01x02 - The Legend of Grimace Island

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thank you

wake up wake up it's another day time to get going with sleep when we can play

morning Sunday good morning gotta get ready to enjoy the view

looking kind of cool looking kinda new there are things we should be trying me

and you a new day's here and fun is over too

step into a new beat got a tingling inside me and it's spreading to my feet

McDonald's [Music]

got something to say [Music]

thank you now good morning and make a ton of land

let's see what's happening first

so let me get this straight you carve a Teensy weeny ship cut it up and glue it

back together inside a little bottle that's the idea isn't that me Nate Ronald this is a very unusual hobby now

they can only get this last piece to stay oh don't get up I'll get it oh thanks

Sunday Ronald McDonald resident Sunday speaking

well he's kind of busy with a ship and a bottle

hey hi grimace

a sock puppet no not that either a baby

I give up what'd you get a lover oh that's great breakfast what's it say I

don't know

that's great don't you want to know what it says shut up hurry Grimace I'm on pins and

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there's a treasure if you do signed all the grimaces of Grimace Island Grimace

Island yeah that's the original a great big island that's been lost for

hundreds of years lost premises why am I not surprised

don't be frightened Grimace we'll all go we'll make an adventure out of it

you do that for me what are friends for

this at the mcdonaldland dock of five minutes even though it was piano practice time that sounds great birdie you can hardly

tell it's Mozart burglary

Grimace needs our help he just gotta let her asking him to save an Island full of grimaces with a treasure on it treasure

tragic oh this is gonna be great it's gonna be

big terrific go get our new friend Franklin and meet us at the mcdonaldland docks in five minutes I'll bring the

ship bring this island here we come do you think we can ever just have a normal

Adventure [Music] oh little dog has a question

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you're batting a thousand on these Landings Ronald sorry about that pal I'll get it right

next time but now one ship just Add Water

[Music] well first officer Sunday have you ever

in your day seen a finer ship and all overseas stunning did I mention that I get

seasick so heavy

one was never set out in a treasure Expedition without the proper necessity

sorry about that Grandma's are you okay uh yeah oh it was just my head and my

collection of excessive French perfume I too wish you'd be more careful grimace

sorry buddy so grass you sure there's a treasure on Grimace Island yeah the

letter said so I bet it's a great big treasure

oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy just wait till the captain hears this

treasure treasure who said treasure you did over there you said Ark trash

I know what I said I was just talking pirate talk pirate you're a real life

pirate please

all right then listen here McNuggets first we have to talk to one-eyed Sally

and see if she thinks you land lovers are fit for sailing

yes oh I like the sound of that I feel salty already

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excited Grimace I think so have you ever been to Grandma's Island before yeah yeah no no but you do know where it is

don't you no not exactly your agreement shouldn't every Grimace know where

Grimace Island is that would be a way too logical well according to the

Grimace Legend no one else in the whole world knows what Legend Grimace well you

see once upon a time she's had Bunches of orals of years ago there was grimace

it was a happy place a place where Noah thought nor uh yelled or invited yellow

ducks to come back with him at the Grimace festivals well one day people in

the island were mean to the friendly grimaces the they heard about the Grimace treasure and who the grimaces

were not very brave you don't say uh yeah so the mean people took the

treasure away from the grimaces uh and never came back or said thank you

that's horrible Grimace I know you should always say thank you then what

happened well you see the mean people didn't get all the Grimace treasure the

and the grimacist for Frankie come back so they did a big Grimace dance and made

the whole island shake so hard it broke from the ocean floor the adrifted Far

Far Away wow so they figured if no one could find them then no one could hurt them or

steal their last treasure that's why nobody has seen them since

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can you imagine how much treasure they must have on that island right now oh no

how much tons bunches Lots this is the chance I've been waiting for we're a

bunch of pirates

all right lucky thing they got that letter from Grimace Island hey Captain bladder you ding dong I wrote that

letter I knew that Grimace and his friends would sail to save the grimaces and lead us right to the legendary

