well

on his next journey.

Job well done.

-[son] Daddy!

-[Breylon] Ah!

-[daughter] Daddy!

-[Breylon] Hey!

I missed you two.

-[laughs]

-[children laugh]

Day was good?

Y'all have a good day?

-[children] Yeah.

-[Breylon] Yeah? Where's Mommy?

[son] She's there.

[echoes] Mommy.

[cell phone ringing]

[wife, echoes]

Welcome home, my love.

-[grunts]

-[cell phone ringing continues]

Yo.

[Cory over phone]

Man, get your a*s up.

I'm up. I'm up, man.

[Cory over phone] No, no, no.

Don't be late, like always.

[scoffs] Despite what

your goofy a*s think,

I plan to be on time today.

[Cory over phone]

Man, yeah, whatever.

-I put a note on it this time.

-[scoffs] Bet it.

-[Cory over phone] Yeah, aight.

-[cell phone clatters]

[breathes sharply, grunts]

-[funky music playing]

-[sighs] Oh, Jesus.

Hey, it's time to go.

-Hey, it's time to go.

-[date] Hmm.

No breakfast?

Waffle house is up the street.

It's my treat.

-[scoffs] I'm vegan.

-Slutty Vegan.

-[date] Excuse me?

-You know... you know, it's a...

Never mind.

-[grunts softly]

-[phone clatters]

-Thanks for last night.

-[cell phone chimes]

Car's outside.

I had a great time.

Oh? You're right. [chuckles]

-Morning breath.

-Covid.

Oh, okay, um...

[chuckles nervously] All right.

So, Breylon McNeil,

how has life

after retirement been?

"After retirement"?

What's next?

Oh, I know, OnlyFans.

[scoffs] I'll keep that in mind.

All the celebrities

are doing it.

-[chuckles] Thank you.

-I might subscribe.

[Breylon] Uh. Maybe, maybe.

-Maybe, maybe.

-Maybe I could star in it.

-Maybe.

-[chuckles] Maybe?

-OnlyFans? This b*tch is crazy.

-[cell phone chimes]

sh*t!

[upbeat hip-hop music playing

over record player]

Whoo!

This that feel good music

Big vibes only

Lemme talk to you

She like my big beard

And my low cut

I love her hair in a bun

I wanna straight it up

I love it

When she walk in the room

She gonna light it up

You know that melanin

It don't be cracking

I love this black skin

The vibe high, we fly

Got it in my blood

I'm too blessed to be stressed

With the small stuff

I just spread love

It's the Brooklyn way

It's the Jersey way, uh

It's like LeBron

With the ball

Issa Rae with the script

g*dd*mn Uncle Charlie

Make me wanna sing

Yeah

This that heat

This that good, good

This that old head, two step

When I'm in the hood

-Hey, make it feel so good

-So good

Uh, and I know

That you love it

Know you love it

It's the vibes

And the feel for me

Feels good to me

Feels good to me

-Your hue

-It's your hue

Such simple pleasures

Cannot touch you

-Touch you

-I can't touch you, baby

The way you move

And gently make your move

Yeah, yeah, yeah

You dream of fun

You know you are the groove

My love

I wanna do everything, ah

Something about

The mood I'm in

When his razor lines up

That melanin

He knows that it gets me

Sit me down

I'm a little too sassy

-Sit down

-Taking nips in the Afropunk

Remembering the summers

With the rumble and shine

Got three brave cousins

Out there on the block"

Mama's best friend

He calls her up

It's understood

Doesn't need to be explained

Only gained it up

Since that big man

I'm not this crazy

Caught in his gold chain

And sip Champagne

On the fire escape

-Hey, make you feel so good

-So good

Uh, and I know

That you love it

Know you love it

It's the vibe

And the feel for me

-It feels good to me

-[engine revs]

Feels good to me

-Your hue

-[engine revs]

Such simple pleasures

Cannot touch you

-Touch you

-I can't touch you, baby

The way you move

And gently make your move

[engine roars]

You bring the fun

You know you are the groove

-My Love

-[engine revs]

[engines roar]

Hitting up with you

Yeah, I'm talking

Like an addict

Yeah

A love so good

You could call it cinematic

-Yeah

-Oh, my

A rom-com

No suspense, no drama

I'mma have your back

Like a jacket in the winter

Bring along the team

Like we driving

In a Sprinter

Your hue

[upbeat hip-hop music concludes]

[basketballs thudding]

Mm-hmm. And I hope you got

that hundred with you.

Come on in.

[Breylon] Man,

to hell with y'all.

-Ain't trying to hear all that.

-Believe that.

I'll send my Cash App.

-[group laughs]

-[Cory] Yeah, m*therf*cker.

Man, it's been a minute fellas.

[Darnell] Man,

what you talking about?

[Breylon] Man, dealing

with retirement,

-settling into Atlanta.

-[Cory] Hmm.

-How y'all fools been?

-You know me, man.

Running that barbershop,

and running through

them b*tches.

-[exhales sharply]

-[group laughs]

-[Breylon] Hair and hoes, huh?

-You know it.

-[laughs]

-Wouldn't have it no other way.

[Breylon] Cory,

how are the wife and kids, man?

Everybody great.

I mean,

they drive me crazy, of course.

But I love every second

of this sh*t, so...

-Ah, gives me hope.

-[Cory chuckles]

Hope for what, fool?

Yeah, 'cause you're not

about this life.

Your a*s for the streets.

Hey, man, you can't be

in the streets forever.

Besides, streets are

how you look like this.

-[dramatic tune playing]

-[Cory] This?

[group laughs]

Hey, man.

But seriously though, man.

What you gonna do, man?

I know it can be tough

giving up the game.

-Nah, man. I'm good with that.

-So, what's next?

[Cory] Listen, I got

a few contacts at GSU,

if you ever consider coaching.

Nah, man, I ain't ready

to do that just yet.

[Cory hesitates] So...?

[Breylon] I don't know.

I keep having the same dream.

I pull up

to this suburban house,

I get out the car,

and I'm embraced by two kids,

a boy and a girl.

We walk to the door,

a woman opens

the door and... [scoffs]

...I can't see her face.

All I hear is,

"Welcome home, my love," and--

That's weird right?

But you know the only thing

that's weird about that?

-Why doesn't shorty have a face?

-[mysterious music playing]

Like, why is it

she just at the shoulders?

Like, what happened to her head?

[Breylon] Yo.

Yeah, like, bro,

honestly think about it.

Was she in a accident

or something?

You not telling us

the whole dream,

and you mad at me?

-[sultry music playing]

-How she keep crying

[Gia] Mm-hmm.

M'kay, I guess I'm out.

-[excited chatter]

-[Renee] Enjoy it.

May I have

some lemons please? Thanks.

I can't believe

I let y'all drag me out here.

Renee, we do have a table read

in the morning.

You know that right?

Work, work, work.

Girl, we are celebrating.

-Yeah.

-b*tch, you are finally single.

You need to be open

to all possibilities, like me.

Mm, trust, girl, we know.

-[Renee laughs]

-[Gia] Shady.

f*ck these n*gg*s, okay?

Renee, can we have

one chill-a*s evening?

Ava, I'm just trying

to help a friend

get over somebody

who was broke...

-Okay.

-...and wasted her time.

No, no, no, no. He wasn't broke.

He was pursuing

his art full time.

There's a big difference.

-Broke.

-[Gia] A big difference.

-Moving back there?

-Word.

What can I get

for you gentleman?

[Breylon exhales sharply]

Ah, man.

Let me get a...

bourbon on the rocks.

[bartender] Okay.

What about you?

Gimme a Bull Young Bourbon.

Make it a double.

-Damn!

-Neat.

Just... just give me

an orange juice.

-Orange juice?

-Orange juice?

Yeah, you n*gg*s

ain't getting me drunk,

and have me sleeping

on the couch.

-[scoffs]

-No way.

See, that's why

I can't get married.

Man can't even go out,

and have a drink

with the fellas.

And your a*s

can't ever get married

'cause you ain't got sh*t

to offer long term.

-Who?

-You!

Man, are you crazy?

I got a healthy d*ck.

I'm in shape.

Well, I am a shape,

and I'm fine as hell.

Okay, why do we invite

this clown?

Hey, man, hey, hey.

Listen, cut my man

some slack, yo.

He run barbershops

all around the city.

We cool, we cool.

And adding more as we speak,

with your hating a*s.

Yeah, after a short-a*s

football career,

because your a*s

couldn't focus on the game,

'cause you was too concerned

about the girls.

It was the injuries

-that stopped my career.

-Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Y'all chill out, man. Chill.

Man, you know what?

See, that's my bad.

Damn.

Right now,

we gotta be here for Breylon.

It's bigger than us.

'Cause right now, he lost,

and the young brother need us.

-[Cory laughs] Yeah.

-[chuckles]

I'm standing right here.

-Yeah, we see you.

-Yeah, we see you. [chuckles]

Why is it that we expect men

to be patient with us,

and support us,

but we can't do

the same for them?

Art was his dream.

And girl, sometimes,

your dreams have to work

around your reality.

I agree. I love you so much,

but he was a little broke.

-Girl.

-He wasn't broke--

-[overlapping chatter]

-He wasn't broke.

Listen, man, it's time, man.

-These streets ain't forever.

-[Darnell] Says who?

I'm looking for forever.

-You can have the fun.

-[cell phone buzzes]

Yeah, "forever"

is a beautiful thing.

-Pardon me, fellas.

-Yeah, he in trouble

Man, now that

Cliff Huxtable gone,

tell me what's going on

with you, for real, man.

You ain't acting like yourself,

all this change talk.

You finna join the monastery

or something?

You know them monks

don't get no a*s.

You don't wanna be that.

Hey, man,

these streets ain't forever.

-You gonna learn at some point.

-[scoffs] Boy, you crazy.

f*ck commitment. Look around.

Look at all these

beautiful women in here.

Phew! Man, man, man, man, man.

Man, men were never meant

to be with just one woman.

That's that European

monogamy sh*t

that they forced on us.

Man!

See, Gia, what your problem is,

-you love projects.

-[scoffs]

Like, b*tch,

go build you a clay volcano.

Oh, okay.

All right, Renee, come on.

Honestly, with my experiences

with men...

it's like everybody leaves.

My father, my ex,

y'all know my whole story, okay?

So, I understand why you say,

"f*ck these n*gg*s."

But that can't be

the end all and be all.

Even though every man

has hurt me in my life...

I still believe

in the beauty of love,

and love itself.

-[chuckles]

-[Renee clicks tongue] Aw.

"I still believe

in the beauty of love."

I do.

Like I said, "f*ck 'em,

and let's get this money." Okay?

I mean, at this point...

You can't be fruitful,

and multiply

with just one woman.

Man, especially not today

with all these,

"my p*ssy, my power" women.

[chuckles] Besides, this sh*t

is too easy for your boy.

I'm like Steph Curry

with the shot.

Watch this.

Yeah, good luck.

[Gia] He about to come over.

He coming, he coming, he coming.

-He coming for y'all.

-Uh-uh, girl.

-Oh, no, he coming for y'all.

-What he looking at?

Girl, he about

to sit next to you.

-What?

-You doing too much.

Oh, here he come,

here he comes.

[clears throat]

Ladies, ladies, ladies.

Pardon me,

I couldn't help but to see

how you was staring at me

or whatever.

Oh, I was...

I was staring at you?

Oh, so, you couldn't resist?

-I couldn't at all.

-[chuckles] Likewise, likewise.

[sighs] And just like that,

I gots to go.

Man, we just got here!

Okay, lemme tell you something.

The first rule of marriage...

choose your battles wisely.

-[scoffs]

-I'm out.

Be safe, man.

