01x04 - Test Stress

[bunniefuu]

Uh-oh. I overslept again. Oh, hi,

Tuesdays. Exam day at Akmelu.

I gotta start setting my alarm.

Thanks, Rocky. You ready for the big test?

It's a test?What test?

Cartoon man! Weight rations of hauling

anvils, empty per inch of bonking

mallets... Ooh, it's a k*ller!

You're telling me?Well, good luck,

old big face. I'm doomed!

Oh, what a loon I am! Oh,

what a loon I am!

Sweetheart! Your dream got

me a small favor. No, like I won't help

you cheat on your math test, okay?That's

what I get for asking a mind reader. Oh,

you gotta help me, Cheryl! You can

channel Einstein or Newton or or some

other genius into my head, but I'll pass

for sure! Flucky, last week you told me

Cheryl was new-age nonsense! It's a term

of endearment!

Please! You gotta help me!

Get invisible, Clucky! Your lining is

stressing out my arm to the max, you

lunchmate!

I'm not gonna give up!

Hey, uh, little girl, any guests as to

what today's mystery meal is?Ew, like

this requires telekinetic communication,

Buster. I'm gonna feel like milled with

the meal. It's coming. I am...

I am.. hungry. Let's

do lunch. Ew, I just lost my appetite. Uh,

Shirley, you look beautiful tonight.

I have an ache in my heart and a hurt in

my head that needs to be sealed. How

about sharing a little Einstein up here,

cooks?Like, let me wait for something to

you, darling.

I hear that old guy Einstein was pretty

smart.

Couldn't you handle just a little bit of

Einstein?How about his lift this?

All right, I'll do it! Anything

to get you out of my hair! Oh, joy, rock

sir! I'm gonna be a genius!

The size that you get home is in the

right proportion to the number of

freeloading inlaws staying at your house.

What are you talking about?

Einstein's theory of relatives,

of course. Get me

out. Uh-oh, it's test time. Pardon me for

our life.

This will be a, how do you say, slam

dunk. Oh,

watch the loo I am, watch the loo I

am. Stop doing a hamburger with a fry,

put on your sour water. Eww, like a

Mongo negatory vibe. He's inventing my

space. Plucky, school's

over! What are you still doing in there?!

Ah, Luiva! I need attention, and

it's all your fault! My fault?Yeah!

You told me I had Einstein's genus, but I

still take the math test! You do have a

fun time seeing us or some chunk! I just

forgot to tell you that! When I said that

the kids keep love math, too! Bye!

Oh, Eichba! I've been sure!

Everyone has to take tests at Agni Roo.

Even Furball has to make the grade with

his mentor, Sylvester. This

Furball milad is the whole cartoon p*ssy

test. Enshrined here are the greatest

stars of feline comedy.

Stars like Helix,

Garfunkel,

Tom Injury, and last but

not least...

Mwah!

Now I know you have similar aspirations

to greatness.

Say no more, my little pupil! Professor

Sylvester will start you on your behalf

to superstardom! Let's see! I

must set you a test worthy of the great

cartoon test! I know!

Bring back a mouse! Pass this

test, and your portrait will hang with

the great ones! Hmm,

better yet, make it a mouse sandwich. I

missed lunch.

So?You've got your assignment?I'm

standing around the bird and squawking!

Scoot! That's the trouble with kids

today! Talk, talk, talk

Yikes!

Yes, Mrs. Mouse.

We'll send over our next meal

to 14 and one half Mousehole

men. Goodbye.

We're running out to see a movie. She's

down for a nap, so we shouldn't have any

trouble at all. Goodbye, Al. Uh,

biggest babysitter I've ever seen.

OhhBring back a mouse,

and your portrait will hang with the

great ones.

Oh, hello. You must be my babysitter, huh

I'm excuse you. Hey, babysitter ma'am,

why you got me up in the air like this,

huhI'll tell you what, then, babysitter

ma'am, every things are less different

from up there yesterday. It sure did.

UhUhUh

Bless me. I have a little cold. Hey,

you

want to play brush with everything in the

mouth?That's a very something to do. It

really is. Gee, I can mess up with a soft

little environmental camera.

Better yet, make it a mouse

sandwich.

Gee, I've never dressed up as a Sando

Witch before. This is fun, don't you

think?Hey, I wonder how come they call

them Sando Witches?There's no saying in

'em. Maybe a witch, a mint of them. Man

that's Jared of Witches. I saw the Wizard

of Oz and I cried and I cried and I cried

all night. Ree-hee-hee! Don't say what

they call 'em... UhUh

I'm allergic to olives.

