01x15 - Life in the 90's

[bunniefuu]

You know, one of the hardest of being a

religious, everyone is going to copy your

style. Chill man,

chill man, chill man.

Pathetic, isn't it?I'm just blown all in

the crowd because they think it's sh*t

and trendy. I don't do things sh*t

because everyone thinks it's cool. I'm an

individual.

This is Elijah's snack with celebrates.

I'll look for my autograph collection.

This is ridiculous. We've been waiting in

line for an hour to have dinner. Why

don't we just go to Weenie Burger like we

always do?But mustard, this is the most

exclusive restaurant in Acme Acres. I've

been dying to eat here. The probably a

little time of starvation. Gee, I haven't

seen this many people since the president

came to Acme Acres. Hey! What's woody?

Everyone's gotta eat. I'm gonna get us

some chow. Hey! I

wonder whose beamer's on file in the

parking lot!

I guess we're next.

Welcome to Attitude. Name...

Travis. Name... Calling.

Name... Residential number, but that's

all I'm giving it. The reservation is

under Hebden, with an H. I've got

no record of your name, what a shade.

But I made the reservation two years ago.

It takes three years to get intoattitude.

So, that's how you play the game.

How about one more look, oh buddy, oh pal?

Oh, Mr. Fronter, the table has

just opened up. Walk this way.

This is where they create their world

famous physique.

This way, please.

He must be going to the real expl*si*n

section. Have a seat.

Someone will be with you in a moment, if

you're lucky. Other

fish at the table or all the celebrity

shitQuiet, quiet,

rabbit-infested.

Oh ohh look, this must be the winner with

a rabbit-tizer.

I wanted this to be a perfect evening.

Perfectly divine. Don't worry,

Hamden. You made reservations and we're

going to eat you. Yeah, those stuck-up

dweezes are just like garbage, even

though we look the part. Bye, everyone.

Eve!

I like it bad. Excuse me,

waiter, please, waiter. Excuse

me, waiter, please. Desperate rabbits

must take desperate measures.

Mescape grill, padishio, goat cheese,

sashimi. Is this food?I'm not

sure, but it's hogs tasty. Maybe the

winner can translate this. I think we'll

need a little

celebrity pole to get some decent service

around here.

Let me guess, Papa Bush?Ohh

If you see a waiter, tell him he's got

me, babe. Cheers!

Cheers! We'll have everything with

carrots in it, babe.

Hey, there's a spot on this plate. That's

the main course, Bucky.

Bucky, I'd look like the shreds be

ignored, steered in, and push her down

for a lump of single cheese and gravy.

Where's the manager?Get

out here now! I'll put a shed and broke

it in, but... Eww!

Here you go, sir.

We gotta get out of here. I got

an idea. Head to the

door. They say we're

young and don't have a friend.

But we're even here. Oh, doodle-oo.

No. They say we're poor and can't pay the

bill. I say we still got bellies to

spill.

What traps you un-trendy

lowlights. That is the last time we allow

Mr. Montana Max

in here.

Ah, real student last. And the thief can

go anywhere else. don't

you knowAnyone who's anyone, she's a

Queenie Burger. Lookie,

lookie! It just goes to show, when it

comes to real food, everyone has the same

attitude. Chow down!

Even in the '90s, a trendy rabbit like

Doris Trudy needs to make some extra

carrot money. So, who in his heart

pouch fell to the brim. At the Easter's

newest paperboy takes to the street.

Whoa! Whoa! It's getting

like

ohh

You hold away the news every

day and hold it out their

arms.

Sports fiction, right

Have a nice ride, Clyde!

We lose more pooches that way.

Hey, wait a minute. HmmMonty

hasn't paid for a subscription since



of that little cheapskate. One million

four hundred thousand in stolen lux money?

Three million eight?Hospital foreclosure?

Oh, I love money! One million six!

You're hot chocolate, sir. Put it over

there, cheese!

