01x09 - It's Buster Bunny Time

[bunniefuu]

And now I promise on...

Hey, kids, what time is it?It's Buster

Bunny time!

I have a big family.

And here's our studio audience, the

Elmira Swarm, with the Buster

Bunny dance song!

It's Buster Bunny time! It's Dungy Sing

Aron! If we can please the bunny, we'll

scream

it right away! Uh, hey kids! Let's have a

big Buster Bunny time hello for our

favorite puppet pal, Lucky Duck!

This is my part in today's show, a stupid

puppet eye quit!

Any cute kids?He's a

stinky goo head!

Whoa! I can pay that stuff for stubs, you

knowBunny! Bunny! Bunny! Are

you in there, Bunny?No! Don't

touch that! Whoopsie. Come back, Bunny!

You're mine!

You are barking up the wrong bunny. And

if I don't get my book reports on for

class, I'm gonna be a flunked bunny.

Mr. Hibbity Hug hates me! And

now I don't have any money!

I gotta have that funny money! I want

him, I want him, I want him! I can't

live without him! I need him, I need him!

I'd give anything to have that money.

A week's allowance.

No,

you could get that funny one

for me.

It's a deal. And no money won until you

get the bunny, honey.

Don't you hate it when people be over

your shoulder?

Well, so where's the bunny?I'm not

made of time. I don't know what day you

know.

little hippity help it's gonna be mine,

mine, mine! Yes, yes, yes

Hurry! Hurry, hurry! Oh, I can't wait! Is

this a mix go off?

Where do you think you're going?

I don't believe this. I thought we had a

deal. But instead, I find you

pooping on here at the playground.

You quit, but I really need that money

back! I just might be willing to

pay two months allowance.

Okay, okay, three months allowance.

Good.

What's this?Oh, I

get it. When anybody takes one,

he sets up this trap and then he's all

mine!

Oh, goody, goody, here he comes!

I'm gonna get my bunny! I'm gonna get my

bunny!

It didn't work! Your fancy schmancy trap

didn't work!

It didn't work! And why didn't it

work?Uh-oh!

We got him, we got him, we got him! We

didn't get him. Oh, well, I

guess you'll just have to do. With a

little imagination, it would be a... I

know what a funny one. And best of

all, I don't have to spend three months

allowing for a real one. Now we'll teach

you home and sell you full of your

favorite hubsy-wopsy food. Yay! We

have a cute little coyote to hug and

squeeze at love. We're so

happy. Hey, you

touched your teeth a little hot over your

cheeks. But I know you'll love our next

feature in an interview with mega-rich

mega-brat Montana Mouse. Umm

Montana, messy, wacky!

Very easy to please.

Welcome to Lifestyles of the Rich and

Rotten.

Today we're visiting Montana Mac at a

fabulously placeless mansion.

Forget it, Pez. It's the deal's off.

What?My weekly allowance just arrived.

And it'll take me the rest of the

afternoon to count it. How

exciting! We'll just tag along!

Yeah, you might need a few extra fingers

to help with your addition there, Monty.

Right now, I'm more interested in

subtraction.

Arnold!Take away two rabbits.

Ohh Hey, what

about the interview, Marty?Don't be

honest, here! You can't do this!

Sure I can! Because I'm rich,

and you're not!

Martin Chalicebreaker, that does it!

We'll tour the ocean without him!

Right, the show must go on!

Here we are poolside, showing you how

rich people begin their day.

And if lying around gets too boring, you

can always make a few waves.

Hang two, sir bunnies!

Five million, three hundred thousand and

seventy-four. Five million, three hundred

thousand and... Oh, a dirty one! You want

it?Get out of it!

Five million, three hundred thousand

and... Wee! Too much! And too much.

Yeah, a million and one dots!

Uh, a million and one?A million and two?

No, wait, I mean... Four million, seven

hundred dozen and...

I told you to get rid of those rodents!

Now do it, or you'll be out on the street

begging for bones! Ya! Ya!

Yahoo! It's up! Ya! They

up! Uh, badge, don't look now, but, uh,

we have a problem, we'll...

He probably wants to play games. Then

we'll play games.

As you can say. Awesome wipeouts, dude!

Yeah, for sure, like totally gnarly to

the nights, man. Sixty-three million

and fifty... Sixty-three million and

sixty... Sixty... Nothing like the

morning deep pain, bats! Are

you referring to the pool, or to Arnold?

Hey, you!

Now either those rabbits go, or you do!

Wow! My cow

heaven! Yes, when you're filthy

rich, every meal is a royal

surprise! What

better way to top off a great meal than

here in Monty's private entertainment

center?

Our personal favorite, this private

screening room with movies in



film! Ohh Amazingly

lifelife! I'd almost swear it was

real!Popcorn?

Thanks!

And a grand

total of $1,400,043,000!

Oh ohh no!

And so we leave some back-up wishes,

and potatoes get dreams to Montana

Max! Come back, you mutt!

Wail, I give my hand on you! You'll stay

your craers, you're other cracking dog!

I'm going back to Romea! It's

safe, my dear! Boy, rich folks sure are

eccentric. Bad deal, buy you an icecream.

Bunny!

Bunny! Bunny! Bunny!

Bunny! We finally found a way to see a

malice worm under control. And what about

my little problem, hmmI've been hanging

around all day, waiting for you dumb

bunnies to sorry in a cartoon. Duckie,

your wish is our command. We have a

special cartoon just for you.

And now, it's just a bloody time proud to

present the classical music masterpiece,

The Angil Chorus, with our special

guest star, Plucky Duck.

And last of all, worthy of my talents.

Buster, what's with all these falling

land bills?Well, Bucky, it's called the

Anvil Court. So, tell you your

noggin, Bucky. It's my noggin that's

being used now! That's the whole problem!

But Plucky, you can't expect us to do the

anvil chorus without anvils now, can you?

It's only logical that there'll be

anvils. I mean, logic must prevail, I

suppose.

Logic, my feathers, Sammy!

Okay, Robbins! You have your fun! You're

not soon enough! I'm through! I'm done,

gone, outta here!I want a little part of

this cartoon! But, Plucky, you can't

leave! And why not?

Because like we said, you're the star of

this cartoon!

Mother...

Anvil drops on plucky, anvil drops on

plucky. Two anvils drop on plucky.

Giant anvil drops on plucky?! This is

insane! Who wrote this slop?!

Three

right! Just hold it right there! I am the

chairperson for Adults Against Funny

Cartoons!And I've counted over 60 acts

of mindless violence in this office.

Where are all these anvils coming from?

I'm glad you asked that question. They

come from the Acme Anvil Company, the

world's leading supplier of cartoon

comedy anvils and painful blunt objects

since 1930. The anvil was first

discovered in 1622 by Sir Isaac

Anvil. To think that I shall never

see a home as lovely as a...

Handwolf. So remember, when

you think of anvils, think of Acme, a

name you can trust. Now, back to

our actual...

Lucky would have pushed me more careful.

Bear might have been hurt. May we proceed?

If I said no, would it matter?

Hmm

No! Get off my Christmas card list!

Sheep at last. I'd like to see them get

an invo in here.

And now, a big finale.

yeah I beat him! I won!

Come on, you dumb bunnies! I'll see you

give me now!

The show must go on!

They love it! They want more!

MoreThey love me! Okay, let's give them

some more!Ladies and gentlemen, we will

now present another classical

masterpiece, the 1812

Overture. Ohh

Well, they're going to be here.

This concludes the classical portion of

our show. Okay, you're right, Bats.

Goodbye, Bats. So long.