02x01 - No Dyin' Tryin' Today

[bunniefuu]

[man] Let's go. Good.

Little tension on it. Good.
Here we go, coming at you.

It's looking good now.

Yeah, that's it.

Yeah, perfect.

All right, good. Go down.

-Look at that.
-Wow.

-It's a helluva hole, fellas.
-Yeah, it is.

All right,
let's go get that drill.

We have approximately
ten minutes worth of oxygen.

Regulator's all set.

First in's the last out.
That's how it works.

And so I go in first,
Chad will be last
and first up.

He's got kids to raise.

[man] Carbon monoxide, H2S,
low oxygen.

If any of those items go off
we have to extract
ourselves immediately.

-Check communications.
-[man 2] Good.

[man 3] And away we go.

[man 1] Nice and easy now,
it's about an 80 foot drop.

Going down.

Maybe this will make
more sense if we start
at the beginning.

[narrator] Last season
on Mystery
at Blind Frog Ranch,

Texas wildcat Duane Ollinger
discovered a two mile long
cave system

deep under his property
in the Uintah basin,
a vast area in northeast Utah

notorious for its lore
and mystery.

UFOs, skin-walkers.

It's hard
to wrap your brain around
what's going on.

[narrator] Believing that
the cave may contain billions
of dollars in Aztec gold...

We're sitting
on something huge.

[narrator] Dwayne and his team
put it all on the line
to get inside the cavern.

[man] It goes down 20 feet.

[narrator] But the land
pushed back.

-[man 1] Everyone out.
-[man 2] Get out of here.

It's like it has
a mind of its own.

[narrator] And they were
swatted at every turn
by strange phenomenon.

Team six, no dive.

[narrator]
And bizarre discoveries.

[man] [bleep] look at that!

[narrator] Finally,
in an all-out effort
to breech the cavern,

Dwyane tunneled
into the mountain side...

[all cheering]

We're in.

[narrator] ...revealing a huge
flooded underground chamber.

And they found something
that no one expected.

A large man-made box.

What the hell's
that doing down there?

[narrator] Convinced that
it might contain Aztec gold,

they searched
for a more viable way in,

so that they could
remove the box from the cave.

But their efforts were haunted
by the onset of winter.

Freezing the operation
for nearly six months.

Now, the spring arrives.

Dwayne and his team are back.

And determined
to extract the box.

And solve the mystery
at Blind Frog Ranch.

[Duane] Ah, man.

Well, fellas,
glad to have you guys back.

Oh, it's been a long winter.

We had some great discoveries
last year.

And lot of good signs.

Huge signs. We could be
right on top of this treasure.

And well, you know,
hell, fellas,

even conservative estimate
could be in the billions.

So, yeah,
it's very good stuff.

But, um, Eric I know
you worked your a*s off
on the iridium deal,

so tell us what you got.

Well, I went ahead
and ran some of those samples
that we took

-at [indistinct]
-Okay.

We're looking at about


Price of iridium today
is about 5,600 bucks an ounce.

And so, we're sitting on about
$3.5 million right there.

It's there.
It's there for you.

That's really
good stuff, Eric.

Yeah, I mean,
it's money in the bank.

That's exactly how it is.
It's a safety net.

It's always gonna be there,
but we got this [bleep] box
and how knows what's in it.

I say we go back
and dive in again.

I think we have to.

It's sketchy
going in there. Yeah.

But I've watched that video
that Ryan took
over a 100 times.

There has to be something
valuable in there that
they're trying to protect.

Has to be.

I mean, you don't go through
the trouble of building that
whole structure under there

if they're not trying
to hide something valuable.

So, we gotta
get back in there.

Look, we're on the same page.

But before we go
into g*ns blazing,

I wanna see
if we can learn something
from the video of the box.

Yeah, so I'm on that.

Uh, I found an archeologist
in Salt Lake.

And she's basically
an Aztec expert.

She's coming in tomorrow
to watch the video.

So, here's the deal.

If she looks at it and says
that box is 50 years old

and there's no way the Aztecs
could've done that

then we gotta go to plan b.

And then we become
iridium miners.

-If we wanna go that route.
-Yeah.

But if she likes it,
and says it is
possibly Aztec...

then here's the thing, fellas.

There's not a man on earth
gonna stop us
from getting in there.

My dad doesn't want me
to go in g*ns blazing.

Which I can understand.