[bartender] All right,

there you go.

I didn't...

I didn't order another one.

Actually, that one's

from an admirer.

"An admirer"?

From her?

No, actually

it's from the young lady

at the end of the bar.

I hope you find your way, uh

And I hope

You don't need to say why...

Thank you.

[Darnell] Mm!

So, what we doing after this?

[Renee] After... after this?

We got a table read

in the morning, right?

It's like at 7:00

in the morning.

-I gotta get up.

-Now, how did I get so lucky?

You just looked

a little thirsty over there.

-[chuckles] Thirsty?

-[chuckles]

Now that I see you

sent the drink,

I have become a little thirsty.

Oh! [chuckles]

A man with a sense of humor?

-How could a woman resist?

-These jokes ain't free.

[clicks tongue]

-[chuckles]

-[chuckles]

[sultry R&B music playing]

So, sitting alone at the bar?

Is that your game, Mr. McNeil?

Oh, we know names I see.

-I watch your games sometimes.

-[Breylon] Mm.

-You are? [chuckles]

-I'm Nova.

[Breylon] Uh-huh.

Nice to meet you, Nova.

But I'm actually not alone.

Seems to be quite a few people

in here tonight.

[chuckles]

Now, the real question is,

why are you here alone?

[chuckles] A woman

can't enjoy a drink,

and catch a vibe by herself?

Is that so wrong?

[scoffs]

Nothing wrong with it at all.

But something tells me

there's a little more

to this story.

So, what are you

really looking for?

Something real.

Man, all these hoes

are replaceable, dog.

g*dd*mn!

How you doing, sweetheart?

My bad, I didn't know,

I didn't know. She look good.

Oh, Ms. Lady,

lemme talk to you then.

-[Breylon sighs] Sorry.

-[Nova chuckles]

[breathes deeply]

So, Breylon...

how's your night going?

Just picked up.

-[sensual music playing]

-All you gotta do is

-Sit back

-Sit back

And relax

I know you like it nasty

They say pressure

Busts pipes

-Damn

-I love the way you ride

Let me taste your waterfall

Better look me in my eyes

When you wrap me

In them thighs

Tonight's the night

You get it all

-All

-I love the way you taste

Pull my hair and say my name

I'll grip you tight

You can't escape

Then I hear you say

Don't stop

As your cl*max reach the top

In my mouth the perfect spot

I know you like it nasty

-Don't even gotta ask me

-[cell phone chimes]

-[perky tune plays over phone]

-Yesterday we had some rain

-[gasps] Oh, sh*t!

-What's up? What's wrong?

-[Nova grunts]

-Yo, what's wrong?!

I gotta go.

We just had a great time--

What do you mean you gotta go?

Yeah, I had a...

I had an amazing night but...

-But what? But what?!

-[sighs] I f*cked up!

-You...?

-[pensive music playing]

Yo, wait.

Yo, is everything okay?

-How'd you...?

-I'm so sorry.

I did not mean to put you

in the middle of this.

-In the middle of what?

-[sighs] That was my boyfriend.

Your boy--

So, you're in a relationship?

-It's--

-It's "complicated"?

All right.

[scoffs] "Something real," huh?

[sighs]

I think that is everything.

Great job, everyone, okay?

I'm gonna be emailing you

all about upcoming rehearsals,

and we may or may not have

another table read before then.

TBD. Okay?

-[indistinct chatter]

-Bye, guys.

So, how are we feeling?

It's giving

real big break vibes, right?

Girl, please, I was in a movie

with Denzel Washington.

Girl, all you said was,

"Would you like some coffee?"

[chuckles]

Ooh, the shade!

But seriously though,

I'm feeling very confident

about this pilot.

Thanks for believing I could

bring your words to life, girl.

[clicks tongue] Of course,

I mean, the character,

Kim Lawson, is unapologetic,

unorthodox, and unruly.

Girl, you're perfect

for this role.

-Yeah, you right, you right.

-Told you.

Renee, my amazing lead.

Great job.

And Gia, incredible script.

Okay, this is gonna be

bigger than Scandal.

"The Fight" is gonna be

a f*cking hit.

A... a public defender

trying to fight for the culture

while also fighting

for her marriage and family?

I smell a f*cking Emmy,

Gia, okay?

Let's Shonda Rhimes this sh*t.

[Gia chuckles]

-Do people say that?

-Mm-hmm.

-I'm still learning.

-Yeah.

Yeah! Whoo! [chuckles]

Uh. Matthew,

I... I asked for coffee

at the beginning

of this meeting.

If you're gonna stay on board,

I need you to--

-Renee?

-Yeah, girl.

-What do you think about him?

-Oh, that's Breylon...

former NBA player.

He retired a few months ago.

He's cute, chocolate,

big calves, mm-hmm.

Well, do you remember seeing him

at the bar yesterday?

I saw a lot of guys

at the bar yesterday.

Girl, stop. His friend

was trying to holler at you.

You know, the one

that kept referencing Steph?

-Ugh, that m*therf*cker?

-[Gia chuckles]

Girl, he's all yours.

He gave me his number.

-You want it?

-Uh-uh. Girl, no. Not him.

His friend, Mr. Big Calves.

[scoffs] Breylon?

[chuckles] Girl! [laughs]

And what's so damn funny?

Lamar wasted your time.

And he had

all the time in the world

'cause he ain't had no damn job.

Lamar was an artist.

And now, you think

a n*gga like Breylon

is gonna make you a priority.

Sis, he was in the NBA.

He got hella b*tches

trying to get on his team.

What makes you think

he gonna make you

a top priority?

[breathes deeply]

You my girl,

so I'm gonna be honest with you.

Athletes, rappers,

uh, pastors...

[scoffs] Girl, "pastors"?

Them n*gg*s is only good

for two things.

-d*ck and DoorDash.

-[Gia chuckles]

Besides, you a good girl,

go find you a doctor

or something.

[gasps] An accountant. [gasps]

Ooh, a elementary school teacher

with nice credit

and a nice-a*s Toyota Camry.

-I love you. [kisses]

-[kisses]

-I'll catch you later

-Mm-hmm.

-[mellow hip-hop music playing]

-It wasn't only me

-That made me hard to k*ll

-[sighs]

Relationships changed

And got a awkward feel

But your strength

Came in my weakness

With that cloth reveal

Them late nights

I was lonely and full of pain

They say it's pouring

When it rains

I'm feeling strange

How I'm dropping 60

But still don't feel like

I'm game

The devil in my lane

He want the leader of the game

Drop down on my knees

Put humility on my posture

A bottle and a vibe

Stability in my locker

-[laughs] Your a*s cry?

-For real.

But how'd it go last night, man?

Did Steph hit a three?

Talk to me.

[scoffs]

Had this bad little chick.

I'm talking about bad.

I coulda,

but I had to curve her a*s.

Yeah.

-What the hell happened to you?

-Man, family stuff.

Look, my wife done caught

our son masturbating

-with our good linen.

-[funky music playing]

-No.

-[Cory] Hell yeah.

-Was he on the hub?

-Hell yeah.

The boy had candle lit

and everything,

the whole situation.

-Yo, Cory?

-Mm-hmm?

What was the scent?

[Breylon] Fellas,

fellas, fellas.

-Man, what?

-This...

[Breylon]

What are you talking about?

-What are you talking about?

-Nothing.

Hey, listen here,

long nights call for nights out.

And Cory,

before you say anything...

-The club!

-[Breylon] Yes!

-[chuckles]

-It's a club.

Listen, hey, first of all,

listen, I just...

If the wife cool with it,

I'm there.

As long as the wife

with it. [chuckles]

Hey, matter of fact, I know

this new spot in Buckhead.

Real player. We'll love it.

I already know you gonna bring

the shawty

you was with last night.

Ha, my boy!

Oh, so, you took somebody home

last night, huh?

-[Breylon sighs]

-So much for fam, I guess.

Hey! I guess family gonna have

to wait a couple more nights.

-[chuckles]

-Uh!

Couldn't get it up,

you went down on her,

-and her pH balance was off.

-Can I finish my story?

-Well, I'm saying...

-[Zae] Hey, yo, Breylon.

Y'all, what? What the f*ck?

-[mellow hip-hop music playing]

-Showtime, showtime

-Ah! [chuckles]

-Showtime, drop

-What's up?

-What's up, man?

You doing all right?

You still hoopin'?

Yo ain't that Zae over there?

Hell yeah! 6' 11",

power forward.

24.9 points a game.

12 rebounds and two assists.

Damn, n*gga, do you know

his sperm count too?

Yeah, it's low,

but I ain't gonna judge

a Black man for that.

[Breylon laughs]

[Cory]

I don't understand this...

Anyway, ain't the dude about

to sign a big-a*s new contract?

[Breylon] Yeah,

he in a bidding w*r

between Chicago

and Atlanta right now.

-Word.

-My G about to get pizzaid.

-I could smell the money on him.

-[chuckles]

[Zae] Hey, yo, Breylon.

What's good, big bro?

[Breylon] What's up, my boy?

That's my boy, Cory,

my boy, Darnell, this is Zae.

-What's up, fam?

-[Zae] What's up?

You used to play

on the Falcons, right?

Yes, sir. [laughs]

[Breylon chuckles]

Couldn't give a sh*t.

He a fan of me.

[Breylon] So, what you

doing here, big time?

Hey, man,

I'm trying to get some work in.

[chuckles] Uh-huh.

What you doing, old head?

Trying to make a comeback?

[chuckles] No, sir.

You got it, my guy.

But this old head could still

kick your a*s though.

Oh, word? You trying

to get a quick game in?

Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

[Zae] Yeah, all right,

let's do it.

-Yeah, yeah, let's get it.

-[Darnell exhales sharply]

-Wanna do this?

-[chuckles] Yeah, yeah...

[hesitates] I guess we are.

Bet. I'm gonna go

get changed, all right?

[whispers] What's wrong

with you?

What?

Please tell me that

you at least wearing a condom

for all that d*ck ridin'.

Wow, so a Black man

can't be supportive

of another Black man?

I was supportive of Breylon,

and he ain't half as good

as that n*gga.

-[Breylon] What?

-You not.

[Darnell] Oh.

[moody hip-hop music playing]

-That was nice though.

-Man, you crazy.

-[Cory] That was nice.

-Watch this.

You ain't gonna do sh*t.

-This is bigger than me

-[spectators cheer]

[players clamoring]

[Breylon] I'm here,

I'm here, I'm here.

Get a hand, get a hand!

[players clamoring, cheering]

Cory, down straight him.

That's pretty good.

Get out, get out, get out.

Unless it's a plan

And it come with some action

I'm tired of these n*gg*s

Projecting their fears on me

'Cause all of the sh*t

They be lacking

Ain't gotta rib

So we liking the drive

[player] Y'all, switch it!

Move with emotion

But lacking the pride

Don't move with a purpose

But ready to slide

-Yeah, let's go, Breylon!

-[player] Let's go!

Hey, game point,

game point, man.

Hey, Farooq.

[players clamoring]

-This sh*t get beat for real

-Yeah

-Ball game!

-[player] Let's go!

Get him outta here!

Get him outta here! Uh-huh!

I feel like these n*gg*s

Be trippin' on me...

-[chuckles] Yeah.

-Man, you still the GOAT.

-[laughs] Good game.

-Get yo' a*s out of here.

-Hey, man.

-Whoo.

You need to bring your a*s

outta retirement.

Nah, that's all I got left,

little bro.

You're tripping, bro.

You're better than most cats

in the league.

-Nah, man.

-You got some years in you.

Nah, man. It's time for life

to really start.

You know, start a family,

have some kids, man.

So, that's what you was on?

You was doing that last night?

Hey, get out, man.

