01x07 - Journey to the Center of Acme Acres

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Now I'm beyond wealthy!

Our

way!

You're mine! All mine! Forever!

The following is a public service

announcement from ACME TV. Uh, Mr.

Clark, we're on the air. Oh, hello.

Uh.. We here at ACME Seismographic

Institute have determined that a really

large earthquake is coming to ACME

agents. We have predicted this through

very important scientific research. Uh..

Uh..

We cause you to be very, very careful.

And be sure to weave this earthquake

safety paperwork so that you are

prepared. Safety tip #1. Get out

of SB anchors!

Earthquakes! Bah!

I built my house of grass. I built my

house of reeds. It'll give and take off

and not break until you fulfill my needs.

Cherry the Loon predicts a quake to hit

by the light of the moon. She saw it all

at a crystal ball. I wonder if she told

the LoonCherry

the Loon

In time of birthday, she prepared,

survived like a gourmet. With water and

your cherries can prepare

They think that it's okay to work away

all day. They think standing underground,

they won't k*ll a cake. What's wrong with

the big bad play?You should ask us if you

care, that you let them care. We'll be

safe for the night of home on the big bad

play. Swallow you a

hole. They repeat on the big bad play.

What a fake, what a shake. You're afraid

of the big bad quake.

We'll laugh it in the face. We will be

safe, not hurt. We'll surf it like a

wave. After all, it'll be dirt.

La la la la la la.

Who's afraid of the big bad quake, the

big bad quake, the big bad quake?

Ah, crab cakes! Now I have to redo the

whole thing!

Lucky, don't worry. We're safe, we're

south, we're surrounded by wood all

around. We're safe, we're surrounded by

wood all around.

We have to get the buster in and let him

float. I'm not moving from this spot.

Well, have you developed a taster, Terra

Katsumei, yet?At this point, I need crow.

Buster! Let him!

Did you hear something?I'd better check.

Checkmate!

I can't hold

on!Guess I was hearing

things.

Oh, Buster, this is noble! It's

gone! How could this have happened?Now

why'd you ask that question?

Now, here's the answer.

Imagine my head is a planet.

Uh.. The surface has quacks in it, like

this.

These are fault wives. Earthquakes

occur when something makes these dead

wood sections move around and around.

I have grave concerns about the

scientific community in Acme Acres.

This movement can be caused by internal

pressure or viral continental drift.

There's even an old wives tale that

attributes our earthquakes to gwemwins.

Gwemwins?No,

gwemwins. Watch the monitor.

According to recent

discoveries, scientists believe that the

center of the world is actually made of

gold, and that this precious crater is

guarded by roughhousing gremlins. If

their gold is ever stolen, their angry

tantrums cause massive earthquakes.

Ridiculous, isn't it?Ohh I wouldn't say

that. Silly speculation.

Well, whatever's there, we're going in to

look for Hampton and brushes. That's

madness. It's insane. You'll be crushed

to a pulp. You're right. Skip it.

How about a movie instead?Come on, sturdy

ham. Think

we'll hit bottom soon?Yeah. I

hope so. This is so boring. Getting

splattered would be a nice change.

Hey, which way is up?This must be

the exact center of the Earth. Every way

is up.

Yes, ham! Gold! 24

carrots! And I'm not talking vegetables.

Ooh, maybe there's more.

Give me boost into that tunnel.

Nice job. Now, how about giving me a hand?

You are not blogging.

I can never get comfortable on this

strange bed. You dirty rat.

Caught you gold-handed, returning to the

scene of the crime.

I'm a reasonable woman. People say,

Hey, look at that nice woman over there.

I never attacked the uninsured. I

have a warm spot you wouldn't believe.

Now why don't you tell me?Here I

go!He's got

it. He's got it. Way to hold up

under pressure, pal. All right.

Where are you hiding it?It's in my hand.