But another side of me
is like, "Let's suit up,

we have all the stuff here,
and let's see
what's in the box."

The whole iridium thing,
that's cool or whatever.

But I'm not here
to be some kind of miner.

That's not
what I'm signed up for.

I mean, we're here
to find the treasure
and that's why I'm here.

So, we have a lot riding on
this archeologist coming in.

It's kind of like
make or break.

I mean, if she says
it's not Aztec,
it's like, "Arg."

All right, fellas,
let's see what she has to say
and go from there.

[Eric] Sounds good.

Right up here is where it was.

-Right at this gate?
-Yeah.

That car was right here.
I see the tracks.

Man, I wish she was here
to see this one.

'Cause you could've made
more sense out of it
than what I did.

Just tell me exactly
how it happened,
how you found it.

[Duane] I was pulling up here
to the gate and, uh...

there was a van, I mean,
just sitting right there
and still running.

You could feel the energy
coming off that car.

I walked up to look in
and, uh...

it was a bad deal.

It was a bad deal.

There was a lady in it
and, uh...

she had just shot herself.

-[Charlie] And the g*n
was in her lap?
-g*n was in her lap.

Hell, I'll tell you another
damn thing, Charlie.

Her face was painted up white.

And with black
around her eyes.

Just like the Joker.

I don't know
what took place here, but...

This whole deal
was [bleep] up.

[narrator] Blind Frog Ranch
sits in the Uintah Basin
in northeast Utah

only a few miles from
the infamous Skinwalker ranch.

From more than a century,
the area has be plagued

by documented reports
of animal mutilations,

electromagnetic disturbances,
bizarre sightings,

missing persons
and mysterious deaths.

[man] Quiet a few things
had happened around here.

The Skinwalker Ranch
and the Blind Frog Ranch
up there.

We've seen a few things.

Mutilations.

Something's out there.

I didn't believe
until I lived here.

The Skinwalker Ranch area
is kinda odd because...

things have happened.

When I'm prospecting,
some places that I go

people had been k*lled.

-Charlie,
what are you thinking?
-Um...

Most likely
it'll be ruled as a suicide.

[exhales] You know...

To try to do an investigation
it's gonna take some time.

We're gonna
have to figure it out,

but we got a lot of stuff
going on out here.

I think maybe we need
to find somebody else.

He'd work under you
and you know,
have him go research it.

That way you kinda
keep an eyeball out here.

You know, I got a buddy
that's just retired
from law enforcement.

I'll call him. Long ways away,
but he's good.

He's done
a lot of investigation.

Well, that's who we need then.

We gotta play
a different game, Charlie,

-you know
what I'm talking about?
-Yeah.

I just can't help thinking
it's an omen.
Of what's to come.

All I've been thinking about
since the first snow
last winter is this damn box.

What's in it? Who built it?

And why the hell
it's on our property?

But my Dad's pretty clear
on not spending extra time,

or more money to get that box
out of there

unless we're 99% sure that
it's worth pulling it out.

So I reached out
to a couple of archeologists
at some local schools.

And one actually came here
to see what we have.

If she thinks it's Aztec...

we'll throw everything we have
at it.

If I can even find it again.

So you saw
the pond we have there?

That's where
this footage came from.

We actually scuba dived down
into this small cavern

and that's where
we found this.

[woman]
That's a pretty exciting find.

We know it's man-made,
we just don't know by whom.

And we're just trying to see
if it's connected to any
certain era of people.

[woman] It does look
kind of like how
the Aztecs made rafts.

I mean, the Aztecs
were master builders
that made boats and canoes.

They usually used long logs
just like that.

Let's take a look
at some of the photos.

So this is what we know.

They were using
ropes and reeds to bind it.

Something like that.

-[Chad] We can see there's
similar building techniques.
-Exactly.

And this is
just a bigger scale
of that right there.

Yeah.

[narrator] In 1519,
Spanish conquistador
Hernan Cortes

arrived in the Aztec capital
of Mexico.

Meeting with
the Aztec King Montezuma.

Cortes claims to have seen
entire rooms filled with gold.

Cortes gathered
an army of Spanish troops

to invade the Aztec empire
and seize the gold.

But when he returned,
the treasure was gone.

Legend has it that Montezuma
dispatched 8,000
Aztec warriors and sl*ves

northward with the gold
in hopes of establishing
a new civilization

far from the reach
of the Spaniards.