-[group laughs]

-Get outta here, man.

-Hey, Zae, good game, man.

-Appreciate you, brother.

[Breylon] Nothing about

that woman

-resembles family or kids.

-Hey, it be like that sometimes.

Ah, you would know.

I've been with my shawty

for a while.

-Yeah?

-But you?

You look like you've been

in the streets, my boy.

Ah, but... [scoffs]

-Yeah, you right, you right.

-[Breylon] Yeah.

I'm just doing my thing.

[both laugh]

She's been

holding me down, so...

Hey, you better hold on to that.

You know, I've been thinking

about that family

-in forever too though.

-You?

[chuckles]

You got a lot of time, man.

And I'm sure

some changes to make.

[chuckles]

That's why nobody knows

where my studio is.

-Yeah, I knew it.

-Yeah, I'm in escrow

for a spot

in Sandy Springs right now.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

You want me to link you

with my realtor?

Please do. I need that.

-Got the same number?

-Yes, sir.

-[Zae] All right.

-[Breylon] All right. Be safe.

Hey, what the--

Hey, man, what are y'all doing?

What the--

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey! What are y'all doing, man?

Get up.

-[overlapping chatter]

-Get up!

What the-- What?

What is wrong with y'all?

[upbeat hip-hop music playing]

Hey, look, I might pull up

Flex Terracotta

She wanna ride

The broomstick

-b*tch Harry Potter

-[Cory] Whoo-hoo!

Now, this is worth

being in the doghouse for.

-Man, watch out.

-[chuckles]

You can stay

in that doghouse too.

What can I get

you gentlemen tonight?

How about your number,

for starters?

[Breylon] Chill out, yo.

What is wrong with you?

-She was looking at me first.

-What? [laughs]

-[groans]

-Can I get a bottle of tequila,

and a bottle

of Champagne, please?

Hmm, I knew you were the man,

to get to know, sweetheart.

[chuckles]

Calling me "sweetheart"

gonna make me think you want me.

-You might wanna be careful.

-I'll be back with your bottles.

And bring that a*s back too!

Hey, hey, chill out, man!

What is wrong with you?

You gonna get us kicked out.

Don't miss

your blessing, baby girl.

Bring that number back.

-Oh, my God!

-[women squealing, cheering]

Ladies, damn, damn...

-[camera shutters clicking]

-[excited chatter]

[Zae] Y'all coming

to the session?

[indistinct chatter]

Mm.

Look at all

of these Black ballers in here.

I guess tonight I can find out

if my new diaphragm

works. [chuckles]

-Ew, so nasty.

-[chuckles]

-He's here.

-Who?

-Oh, yeah.

-[chuckles]

His annoying-a*s homeboy

told me he'll be here.

You seem very determined, but...

I still think

this is a bad idea.

[Gia] Girl, whatever.

You just don't seem like

the right fit.

-Girl!

-[Darnell] See me, man.

That's the difference

between me and y'all.

-What's the difference?

-[chuckles]

Y'all got some limitations.

-You don't know sh*t, man.

-[Breylon] "Limitations"?

I'm for everybody,

and everybody for me.

Damn, that's Zae Oakley.

He got money,

he's tall, and he's...

In a relationship.

I don't think

he's the right fit. [chuckles]

Girl, please.

Lube will help with that.

Girl!

[Renee] What?

He could slide right in.

-He's with his girlfriend.

-Mm. Eh, she'll be aight.

[Gia] Show some respect.

-What'd you see?

-It's the who see me.

[group laughs]

That's my boy.

Yo, yo, yo. In this green dress.

Damn, wait,

that's shorty from the bar?

-Man, sheesh!

-Damn, she nice!

[Darnell] What?

Nice ain't the word. Yeah!

The f*ck.

She messed her blessing.

She shoulda chose me.

-[laughs]

-[laughs]

[sultry hip-hop music playing]

She boil and groan

On a fast break

Yo, excuse me, excuse me.

Watch out, watch out,

watch out, watch out, watch out.

[Cory] Bro, god damn, man.

Yo, yo, yo, yo. Man, excuse me.

Oh, oh, excuse me,

excuse me, excuse me.

g*dd*mn, man. Hey!

Hey, you hear me

calling you, girl!

Damn, you fast, girl.

You must run track.

Man, why you playing

hard to get?

You almost missed your blessing.

n*gga, ain't nobody playing.

Now, why a Black man

gotta be a n*gga, queen?

Kiss my fat a*s, king.

-Come on, move.

-Say less.

-[server] I love your outfit.

-[Gia] Oh, my God.

Thank you so much.

I got her from Valentina's.

-[server] Seriously?

-Yes, oh, my gosh.

She's having a sale right now.

You should totally check it out.

-Thank you.

-Of course.

-Have a good one.

-No worries.

Hey.

Got me a little drink.

Thank you.

[Breylon] I like the message

behind this one.

Huh?

I said, "I like the message

behind this one."

-Oh, the shirt?

-Yeah.

Yes, the future of art is Black,

don't you think?

Absolutely.

So is the past and the present.

They don't want us

to know that though.

-[chuckles]

-[chuckles]

Glad to see a man that is aware

of his Black history.

-I'm Breylon.

-Gia.

-Breylon!

-Hey.

Yo. What's good, bro?

[Breylon] Hey!

What's up, my boy?

How you been?

-How you doing?

-You all right?

What's up?

"The future of art is Black."

-[Gia] Popular shirt.

-Who do we have here?

-This is Gia.

-Gia Thompson.

Nice to meet you, Gia Thompson.

[Gia] Very nice

to meet you as well.

[Zae] Oh, and this is

my beautiful girl, Nova.

[Gia] Hi, how are you?

Oh, my God,

I love your red dress.

You are so pretty.

You know what?

You should really look

into modeling.

Oh, she about to conquer

all that, even acting.

[Gia] That's dope.

I'm sure she'll make

a great actress.

And I write for TV,

so be sure to catch up with me

before you leave.

Well, nice to meet everyone.

-You too.

-Nice meeting you.

-[patron] Oh, my bad, girl.

-[sultry hip-hop music playing]

-sh*t going to get loose

-Yeah

But we got the juice

And excuses to main

We can make most

And deduce certain things

Got up and work

Like it's the thing

-I wanna be loose, yeah

-All right.

-All right.

-And to do certain things

Get up and work

Like it's the thing

Like good God

[Zae] What the f*ck was that?

I ain't waiting

For tomorrow to last

I ain't waiting

For tomorrow to last

[Breylon] Yo, swing the ball!

Swing it!

[sighs] It's wide open

in the corner.

That's crazy.

-[cell phone buzzes]

-[somber music playing]

[commentator

speaking indistinctly on TV]

[cell phone chiming]

[sultry hip-hop music playing]

-Uh, yeah, yeah

-Yeah

Baby, baby

Tell me what's up

I see you standing by

[Cory] Whoo! That's a hell

of a head, brother.

[group chuckles]

Scared money

don't make no money.

-[chuckles]

-You sound crazy as two fools.

-You bluffing.

-[Darnell] Am I?

-Ooh-hoo.

-Try me. I dare you.

What you gonna do, Cory?

I'll fold.

-[laughs]

-[laughs]

What you laughing at?

'Cause I'm all in. [chuckles]

Unlike your uncle Reggie

who been living with his friend

-for the past 40 years...

-[both chuckle]

-...I'm straight, my boy.

-Mm! [chuckles]

-[Cory] Yes, talk to 'em.

-That's impressive.

I just took a dump

in Cory's bathroom downstairs,

and I didn't flush.

-Straight, m*therf*cker!

-Whoo!

-Straight flush! [laughs]

-[Darnell laughs]

[Cory] Mm!

But I clogged the toilet,

for real.

I didn't flush.

-[hesitates] I didn't flush.

-[wheezes, laughs]

I'm gonna kick your a*s.

And you'd better hope

Michelle don't see it,

'cause if she do, she gonna

kick your a*s too, man.

What is you doing?

Man, it-- I tried.

I prayed. It didn't do nothing.

Man, do you know

Zae is single again?

Why the hell will we care?

And why would you

even know that?

[Darnell] He put it

on his IG Story the other day.

He said back to the streets.

Now, you know what that mean.

Mm, you think it got something

to do with, uh,

with you smashing his girl?

[scoffs] I started following Gia

on IG the other day.

-Think I'mma ask her out.

-Mm.

"Mm," what?

[chuckles] But did you, uh,

at least like some pics?

Uh...

Standard three.

Well, you did your part,

you dropped the bait.

-You hit her with a follow.

-[Cory laughs]

[Darnell] Liked some pics?

Now, if you send a DM,

you doing way too much.

Unfortunately, I... I agree.

I disagree.

Idris is the new Denzel.

My bridge will fall

for Mr. London on sight.

[laughs]

-[instructor] Breathe, inhale.

-Y'all think I'm getting fat?

Girl, the only thing fat

about you is your mouth.

-[laughs]

-And Lady Pearl.

"Lady Pearl"? Ew! You named it?

Girl, every woman names

their goddess.

Mm-mm.

And mines happen

to be Lady Pearl.

-Black Widow.

-Ooh, b*tch, I like that.

-You feel that? [hisses]

-[hisses, chuckles]

-Y'all hoes are crazy.

-[cell phone buzzes]

Inhale. [inhales]

He just DM me.

-Who?

-Breylon.

Open it, b*tch.

-He wants to link soon.

-Oh! Mm!

What are you doing?

Huh.

What are your intentions?

Why are you here?

Are you asking her to dinner,

or taking her to a club?

Man, eff her.

-Renee!

-Girl, eff him. You the catch.

Know your worth,

and then add text.

Now, what happens

if he doesn't respond back?

'Cause I sure as hell wouldn't.

I mean, it just sound like

he tryna take her out to dinner,

-not the clubs.

-So?

[cell phone buzzes]

"I'm here

until I'm not welcomed."

Oh, that's cute.

-That's smooth.

-Yeah! That's what I do.

That was player, aight?

I ain't gonna lie.

-[cell phone chimes]

-Oh! Oh.

-[Breylon] I'm tryna teach you.

-I ain't gonna lie.

-[Breylon] I'm trying.

-[laughs]

But listen,

you gotta let them think

they got the power.

That's really

what they want right there.

They love to be in control.

-Men love to be in control.

-[instructor] To your left.

[Renee] See, that emoji

got him thinking,

"Access granted."

[instructor]

Arms over to your right.

I know men like Breylon.

-[grunts] Especially Breylon.

-[cell phone buzzes]

-"When are you free?"

-Uh-uh, don't be so available.

Don't be so un-available

either though.

[clicks tongue]

Man, tell his a*s next month.

-"Next month"?

-"Next month"?

[Darnell] What if she say,

"Next month"?

You know, some women

like to play hard-to-get.

-She seemed like that type.

-[chuckles]

[cell phone chimes]

She said,

"Let's meet Thursday for lunch."

-Ooh!

-[snickers]

-[chuckles]

-sn*per.

I like it, my boy.

Wait, hold on. Hold up.

I thought Zae hooked you up

with a house

-along with his realtor.

-sh*t! That is that day.

I can't reschedule.

His realtor's A-list.

She stay booked and busy.

[Gia] Oh, no, y'all.

He might be busy.

You know,

he is a former NBA player.

-[sighs]

-[cell phone buzzes]

He just sent his address, y'all.

-Ooh, that's a date.

-[slow somber R&B playing]

-It is a date.

-[chuckles]

-[instructor] Namaste.

-I might need a extra stretch.

Um, Mr. Yoga Instructor,

I got a question.

Leave it.

I'm going on somewhere.

[Renee] Well, okay then.