Look. Yeah, but where's

the rest of it?That nutt it must have

weighed a ton. A ton of gold?A

ton of gold?A ton of gold, a ton of gold,

a ton of gold. Hey, watch

it, bub. To cause a hay

then. There's also a chance

to get out of here. Are you loonyThere's

gold in them bar holes. So what?It's

insane to say. We

must be near the center of the earth by

now. Uh, we're near something, but it's

not the center.

No can do. This cavern is solid rock.

Buster, tell me you've got a plan.

I've got a plan. I just wish I

knew what it was. All right,

that's it. I do have a

plan. The back boat's connects you to the

show the boat. The show the boat connects

you to the mix boat. The dust boat

connects you to the take boat. And now

the funny boat.

That cold's gotta be here someplace.

Lucky, do you think we're safe?

Yay!!!!!!!!!!

Washer, what's powering this thing?

Fossil fuels. Very funny.

Where do you think Plucky and Hampkin are?

Well, I hope you're hanging around

someplace.

What's next?Active and Plucky scream

in fear as Root gives way. Oh,

Rapture. Head

towards the line. How

are you?You haven't seen Eyebone, Hair,

or Plucky or Hampkin. You

expect to turn a corner and stumble over

them.

Aston! Bucky! Hey, hey

guys, you're okay. What a relief!

So, gremlins are causing the quakes.

That means it's true that the center of

the Earth is made of gold. Not anymore.

Somebody stole it. It wasn't me.

Have a nice night.

Oh, don't come up and see me, son, son.

Welcome home, boy.

The sun. The sky.

The

ground.

Hello. Looks like gold to me.

Ah, terrible, so it was not the old knobs

and nuttage.

Unless these gremlins find their gold,

these might be another stuff. The Eggers

can't take much more of it. I know

I can't. We've got to step inside Monty's

mansion and retrieve that gold. But

how?! The

Founders, buddies! Montana Max has

officially cornered the market on gold,

making him the richest little son of a

g*n in all of Acme Acres!

Ah, crud! Who could that be?Somebody get

the door! This is humiliating...

Use... Hidey hi. Vincent

Buffy Bandabunny here of the Southampton

Bandabunnies. What do you want?Why

not Bedkins?It's Maximillian.

Say chap, we saw you on the telly and we

were hoping you could help us out. Forget

it!

We're prepared to offer oodles of cash.

Oh yeah!What

if you let them in?We're on a bit of a

scavenger hunt! We've

already got the Sphinx, some power in the

pontanity. Now all we need is a Mondo

Grande Yosel, nuggets of gold, and

money is no object.

Well, look no further. How much are you

willing to pay?Oh, we've got

ozles and ozles of moolah.

Where to go?It's in

here. No peeking. Certain way!

This must be what you had in mind. Oh,

let me see... No coins!

Skyda! Calm yourself!

Oh, it's so hard to find good health

these days. No, no, no, Monty. I'm

looking for a gold nugget, not coins.

Why didn't you say so?Here you go!

Hey, I mean, isn't it a beaut?

Gold bars!

Please say we can keep some mist. Please,

please, pleaseGuy

ma. I love it. Yes, ma'am.

Oh, pardon my gaiety, but are you a

simpleton?We are looking for... I really

think so, Paget!

Not yet!

Can't fool you. I keep my nugget in

here.

Now, man, this fabulous mondo,

Maximillion will take it! Put it on a

card card! Oh, sure! What the?!

f*ck your body! Righty-o, Mr. Menter, and

you are a thief!Yeah! This nugget you

swiped is the reason why you had so many

earthquakes! Ask me if I care! You'll

never get out of here with that nugget!

Never!

Uh-oh. It's the big one.

quit.

Don't take it too hard, Margie. It won't

be long at the center of the earth.

Holding in line. I've never told this to

anyone before, but I love you.

I love you! I love you!

When do you think the Gremlin will get to

you?I'd say right about now.

I look at what the Gremlin will do tohim.

for me. Go ahead, sis. Take

another swing. I'll come by you, Pinata.

No! I like a big

belly.

We rescued Happy Acres. He didn't attack

in time. We're by the shelters over