01x18 - Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow

[bunniefuu]

Greetings, dear friends, and welcome to

Acme Acres. It's a magic land of

beauty, peace, and indenity.

I could be wrong.

Oh, where, oh, where have my animals

gone?Oh, where my pest can you

be?Oh, hello! I'm

Elmira, and I'm searching for a cute

little furry creature to cuddle and hug

and kiss and squeeze and pet and pepper

and love, you ages!

Ready or not, Cuddly Wuddly, here

I come!

Run, Buster, run! Oh, what gives bad?

Another forest fire drill?It's no fire

up! It's Elmira! Come here,

little bear!

Oh, the daddy doesn't want to play!

Well, hello.

My mother told me never to talk to

strangers. Bunny! I really love

bunnies! They're so cute, I'm gonna take

you home and make you my very favorite as

well! Must be my lucky day! Ooh I'll just

love your itty bitty pieces!

Hey! Where'd you go?

Aloha! Come back out,

you silly bunny! Please!

Gotcha!

All I wanted was to give the buddy a nice

home with all the food he could eat

and... Food?Ohh Let's

roll!

Is Lady Bunny Warnie all ready for a

yummy nummy?You betty ready. Ready

for a good meal, I'll wear almost

anything. Ta-da! I

made this especially for you.

Chocolate hot!

Now, now, Bunny, finish your mud paws.

I'm all done. I've got Bunny.

I'm trying. Bunny has gotten us

all dirty. Now I have to go take a bath.

Ladies first, I...

Bulbargi! Now

it's your turn.

They doesn't never ever go home with the

strangest.

Don't run away, Bunny! I love you!

We can play games!

Or

play Bunny's book!

We can play doctor. All

right. We'll play, Doctor. You are in

the bed, and I'll play the end step.

No, no, no, noYou're the patient.

Now open right and take off, off

You're cool too. What will I do, Doctor?

I have just a position for you.

Surprise!

See, Bunny?I love you so much, I'll build

you your own bunny money house!

Look, Elmara, don't think it hasn't been

a party because it hasn't, but I gotta

split it! Oh, no! You're

mine now, and we're gonna play everything

forever and ever! Well, I'm a wild

animal. See?

How long do you think I'll let our spam

cooked up in here?Oh, they'll all have

to close it, Tomty.

I'm fake and fast, you

little rabbit. I'm not gonna make

it! Hey, Vushner, when

you're gone, do you think I can have your

videotape collection?Umm Could we

talk about this later, Pluffy?Wow!

Excuse me for breaking! But then rain!

The cage is sitting around!

Everything is going for it!

Buster, on behalf of the Academy, I'd

like to present you the best award for

Best Death Scene in Bay Pine Television.

Gee, you like me. You really like me! Get

that doctor! Doctor! I'm

going!

I k*lled the bunny rabbit, the poor

hippity hop!

What a cola nut.

You gotta get up freaky early in the a.m.

to get to drop that old busted bunny.

Since FunnyWunny was playing dead, I

thought of a brand new game.

Funeral! Funeral?I

just love my new dad! FunnyWunny

comes

back! Oh ohh yeah, I'll come back. We'll

write after a word from our sponsor.

Welcome back to Acme Acres, a magic

land of fun and excitement. But just

between you and me, it's pretty dull

around here since Buster's been gone.

Where in the world is that rabbit?

Yeah, I'm still stuck in El Lyra's. I've

been a good sport so far, but enough is

enough. This bunny is checking out!

Sweet dreams, Sleeping Beauty.

What a snore. It doesn't even soundhuman.

It isn't human.

Yes, I know you. I don't know how you say

Borg. Whoa!

It's happening!

Say, haven't I seen your picture at a

milk garden?I'm quite so,

and my mother has knocked it away in this

phone, cooler dozen.

Hey, how long have you guys been here?

Weeks. Months. Wow,

yeah!

Uh And the last spot I long had seen of

his entire lifetime.