[group chuckles]

I should keep quiet

'Cause mens don't like that

Love can get pricey

And mens can't buy that

-No

-[switch clicking]

-[ominous music playing]

-[excited chatter, echoes]

-[wife] Welcome home.

-[alarm ringing]

-[grunts]

-[somber music playing]

[sighs]

[exhales heavily]

-[Skylar] Mr. McNeil.

-[Breylon] Mrs. Townsend.

-[Skylar] How are you?

-[Breylon] How are you?

[Skylar] Okay, so are you ready

to see your future?

-[Breylon] Ah, my future?

-[Skylar] Yes, yes. Come on!

[birds chirping]

Honestly, you are going

to love this kitchen.

So, unlike most kitchens,

a contemporary style

has flat panel doors.

See, the center

of the door is flat.

It's not raised,

giving a clean, elegant look.

The appliances are all built

into the cabinets

to ensure

it doesn't look detached

from the kitchen,

This is very sleek... and clean.

-Yeah, it's polished.

-[doorbell ringing]

But believe it or not,

it's very low maintenance.

-Gimme a second.

-Take your time.

[footsteps receding]

[Skylar] Right this way.

Someone has come

looking for you.

[romantic R&N music playing]

-Hello.

-Hello.

Okay, I think now might be

the perfect time

to take a look

at the master bedroom.

Bedroom.

[Skylar chuckles]

Right this way.

Traditional colonial

style windows

inviting in the natural light,

which will help

with the light bill.

Oh, I see that you found

our his and hers walk-in closet

to match the theme and aesthetic

of our his and her bathroom.

Mr. McNeil, I think

this home is perfect

for you and your wife.

-Um, it's like...

-We're not married.

-[cell phone ringing]

-[Skylar gasps]

I'm sorry,

I have to take this. Hello?

[Caller] Yeah, well, I got you

on the phone, I mean--

I'm sorry. What?

I'm with a client.

-[footsteps receding]

-[romantic R&B music continues]

So, you like the house?

It's not your address,

but... [chuckles]

-[Breylon] I'm working on that.

-I like that.

-[Breylon] You hungry?

-I can eat.

-[Breylon] This way.

-Thank you.

[chuckles]

Thanks for the DoorDash.

-What's so funny?

-Inside joke.

So, you do know you owe me

an actual first date?

Who said

this was a "first date"?

I'm just playing,

we just playing.

See? You play too much.

Nah, I couldn't reschedule

the showing.

And I couldn't tell you "no."

I wanted to see you.

But of course...

where would you like to go?

Um, somewhere

with great music...

-Mm-hmm.

-...great food, and great views.

Magic City it is.

-Man. [chuckles]

-[scoffs]

You said, "Great food,

great music, and great views."

-The wings be banging.

-They do.

I know the DJ personally.

-And the girls.

-"And the girls," what?

Need to cover up more.

Uh-huh, that's what

I thought. [chuckles]

-I love a man with a big heart.

-Oh, it's definitely big.

See, why you gotta be all nasty?

I'm talking about my heart.

-What are you talking about?

-[giggles] Yeah, whatever.

[cell phone ringing]

Hello?

[Skylar over phone]

Mr. McNeil, I am so sorry.

You know, this is so unlike me,

but I had to leave.

I had an emergency.

However, I take it

you guys like the house?

Uh, I like the house.

[Skylar over phone] Great,

I can send over an application.

Actually, Mr. McNeil

would like to look

-at something more traditional.

-[Skylar over phone] Mr. McNeil?

Uh, I would like something

more traditional.

[Skylar over phone]

Okay, traditional it is.

I'll have my assistant

email you some listings.

-Thank you.

-[cell phone beeps]

I enjoyed

our non-date, Mr. McNeil.

[chuckles]

-[somber R&B music playing]

-You're taking me higher

You're taking me higher

My temperature

Wanna get you in my world

[group laughs, cheers]

Look at thing here. Socks! Yeah.

I don't follow the trends.

I set 'em.

Cook that sock!

[Renee] All right, y'all,

just gonna go outside.

-Ava, where you at, girl?

-We outside.

[group cheers]

Gia, Gia.

Girl, get off a man's page.

[indistinct chatter]

[Cory] It's like

his third cut this week.

It's like his third time

being on Gia's page

-in a minute.

-Ooh. Gia, Gia.

-Busted.

-Ha!

Yeah, he ain't gonna

hit her up though.

-Nah, he ain't.

-[scoffs]

Uh, your brother jumped in here.

Uh, he say. "That's just Breylon

being Breylon."

-[giggles]

-Hmm. There you go.

-What up, boy?

-Oh!

He said,

"Why don't you just invite her

to the barbecue?"

[Breylon] Tell that man,

"I got this."

He got his own damn kids, man.

Yeah, we gonna...

we gonna sign out.

-Yeah.

-Why you always doing that?

-What do I press? The thing...?

-[Darnell] Man, just get off.

It's just one person, bro.

[mellow R&B music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

Your love feels like

I'm on the corner

Moving fast, I gotta change

Speeding up

And switching lanes

-Big bro.

-Yo.

How you doing, man?

This is a vibe.

[chuckles]

-Cold tomorrow, but it's a vibe.

-[laughs]

I wanted just to do something

for the friends and the family,

-you know?

-[Breylon] Yeah.

-Sunday kick back. [laughs]

-Ah, just like mama used to do.

[Cory] Yeah.

Daddy, Mommy's back

with the ice.

She said,

"Bring your black a*s."

No, she didn't, she said,

"Hurry your black a*s."

You watch your mouth, boy.

Don't play me.

What are you doing

to my niece and nephew, man?

-Harrison.

-[laughs]

Uncle Breylon,

do you still wanna play Uno?

Of course.

Take it easy on Jace though.

Don't worry, Uncle B,

I got her this time.

That's what I'm talking about.

[chuckles]

[children giggling]

You're a great father, bro.

I aspire to be just like you.

You broke all the stereotypes

we get as athletes.

Bro, you know, in order

to break the stereotypes,

gotta break the bad habits,

-right?

-Yeah.

See, back then I didn't.

That's how I got divorced.

[sighs] You know, man,

you gotta stop the, er...

All the solo trips

to Miami, right?

-The industry parties...

-[sighs]

-...the one night stands.

-I know, I know.

Your boys

hitting you up late, right?

I know, Cory, I know.

But I can't break

this weird feeling

I've been having

since I retired.

[Cory] Yeah, well,

sometimes God'll...

put you

in an uncomfortable situation

in order for you to grow.

That's why you keep having

those same damn dreams.

[sighs]

Look, it's time for you to stop

self-sabotaging, you know.

What you mean?

I mean, sh*t,

you done seen it all, man.

From different women

coming in and out of my life

to failed marriage,

so, yeah, man. [chuckles]

I wasn't the best example.

I mean,

I can honestly admit that.

-Kind of f*cked you up, man.

-[laughs] sh*t!

-Yeah, you did, you did.

-[laughs]

-[cell phone chimes, buzzes]

-f*ck. [chuckles]

She texted me with a...

-"Bring my black a*s."

-[Breylon laughs]

-I'll be right back.

-Imagine that.

I'll be right back.

Come get this grill.

You burn that damn meat too.

You just seem like--

You don't even understand.

-It's earned.

-You don't even understand.

What are you doing

with a toy truck and a damn box?

This fool doesn't--

He... he-- Uh.

I won checkers fair and square.

Tell him that.

-Against kids.

-[scoffs] Young kids.

-n*gga, those are my kids!

-[kid] Na-na-na-na-na.

[chuckles]

-What? You want some more?

-Look at him!

Oh, yeah, okay.

Watch out, I'll be back.

Did you see that?

Now, what is wrong

with your man?

-I don't know. I don't know.

-[Breylon chuckles]

-But what's up with you, man?

-Chilling.

-Gia show up?

-[chuckles]

I think

she around here somewhere.

Oh. Mm, mm.

Now, it's been what,

two weeks now?

Did you at least graduate

from the den?

-She gave me her number.

-Right.

I told her to pull up,

but she left me on scene.

Ugh.

-[Breylon] "Ugh"

-[laughs]

[laughs]

-Listen.

-Yeah?

I'm playing it cool though.

Yeah, but don't play it

too cool.

She might freeze you out.

I know you.

[Darnell exclaims]

Not in no g*dd*mn world,

this m*therf*cker.

Hey! He got my-- Hey, get-- Hey!

-[upbeat hip-hop music playing]

-Hey, feels so good

Uh, and I know

That you love it

Know you love it

It's the vibes

And the feel for me

Feels good to me

Feels good to me

-Your hue

-It's your hue

Somethin' stupid

Just cannot touch you

-Touch you

-I can't touch you, baby

The way you move

And gently make your move

[crowd laughing, cheering]

-Yeah!

-No! Hey! Cut him out!

-[Cory] Come on!

-[group clamoring, laughing]

[guest] That's what I do.

That's what I do.

-That's what I do.

-Mm.

There's a lot of fine-a*s

single fathers in here.

Please, you don't even

like kids.

-[scoffs]

-I like the kids on my show.

Yeah, because they're only yours

for four to five hours.

That should be

the parenting standard.

[chuckles]

-Girl.

-What?

You'll see him.

It's his brother's cookout.

-He'll be here.

-Mm-hmm.

I still don't get

why you so pressed?

It's been like two weeks

since he showed any interest.

Look, he's probably been busy.

Hell, so have I.

-[Cory] Okay.

-See, there you go.

Making excuses for him, Gia.

You did that same sh*t

with Lamar.

Why must you always bring up

the past, Renee?

Because history repeats itself.

Mm-hmm.

You know I don't plan on--

-Ooh!

-[gasps] Uh. Sorry, ma'am.

"Ma'am"?

Girl, he ma'am-ed you.

He ma'am-ed you.

-You think that sh*t funny?

-He think you old. [giggles]

That's exactly why I don't want

no kids now.

Girl.

Damn, now I gotta go get

another hot dog.

You're all right.

You don't even know

these people like that.

Whatever, they feeding,

and I'm not eating?

You had enough hot dogs.

[chuckles]

[Breylon] There she is!

Thanks for coming.

I didn't have anything else

better to do on this Sunday.

-[scoffs] Is that right?

-I didn't. Oh, where you been?

[scoffs] Would you believe

that I had to break up a fight?

This grown-a*s man

put a little boy in a headlock.

And then the little boy's dad

came over,

and put the grown-a*s man

in a headlock.

-[chuckles]

-[chuckles]

I'm not talking about that.

Although that is sad.

I'm talking about

where you've been

in the last few weeks.

[sighs]

You've been busy.

I understand. I get it.

Actually, I wasn't.

I caught myself playing it cool,

but I realized

that was a mistake.

-Hmm. Huge mistake.

-[sighs] You're right.

-[Gia] So, I Googled you.

-You Googled me.

Yes, I had to do my research.

-[Breylon chuckles]

-[chuckles]

I saw that you run a foundation.

Um, older brother and I.

We started the May Foundation

when we were both in the league.

You know, just a way

to give back to the kids

in the community.

Okay, Breylon,

I'm impressed. [chuckles]

Listen, it's the only way

change happens.

You gotta make an effort.

Our mother preached that

to us all the time as kids.

Her name is May.

Making an effort. Got it.

I'll meet your mother one day.

[Breylon chuckles]

Now that I'm retired,

I'm just trying to figure out

what's next, you know?

Well... [sighs]

...I'm sure whatever it is,

you'll dominate in that too.

And maybe,

if you play your cards right...

I'll be around

to help you figure it out.

Oh, if I play my car's right?

Yeah, sh*t, I mean,

you ghosted me for two weeks.

-[Breylon] I did not.

-Uh-huh, it's all good.

I'm used to people

walking outta my life.

-[chuckles]

-Never that.