Many historians believe
that the Aztecs made it
all the way to Utah,

where the treasure
was allegedly buried
in a mountain

with seven caves
and flooded with water
to protect it.

If we could prove
that the Aztec were here
on this property,

that would be huge.

Yeah. But it's hard to say
for sure.

Unless you can get down there
and get some samples.

If you can get
a sample of that wood,
we can get it analyzed.

You ready for the rope?

[woman] We can get it
radio carbon dated.

[Duane] Check gear.

[Chad] Plenty of air,
that's good.

[woman] We can see f that log
came from a tree that existed
during the 16th century.

[Chad] I'll just get
my hands on the box,

get that sample
and come back out.

All right, here we go.

[woman] But you'd have to be
really careful.

Aztec lore says that
all of these caverns
have been booby trapped.

[Charlie] He's down in there.

[Duane] How deep you think,
Charlie boy?

He's about 15.

We know Aztec created
water traps.

It could be,
as you start to pull
those logs down,

walls start collapsing on you.

[Duane] So Chad's
been down there
about 20 minutes

trying to get his way
back to the box.

I know
he's been doubting himself

and thinks he's been lucky
finding the box first time.

But I don't believe in luck,
he'll get there.

'Cause we've got a lot
riding on this core sample.

There's bubbles. Bring him up.

-What'd you get?
-[Chad coughs]

I didn't get to the box.

I kept getting tangled up.

The hose was hanging on itself
I go back try to undo it,

and that would get caught.
God!

It kept
jerking out of my mouth.

-Did you see it?
-No I didn't see anything.

I got disoriented.

I thought the problem would be
finding the box again.

But, come to find out,
my air hose was getting stuck.

Last season we didn't have
the problem of getting tied up
but this season we are.

It should be right in there,
but it's getting hung up
on this and that.

-Everything was just
grabbing on it.
-Yeah, we don't need that.

We had to work out a system
where Chad goes down
with air hoses,

because the entrance
of the cave is too small

to fit a grown man
with scuba tanks on.

But if he's getting
his air hose caught up
right at the entrance,

that's no good. It's no good.

We're gonna
have to get that core sample
somehow though.

[Duane]
We're on the same page.
I can get you a good entrance.

I'll pop that shelf open
and get more room.

Man, we can put a sub in there
if we need to.

That's a sub.

If I can open up the entrance
a little bit bigger,

then he can use a scuba tank
and not get all tangled up
with all those hoses.

My eyes are on the price
and that's finding the box.

Figure out if it matches up
with the Aztec treasure.

And if it does,
we'll pull it out.

[low rumbling]

It is a bad boy right here.

This is a Cat 336.

It would be
about twice the size
as the one we had last year.

So, twice the weight...
but it can do
four times the work.

I just wanna make sure
that son of a b*tch works.

We brought a big bucket
with tiger teeth on it.

Coming at you.

Those teeth right there,
they'll chew through anything.

I got twice
the arm length on this Cat,
so I can go twice as deep.

Basically, we're gonna use
this big bucket
to chew through the rock.

And open that tiny little hole
into a barn door where Chad
can drop right in.

Then he can use a scuba tank
and not be tied to air hoses.

Look at the bubbles, Chad!

That's it.
It's in the hole right now.

[Duane] Now we're in it.
Yeah, we're in it.

-We're in it big time.
-[Chad] Good.

Ha-ha!

That's the casing
right there that we put
in it to keep the hole open.

[Duane] That's out,
the whole deal!

And we're pulling
it out now, so we're
in the hole for sure.

You couldn't ask
for a better scoop than that.

[Eric] I think the project
has potential.

But, um...

I'm beginning to be a little
bit concerned, I think.

Um, I mean, right now,

what we've got
is a box of rocks
under 30 feet of water.

And honestly,
we shouldn't be diving
into that cavern blind.

It's just too risky.

I know he's got a dream.

And I'll tell you,
they don't always come true.

You know, there's a thing
called "gold fever."

Um, I remember
a project I was working on
out in the Arizona desert.

And I spent
the better part of two months
hand-digging this hole.

But I never found anything.

I'd hate that
to happen to Duane.

But I'll try to help him
as best as I can.

So I'm gonna see if I can
think of anything I can do
to lower the risks here.

-[owl hooting]
-[vehicle approaching]

[Chad] We're giving it
everything we got this year.

I can't stand the feeling
of unfinished business.

Up here in the mountains,
our window is so short.

So it's been six months
since I've been back here.

