01x19 - Cinemaniacs!

[bunniefuu]

And now I

tell you

For rabbits in the sea, it's the only way

to travel. Oh,

hi folks. We're here to catch a flick at

the Acme Mega Multiplex Speeders.

So, what's playing?What isn't playing?

I'd like, uh, 10 million tickets, please.

Ten million?Yeah! One for you, one for

me, and one for each of our pals.

Keep your stubs! And not there! Hopping!

Hopping?What do we look like,

On the other side of Acme Acres, annual

wind is blowing.

Hey, what's the big idea?

Sorry, Plucky, but maybe we should wait

till there's a breeze. And mingle with

the common rabble?Forget it, Captain.

Today we'll make this all mine. Not for

long.

Suffer and squad alert! What's

wrong with you?You're going the wrong

way. Then reverse!

Ow, where is happenin' somewhere?

Kick it out, crew. Top score of carrot

crunchers. We interrupt this broadcast to

bring you a special report. It might

really be important to cut in on a video

game. A hideous blob is obliterating all

of that behaviors. Ahhh!

What is?I paid my cable bill.

HuhHey, haven't I seen you on TV?

Yeah, what a big blob. You look chubbier

than real life. I'm

g*y, some rock and roll music, and I'm

about to get the chance to play.

Oh, the acne ache is an emergency alarm!

This looks like a job for...

This looks like a job for...

Back off! Bob, you invaded my space!

So, uh, is there a movie on this flight?

Oh, is it in the sky?It's a

plane. It's time for lunch!

It's super fast. Well, I was hoping it

was not for lunch. I'm the anger

that's being devoured by darkness! You

mere mortals run and hide! I use

my superior powers to save you!

I am woman, hear me roar!

Sheesh! I know their ego is super anyway.

This calls for drastic measures! But who

can that be?Oh, thanks!

Let's see, I saved Buster and those other

guys, and the malevolent mystery,

plunging up into peril, is none other

than the wickerest Wet Smother! Super

Babs flies to her arch-enemy's hideout,

where she wears the disguise to trip Wet

Smother! Ha! No disguise to bull Wet

Smoothorn! Oh, oh! Wet's

can we tour?Who are you?Don't

strain your brains.

Let's get up to scoop on your latest

sturdy deed. Well, my new project is the

total destruction of Acme Acres. In fact,

I brought a clip. Let's watch the

monitor. With

this machine, I will wipe out all of Acme

Acres!

Amazing, huhAll that black goo is

actually spilled cake on the drawing

table. Speaking of surprises, I've got

one for you. I'm the dog show hostess.

I'm Superman!

I knew that. Well, here's a surprise for

you, Superman. I know your super

weakness. Carrot

cake! No,

anything but that! Come on, bunny. Ain't

you hungry?

And as soon as Acme Acres is inked out,

I'll simply repaint it as Rutherland,

the unhappiest place on Earth, with

plenty of free parking. Now, my enlarged

enemy, it is time for me to leave you

uncertainly unguarded while I go paint

the town. Oof! Can't see

me! It's gotta lose some weight! Wait! I

know! I've been your utility belt! It's

time for high impact aerobics with me,

Jane Busta! All right, buddies, let's get

to work! Up on your feet, and one, and

two, and three, and four! This is

fine for mortals, but these super glimps

sees a fast-forward workout!

Absolutely, positively cool!

One false move, woozer, and I'll wipe you

out into oblivion! All right, all right,

I get it. You win.

We're saved! Whoopee! And

so, Wet's and Core restores Acme Eaters

to its original scenic beauty, and so,

Super Fabs! I wonder who

she really is. That shouldn't be too hard

to figure out. Hmm, who do we know named

Super?

Come on, don't catch clean. Feed her 400.

This way. Hey,

you two! There's no dinner

hopping!

Please deposit all trash and receptacles

provided in the lobby. Ohh

Wait, she hits film. It's superlative.

It's smashing. It's superlative. It's

spawning.

Space. The big parking garage.

These are the voyages of the starship

Acme. It's six-minute mission

to explore strange new worlds, to

seek out new life and new civilizations,

to boldly go where no duck has gone

before.

Hello, Cult Heroes. We are fast

approaching the planet Policle 4, where

we have been ordered to pick up a special

hot secret material. A new rocket

fuel?A new miracle serum?No, a

new toupee. This one's all shrimming.

Prepare to beam down. Someday, you'll

have to explain how this thing works, Mr.

Spork. Oh, it works?Why, it's so simple!

A child can do it! Hi, Mommy!

Clean it up!

Yes, sir! Modern science never ceases to

amaze me!

Doc, you come with me! You might chose

more than what that ranges from here.

It appears to be heratomic, Captain.

They're great, Jim!

What are you making of a sport?If I am

sending to Ricky, he claims to be the

ruler of this planet. Semi-crew,

I'll handle this!

Greetings, peaceful inhabitant. We

need you, no harm. We come

in peace. We realize you

are an intelligent being, capable of

rational thoughts and compassionate

feelings.

Stand back, then. I'll waste him with my

secret weapon.

Like I said, I'll have to waste him with

my secret weapon.

What gives?I'd set this thing on Gale

Forst. It couldn't

happen that way in rehearsal.

Not for fur, what do we do?Star it, Jim,

I'm a doctor, not a barber. This is

indeed unfortunate. I'm getting a hair

worried, Spork. Do something!

Certainly, Captain, but have you ever

considered how many really serious hair

problems there are to worry about?Sweet

attendants, hurry to say. Now prevention

dandruff, making the birth rate of

psoriasis. And have you ever seen anyone

with a really good home animal?And

confused Jehovah. And who you fed smile

because you used baby shampoo?

Nothing sports! The planet is actually

running out bald! Keep it up! Keep it up!

Who loves you, baby?

Well, Captain Quirk, we escaped with our

lives, but I betrayed your mission was a

failure. Yes, but don't let it get

you down, Jim. What's the matter, Doc?

Afraid I'm going to... slip my wig?Eh,

it's a living.

Look out, you theater hoppers. I'm a

coiled cobra winning the strike.

What's this flick about, Buster?You got

me, but the lead actor is a total genius.

And handsome, too.

Pasadena Jones and the secret of

life! Unless we left our hero, he was

flying somewhere over the Orient. Someday

I gotta get me a plane.

Ah, there's noise. This is my stop.

Don't you just love these depth-defying

escapes?

What's right now?Guess I'll have to

consume my neck.

Apple Gina Jones, show me me the end!

Hurry, school wash, what a dweeb!

You see, there is nothing you may possess

that I cannot take away!

Hey, look, it's Murr Griffin.

Come on, you hear me?

Hide,

hide, hide! And now?

This is a palatable snowman!

Now where did that old temple of the

secret of life?Step right up, folks, to

the temple of the secret of life. Step

right up.

What do we...

No, no, me first! Me, me, me Okay, Matt,

what are

you doing?I hate

you.

Hey, Shoopity, look!

The secret of life! And it's lost! It's

mine! After all these years!

You wish to know the secret of life?Yeah,

yeah What is it?Well... It's

Josh! You?Yes!

We're your friends! Friends are the

secret of life. In a sequel.

I'm going out with some gold.

This time I'll hump those dirty theater

operas with my Acme motorized pogo

stick.