Grimace Island

[Music] imagine a whole Island full of grimaces

yeah a whole Island full of bees but how are we gonna find it no I don't know

think hard Grimace sorry everybody I don't know where Grimace island is I

guess about a very good grandma said bye maybe we should go home now Captain Ronald for Christmas

hey what's that in your pocket grimace oh nothing oh that's just the magic map

my great great grandmother winky Grimace gave me a magic map why didn't you say

something let's see hmm this way to Grimace Island and the treasure let's

set our course [Music] Ronald after all it's the least I can do

for all of your help with my baggage hold on what do you know about reading Maps a Hamburglar we birds have an

unswerving sense of direction how do you think we migrate every year but you don't migrate birdie details Franklin

details okay everybody man your stations

all right let's see oh yeah first mate Bernie so if it is

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me we've never tried this thing before that's just what Adventure Sports

let's hope they're ready

are they biting Hamburglar they're plating everything with the hook okay hold on

I got you

what in the world have you got here the question is what's caught us

a whale of a whale

uh Mr whale allow me to introduce myself I'm Ronald McDonald this is all a big

big misunderstanding

thanks for the push I don't think I like this anymore Ronald well maybe we should

go home okay so you're going to let one hot tempered fish ruin your treasure

trap Birdie's right we have a job to do the grimaces need your help oh boy

be quiet

[Music] [Applause] oh you look at that have you ever seen

anything so beautiful

would you invited me on this

oh Ronald do you think that maybe this might be a good time for a little creative weathering good thinking but

I'll need to get up to the Crow's Nest to do it

look one good blow ought to blow this storm

away

watch it oh all right

just don't get us caught

do you see anything I love you Mommy what's that hey

someone throw him a life preserver I got it I got it hang on

oh it's raining hello gorillas mind if I catch a ride no

problem hop right on thanks grimace you

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here she comes Oceanside

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out hey everybody

thanks for the lift what kind of sorry excuses for park for

you now they know we're following them they think we accidentally bumped into the hybrids all the time don't think

leather you're not good at it well according to the map we're almost

there [Music]

Steady As She Goes I think we have a lot of choice

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part okay okay what is it

the pause

yeah

put me down

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so you want to play tentacle do you

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quick everybody let's get out of here while it's busy with that knot [Music]

all I know is is treasure in front of me good

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oh great something even uglier than blabber oh God

hey sport you wanna play armchair Peter tubes one and two ah sorry Captain we

can't do that can't can't why can't we well you see yeah

I forgot to pack the Torpedoes imagine that fire torpedo two one

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I think Franklin's right we're in another current maybe it's this squiggly

thing on the map the squiggly thing that's no squiggly thing

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looks like it's time for a swim hey here everybody put these on

okay everybody hold hands and when I give the signal we'll all jump together

now

[Music] now this is more like it

where are we my guess is that we're under Grimace Island

look does anyone else hear those drums nah I

thought it was my knees over there

hello anybody home uh I'm Ronald McDonald and uh these are my friends

it's your Island

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give me [Music]

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everybody goo goo then again I'd hate to be seen as a

party pooper [Music]

you have broken eggs and Grimace table no one is allowed to visit the Grimace

Island yeah you have come and now Others May follow now a treasure could never be

safe but we won't do you any harm your high grimacness besides primus's letter told

him to come dark letter foreign

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now I didn't write this no Grimace route this but why would someone send Grimace

a fake letter wow I'll give you

treasure treasure our treasure I wrote

that letter knowing that silly Grimace would lead me right to you silly grimaces and your legendary treasure now

hand it over our else you can't have that treasure it's not

yours what a bet here King ganga that your name isn't it

I'll give you the count of three to tell me where that treasure is ah okay the just follow the trail and

you'll find the cave where the treasures are kept duh please we don't want any

problems just leave us in peace leave you in peace a piece of my cannons

open here I said open fire

are you having fun anymore nah are you so I stopped having fun a

while ago let's quit

can we play with you guys sure thanks for the ride Traders all of you love

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oh no he's coming back

okay everyone stay calm it's only two of them against all of us

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I should hold him half wit let's get that Grandma's treasure oh no this is all my fault nah I should