And all I can think
about is this pond.

This is our only way in,
and we have to get
back in there.

But the truth is,
I don't even know if I can
[bleep] get back in there.

It's like a maze down there.

I have no idea
if I can even find it again.

I've only seen that box once.

I can't help but think
I got lucky the first time.

And I kind of [bleep] it up.

The first dive of the year.

And now that the archeologists
said that it could be
Aztec construction,

the pressure is really on now.

And I'm the only one
that can do this.

[bird screeching]

[dynamic music playing]

[Jamie] I spent 30 years
as a police detective.

Worked more homicides
than I can count.

I've seen a lot of bad things.

So I just retired.

Sitting on my porch,
looking at the trees
and the birds.

Charlie calls me up.

Says he has something
for me to look into.

I told him no. I hung up.

[clock ticking slowly]

But after 20 more minutes
of looking at birds...

Here I am.

-[dynamic music playing]
-[Jamie] Let's see
how this goes.

[Charlie] Let's go.
Let's go meet Duane.

[exhales]

-Charlie Boy, how's it going?
-[Charlie] Hey.

-Remember I was telling
you about Jamie?
-Hey, hey, hey.

-How are you doing?
-Hey, Jamie. How are you
doing, young man?

-[Jamie] Nice to meet you.
-Nice meeting you.

He's gonna help me
with some of the security
around here.

-Good deal, we need it.
-[Charlie] Yeah.

We've got some strange stuff
going on around this place.

Yeah, Charlie's brought
me up to speed
a little bit, uh...

[Charlie] Let's take
a kind of a tour of the ranch

and I'll get you familiar
with the perimeters and...

Yeah, sure.

I'll go get some stuff ready
and we'll head out.

[Duane] Hey, Jamie, could I
sh**t the breeze with you
a little bit?

-Grab a seat...
-Sure.

[Duane] ...and let's walk
through some of this stuff
if you don't mind.

So here's the deal,
I don't know how much
Charlie told you.

There's one thing
in particular I want you
to focus on for starters.

About a month ago,
we had a pretty wild
episode at our gate.

It was a lady in a van.

And, um, she had just
shot herself.

Right away, I noticed
her face painted up white.

And she had a piece of paper
pinned to her chest.

But it was like a message,
or something, you know.

[Jamie] Oh.

She was still quivering
at the time,

so it must have just happened.

I hadn't even had time
to get to my phone
and an ambulance shows up.

I don't know how
to explain that.

It was almost like they knew
she was there.

When you say they,
you're talking the ambulance?

Yes.

They were by themselves.

And, uh, they walked
right past me,

took her out and put her
on a stretcher

and they wheeled her
right by me.

They just had their focus,
like I wasn't even there.

Well, for an ambulance
just to pull up and grab
her and go,

that's not protocol.

But, I'm not sure
what you're asking me
to help you out with here.

[Duane] What I would
like to do is find out
what is going on.

I mean there was a guy
that tried to get

some information on that,
but we never did.

His name was Dave Miller.

So, it's good you have
the police experience.

I don't know where
you wanna start on this deal,
but be careful.

We do enough
risky stuff as it is.

[Jamie] Well, man,
I appreciate you
bringing me here.

I'm gonna find out
what's going on.

Thank you. Thank you.

-We'll make it
worth your time too.
-[Jamie] Okay.

[Jamie] I get why
Duane's scared.

When you find a dead body
on your property,
it's a scary thing for anyone.

I've been an investigator
for 30 years.

A lot of times,
there's a simple explanation

for things that seem
not so simple.

There's gonna be
a quick explanation for this.

Uh, within a day or two,
I should wrap
this whole thing up.

Duane told me
about that incident
at the gate.

How legit is that?

[Charlie] Absolutely 100%,
I've known him for 20 years.

If he tell you something,
you can take it to the bank.

[Jamie] Okay.

[Charlie] He's
kind of freaked out
over this whole thing,

since it happened
on his property.

-You know, I just don't
have time to do it anymore.
-[Jamie] Yeah, well.

Pretty cut and dry.

I don't think it's gonna
take me more
than a day or two.

[Charlie] You know,
Jamie thinks that there's
probably an easy explanation.

But, uh, been my experience
up here investigating things,

that it might take you
a little bit longer
than what you think.

Well, you just, uh,
be thorough and, uh,

keep me informed
and get after it.

[Jamie] All right, Charlie,
I'm on it.