-[laughs]

-[chuckles]

And speaking

of my goofy-a*s brother.

Ah, all right. Calling me goofy.

Gia, this is

my bighead-a*s brother, Brandon.

-B, this is Gia.

-Hi. It's very nice to meet you.

Gia, nice to meet you as well.

I heard a few things about you.

Hopefully, good things...?

Of course,

nothing but good things.

He's a good man right here.

Wet behind the ears

a little bit.

-Still learning but...

-[chuckles]

-...a good man, you know.

-[Breylon laughs]

[whispers]

Don't f*ck this one up.

[Breylon] Hey, aight,

aight, aight, aight.

[Gia chuckles]

So, what are you

getting into tonight?

-No plans.

-Ah, let's change that.

[groans] Let me help my brother

clean up...

and I'll send you the address.

-The real address this time?

-Yes, the real address.

-Uh-huh. [chuckles]

-[Breylon] And don't worry...

I'll take care of everything.

All right.

[romantic R&B music playing]

[doorbell buzzing]

-[Breylon] Wow, you look nice.

-Thank you.

This is nice and clean

for a man.

Which is why

I'm trying to understand

why you still have

your shoes on.

Oh, oh, okay, I see the vibe

you got going on up in here.

-They was coming off.

-My... my mama taught me well.

-[Gia] Mm-hmm.

-[chuckles]

Where's the restroom?

Uh, it's back here

in the corner.

Thank you.

[exhales, sniffs]

Would you like a drink?

Sure, I'll have

whatever you're having.

-Be careful what you ask for.

-Yeah, okay. [chuckles]

[door opening]

-[mellow R&B music playing]

-Hey, girl

I'mma throw all this--

-[somber R&B music playing]

-Girl, give me a second

-Sure girl

-'Cause that's what I need--

-[slow R&B music playing]

-'Cause it's been too long

Since you've got a chance

-Just to find romance

-Romance

You could sing a song

-Or write one all night long

-[grunts]

You could find a new friend

But you know how that ends

You know

The rhythm of the day

-Might wear you down

-Wear you down

Your lows, they're never gonna

Take you down, down, down

-'Cause life's so...

-I hope you washed your hands.

Man, shut up.

You never know.

People dirty these days.

Yeah, I already know.

Mm, okay, I see

that little DVD collection.

I love streaming services,

but ain't nothing better

than having an actual DVD.

Oh, now, what you know

about this? The Wood?

The way I see it,

we should play

this game for life.

-What game?

-Macking, hanging.

[chuckles] Oh.

[both] Macking, hanging.

Ah!

[both] Macking, hanging.

[Gia laughs]

It's the best move ever made

right there.

Yeah, I guess when you're right,

you're right.

You said it, not me.

So, I guess

we gotta watch it now.

Excuse me.

I made reservations

at... Calvin's.

That's sweet.

You know the Grand would've been

totally fine, right?

-Now, what you know about that?

-What? Everything.

[scoffs] Buffalo chicken rolls.

See, now that's

the best meal ever. [chuckles]

-You got some popcorn?

-I actually do.

[Gia] Okay. Well, I'mma get

the movie started.

[Stacey On TV] If you can't keep

your m*therf*cking hands--

Ooh, this my favorite part here.

[both laugh]

"You think my sister a h*

or something?

You think she a toy?"

"No, no, I think she's purdy."

-[chuckles]

-[laughs]

Ooh! That's my favorite

right here. [chuckles]

-[romantic R&B music playing]

-Ah

Whoa

You wake up, sun up

Almond milk in your coffee

I'm laid up on the sofa

With a guitar...

-Uh-uh, uh-uh. No, no!

-[squeals] I got it, I got it!

-[laughs]

-No, get outta here. Hey.

Ah, she gonna poke

my eye out. [chuckles]

Brown skin, mama

The morning's sweet

When you're by me

Fill up my cup

Ask me how I like it, baby

My love, you already know

I take it black like you

I take it black like you

Little sugar

I take it black

Ah, love me in the morning

Baby, ooh

Uh, will you love me

In the morning time

Bare skin, no makeup

You rule my world

In silk 'jammas

Closed in, guarded

You came to me with caution

But when you're done

With being strong...

-[Gia] I got it, I got it.

-It don't look like it.

-I got it.

-Make sure you got it.

-Just move back--

-[Breylon groans] What?

-I'm sorry. [groans]

-Why would you do that?

-I'm sorry.

-Why would you do that?

So, fill up my cup

Ask me how I like it, baby

My love, you already know

I take it black like you

-[Breylon] Now, take it slow.

-[Gia] Okay.

[Breylon] Hold on.

Take your time.

-Take your time.

-[Gia] I am. I--

[Breylon] Take each step,

step, step, step.

-There you go. There you go.

-[Gia mutters]

There you go.

-[Gia] I don't like surprises.

-[Breylon] Right there.

-Hold on a second now. Hold on.

-Okay.

And open.

What do you think?

It's nice?

Where are we? [chuckles]

This is-- Oh, my God!

-[laughs]

-[Gia] You bought a house!

-[laughs]

-[laughs]

How are the ways

this old house'll look?

Ah, a little bit like ours.

I like ours.

That's cute. I like that.

-[laughs, kisses]

-[laughs, kisses]

We can make some new life

With our love

And make them black like you

Baby, let's make them black

Like you

-So, tell me about young Gia.

-[chuckles]

You are big time now,

but I'm sure

you was hell growing up.

-[somber piano music playing]

-[chuckles] Well...

for starters, my father left

when I was younger.

Well, I guess being

a husband and a father

was too hard for him.

And one day he just up and left.

It tore us up. [sighs]

Especially my mother.

I remember her working

multiple jobs

and just feeling so alone.

Like, a lot...

when I was younger.

His leaving didn't affect me

until I got older.

Trusting men was...

and is, something

that's very hard for me to do.

It's sad but...

I have a deep down expectation

that they would disappoint me

and leave.

-[music concludes]

-[sighs deeply]

[clears throat] So...

what about young Breylon?

What was your childhood like?

I mean... [chuckles] ...I know

the stories are insane.

-[chuckles]

-[Breylon] Where do I start?

-[somber piano music playing]

-Well, my mother is my heart.

She did any

and everything she could

to make sure we were good.

Father wasn't around.

Brandon was the father figure

in my house.

Taught me a lot of things

about life, relationships.

But he always had

his own crazy sh*t going on.

Which is probably

why I'm a little jaded

with relationships.

It just always seemed easy

to play the field, you know.

Easier to play the field?

Hmm.

That's very vague and not true.

Explain that to me.

[music concludes]

All right, come on,

come on with it.

-[Breylon] Light.

-What?

[Breylon laughs] Boo, I

know you got green.

We gonna go green for you.

Yeah. [cheers]

Oh, yes, sir.

-[Renee] Come on.

-Uh-huh. Keep it going.

-[Renee] Everybody gotta go--

-[Darnell] Damn. Uno out.

-[Gia] What?

-[Breylon] Uno out?

Whoa. Hold on, hold on,

hold on, hold on, hold on.

No, no, no. Your a*s cheating.

-[Renee] Hell yeah.

-How?

Where you get that

other draw four from?

In my hand.

[Breylon] There's only four

draw-fours in a deck.

-Okay.

-I dropped two.

Renee dropped one.

-And I got the other one. Boom.

-[somber R&B music playing]

I guess we got

the limited edition.

-[crowd clamors]

-[indistinct chatter]

That's Cory's friend!

[Ava] It's like

we can't play Uno with him.

[Darnell] Calm down.

Y'all being sore losers.

-Let's run it back.

-[crowd] No!

-[Breylon] Run it back?

-Ain't running sh*t back.

-No!

-[Breylon] This mother--

You know what,

let's play something else.

-Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

-[Renee] You know what?

-I got one, all right?

-What you got?

It's called

date night card game.

So, we'll break up into couples.

Ava and Quentin,

Breylon and Gia,

-Cory and Michelle.

-What about us?

-n*gga, we hosting.

-[crowd laughs]

[Gia] Ah, don't do him

like that. He's placed.

-Y'all got the same outfit on.

-[indistinct chatter]

Don't do that.

Don't... Don't do that.

Anyway, I pull a card

from the deck

that will contain personal,

intimate, hard questions

that you have to answer

or pass, all right?

-Blue cards for the men.

-[Breylon barks]

Pink for the ladies.

So, we getting all up

in each other's business, huh?

Exactly.

Oh, and just a reminder.

Passing will get you an X.

Three strikes, you're out.

Last couple standing wins.

-We play to win.

-[chuckles]

-[indistinct chatter]

-...come on...

Cory, you up first.

Kissing your partner is...

A, sloppy like a wet fish.

-B, dry like some bricks.

-[groans]

Or C, soft like pillow.

Be smart.

[smacks lips] Uh...

[inhales sharply]

I'll say wet fish.

-I beg your pardon?

-Whoa, babe, babe, just hear--

[chuckles] Hear me out, aight.

Of course I love kissing you.

You know that, you're my baby.

But just sometimes, I might need

a napkin afterwards,

-that's all, that's all.

-[crowd laughs]

-[kisses] That's all.

-[kisses]

-That's all.

-Oh, this gonna be good.

-I like this game already.

-[laughs]

-[crowd laughs]

-[indistinct chatter]

[Renee] All right, y'all.

So, currently, Cory

and Michelle have two strikes,

-Breylon and Gia got one...

-[Breylon barks]

...and Ava and Quinton

in the lead with none.

-[crowd] Boo!

-[Ava] Come on.

What do you expect?

Look, honesty

is our only policy.

-That's right.

-Okay. There you go.

I ain't gonna lie.

Some of that jive

could've kept that in.

Him licking your neck

before sex.

Well, that just too personal

for me...

-[crowd laughs]

-[growls]

-[Michelle] Boy, stop Hating.

-All right, Gia, do you believe

in non-negotiables

in a relationship?

If so, does your partner fall

under these categories?

[sighs] Well...

-I don't tolerate disrespect.

-[Renee] Okay.

I love a man that can provide

emotional security.

[Michelle] Preach.

[Gia] Okay,

and I believe in communication

even when

the conversations get tough.

-[Michelle] Period.

-[Renee] That's it.

Okay, he has little

to no room for mistakes.

And I want my man

to be all about me.

I'm the catch. [chuckles]

-[Michelle] That's right.

-[Ava] Good one.

And like the saying goes,

"Happy wife, happy life."

[crowd cheer]

-Yeah, okay.

-[Darnell clears throat]

Yes, I thought

it was good myself.

No, no, no, uh--

No, I'm saying I agree.

"Happy wife, happy life."

-Mm-hmm.

-[Darnell] Man, f*ck that!

-[kisses]

-[kisses]

"Happy man, life will be grand."

-[women scoff]

-[men snicker]

-[indistinct chatter]

-[Breylon] Finally.

Somebody had to say it.

Somebody had to say it.

[Darnell] Your boy here

for a reason.

Don't trip, girl.

I'm still grooming him.

Hold on, hold on,

hold on. You what?

You...

You say you "grooming" me?

Why you tripping?

-Mm.

-Mm-mm.

Oop.

[Breylon] What the hell you mean

"grooming" me?

Oh, that's my cue.

Let me beat the traffic, man.

-Let's get up outta here.

-[indistinct chatter]

Try to beat this traffic.

Come on, man.

-You're ridiculous.

-[Darnell] My boy. Cory, hit me.

Yeah, man.

Gonna get on up outta here.

Good luck, bro.

Girl, handle that.

[Darnell] Hey Renee,

I'm gonna ride with you.

-I... I think you go my way.

-[Renee] No, I don't.

Hey...

let it go.

-Trust me, aight.

