01x04 - Birthday World

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The Wacky Adventures of a Ronald McDonald's hey kids did you hear the

news can't put on your adventure shoes get ready for some big surprises

Adventures come in lots of sizes we'll have fun be outrageous wackiness is your

contagious too I want you all with me and that includes you on the way to play hug a

run for fun going miles for Smiles come on everyone

we never know no no no no what's around the bin how about we just can't wait

Adventures are great with all our friends let me hear you

the Wacky Adventures of a Ronald McDonald thank you

people with your birthday have an outgoing personality an adventurous spirit and really big feat yep oh hey hi

there whoa check out these new anti-gravity boots I got for my birthday don't ever let

anyone tell you astronauts don't give great presents watch this small step for me one giant leap for

clown cars [Music]

batteries must be low oh that sure was a lot of fun sort of like my surprise

birthday party this year Hamburglar sure gave a new meaning to the word surprise and some crabby little professor gave

new meaning to being a kid but I'm getting ahead of myself

now where did I put my everyday shoes [Music]

not there there sh**t

now if I were a pair of shoes where would I be ready

now to find the other shoe there it is

hey what are you doing in there get it what are you doing in there

oh sorry Gill [Music]

30 seconds until Adventure Time Ronald [Music]

let's get this investor going next stop birthday world

five four three two one

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[Music] time for a surprise

[Music] hey Grimace Hamburglar the secret

parties today I made Ronald a gift to give him a lift what can I say hey

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it's a birthday day

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thank you of all the days to mess up I had to pick

Ronald's birthday I'm not a Hamburglar I'm a ham bungler

yes that moppy little hamburglish fellow we'll play right into my plan

to take over [Music]

gonna do hello there my down in the mouth friend

huh who are you how do you say pinchworm

world-renowned evil a master showman I'm here to help you in

your time of need oh sorry but I'm beyond help I need a present for my

friend's birthday everybody else has something great but I got not a Zippo

Zoo ah what you need is a trip to a pencil magical world where troubles are

yesterday and fun is the national bird I'm talking of course about birthday

words it's gonna cost a zillion dollars to get in you are one Sharp customer normally

it costs just that exactly one zillion dollars but because you strike me as a

fine upstanding mcdonaldland citizen I present you with free tickets free

tickets oh this is great I'll have the best gift of all all thanks Mister it's

Professor you spineless little I mean you're welcome

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are you really scared the mailman this morning Sunday he was just doing his job I'm a dog it's what I do say why'd you

want to walk all the way over here anyway hey Ronald good stuff I'm late for your

surprise party foreign

I'll be the surprised one

oh wow guys I had no idea happy birthday

Ronald I made this just for you no birdie this is one of the nicest

hats I've ever seen foreign

[Music] red my friend his name is Ronald not

Dwayne or is fan or dead oh Grimace that was so great with cheeks of white and

fingers 10 and clothes that are wrinkle resistant how many verses are there anyhow

[Applause] the 27 time for cake Ronald I got you

some silly glasses this is Nate I don't use your own Ronald toy

cool I made you something dear to my heart Sunday you're the best

for you [Music]

who says McNuggets don't have rhythm hey Hamburglar what did you get Ronald this

year well not that I like to cry but my gift

is the best one of all what is it I am gonna take everybody to birthday world

wow birthday world that's great what do you think g*ng I never heard of it

fanciful magical world what troubles you yesterday and promised a national bird

follow me

come on guys hurry up let's go we're almost there

hello we will be visiting the park for the day my good man yes you do that

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ha I mean that swell

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the doors talk about a c*ptive audience cam burglar oh come on this will be

great No Escape trapped forever nothing can disturb our day of fun we're never

getting out of here but the game Over Easy Does It grimace yeah let's enjoy

ourselves okay please hamburglar's got a good point it's his gift so let's give it a chance