[Duane] Tell me when
you're ready, Chad.

[Chad] Okay, throw me down.

[Duane groans]

Been so long since
I've ran this damn thing.

Oh, yeah. I got video.

She's working.

I'm gonna dive down.

Chad's first dive was
a failure for a few reasons.

The way Duane solves problems,
he takes a big machine
and smashes up rocks.

I like to take
a scientific approach

and use technology
when it can help us.

All right, we're going now.
We're on.

Bumping through it, anyways.

[Eric] Chad's been texting me
all winter about that box.

I know he's on kind of
a w*r path to get back there
and learn more about it.

Bottom line is him just
swimming around aimlessly,

not knowing where he's going,
it's really dangerous.

So I just think we need to do
a little more due diligence.

So I got an underwater
LiDAR scanner which
we'll attach to the drone.

It'll give us GPS data
as it cruises through.

It shoots out millions
of laser scans per second.

Those lasers bounce
off the walls

and it measures the time
it takes to come back
to the unit.

All those millions
of data points can be used

to build a 3D picture
of the cavern.

That is how I think
we get back to the box.

It's like a maze in there.

All right, there we go.

There, it opened up
right there.

-Yeah, yeah.
-See all in that area?

-Really opened up.
-[Chad] Yeah.

Okay, okay.
There's that little cave.

-Okay.
-Let's see if I can get
through there.

-That's it, that's it!
-Is that it?

-That's the box right there.
-Oh, yeah, yeah, I see it.

[Charlie] I'll be darned.

Let it settle
right over the box
so we get good numbers.

Now that we found the box,
we can lock in the exact
GPS coordinates.

And we can let the LiDAR
collect as much data
as possible.

Once we download the data,
we'll see this wonderful


Then, we'll be able
to guide Chad to the box,
we'll get the core sample,

and we'll be able to see
how old that box is.

So then we'll know
if we're on a box that's,

you know, 50 years old,
worth nothing,

or if we're on
a huge treasure.

And, um--

[wind blows]

What the hell?

Whoa.

[laughs]

[Eric] Whew.

That was intense.

[Jamie] Duane asked me
to find out who the woman was
and what happened to her.

Why did she k*ll herself here?

[phone ringing]

So I've been making
phone calls around town,

and nobody has a record
of this death.

[man speaking]

The EMTs were a dead end.

[EMT] We never got
a call like that.

Everyone would have [bleep]
heard about that.

[Jamie] Yeah.

I don't understand how a woman
can be found dead in a car,

and there's no crime scene,
there's no investigation.

'Cause that... That's...
That's key to all this.

But according to Duane,
they removed the body
and left the car.

That car would have
to have a paper trail.

I'm talking registrations,
inspections, title transfers.

So this could be
the next best starting point.

[attendant] The line goes
quite a ways further, too.

I got them all the way
to the end of my yard here.
So...

[Jamie] Great.

This is the, uh,
county impound lot.

If the car that
the woman shot herself in

on Duane's property
was recovered,

it would have been
brought here.

At least, it should have been.

[dog barking]

[Jamie] Is there any other
impound lots within the area

that possibly could have taken
in this van?

[attendant] Nothing close.

I mean, we're talking


[Jamie sighs]

It just doesn't make sense.

The car. The woman in it.

It just doesn't disappear
into thin air.

So where are they?

Who moved everything
so quickly?

And so quietly?

And why?

-[Charlie] That's inflation.
-[Duane] No, this is
what took place.

She said $11.35
and Charlie hands her a 10.

He said, "Keep the change."

[all laugh]

What the hell
is that all about?

-[Eric] You're such
a big spender.
-Hey.

Y'all wanna see some [bleep]?

They just emailed me
the, uh... the LiDAR scan.

Look at this.

-[Duane] Oh, hell.
-[Charlie] Holy smokes.

I can't believe it did
this good of a job.

[bleep], look at that.

Look how big that is.

And this is just the tunnel
that leads to the box.

Wow.

[Duane] You didn't tell us
you swam that far.

It didn't seem like
it was that far.

[Duane] I got 2 miles
of caverns underneath
the property,

and I've only mapped
just a part of them.

But I still can't believe
how far Chad swam down
in there.

If the little [bleep]
would have told me,

I probably wouldn't have
let him back in.

You know, pardon the French.

[Chad] Check it out,
this is the best part.

All the way
in the back chamber there...

...it's the box.

That's amazing.