-[music continues]

I can never fall down

Come on, baby.

I'm sorry. Go ahead.

Come on, baby...

We just saw wherever we go

Riding on this for Giotto

So f*cking embarrassing.

While I'm working

On my ego, oh

[music concludes]

So, how long

you been grooming me, Gia?

I didn't mean it that way.

-You sure about that?

-Yes, I'm sure.

'Cause every single word

I heard you say,

it sounds like you did.

You want me be all about you,

you're "the catch".

"There's no room for mistakes"?

What the--? What is all that?

What does

that even f*cking mean?

If you're the catch,

then what the f*ck am I?

Breylon, look,

first of all, I was joking.

-[Breylon] "Joking?"

-Joking!

-[Breylon] Good joke.

-And yes, I am a catch, Breylon.

-And so are you!

-[Breylon scoffs]

Why are you getting so triggered

over all of this anyway?

And why can't a woman

just be confident?

Being confident ain't the same

as being the only f*cking person

in the room, Gia!

You know what, Breylon?

You've been drinking.

[Breylon scoffs]

I've been drinking?

-Yes, you've been drinking.

-I've been drinking, huh?

And I'm not about to argue

with you over a damn game.

Stupid sh*t.

For some reason, you still think

this is about a game?

[bottles clinking, thudding]

Well,

what's the problem then, huh?

You gonna leave me

like everybody else?

I don't have time

for a m*therf*cker

-with daddy issues.

-"Daddy issues"?

-Daddy issues!

-Really?

-[tense music playing]

-You insecure m*therf*cker.

[scoffs]

You want everybody else

to prance around your issues

and kiss your emotional a*s?

-"Emotional?"

-Yes!

-"Emotional?"

-Emotional!

-Wow.

-You about to take this too far.

It's a little too late for that.

What's wrong with you right now?

For some reason, I don't think

you'll f*cking understand.

You know what...

I'm just gonna get

my sh*t and go.

Because you're right,

I don't understand.

-And maybe I don't want to.

-[speaks indistinctly]

And that's the selfish sh*t

I'm talking about right there.

That's the selfish sh*t

I'm talking about!

You wanna go,

then f*cking go, Gia.

-[Gia] f*ck you, Breylon.

-f*cking go!

[door slamming]

f*ck!

[somber piano music playing]

[door clunking]

-[melancholic music playing]

-[Cory] Breylon?

Breylon?

Yo, Breylon?

[Darnell] Breylon!

-n*gga, wake up.

-[Cory] Come on, man.

Hey, come on,

you gonna be late as usual, man.

-For what?

-Wha--

You get the keys

to your new place. Come on.

[sniffs] Man,

get your funky a*s up, bro.

-[laughs]

-[Cory laughs]

[music continues]

[Skylar] Initial here.

Initial there.

B, man,

I ain't even going to lie.

This is nice! You can put

a stripper pole here.

-Everything!

-Oh, please don't.

[Cory chuckles] No,

uh, Mrs. Townsend,

you have to excuse him please.

-He was born a bit premature.

-[chuckles]

So was my ex-wife. [chuckles]

-And there.

-[camera shutter clicking]

So, that's it?

You, sir, are officially

a new homeowner.

-[crowd chuckles]

-Dog.

Yo.

-I hope you and Gia enjoy--

-[Darnell clears throat]

-[Cory] Mm-mm, mm-mm.

-[mouthing words]

[clears throat] Well, I will get

out of everyone's hair.

Congratulations again.

Be blessed. [chuckles]

[footsteps receding]

So, nobody gonna address

the elephant in the room?

-n*gga!

-[Darnell] I'm saying,

I was talking about

the realtor being a l*sbian.

But if y'all wanna talk

about Gia,

we could talk about that too.

Because you were thinking,

I saw your eyes.

-[glass clinking]

-[drink pouring]

So, uh, you still

haven't heard anything?

-[glass clinking]

-Nah, nothing.

It's been almost three weeks.

-I know.

-[drink pouring]

Well, look man,

this a celebration, right? Huh?

-Yeah.

-Right? Dope crib.

-To new beginnings.

-New beginnings.

[Darnell] New beginning.

I'll move in with you, bro.

-[Cory chokes]

-[director] And roll sound.

-[engineers] Rolling.

-[indistinct chatter]

[actress] All right,

I'll get this over to the judge.

Thank you.

[director] And cut on rehearsal.
Red light and bell.

-Thank you.

-[bell ringing]

-[director] Great job.

-All right, thank you.

Ooh! Girl,

we start filming next week!

-Yeah, I know. And I'm excited.

-[gasps] No

Uh-uh, uh-uh, you gotta come

a little better than that.

Why you being so stank?

Girl, let his a*s go

and move on.

Everybody is not like you,

Renee, okay?

-Well, y'all hoes ought to be.

-[groans]

You know this is the second time

that he ghost you, right?

Yeah, I know.

I'm about

to just call him, okay.

-No you not.

-Yes-- Girl!

-No, absolutely not.

-[Gia] Give me my phone.

-No. No. No.

-Give me the phone back.

Let me just call him real quick.

[Renee] No.

Girl, what is Zae Oakley doing

over here?

Oh, you didn't know?

He's getting

into film and television.

He's EP on a project now.

Finances cut short

and he cut the check.

Hmm.

Didn't nobody tell me about it.

-Girl, you just a writer.

-Hello, my queens.

-Hi.

-[Gia] Hi.

I'd like to introduce you

to NBA star Zae Oakley.

He's coming onto "The Fight"

as an executive producer.

Zae you probably already know

Renee Calhoun, our star,

and this is our brilliant

head writer, Gia Th--

Thompson.

Yeah, we met a few weeks ago.

"Future of art is Black."

That's right. [chuckles]

Well, I will let you two

get better acquainted.

Um, Renee, can I talk

to you for a second about, um--

[Renee] Sure.

Tom Cruise is interested

in a project.

He's not, that's a lie,

I'm sorry.

-That's a dope script.

-[indistinct chatter]

Thank you.

I'd love to talk

about it more... over dinner?

Like I mean

[slow sultry R&B music playing]

Why are all of them

Just a disappointment lately

Everyone the sh*t

They been doing with these...

See you soon.

Come and get me,

Come and save me

I'm so tired, I'm so tired

Giving love

Where it ain't desired

Every time I have in mind

I thought he was the one

It backfired

What I want, what I need

Is a man who can rescue me

Come save me

From his tower, baby, I plead

'Cause I fear

There'll be nobody

To come for me

I'm looking

For a fairytale type of love

I'm looking for

A heaven-sent type of trust

I'm looking for

My knight in shining armor

For braving all the drama

-I'm looking for a...

-Ooh

Fairy tale type of love

-I'm looking for a...

-Ooh

Fairy tale type of love

Growing up, it was hard

Made up fairytales

Played a part

Time again I see

That there was no one to come

And rescue me

Some day I pray

Your switch is up

Can be counting on me

Loyalty, that's all I need

Someone who can hold

A job for me

Show me a whole new world

So, tell me you feel me

No, really

Who doesn't wanna love

-Doesn't want love

-Someone to build with

Somebody

You can really trust

And I know

Every fairytale has it's end

And I just can't wait

For mine to begin

-[music concludes]

-[Zae] God, you look beautiful.

-Thanks.

-[mellow jazz music playing]

-[glasses clinking]

-[drink pouring]

What's all of this for?

[chuckles softly]

You're not about to propose,

are you? [chuckles]

God, no.

Okay, you had me

a little nervous there.

So, what's the occasion?

I'm, uh, staying with Chicago.

-Ooh. [sighs]

-[glasses clink]

Yeah, both teams came

to the table,

and we made an agreement that

Atlanta just couldn't match.

-Congratulations.

-[chuckles]

I'm really, really happy

for you, Zae.

What?

[chuckles]

What are you thinking about?

I'm thinking...

you coming with me.

[clears throat, chuckles]

I'm so sorry, I have to go

to the restroom. [chuckles]

-sh*t... [laughs]

-[laughs]

So, Chelle, five years married

to this knucklehead?

-Uh. [laughs]

-Mm.

Mm-mm, y-- y--

you say what now?

Look, hey, hey, okay.

He's my knucklehead.

-Mm. [kisses]

-Mm, kiss. [kisses]

But she was right, baby.

You were a knucklehead

when we first met.

Hell, our first two years

of marriage, come on.

-[chuckles]

-Girl. [chuckles]

But I was patient.

I didn't give up.

And I did everything

that I could

to make sure that he grew

and he did the same for me.

And look at us,

celebrating five years together.

-[giggles, kisses]

-[kisses]

To not giving up.

-[crowd] To not giving up.

-[Cory] sh*t.

So, Breylon, did you know

that Sharae didn't also give up

in the 100 and the 400

at her school?

She was the All States Champ.

[chuckles]

So, Sharae's fast.

[laughs] Oh, and he's funny.

And I get the joke.

And no, I'm not fast

in that sense.

But I am fast in a sense

that I'll leave your a*s

in the dust if you're stuck

on the track.

[Michelle laughs]

Speaking of track...

-Okay, damn.

-[chuckles]

Did you know she just became

the new head coach at Spelman

for track and field?

And she's single too.

-[chokes]

-b*tch.

Where is this waiter?

Yo, you wanna... you wanna get

the drinks at the bar?

Come on, bring your a*s.

-[Sharae] Girl...

-[Breylon sighs deeply]

...you out here

making me look desperate.

-You need a man.

-I don't need that man!

[Breylon sighs]

So, this is why I'm here?

Am I seeing this right?

What?

No. Oh, no, no, no, no, bro.

Listen, I had no idea, okay.

Although, it's not a bad idea.

What's not a bad idea?

I mean it might be time

for you to move on.

[scoffs]

Yeah, man, because you've been

in and out of it

these past few weeks

ever since you and Gia broke up.

-You know that, right?

-[ominous music playing]

No, no, no, no.

We ain't doing that tonight.

-[Breylon] Nah.

-Nope, nope, nope, nope.

Hey, hey, hey. Stay here.

Stay here. Listen. No, no.

-I just wanna talk to her.

-[Cory] Chill. Hey!

Chill. It's my anniversary,

you understand?

-[Breylon] You're right.

-Let it go.

-Shots. Come on.

-[indistinct chatter continues]

[Zae] Wh-- What's wrong?

[sighs] Let's get

outta here, okay?

All right.

Hey, hey, man.

So, you good? You good?

I think we should go

somewhere after this, right?

-Yeah.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[tense music playing]

[Cory] Mm-mm, mm-mm.

Mm-mm, mm-mm.

-[tense music abruptly stops]

-[Sharae laughs]

-[Cory] What is you doing?

-Childish!

[Cory] What is you doing?

[Sharae] What are we doing

afterwards?

-[Cory] A lot.

-[Sharae chuckles]

[tense music playing]

[Sharae] Who was that?

[Darnell] Man, that's messed up.

She dating your boy now?

[Breylon] He ain't my boy.

And they ain't dating.

How do you know?

[Breylon] He executive producer

on the show she writes on.

And don't ask me

how I know that one either.

You been stalking her Instagram?

-Shut up.

-[Cory chuckles]

Look, man, regardless

of how he found out,

he knows they aren't dating.

Which means you still have

a chance to win her back.

-Man, to hell with that!

-Yeah, the hell with that.

That's cap.

[scoffs] Man, you been giving

bad advice lately.

-[phone alert dings]

-[Darnell] You tripping, man.

You give bad advice.

Why did I just get an email

from GSU about a coaching job?

That's dope.

[Cory] Yeah,

that's what's up, man.

What'd you do?

I just might have sent

a panicked email

in the middle of the night, man.

Look, I was just trying to get

your mind off Gia. That's it.

Get my mind.

