01x08 - Stuff That Goes Bump in the Night

[bunniefuu]

Hiya, Toonsies, and welcome to Tiny

Toons' Tribute to Smoky Stuff. You

know, we'll take a look at

vampires, ghouls, teachers,

mutants, and other stuff that goes bump

in the night. Bump.

Aren't I a devil?

Guess I should have gone to rehearsals.

Hey, hey, hey Stop the music! It's the

great show the phone! What's going on?

Clear out, buddy! I'm building my summer

house right here in Acme Forest! Summer

house?What color is the sky in that

little world of yours, Monty?This is

where I hang. Call my lawyer, Rabbit.

I own this land now. Looks like you're a

homeless hare.

It would take a crane to move me, Monty.

Suit yourself, Buster.

Give the rabbit some flying lessons.

All right, back to work!

Wanna know something, Rabbit?You'll

drive me crazy! Thank you, Masi, but

I'm still not moving. That's what you

think! You are history!

Way it on down!

Oops, look like we dropped the house a

little too far to the left. Uh oh,

wait a minute, where is he?Hey,

rabbit! Are you okay?

Buster! Buster, where are you?

Oh my gosh, what have I done?

I k*lled a rabbit! Oh, I'm in big trouble

this time! I could go to prison forever!

I'm ruined! I'm doomed! I'm...

I'm a hook! No one saw me do it!

Ha! They'll never pin it on me! I'm in it

clear!

Luster's getting it in Bornail!

Uh Rabid footprints?That's impossible!

I saw my house fall on him!

Uh, not to be derivative, but, eh, what's

down, Doc?

Buster's a ghost! He's come back! It

can't be! I must have imagined it! Mind

plant tricks on me! Yeah, that's it!

Please let me hit the ball! Please,

please, please, please, please

Monster! But you're d-d-dead! That's

right, Monty. I'm gonna live right here

with you for the rest of my

afterlife.

So what for Buster's ghost?

Don't stop now, Monty. You were just

getting funny.

This isn't happening. It's a bad dream,

isn't it?

My trusty Acme ghost sucker should have

done as before. It'll suck up anything.

All right, rabbit spook, say goodbye.

Gone with the wind, Monty. Well, I won't

be leading this disguise anymore. Oh,

you're still around,

I hate you! Oh, I

hate you! I don't know what you wanted to

say! You know, I just can't stand to hear

a rich kid cry. Ah, you're history, Bell!

All of you ever die!

When back this fall, your imagination can

play tricks on you. But the only thing

that's really going bump in the night is

your heart.

Take this hideous ghost, for instance.

Actually, it's just my bathrobe caught in

the grass. And this monstrous alien here,

just my portable TV. And over there, that

huge blood-sucking vampire?Why, that's

just a huge blood-sucking vampire.

Ohh Well, turn about a spare play,

Badgie. And

now, for a tale of true terror, we

take you to the most horrifying place in

all of Axie Acres, the

house of Elmira.

All clear. Let's go, guys.

Wait! Don't run away! I have so much

more love to give!

I don't understand it! Why do they always

run away?!

If this ever happened to you, that's why

I joined the Acme Pet of the Month

Club! Delivery for Elmira!

Oh! Goody, goody, goody!Well, isn't it a

kitty Pew Mew?A puppy

Wuppy?No fresh out. All we have

left is a bat. Oh, boy! My

very own Betty-Weddy to us and now can

squeeze into any Betty-Peakin.

Sign here.

Little bat, welcome to your new happy

home.

Come out, come out wherever you are! Aww,

he's asleep. Hey, he's

back!

Hi! Don't worry.

Even if you are funny, I'll still love

you and hug you and sleep you off the bit!

Wait here, I'll get some food.

As much as I hate to admit it, I think

she's justI type! All

positive. Here

comes the goodie!

Just in the neck of time. I'm hungry! I'm

high! Are you the hungry one?

It's not nice to talk with your mouth

full badly. Now spit it

out!Oh, you liked

it?It was my best mud pie!

Oh, she's making me see red! My

favorite color!

Oh, Betsy!

Where are you?I want to

hug you and cuddle you! Yuck!

It's about time this half-plant got the

point.

I know you're in there.

I think I'll have that drink now.

Oh, I get it. You want to play hide and

seek. I'll count to 100, OK?

One, two, three, we'll play the 100.

Spidey! Gotcha! You know, you're ugly

pale. But I'll fix that.

This is the sunroom.

Oh, I know you don't! You're getting some

nice healthy sunshine! It'll put the

color back into this little

cheeky-weeky!

Does that not feel yummy?

Dancy! Grunted!

Where are you, my little flappity-flap?

That does it! Oh, my

sunburn!No more Mr. Nice

Bloodsucker! That kid is lunch!

Wait 'til she gets a load of me!

Faster than the speed of Crooked Light!

She'll never stop me now! We're gonna

play ping pong!

What am I gonna do?

Delivery for Mr. Myra.

Never mind.

There are many children of the night, and

they make different sounds. Some go...

Others go...

And then, there are my little blood

brothers, and a skito, who go.

That other stuff in the night just goes

bump. Oh, I'm not bad.

Oh, put in. High it down, huhI'm not

falling for it again, okay?You're stupid,

loser.

Skips faster than you have ever skipped

before.

Vision accomplished. The entire

house is spotless.

Say your prayers, bug.

You can't buzz your way out of this one,

fella.

Nope, my mind's made-up.

I didn't know you had a family. Well,

let's sorta changes things. I'll let you

go, this time. But I don't ever

want to see you in here again, do you?

So long!

WellOh, this is Sarah.

Well, at least it's quiet out here.

Good night. Good

night.

This is more fun than rabbits on a ha!

Good night,