Yeah, this is gonna
work out great.

Good call on the LiDAR, Eric.

Science for the win.

[all laugh]

[Chad] Ryan, you ready?

We opened up the hole
big enough to get in the cave
with scuba.

Now that we have the LiDAR map
of the path down to the box,

there's nothing stopping us
from going down there
to get a core sample.

Do you have the tool?

[Eric] This core sample is key
to the entire operation,

because if it proves
that this box is
from the Aztec era,

then Duane will go all in,

and he'll stop at nothing
to pull that box out
of the cavern.

And if it's not,
then we're gonna become
iridium miners I guess.

[Duane] You get a little more
than 3,000 pounds.

Now that we have this map,
I can track Chad's GPS
location from up here.

And I can radio
directions down.

Test, test. One, two.

Chad-Ro, can you hear me?

This is a good deal.

It'll... It'll make it where
he can get right down
to the box.

[Chad] So I'll be able
to hear you but you can't
hear me.

-Just guide me through, huh?
-Got you.

Okay, we'll add this in.

[Duane speaking]

Go ahead and enter the cave.

Steering Chad through
with just one way
communication, that's...

That's not...
That's not very wise.

But, um...

He has never been afraid
of going into harm's way.

It's still risky,
that's for damn sure.

But tracking his location
on the map here,

and sending down with scuba,

I feel a lot better about
our approach.

Chad-Ro, you got
a sharp right turn ahead
of you.

Hang an easy left, Chad.

Chad-Ro, you're about
from a huge opening.

You're there, Chad.

You're on top of it.

[Chad] Whoo!

I got it.

-You got it?
-[Chad] Yeah.

-[Eric laughs]
-[Chad] Gonna hand
you something.

-[Eric] There's a lot riding
on that sample right there.
-Yeah.

[Eric] In order to carbon date
the age of that box,

Chad had to get at least
4 inches into that wood.

So I sent him down
with what looks like
a giant wine opener basically.

You may have seen
this method used

for age determination
of living trees.

But for us, this allows Chad
to get into the undisturbed
portion of the log.

And that sample
will tell us just how old
this log really is.

Put on some gloves here
so I don't cross-contaminate
anything.

[Duane] What's in
that orange tube

will tell us exactly
what we're gonna do
to move forward.

If the box is 50 years old,

I'm not gonna spend
a bunch of money
trying to pull it out.

But if it's 500 years old,
it matches up
with the Aztec treasures.

And we'll know if we're
sitting on something huge.

And we'll spend everything
we've got,

do everything
but k*ll ourselves
to get it out of there.

[Eric] There's our sample.

You bet your a*s we will.

Hell, yeah.

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Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch...

[Duane] We got 2 miles
of caverns under
this property.

Someone was using it
to hide their gold.

[Eric] Holy...

[Duane] But now,
we've got things coming at us
from all angles.

It's time for us
to fight like hell.

[Charlie] The hell is this?

[Eric] It's acting weird.

[Chad] Get me out of here!
Go, go, go, go!

Still got it. [laughs]

We know we are sitting
on gold.

It's laying there,
just waiting on Chad
to get to it.

[Eric] That's not the end
of the story of course.

There is something underground
producing energy.

I'd like to explain that
from a scientific standpoint.

Next step is where
it's gonna get a little dicey.

One of the reasons I fell
in love with Chad
is his adventure, his danger.

But now that we're married
and four kids later,
it's a lot to take.

[Duane] We have some
wild stuff coming on.

And we got people showing up
and they're gonna
give us fits.

[Jamie] Hey, Duane,
they're coming
onto your property.

Two guys up there.

-[Chad] There, right there.
-Oh, I got them.

Let's go.

[Duane] I guarantee
we'll catch them right there.

-Call me a liar!
-[man] You liar.

-I have a--
-You have a lot of nerve.
Look here, mother [bleep]!

Come on, pull your g*n!

-Pull it!
-[g*n c*ck]

Hmm.

Sure was not the way I thought
this was gonna go.

[Eric] I'm stressing out here.

Hey! Stop!

It's been
quite a rollercoaster,
that's for sure.

[Jamie] I've been running
into some issues

-with the government
conspiracy.
-It's not conspiracy.

-It's common sense.
-No, this is real.

Right there, you can see it.

Who are they?

I don't know.

We're not here
to get somebody hurt.

But we are here
to take chances.

We got something
really weird here.

This is where
it gets really cool.