Hey, man, he not wrong

for doing it.

It's time for you to focus back

on your basketball career,

'cause your relationship

is dead. It's over with.

Like you gotta just be honest

at this point.

-What? I'm just saying.

-[sighs] Nah, you right, man.

[doorbell ringing]

Hold up. That's for me.

That's for me.

-[Breylon] Yo.

-Y'all sit tight real quick.

Hey, who the hell you have

in my house, man?

[Darnell] Wait a minute, man.

Don't y'all move.

[Breylon] Man, who the...

who the--

who do you have

in my house, man?

It's a surprise for you, man.

Just be patient.

It's something to get

your mind off of Gia.

You know about this?

[Cory] No, I don't know

nothing about this.

[Darnell] Yes, sir,

right on time. Look at you.

I don't know what's going on.

You know he a big-a*s kid

so ain't no telling.

[Darnell]

Where do I sign, brother?

[Breylon] Yeah, you know.

You know about this, don't you?

-[Cory] No, I swear I don't.

-[Breylon] You knew about this.

No, but we... we should see

what he's doing.

-[mellow R&B music playing]

-We should just see.

[Darnell] Fellas, fellas,

I want to introduce y'all

to the three amigas.

We got Tory.

Know how to treat a lady

[Darnell] We got Lisa.

Never call myself your lady

[Darnell] And last

but not least, we got Marie.

My, my, my, my.

Darnell, what the hell

are you doing, man?

[Cory] Yeah, man, for real.

What are you doing?

Yeah, for real?

Y'all don't like this?

I don't like it.

...Money, money, money

You can't be serious right now.

So, y'all, ladies show 'em,

show 'em, show 'em.

You know that I want it

Want it, want it

Ooh, y'all don't like this?

Yo, you can't be serious

right now.

You can't. I'm out, bro.

I'm out, man.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

[sighs]

Look, I guess it's just

you three and the dirty D.

Y'all go ahead and sit

on that couch.

I'm gonna set this up.

I don't need them. Come on.

Yeah, get me cussing

And coming lately

[Cory] B? Yo B,

where you at? [snickers]

Darnell wild as hell for that.

I don't know what that man

be thinking sometimes but...

-[scoffs]

-[somber music playing]

What is it, C?

What is it

that make people think

that is what I want

with my life?

Listen, man.

Look... [snickers] ...I know

things are rough right now,

-but things will--

-Will what?

Will what, Cory? Get better.

You got

all the answers, don't you?

No, no, I was just up here

to check on you.

But if you want to talk real

then let's talk real

for a minute.

The only person you need

to be mad at is yourself.

Yes, it ain't those

random-a*s women

that you choose to deal with.

It ain't no Gia, and it

for damn sure ain't Darnell.

You got some sh*t deep down

that you, Breylon,

and Breylon alone,

needs to figure out.

C... I feel lost, man.

Then talk to him about it.

'Cause he's the only one

who has the real answers.

[commentator] Welcome back

to the game, folks.

And we're done

to the final quarter of this...

-[knocking on door]

-[crowd cheers on TV]

[commentator] ...has been led

by their superstar guard Howard,

who's been averaging 25 points

for a game this season.

He's already got

20 points tonight

and he's not showing any signs

of slowing down.

[commentary continues faintly]

-Nah, I'm good, bro.

-Cory already called.

I'm here. Come on. Come on.

[Breylon sighs]

-[ball thuds]

-[Brandon] What up?

Come on, drop the ball, man.

Come on, n*gga.

-I f*cked up, I know.

-[Brandon] Yeah.

-I know I f*cked up.

-[crickets chirping]

I don't even have the right

to feel the way I do but I do.

What you talking about?

And she got the nerve

to be at dinner with Zae?

He trying to get me back

for that Nova sh*t ain't he?

No, you already know

they're not together, right?

Ain't you already figured

that sh*t out?

Right, and he ain't

your boy, man.

You know what I mean?

No, I don't 'cause your a*s

ain't making no f*cking sense.

-It's your f*cking ego.

-My what?

It's your ego.

Your ego bruised. [chuckles]

Thought she was gonna come

running back to you

like all the others do

when you get in your feelings.

-That's bullshit.

-Bullshit? Ain't no bullshit.

That's bullshit.

That's bullshit.

Ain't no bullshit...

You in your f*ck' feelings.

That's bullshit.

[Brandon] n*gga,

that ain't sh*t, man.

-Give me the f*cking ball.

-This ain't 20 years ago either.

-[ominous music playing]

-[Brandon] Take the ball.

Face it, Gia ain't falling

for your mind tricks

or your emotionally

unstable games.

My God, you... you threw

a f*cking temper tantrum.

And instead

of properly communicating

to solve the problem,

you disappeared!

-I was trying to--

-[Brandon] No, dog!

You haven't

even hit her up since. Right?

-Don't push me, dog.

-[tense music playing]

And she ain't hit me either.

[Brandon] Oh look,

the f*ck, man.

Dog, where were we?

f*cking elementary?

Man up!

If you miss her,

reach out to her!

Your a*s gonna lose her!

If you haven't already.

So, what's next?

It's the fourth quarter...

down by one.

Twenty seconds left

on the clock.

What's the final play?

Give me this, boy. [scoffs]

[sniffles]

[somber piano music playing]

-[Breylon laughs] Hey.

-[son] Daddy? Daddy?

[Breylon] Hey,

I missed you two. [laughs]

-[children laugh]

-[Breylon] Your day was good?

-Y'all have a good day?

-[son] Yes, yeah.

-[daughter] Yeah.

-[Breylon] Yeah? Where's mommy?

[Gia] Welcome home, my love.

Hi, baby. Come, baby. [chuckles]

Hiya. Come on, baby.

-So, how was your day today?

-[Breylon] It was great.

How was yours?

[music concludes]

-[indistinct chatter]

-[horn honking in distance]

-[indistinct chatter]

-[phone ringing in distance]

Girl, do you know

why they invited us

all here today?

I don't know.

-Are you pregnant?

-b*tch?

-What?

-No.

I just had to ask.

That's what

I'm here for her. [sighs]

Thank you all for coming

on such short notice.

But I felt like I needed

to say this in person.

I have some good news

and I have some bad news.

Just give us the bad news first.

Zae Oakley has dropped out as

one of the executive producers

-on "The Fight."

-[employee] Oh, God.

But... that's okay because...

"The Fight" has been picked up

for ten episodes by Netflix.

-Oh, my God!

-[employees cheering]

Yes!

[all cheering, applauding]

We go into production

this summer,

and revised contracts

will be sent out

by the end of the week. And Gia.

Yes?

We want you to run

our writer's room.

-Congratulations.

-That's my girl! Yes!

-I will be in touch.

-Oh, my God.

-What did I tell you?

-[cheers] Yes!

-[Rick] Oh. Muah! So excited.

-It's so amazing.

Oh, my God, girl.

It's happening.

[sighs] I'mma have

to work on this

before we start filming though.

Girl, please. You are fine.

You look good.

You sure? Thanks, girl.

[Gia] You don't think

it has something to do with me

why Zae dropped out, do you?

Girl, who gives a damn?

We about to be on TV, Baby.

-[squeals]

-[squeals]

-Girl, Netflix.

-[Gia] Yes!

-Big name, big deal

-Big name, big deal

-Big Renee, big deal

-Big Renee, big deal

-[upbeat music playing]

-Excited. [exhales sharply]

What are you doing here?

-I'm here for you.

-[Gia sighs] Yeah.

After a whole month, huh?

And after a month,

I'm right here.

[Gia scoffs] This is bullshit.

Whoa, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What?

What could you possibly

have to say to me, Breylon?

These are for you.

-Good day, Breylon.

-Five minutes. Five minutes.

-Five minutes. Please.

-Two.

Two.

So, I got the job at GSU.

-Nice. Congratulations.

-[birds chirping]

-[sighs]

-[flowers clatter]

I'm sorry, Gia.

I f*cked up.

I f*cked up.

I let fear cloud my judgment.

And I got sc--

I just got scared.

I want a chance

to make it right.

Are you serious right now?

Yes, Gia, I love you.

Get up.

Get up. Get up. Get up!

Where is all

of this coming from, huh?

It's been a month.

You think

you could just pop back

into my life

after the way you acted?

And the f*cking audacity...

to try to propose.

That's

your f*cking ego again, Breylon!

You're right.

I didn't know how to communicate

what I was feeling.

I was triggered.

Things were moving fast.

I'm sorry.

You wanna say all of this now?

I never intended

to scare you off.

I didn't want you to be perfect.

I wanted you to be real.

I wanted you

to be who you are... [sobs]

...while allowing me

to be myself as well.

I wanted to be

that safe place for you.

I wanted you

to feel secure with me.

I know, Gia.

That's why I'm here.

And I finally see that.

All I want

is for you to be mine.

A month ago, I was ready

to move forward.

[melancholic music playing]

I'm just not there anymore.

Goodbye, Breylon.

[sniffles]

Did I miss my chance

Did I drop the ball

Did I miss my shot

Hearts weren't made to drop

Can't turn back the time

No more days

And nights with you

Play the game

I guess we're through

Now, all my playlist is just

Sad song after sad song

Phone call after phone call

Knowing that

It's all my fault...

-[doorbell ringing]

-[Ava] G-- G-- Gia, we are here.

[Renee] Gia T,

where you at, girl?

I gave y'all that key

for emergency uses only.

-[music concludes]

-[Renee] This is an emergency.

-We just got Netflix. [laughs]

-[Ava cheers]

-[actor on TV] Father and I...

-What's wrong with you?

-He was here.

-[somber music playing]

Who was here?

Breylon?

Girl, on one knee

with a ring in hand.

[gasps]

Okay, so why aren't we talking

about wedding dress options?

What did he do?

What did you say?

I said a lot of things,

but somehow I didn't say enough.

I... I just couldn't find

all the right words to say.

-I do.

-I do.

[sighs] No.

I'm sorry.

There's so many things

that I wish I could change

or just take back.

I mean, you did say

you were grooming him.

-[slaps]

-[actor on TV] I think of the...

Girl, go get your man back.

[Ava] Oh, my God.

Renee,

you're giving good advice?

Y'all really be listening to me?

Hell, I don't even listen

to myself half the time.

[sighs]

Look, Cory invited all of us

to Breylon's housewarming

and I think you should come.

Yeah, I'm sure

he'd be happy to see you.

-I don't think I have it in me.

-[hip-hop music playing]

Yeah, hey, yo

You way too wavy, baby

All that drip

And all that splash

I feel like

This can end magically

Actually you way too fine

You be valued to me

If you even try to leave...

[Darnell] Mm-hmm,

don't come in here babysitting.

I need a little bit more.

Mm-hmm. About right.

Add a little dab of that.

He worried about the guys

Telling good riddance

Like you feeling...

This guy in there too.

Yes, sir...

You way too wavy, baby

Filling your times...

Damn!

About to get somebody's

daughter pregnant tonight!

Maybe I could get

A little sip

Let me try to go

For this trip

-[music concludes]

-[R&B music playing]

Now, open your mind

Just wanna talk to your body

And I wanna hear it out loud

My man.

You already know what to do

[indistinct chatter]

My money's always clouded

Love

You know nothing about it

Say that I'm so conceited

Girl, you know

That you need me

n*gga like me

-Damn, girl. How you doing?

-Yo, where's Breylon?

-Where Breylon at?

-Oh, my God. Hey.

I know you know we know

I can't leave your mind

Top back '65 Mustang

Can't stop my shine

I know you know we know

I can't leave your mind

Top back '65 Mustang

Can't stop my shine

When I, when you're

When we are loving

-Bathroom's down the hall.

