01x20 - You Asked for It

[bunniefuu]

And now our song is on!

Greetings, fellow cunetics! It's viewer

request day here at Acme Acres.

The day when one of our fans gets to

choose which cartoons we'll see.

And today's lucky viewer is... Ganette

Spring of Piscataway, New

Jersey!

Hello, Buster! I love you! And I

simply adore the talented young actress,

Bads. She's a marvel!

Nice! So, my request for today's show is

nothing but Buster and Bads cartoons!

So, like the Buster and Bad show!

Hold it!

Hold it right there, Gladys!

Babs, so, trying to post more

rotten rabbit cartoons from our

duck-loving public, hmmOur

audience prefers rabbits over ducks. That

is exactly the fallacy I'm here to

disprove.

Feast your eyes on the Acme Brainwave

Scan-O-Meter! With this device, we

can look into your minds, viewers, so you

can decide who's stars in cartoons.

You see, I know you'll pick me.

Now the viewers' brains will pick who's

stars in the first cartoon today.

Oh, give me land off the land on the

starry skies above. Don't

fancy me. Let me ride to the wide

open country that I love. Don't fancy

me and I'm not. I'm

here.

Wait a sec! This doesn't look like the

Kalamazoo Carrot Convention! But then...

what does?So where, pray

tell?It's here!

Hop on to glad man! HuhMust have taken a

long turn at this Galloway. Oh well,

might as well have luncharooski.

It's a lovely day for a picnic rail.

Let's see. Carrot juice, carrot salad,

carrot chip, carrot cake. Picking up on a

theme here?Yum.

Homework. Eat bunny. Oh, oh,

oh. Is bunny yummy?

Yes, bunny, yummy. Eat

bunny, eat bunny.

What some dumb?

Hey, Dizzy, who do you think you are, huh

Just what gives you the right?

This license gives its bearer

the right to destroy any and all picnic.

What's this hair at the bottom?He can

also be grabbing... The fine

prey will get you every time. Do that! I

want that!

Hey, I'd love to stick around, but I'm

late for a hair appointment.

It's Bunny!Bunny, yummy!

Hello, pal, how's it going?Huh

Oh, do you look lonesome, like you have a

friend in the world!

Well, face it, short, dark and holy!

You're not well-liked.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, well, well The first thing you must

learn

is that polite people know before

entering the room! Hmm

Who is he?Oh, you again. Very well. We

shall begin with a lesson in good

posture. By balancing a book on your

head, you can learn to move gracefully

and with purpose.

Let's continue.

I just can't help myself.

I hate you.

It's like definitely time for your

breakfast, okay?HuhBy

talking with these pretty pebbles in your

mouth, you can for sure accept that as

its accent. Now repeat after me, okay?The

walls in the wall are totally, totally

tall.

Again?

One more time. The walls in the mall are

tootly tootly tall. For sure. For

sure! He's got it!

One, two... three, four,

five, six, seven, eight, nine.

Name by the bell!

Oops! The fight's not over yet. Oops!

One more round.

Well, it's about time you showed up. You

don't want to be late for your own

resolution, do you?

Size 58, extra portly.

A portrait fist.

Congratulations, Stark School graduates!

And now we'd like to give you a big

send-off!

It's a lonely day, real picnic, really

it is.

We'll be right with you, folks. Is it big

step for me?Almost!

By simply removing bad stuff from the

computer's list of choices, I take moves.

There. Okay, viewers, it's

time to pick who stars in the next

charcoon.

Yeah, what do you know, it really works?

Come on! No, stupid machine. Happy

birthday to you

Happy Birthday

dear... Monty! Monty!

Monty! Sheesh! With the run of friends

like you, who needs to win an enemy?

Shucks! Ellie shoots water!

A repeat prophet?Where's your

president?I am

waiting! Who was it?You're

out of here!

Young ladies, gentlemen,

and you too, Mr. Monte,

presto the great.

Some magician thinking he'll steal a

spotlight on my birthday. We'll see about

that. Thank you, thank you,

thank you. For my first trick,

the amazing rabbit out of the hat.

Nothing in my hat. There's nothing in

your head. Focus, focus, dress so

rooty, magic rabbits, do

your duty. Ta-da!

Eh, a pipeline job should be pulling on.

Hey! Oh, there's one in every crowd.

But we'll win 'em over. Right, Presto?

Wrong! EhI'm quittin' this magic racket!

I should've been a dentist!

Why, that little birthday branch just

lost me my job! Which means it's

time to pause...

Birthday dance!Ladies and gentlemen,

introducing Haggini, the

world's greatest magician!

You, a magician?Spa!

Let's do you magic! Okay,

monkey, can step its way, please!

Oh, no! The bunny's gonna cut me in half!

Don't fall for this stuff! It's totally

bogus! There's

no such thing as magic! You hear

me?He's a phony! He's

a phony! Geez! Maybe I've

hocused when I should've focused. It's my

birthday, so I'm gonna be the magician!

Get into that spot, Norman! I've got a

few tricks up my sleeve!

Your magic's all wet, rabbit!

That's a fantastic trick. Eh,

doesn't work. Well, you see, I,

uh.. Oh!

Hey! If you're out here, then who's in

the box?Inquiring minds

want to know. Let's

check. May

I?

Ohh Great time, Mr. Indian! Absolutely,

Mr. Bender!

Hey, everybody! Sing all with

Buster! Happy

birthday to you!

Happy

birthday to you! Happy

birthday to you!

And also goo bar riskers.

There. That eliminates every other

possible choice.

Okay, loyal viewers. Pick the star of our

final cartoon.

You picked me. You want a

complete and unexpected surprise. I'm

ready for my close-up, Mr. Spielberg! Uh,

one thing before you start, Buddy. We

made a little adjustment on your machine,

too. HuhSo, in this

cartoon, you, the viewers, get to decide

what happens to the duck as you watch. So

that's the cartoon!begin!

Okay, kids, let's get this show on the

road.

Ah, I saw a sign of it. Good choice.

Welcome aboard, me! I'm...

Doc Gowling! Guardian

of Hellenachi!

Your faithful crew reporting, sir!

Ready for your orders, sir! All

right, then! Fire the aqua-burners! Stop

the before-burners! Tap the liver, hold

that bail, and hold the bail!

We're off to adventure in the far-flung

reaches of the universe!

What's wrong?Why are you just standing

there?We haven't sung the

duck-daring theme song yet.

Sir!Theme song?Why, uh, yes,

uh, have it a go.

Oh, real

Chomp, chomp, chomp for something We'll

chomp, chomp, chomp and come We'll

chomp, chomp, chomp for free

Chomp and we'll run and Run and...

And, um.. Uh.. Jump?Jump, jump,

jump, for justice! Real tough, tough,

tough, and thumb! Real tough, tough,

tough, for real! Get me

outta

here! Look, kids, let's talk. It's your

old pal, Plucky Duck, here. I'm not the

comedy reelie, remember?I'm the

star!I want to be...

the biggest duck in acme acres!

Huh

Hey, now we're talking.

I've always wanted to be Catagon in

higher city. MakeWayWard.com,

you expendable extras!

Gotcha! Hell, he's never able to pick

girls up like this before.

Fire!

What the?

Listen, you two men. Chuckles, surely,

surely, Chuckles.

Oh, Chuckles has a new friend.

I give up, kids. No more suggestions for

me. Just make up your minds and put what

you really want on the screen. Honest,

anything you want is okay with me. Excuse

me!

No! Knock on! Knock

on! Now, wait! Yes, I met!

You like us!