have known that Leonard was a fake come on Grimace you were tricked it could have happened to anyone yeah but

nevertheless of the Grimace treasure will be taken all because of me then Grimace maybe you owe it to the other

grimacist to stand up to those pirates and stop them from taking that treasure but I'm afraid to fight Ronald but what

if you don't have to fight you could tickle this Ronald we're talking Pirates here I know

but when I tickle Grimace out there in the ocean he was practically helpless I couldn't

have a favorite coward remember but you're not Grimace look at everything you've gone through today why you're the

bravest coward we know [Music] sure you are in fact you're the perfect

coward to stop those pirates from running away with a Grimace treasure duh you're right

no matter what happens no one will say that this Grimace is uh afraid

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wonders never ceased

the cave faster the treasure must be in there [Music]

ah it looks like treasure to me well

open it ears for this moment I Can't Wait Another Minute

remind me of references next time I'm hiring live out of my way not so fast

you one-eyed pirate lady what take care of me blather ah come any

closer and I tickle that treasure belongs to Grimace Island correction my large purple friend

ly now drop the feather and put your hand in the air [Music]

for the record I'm not having fun anymore so you thought you could tickle the

treasure away from old one-eyed Sally did you it was grimace's idea not mine I just

came along for the ride duh please don't tickle t*rture my

friends if you want to pick on someone the pick on me

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I didn't really need it

fire captain they've got us surrounded I can see that weather quick get in the

cave [Music] will one of you grimaces cut us down

let me be the first to thank you your grimacness nah but we have all of you to

thank the Grimace here has shown us all that sometimes the Grimace must rise to

special challenge yeah yeah even if it's a little scary I always knew he had hero

potential duh well I still have a job to finish do you think I could borrow

another feather God one night Sally maybe give her the other one the it's my great honor grimace who

would have thought I always knew he had it in him that and about 900 pounds of something else

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burp in nice Christmas nice Christmas oh

please don't tickle me please please I'll do anything I don't wanna be

tickled today you were very rude uh Pirates

here here how would you like his wooden leg

uh I don't want your leg I want you to be nice or go back to where you came

from and leave the Grimace treasure alone Doris I'll use this I'll give you

to the count of three you drive a hard bargain you bulk of

Brave let's go bladder you're not going to fire me of course not I need you to roll

good going Grimace the thanks guy you have shown us much Grimace we will

always be embedded to you

whoa yeah it is my order to present you with the

treasure of Grimace Island it was by the golden cup of Grimace bravery there has

never ever there have been a Grimace brave enough to earn this exit cup until

today

congratulations Grimace thanks to all of you too oh gosh this

has been quite an adventure oh wait till everybody back home sees this home

sounds like a fabulous idea right now pooped oh me too

me three you tried being a pirate for a day I guess it's time to go

it's all good yeah please know that you are all welcome

here at Grimace Island please come back and visit any time the

we sure will can go now that we know how to get here uh sort of

um just how are we going to get home friends in high places

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in the first place would have been a lot faster come on

guys where's your spirit of Adventure mine's back there where I left my

stomach Hey look what do you mean you lost the orbs

let's start paddling with your hands pirate we've got a long way to go

being a pirate wasn't very fun after all no but I love the whole eye patch part

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oh man not again oh I know all we need is a really big pillow for this side that's a start

[Music] okay everybody we're ready to go the

Ronald McDonald debut of the Grimace home movies

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oh that's my favorite rubber band oh boy there's my grandma winky now oh she's

the one who gave me the map oh and there's my dad with the the my mom aren't they a handsome couple you know

brimmers I have to say you have your mother's eyes and you have your father's prominent chat no really and your

grandma Winky's fat ankles yeah I know I've got a proud of them oh that's my

great grandma Jenny Grandma's oh that's what I got Carson that's one of my ballet recitals you

must have taken a lot of guts to get into that too too and you thought you were a coward yeah

no but not anymore I got a cup to prove it

this is your very own clown Ronald McDonald hoping I'll see you next time live and in person at McDonald's

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