-[knocking on door]

I said the bathroom

is down the hall!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get your a*s up, boy.

What are you doing, bro?

Bro, you laying all

in the bed, depressed.

Bro, are you depressed?

You need me to take you

to the hospital?

Man, to hell with you.

I'm cool.

What y'all doing up here?

Dude, this is... this is

your house warming, right?

The house warming I told you

I didn't want.

Man, it's a Atlanta housewife

down there

and I think

she feeling your boy.

-That's cool. Just saying...

-Listen. Listen, bro.

I get you canceling sh*t

a week ago

considering, you know.

Man, you a single Black man.

People actually came up here

to support you.

-You acting real ungrateful.

-Indeed.

Thanks for the used air fryer.

Hey, man,

I had to make sure it worked.

-[laughs]

-And it works.

Listen man, my, uh,

my son painted this for you.

[ambient upbeat music playing]

Yeah, man, we gave him

another hobby and introduced him

to that instead of, you know.

Instead of letting

his kid swim in the shower.

-Shut up, okay.

-Just saying.

-That what they do.

-Just relax. It's okay.

Listen, the future

of art is Black.

Man, that sh*t ugly, ain't it?

You should have just bought him

a Shake Weight.

What...

what is you laughing at, man?

'Cause I haven't

even seen it yet.

[Darnell] I told you.

I told you.

Yeah, um,

Shake Weight sound better.

-Nah, man. It's dope.

-[Darnell] What?

It's dope.

Tell you boy I said "thanks."

I'm hanging it

where everyone can see it.

[scoffs]

[sighs sharply] So, D...

say one of them

Atlanta housewives downstairs?

You know it.

[laughs] Let's get it.

-Go ahead and tighten up.

-[cheers]

-Take that with you.

-[Breylon] Mm.

[Cory] Let's do it.

[Darnell] Now,

give me my cup back now.

-[laughs] Yeah, my boy is back!

-[Cory laughs]

I treat it like

it's my housewarming.

[Michelle] Baby!

Come on, it's our song.

-[Cory] I gotta see this.

-Oh.

Oh, Breylon,

my friend's looking for you.

[Darnell] Hey, I got a question.

Why you didn't set me up

with your friend?

That's because

my friend has a brain.

And eyes, D.

[laughs] I'm just playing.

-[laughs]

-[doorbell ringing]

D, get that for me.

Oh, my God.

-Man, what you doing here?

-Boy, move.

-Where can I put these?

-It depends.

-What did you even get him?

-What's your a*s get him?

Mm, I bet it was something basic

like a air fryer.

-You know what, Renee? f*ck you.

-f*ck you.

[Breylon] Ladies,

ladies, y'all showed up.

-How you doing?

-Hello. Hey.

[Breylon] How you doing?

[Renee] All right.

So high

I been wasting my time

She ain't coming.

[sighs] Y'all want

something to drink?

Darnell made some punch.

It's fire.

Hard pass.

I'll take some water though.

sh*t, I'll take some.

Where it's that?

Bet, I'mma get you all that.

[footsteps receding]

[upbeat dance music playing]

I'm sitting in an empty seat

Stranger in A and I'm in D

[guests cheering]

Enough. You hear me, right?

You hear me, right?

Come on now.

-Get on, man. [chuckles]

-Love you, man. [laughs]

Hey you gotta get

outta here, man.

What's wrong with you?

I'll take you by the fire

You

[music slows and distorts]

I'm here in the morning

Oh, oh, oh

-[pensive music playing]

-[car engine roaring]

[somber music playing]

[car lock beeping]

-[Breylon laughs]

-[son] Daddy, Daddy.

-[daughter] Daddy.

-Hey, I missed you two.

[all laugh]

[Breylon] Your day was good?

Did you have a good day?

-[daughter] Yes.

-[Breylon] Yeah? Where's Mommy?

[son] She's there.

-[daughter] Mommy.

-[son] Right there.

-[Breylon] Right there?

-[daughter] Yeah.

[Breylon] Where's Mommy?

[sighs, chuckles]

[Gia] So,

how was your day today?

[Breylon] It was great.

How was your day?

[somber music playing]

[doorbell ringing]

[sniffs, groans]

-[switch clicking]

-[Breylon sighs]

[Breylon] It's always you,

ain't it?

-Man, I left my phone.

-[Breylon] Yeah, I bet you did.

[scoffs]

-Yeah.

-[Quentin] Okay, hero.

Hey, that party was lit.

[Breylon] Yeah, I know.

Next time--

-[gentle romantic music playing]

-[Gia] Hey.

Hey.

-Can I come in?

-[Breylon] Of course. Please.

You look nice.

Thanks.

This is... [chuckles]

...nice and clean, for a man.

Which is why I'm wondering...

why do you still

have your shoes on?

Okay. Feel the vibe

you got going on in here.

They be coming off.

I like what you've done

with the place.

Still missing a few things.

Doesn't quite feel

like home just yet.

Missing a catch?

What kind of catch?

-A catch?

-[Breylon sighs]

I've been looking for "a catch"

for a long time now.

[romantic R&B music playing]

I'm just looking for

My knight in shining armor

For braving all my drama

Looking for a fairytale

[Gia] I'm sorry.

[chuckles] Oh, yeah. [giggles]

[Mike on TV] No, man,

I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.

[Stacey on TV] Didn't you say

my sister a h* or something?

[Mike on TV] No! No!

[Stacey on TV]

She ain't a f*cking toy.

[Mike on TV] No,

I think she purdy.

-Look at you.

-Look at you.

-[chuckles]

-[actors shouting on TV]

[Stacey on TV] Y'all want

some of me?

-[Mike on TV] Man, yeah.

-[Stacey on TV] What?

[Mike on TV] I-- I guess so.

[Darnell] They still watching

The Wood?

-[Stacey on TV] My...

-[Mike on TV] Okay.

-Yes.

-[suspenseful music playing]

-What?

-This is all your fault.

My fault?

You shoulda never walked up

to me in that damn bar.

Talking about you want me.

Y'all cook me dinner

at three o'clock in the morning

after we made love.

Trying to lay next to me

and gimme all your loving.

Talking about

you wanna make me your wife--

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Shut up.

And I know you ain't got

your nasty fingers on me.

-I can't stand your a*s.

-It was a gentle touch.

Mm-mm.

You gonna blow our cover.

Calm down.

In nine months,

our cover is gonna be blown.

Nine months. What's happening

in nine months? Shut up.

Remove yourself outta my way.

You know what?

Oh, yeah, I've been waiting

to show you this.

-Is that positive--?

-It say positive, fool.

Man, wake up!

And every time I call you

you better be giving somebody

a lineup.

Your barbershop now is 24/7.

Okay, you gonna be cutting hair

all day long.

Lighting them up,

shaping somebody up.

Your shop is 24/7 now

'cause I want me a PushKit.

And I want a Range Rover,

white preferably.

-[indistinct chatter on TV]

-You got rats?

-Huh?

-I thought I heard something.

-Nah, I don't hear nothing.

-Okay.

[minister] Ladies and gentlemen,

I present to you

-Mr. And Mrs. McNeil.

-[guests cheering, applauding]

[mellow R&B music playing]

Your love feels like

I'm on the corner

Moving fast, I gotta change

Speeding up

And switching lanes

And I'm doing bad I know

And I don't know where to go

Just want to be happy

[players shouting]

And life is for living

Something about you

Making me feel right now

Uh-huh, watch this,

watch this, watch this.

Oh, yeah? You wanna play dirty?

-You playing dirty?

-Come here. Come here...

Yeah, I called time out.

I called time out.

Objects in the mirror

Are closer than they appear

How did we get here

[crew laughing, cheering]

-[crowd laughing]

-[woman] What happened?

-Did something to the camera.

-[crowd laughing]

[indistinct chatter]

Can't even navigate it

I just want to be

How I feel inside

I just wanna go

Where love resides

-[laughs]

-What the f*ck is it?
We waiting for you

so you can go home.

I couldn't get it.

Almost passed you up

'Cause I've been looking

for love

Never even

Let this feeling...

Damn!

If I could get somebody to-- Oh.

When did he have a daughter?

There's something about you

-A regular musty-a*s h*.

-Wait, cool down!

What, you going

to the f*cking WNBA.

-I'm here.

-Go!

I can't stand your faces

How can I replace this

I've got blind spots

Objects in the mirror

[Breylon] Buffalo chicken rolls.

[chuckles] See,

now that's the realest--

[Breylon] Buffalo chicken rolls!

What? [laughs]

-[speaks indistinctly]

-[indistinct chatter]

-I wanted her to keep going.

-[director] I wasn't repeating.

Your love got

Your love got blind

Do do do

Love got blind spots

-This my favorite part. [laughs]

-[laughs] No, man.

"You think my sister

a h* or something?"

-"No man, I think she purdy."

-"You think she a toy?"

-[laughs]

-[laughs] We f*cked that up.

We did.

[all laugh]

I cannot resist

And I can't stand your faces

How can I replace this

[Darnell] Man, there's

a Atlanta Housewife down there.

And I think

she feeling your boy.

[laughs] I'm sorry. I can't...

Go back.

Love got blind spots

Spots, spots

Spots, spots, spots

-[Breylon] Hey! [laughs]

-[laughs]

I can see

You got blind spots

Aah

Okay, I want a new Range Rover.

I'm having

your little ugly baby.

-On my nerves.

-[crew member screams]

["Hue" playing]

She like my big beard

And my low cut

I love her hair in a bun

I wanna straight it up

I love it

When she walk in the room

She gonna light it up

You know that melanin

It don't be cracking

I love this black skin

The vibe's how we fly

Got it in my blood

I'm too blessed to be stressed

With the small stuff

I just spread love

It's the Brooklyn way

It's the Jersey way, uh

It's like LeBron with the ball

Issa Rae with the script

Goddam Uncle Charlie

Make me wanna sing

Yeah

This that heat

This that good-good

This that old head, two step

When I'm in the hood

Hey, make it feel so good

So good

Uh, and I know

That you love it

Know you love it

It's the vibes

And the feel for me

Feels good to me

Feels good to me

-Your hue

-Your hue

Somethin' stupid

Just cannot touch you

-Touch you

-They can't touch you, baby

The way you move

And gently make your move

Yeah, yeah, yeah

You bring the fun

You know you are the groove

My love

I wanna do everything, ah

Something about

The mood I'm in

When his razor lines up

That melanin

-He knows that it gets me

-Guilty

Sit me down

I'm a little too sassy

-Girl, sit down

-Taking nips in the Afropunk

And remembering the summers

With the rumble and shine

Got three brave cousins

Out there on the block

And this is Mama's best friend

He calls her up

It's understood

Doesn't need to be explained

Only gaming up

Since that big man

I'm not this crazy

Get caught in his gold chains

And sip Champagne

On the fire escape

-Hey, make me feel so good

-So good

Uh, and I know

That you love it

Know you love it

It's the vibes

And the feel for me

Feels good to me

Feels good to me

-Your hue

-Your hue

Such simple pleasures

Cannot touch you

-Touch you

-Can't touch you, baby

The way you move

And gently make your move

Yeah, yeah, yeah

You bring the fun

You know you are the groove

My love

I wanna do everything, ah

Getting up with you

Be something like kinetic

Girl

A love so good

You could call it

Cinematic, yeah

A rom-com

No suspense, no drama

I'mma have your back like

A jacket in the winter

Bring along a team

Like we're driving in Sprinter

-Your hue

-Your hue

Such simple pleasures

Cannot touch you

-Touch you

-They can't touch you, baby

The way you move

And gently make your move

Yeah, yeah, yeah

You bring the fun

You know you are the groove

My love

I wanna do everything

[somber music playing]

[music concludes]