Oh, so you want to play peg, Babysitter

Ma'am?That's very fun game, isn't it?Hi,

yeah, I sure do love peg. You're it,

Babysitter Ma'am.

Boy, this closet sure is a good carpet

place.

But there's no one we've ever played in a

Mega Ban in 20-30 years. No, no, we don't

have. And there's sure a lot of ducks in

this carpet.

Hey! Hey Let's play Space Mouse and

Nuance Aliens! That's a very, very fun

game, don't you think?You can be the

evil, nasty, nuance alien, and happy, the

brave, courageous, face mouse! And if a

nuance alien has his face mouse, he gets

to cook 'em up! Look,

that's what he does, that's what he does,

yep!

Hey, where are we,

huhBoy, it sure is dark in here, not for

sure, and it's... Hey, is that

a happy and slowly over there?I'm

allergic to...

The another time I sneezed this much was

when I was around the kitty kitty. I'm

running around kitty kitty kitty.

Aw, poor baby Sitter Man, you look all

pooped up. Hey, I'm a little cherry on

this cherry I do I do. Here you are, baby

Sitter Man.

A nice bouquet of golden

rods. Uh oh

Ouch! Bless me.

Serve all I'm ashamed.

After all that, you didn't catch a thing!

Oh, you did! Well, tell me, boy, what is

it?

That's one time.

Of course, not every test here at FDU is

academic. There's the test of C.

The taste test.

And, of course, there's the test of true

love. Hmm..

Kristen, take Foul Mountain, please.

He's been moaning over Shirley the Loon

for weeks. He'd love to ask her out. But

Donald has just one little problem. I'm

dead. I'm gonna spill milk all over my

assDid I say little problem?I

mean, if I had a nibble for every time

I spilled

some of it, close the beverage... Pardon

me. Thalamos swears so much his beaches

would declared a toxic waste dump. What?

Buster, look what I did. I'm sure you'll

never give me the time of day.

Uh-uh. Now do you clean up your mouth?I

just got an extra for the dance this

Saturday.

Why do I see a disaster coming on?

Hey, yo, Shayla, wait up!

Ohh Listen, I just thought I'd take a

damn chance here because I'm a guy,

you're a girl, and of course you like to

go on a date sometimes, so, uh, what the

do you say?

Listen, he isI gotta get

Charlotte to be my lovebird! Help me,

will ya?Will ya?That's my weak

spot. Vulnerable poultry.

Thelma, you don't stand a chance for your

tour your swearing habit. Looks like I'll

have to handle this Buster style. The

Ackman Behavior modification system is

guaranteed to break any and all bad

habits. Now, every time you

swear, they'll let you know. Three,

that's...

That's funny. It holds my nail biters.

Ohh Please, Busted! One more chance! No

way! You're helpless, Dollmouth. Golly

gosh, Busted. You've just gotta help me

beat my slurring habit. It's the only way

Shirley will like me, for heaven's sake.

No, sorry, stop it. Golly

gosh, Busted.

You just said three whole sentences

without swearing! Sure! There's little

kids here, you know?What, do you think

I'm crude or something?That's it, F.M.

The cute is a problem! It is?Turn it a

little, won't know what's come over here.

With a little help from old Buster here.

Um..

Um.. Um.. Good evening, Shirley.

Like a goodbye, Mr. Bad Karma with

feathers. And

one moment, if you please. I realize I

did not make the best of impressions on

you today, Shirley. Uh, please allow me

to make it up by escorting you, h*. Like,

can you really keep your feet under

control?Uh-huhOf course, my dear.

You have my word.

And I'm tapping along to see Boda's words

clean.

Ew, like, maybe we better go around.

We're getting cuddle and hustle

vibrations from that dog. What?This

gentle canine?Huh,

we weren't about to fly.

Why you

betting this?You naughty doggy!

Come, Shirley.

Guy, like, thanks for proving me wrong,

FM. You're a totally way cool dude. Uh,

does this mean you'll go to the dance

with me, Santa Day?I hope, I hope, I

hope. Hey,

he's got it made. Oh, that's sweet. If I

already found Fluffy, I'd go with him.

Fluffy?Fluffy?Tell me sometime,

Hey, listen. I mean, you did great. I

mean, you know, you just gave it a shot

and you proved you could carry on a

conversation without swearing what...

Rats. Oh, well. Maybe next time.

Hey, thanks anyway, pal. Your

keyword, Farmer?What are you...