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can't wait till it goes fast just Buckle me in and let the fun begin

almost free if only this ride was riding with me

don't wanna stay here anymore never had a birthday like this before

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is sliding all the way down it's way too close to the ground who would build such

a stupid slide what a sorry excuse for an amusement ride

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like this before [Music] [Applause]

at last arrived that we all know come on

get in g*ng it's starting to go I the words to describe the thrill I

wouldn't choose

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they call this a theme park what's the theme anyhow crummy rides come on guys

not all theme parks have to have themes about all fun has to be fun

[Music] right next door

thank you you heard the guy come on [Music]

I say we give it a shot yeah it's a shot

[Music] um ignore that cackling I think we got a

winner this time Hamburglar [Music]

let's get ready for fun and adventure [Music]

and solid steel restraints

hey Who you calling pigs enough is enough sir I demand to know

what's going on the names pinchworm and you're going on a little ride

the ride of your lives

give me the right of Our Lives that's a bad thing that they should

rename it you let us out of here this minute sorry no can do

happy birthday Ronald everybody just hang on

please do enjoy the ride my sorry friends [Music]

right

this roller coaster listen to us horns those noisy clackers

I don't think I like this at all

stuck sorry as mean as can be [Music]

I'd like to fly get away from that creepy guy

welcome to pinchworm's House of mirrors

[Music] flashing lights are way too bright cause something tells me this isn't right I'm

getting scared I'm losing my sight it's giving me an awful Pride

[Music] will be some fun look out guys those

bears are coming right at us and there's no place to run

[Music] I'd like to fly get away from that

creepy guy

entering the garden of pinchworm light

I like stuff and smell the flowers but these flowers could scare a bee

watch out everybody be careful now

thank you

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guys I think something's happened here [Music]

funny you're funny um

no itty bitty Grimace I'm a puppy again I hope I'm housebroken I can't believe

it that crazy Ray it made us all younger the Ray Hill

Reynolds right look at me I'm too young to fly

Hey where's Franklin and take up [Applause]

[Music] come on guys

my little children oh we've gotta get out of here [Music]

oh no it's locked up

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and I gotta find a fire hydrant yeah

this should do it [Music]

got it let's go

come on

what are my test toddlers ah of course when I

made them younger they were able to slip through the restraints threat dog stuff

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[Music] I'm looking for a red-haired toddler

white face red Nose smells like fries and pickles go boys

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[Music] hurry everybody we've gotta outsmart

this robotic Rover

thank you [Music]

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hang on Hamburglar

hey boy got a phone a nice metal bone who's my favorite

puppy here boy

some pups have no shame come on [Music]

here we go

that's not Ronald McDonald you kibble for brains must I do all by passively

Deeds myself Peach Lamb's best friend indeed

left or uh that way

but we want to go this way [Music]

nice [Music]

burger boy third brain Burger boy everybody we've

got to get away from pinchworm emergency

[Music] he's coming back

there you are now stay in one place oh no dessert after dinner

come on guys you hear him no dessert after dinner

He's the bad guy remember but dessert what is it something good we'll have

time for that later let's go [Music]

no place to hide but what do we do now [Music]

anybody have any pepper yeah let's see yeah sugar yeah cinnamon yeah

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this space should slow him down come on [Music]

no this way over here make a left whoops no the other left

coming right behind you

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were trapped we're surrounded by bushes excuse me a sec would you okay maybe I

can fly

your wings grows up at least he didn't get us into this mess

someone going to bed without the story tonight

bad guy remember

what do we do I can't sleep without a story leave it to me

wake up sleepyhead you've got somebody to play with

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[Music] we've got to get to a safe place and

fast to get away from pinchworm and well cause teak has got a diaper thing happening eyes eyes by a great place to

hide okay I'll count one eleven nine

twenty three

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burglar how'd you find this place I saw a sign that said brothers and Friends hide here ah I don't think that sign was

a good sign

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hello there my young troublemakers thought you'd Seen the Last of Me I

