01x04 - All Work and All Play

[bunniefuu]

did you ever wonder what happens after

the game ends sh**t I'm late for dinner

welcome to the other side

agent smashing back what you think

ransom just cuz you stole my map you get

to the ice monkey first honestly yes I

guess you're wrong yeah no I was right

I'm saying this of course because

technically I did get here fast

you're from Brooklyn ransom how's the

baby

great I'm not a crier like yours Burt

what do you got there well it's nothing

85 86 thousand Gerrits huh no now that

you're back to work full-time and Vince

um I guess you won't be helping out with

Billy and punching dolphins play again

the play of course I'm helping out with

the play what do you think I am a bad

mom safe ripping the kids are still

hunger or cold cereal send them over I

made enough huevos rancheros it's easy

for dark princess sure she's a ninja but

she works from home oh you don't have to

compare yourself to dark princess right

because starting today I'll be helping

with Billy's play why because that's

what moms do Pookie other moms not you I

love to do that stuff that's the stuff

that I love to do kids even if your mom

doesn't love to do that stuff that's the

stuff your mom loves to do what happened

to you I don't know last thing I

remember is staring into the bottom I

got old urn upstairs the mini-boss

I found on the bottom of the ocean floor

that's priceless

well man you might want to give it a

rinse no way so what happened that I

don't like your kitchen tell the

then she didn't mind wha

back in the day I had my own little

triumph that's right that's what I'm

talking about

dad burning tires it's like the worst

thing you can do for the environment

Alice my friend Zeke he's the best

mechanic I've got Zeke Tex xxx

you can call me Zeke okay I'll call you

big texter blip I mean Zeke text xxx

you want to help recycle these tires

have we met

big rubes don't like guys who Welch on

their gambling debts doesn't like

doesn't like does like what do I owe you

you have until Friday whoa

that's what I did last night hey how'd

you find me Google you know Billy the

one thing that we haven't practiced is

the kissing scene oh hey mom

what you doing here I told you I was

coming all right

why again I love you and I want to share

this experience with you

how sweet here's a bucket of sawdust

what's this for

you'll see mammoth it's time for your

thing

well hello folks I didn't notice I had

company

I should think that No Deal I want a

real job I'll do costumes you know so

can I so are you kidding you just see me

using one of those machines that people

use when they wanted so some fabric

things a few costumes will be no problem

how about 33 how about six

today's my day I can feel it it's Alice

who seems to like that Zeke

that's not nice

well

Alice get in the car so we'll catch up

ah

Alice we need to talk

I told you I don't want to talk to you

been all talk you have to trust me see

is it right for you

you trust me he's my soul mate I thought

you weren't going to tuck other guys he

listens and takes in stray puppies and

most of his stuff is stolen and he's

been to jail he spent a chain okay you

are definitely not going out with him it

was only juvie dad it was only juvie I

want to get someone in opening night

present do you think that person would

prefer a song or a fake diamond necklace

that says punching dolphin they're both

good sweetie anyway we're done we've

gotta get this back to doctor said Oh

mom you got 32 more to go

this must be a trap I'm saying this who

call speak house it all seems too easy

you're losing your touch smash and burn

ransomed ransom you come to my home

where my husband sleeps where my

children play what are you going to do

take in my trousers I'm saying this of

course because of the sewing machine on

your head anyway thanks for the

hospitality I mean have you seen my

slippers that's the mystery hey girls I

uh I got some bad news

yeah there's been a bit of a snafu with

a costume you called it just give me a

few more hours I'll get it done

this is a dress rehearsal and the kids

we're all depending on you but luckily I

wasn't still be did you know this is how

Donna Karen started I guess your works

done here try again next semester will

be doing Sonic and the Angry Inch why I

have to be so hey mom

me and Billy are gonna get some pizza

okay actually you're not going anywhere

with him

but don't worry we have amazingly

tasteless sesame snack crackers at home

you know are you forgot to make the

costumes how about you forget to come to

my Play

can you believe it

first I get guilted into being a good

mom and now Billy disowns me at least

dennis has a new boyfriend you know Zeke

down at the track womanizer idiot about

yay tall yeah I fixed him up with Alice

why I didn't mean to I was just bonding

with him over how much we objectify

women let me finish and then I

introduced him to our daughter let me

finish it was a mistake I'm finished be

careful what you tell Alice rip remember

what happened when my dad banned you

from seeing me what do kids want to do

the opposite of what parents want

because it's so much fun

and wrong very wrong hmm kids do do the

opposite dad I want to go out with Zeke

and if you trust me at all you'll let me

okay well I think that's a great idea

really sure he's a great guy as your

father I encourage you to go out with

him thank you daddy don't really feel

like going out with Zeke anymore now do

ya

I'll take good care of her boss real

good

why did I just get a fax from dr. zip

saying that handsome ransomed ransom is

on route to the top secret hideaway with

the monkey because he probably hears

well then you must explain this and

remember son don't worry dr. Zed I'll

get that monkey back a medium

this isn't over smashing bond I'm saying

this of course because although you are

flying in a helicopter I can put you on

my schedules run into you sometime in

the near future

doctor said we'll be touching down in

half an hour with could you hold a sec I

have another smashing burn here hey mom

oh hey Billy is everything okay

where are you the play starts in half an

hour but I thought you said you didn't

want me around just because I said I

want you here doesn't mean I don't want

you here

screw doctors ed I heard that hurts what

you doing just taking a few measurements

they prefer the smell of pine or oak and

think eternally oh I'm gonna get your

money either way just for coming down

here I get to order bugs off my own

coffin glad I could help

wait thank you know

I'll show you fast baby

wish I had my donut pillow

good idea

get back on we'll go again I'm just

gonna stay here I'll take you home

hi dad

can you come get me crap

what's the matter nothing's the matter

why would you think anything's the

matter

drinking alone in sake bar like

teardrops rust my throwing stars so much

let me tell your friend it's your sucks

my rabbi psycho zone Oh times up time

now that's an interesting thing you know

the Talmud says like I love you my

sister

really on India when you marry a ninja

he can scale wall the ceilings but it

can't share is feeling

halt the play has commenced

he has my ticket I'm saying this of

course because I have no ticket my

family goes one way but I Darby to go

with you

thanks so much Cheers

I think we square hey can I get a

receipt over here why I'm saying this of

course because I'm about to knock your

a*s falling over

I'm really sorry Billy for why for

everything for messing up the costumes

for ruining opening night for trying to

be the kind of mom I guess I'm not are

you kidding

she's Jessica glasburgh mom do that

how did you get here so fast well you

know when a father knows his daughter

needs them it responds it's visceral you

were following me weren't you

yeah good so why did you let me go out

with zinc anyway because I didn't want

you to so why'd you say that I could so

that you warden it's called contra

thought you mean reverse psychology

it's called contra thought you know what

you were saying about me trusting you

yeah it was it okay if we wait a little

longer before we do that

yeah I'm sorry I ruined your play you

didn't you made it better and I'm sorry

I left you out of the program you left

me out of the program you do little

heavy ninjas are we like yin and yang

imagine the three in space on our way to

second base

stupid