You may clean out the stables now. Yes,

sir. You'll get a job and next year I'll

buy you a shovel!

Now what?

Nice job, Rabbit! You look like a cameroo

carrying a newsstand!

Thanks for the presentries, Martin. I'm

here to collect your newspaper

subscription. Why should I pay?Your

paper's awful. It's got nothing but bad

news in it. You still owe me 2 bucks.

Yeah, well, get a liar, newsie. I'm not

gonna pay. Oh, yeah?

My lawyer can beat your lawyer. No,

it's personal. The nerve of that rabbit.

Doesn't he know rich people never pay?

What about my two bucks?

Hey, Paul Bunyan!

Let me hold that for ya. He's

egged that!

Now take it easy, Max. Get a hold of

yourself.

could you give me a hand?

You'll never find me here.

Where's my two bucks?

Hug me soon.

Is this your heart?

Well, what do you know?I thought you were

the rabbit.

Oh, I'd hate to see a grown rat cry,

monkey. So why don't you just pay me the

two bucks?Here, take it.

Take anything you want. Just get you and

that crazy couch out of here.

Sheesh, the things you got to do to make

an honest living. Wait a minute,

rabbit. My subscription's not paid up. So

where's my paper?Thanks.

Stop playing.

Montana Max force it wiped out?Leave

air! Give me the drills, Cash!

Montana Max goes crazy. And the

moral of the story?It's better to wear a

pouch than a straight jacket.

You know, as hip as the 90's yet, there

are a few trends that'll never catch on.

Hey, hey, hey, hey,

hey Like the life high here in the

swing?That's one.

And there's another. I

see one trend but not hip for anyone.

Smoking!

me As I'm skipping down the street

I've got myself a year's significant

ancient

me Oh, hi! Guess who won free?Hit the

posture sweet shop and ask me acres!Go

on, guess!

Whee! Yippee! The

trendy's desertory cost hoo-koo box,

but I get the nosh for nothing!

Nice parking towel.

All right, taste buds, get ready to rock

'n' roll! Insane!

The Double Crunch Turrot Cake Santa Fe

Surprise! This is a truly spiritual

moment for me.

Outstanding idea to visit at the

anchor and I so enjoy swimming.

Excuse me. Roderick, Rubella, this is

the no-smoking section. HuhExcuse me,

bubs. How about I give you a draw, then

you bigot?

Oh, ohh you make people bouncy-wouncy,

chunky-wonky. Age out,

bubs. Now, this is simply an

opinion, but CIGARETES ARE

GROSS!

Nice outfit, Rubella. Didn't they have it

in your side?Ohh Come

on, Rubella. We'll teach that little

riff-raff rabbit from Mars!

Rated and wheat, punks!

Look out, bubs! Smoking is hot, and

you are not.

Well, what do you know?It's shield time!

It is such a burden being sophisticated

on the shield like us.

Oh, that's a mean family cough, son!

Could be serious. Really?

Oh, a cough is nothing to sneeze at! Be

deep!

You should hear this. What?

What

Your lungs are screaming for help. You

gotta do something. If you insist.

We'll start with oxygen therapy.

Oh, that's strange.

Oh, oh, an epidemic!

Keep reading. I can't help myself.

I'll send you my bill. At last!

I'd get the pig out! Good thing that

doctor came along. Yeah, if she hadn't

cleared up our calls.

We might have had to give up smoking.

Oh, you want to quit smoking?No, I...

Ah Denial is the first response of an

addict. I'm no addict. Do you see what I

mean?Oh, oh, I bet you it used to be

quite a crotic. What do you mean

yesterday?Smoking causes

premature aging of the skin.

Ting, tingling.

Ah But I have a cure.

When you smoke, this device will create a

very small, slightly

uncomfortable sensation. Hey,

don't worry about me. I'm stuck!

I'd quit! This smoking stuff is hazardous

to your health! Yeah! I think it's

done at

night, bro! Ah The sweet smell of

success!