figured you got bushed so what do you want with us you my little band of

wide-eyed Muppets have played a part in his study you have proven that my

babelmatic Ray is fully operational patent pending it turns anyone it saps

into children we kind of noticed now change us back

don't you talk to me in that tone of voice my young Magical Friend I love it

this is just the beginning the Ray I used on you was my portable model I have

constructed a giant Ray which I will turn on the earth to transform the

entire population into Wee Little Children

don't you see I be the only one who can stay up late the only one who can reach

the top shells the only one allowed to hold the remote control in short I will

[Music] rule crowded you're messy

oh do you think a Madman could make this

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yeah probably someone is just itching for a time out

ah I must power up the generator [Music]

honest to throw the big switch

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thank you [Music]

guys control yourself

hold on guys I'm coming being small

it's not like being tall me I'd rather crawl

[Music] I thought it would be fun

[Music] get busy try not to get dizzy get busy

cause things are spinning but I gotta try to get busy busy busy trap I gotta

set them free busy busy trap a one a two a three it's a trap yeah I want my

Bobby's lap I'm about to snap what do we do where will we go

never fear cause your friend Ronald's here to get in gear yeah

busy busy trap as busy busy busy trap oh you can't beat me busy

busy trap why are you still bothering me busy busy trap a one two three

last we're free

oh no it's ten past two you know what that means I don't know I can't tell time

that you never could so in five minutes pinchworm is gonna

throw the big switch Yeah will we ever find him no wait I think I'm picking up his tent

go for it someday hands of lilac a pinch of Pure Evil a dash of dirty diaper

sorry follow me [Music]

oh yeah you're too late my minuscule mascot the

generators are charged I'm ready to the planet any last words before I turn

the entire population into a bevy of babies

[Music] a large grouping usually a quail well

you know I think Grimace has some last words I do

would be a good time for my birthday poem you got it

his clothes are straight his feet are large his nose is Cherry blue

his name is wobble not Dwayne or Sven or uh wait a sec but maybe I should try and

live at the first his smile is Big his eyes are too let's

not forget his Queen I'd rather be with Ronald that'd be with them someone green

he said

time to throw the big switch

big on you that's right

[Music] I give up right now if I were you nonsense Patty has changed

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thank you [Music]

okay surprise [Music]

oh no so sweaty I won't forget the little

people oh no okay burglar it's to you on the

floor my last birthday gift it's our only chance

you mean you want me to save the entire world yeah not that there's any pressure on

you yeah

come on hamburger who wants to do something right

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thank you [Music]

hey Ronald we're not babies you can put us down whoa thanks to Hamburglar

pinchworms Ray backfired and turned us all back to normal thank you all right you nailed it good

going Hamburglar well I kind of got us into this mess the least I could do was

get us out that's what you get for listening to evil scientists whatever

happened to pinchworm anyway [Music]

[Music] up for some birthday cake this

hamburglar's the big hero he gets the first piece so you're not mad at me

I mean I didn't exactly get you a great present oh Hamburglar the best birthdays

are when you get to spend time with friends and that's just what happened here today

who else wants cake I'll have a bevy of cake

[Music] what did I tell you that was fun huh boy

Hamburglar in trouble go together like Sunday in a two bone I heard that it's a joke

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wow I'm the luckiest clown I know hey a card happy belated birthday from King ganga

and all your surfing duh friends on Grimace Island oh well better belated

then be never oh well I knew it was a surfboard by the

shape of the box oh great birthday I hope all your birthdays are just as much fun for you

and your friends message from Hamburglar serves oh looks like it's time to hit

the waves until next time this is your very own

clown Ronald McDonald hoping I'll see you live and in person at McDonald's [Music]

hey everybody if you thought that was fun take a peek at some of the other Adventures we have in store for you

[Applause] coming soon a wacky new Ronald McDonald

Adventure halftime will travel take a journey back in time with Ronald and his

friends as they travel through the ages and then counter hungry dinosaurs crabby

Kings and a posse of cowboys don't miss have time we'll travel

thank you [Music]

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