You mean you'll never know what it's like

to be free?Free?What's that?

Well, it's sort of like this, except the

trees are made of plastic.

Hey, I think I'd like to be free. Please

make the bucks, little guy, 'cause I'm

busting you guys out of here! Yay! Shh!

You don't want to make up the warden.

Anybody know where the keys are?

There!

No, no, no, no

What was that?Quick.

Must be dreaming.

Lick.

I know I heard something.

Did any of you curly wilies make a noise?

Not us! We must be imagining

things.

Ah

OK, critters, let's move out.

I'm so happy. I think I need

to

go. Am I free yet?I roamed through a

street as a bird. Except without the

wings. Follow me, and whatever you do,

don't make a sound.

What was that?Oh no! All

my pretty bats, they're

gone! Oh, cute and cuddly

animals, where are you?Phew, you

made it. But the lot of us?

Oh, Tywon!

Freeze!free at last!

Naughty, naughty, tiny turtle. You're

not going anywhere. We'll see about that!

I'm gonna lock you in your cage and give

you forever so you can never leave.

I'm free! Free as a bird!

It's good! At least I still have

my kidding, Woody.

Imagine my joy. I'm gonna lock you

up and keep you with me for always and

always and always till the end of time.

Buster's not free! Free Buster! Free

Buster! Free Buster!

Welcome back once again to Acme Acres,

a magic land of... Who am I

kidding?Ever since Buster disappeared,

I feel like my whole world is mine!

Now, Betsy, your problem is a precocious,

atrocious, neurosis, myth,

hydro-aggressive, magic, depressive,

herophobia, with a cherry on top. HuhBut,

Doc, what does that mean?It means

you must get to the root of your problem.

Find the buffet. Well, where could it be?

He's at old library's house.

And were they a man free?

Lay old truth. Well, I infiltrate enemy

headquarters. Yes?

Hello, miss?Yes, we're taking a poll.

Yes, by any chance have you seen Buster

Bunny?Uh.. NO!

Hmm, the

plot stickens!

Goodness, company!

Yes?

Congratulations! You may already have won

a free membership in the ACME Health Spa!

Time for your first workout!

Hop, two, three, bop, two, three, one,

two, three, down two, three! You try!

Bop, two, three, bop, two, three, one,

two, three, down two, three!

Looking good! One, two, three, bop, two,

three, one, two, three, down two, three!

Now it's time for your Round the World

Marathon! On your mark, get set,

three, one, two, three, one, two, three!

Go along, Mona! Be

getting Barcelona!

Quick, he's in here!

You're free, Buster!Yes,

free as a bird! And now it's time to give

Elmira a free lesson in pet care! Oh, no!

Suspicious, tenuous, horrible!

I like it, I like it! One,

two, three, four, two,

three,

one, two, three, down, two, three! Wait a

minute!Didn't see one of that adorable

bunny's adorable bunny friends?I've been

tricked.

Ahhhh! Go back! Quick! A force to life!

What's wrong?Aliens! They've

landed! Aleppos! It's the impact of the

space bunnies from Mars! Run for your

life!

Ahhhh! Hey, bunnies from Mars?Imagine,

only life bones from another planet!

Oh my golly, it's true! You fake

money! I wanna be your

bestest friend in the whole wide

world! Just as he feared no

intelligent life.

Only take you to our planet. Quickly,

move the mothership! Fasten your seatbelt

and please observe the no screamingsigns.

Where am I?The planet of

the bunnies! Wait a minute, what's

going on?We like our

pets to get lots of interest, guys.

Pet?I've had a pet?I need a pet! I'm a

human being! On our planet, humans are

the pets.

Oh, mommy, look at the cute wiggles,

you wink!

Now, Junior, you know you microwaved the

last one!

Oh, big bunnies are crazy!

Marnie!

Marnie! No more Marnie!

And so long, dear friends, got all of

us in acne ages.