Crispy (2024)

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[Ricky] What the hell is this...

[dirt shifting]

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[fire blazing]

Oh my God.

Is that?

We have to, we need some sort of,

we need some weapons.

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[footsteps lightly striking]

[person moaning]

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Hey, everybody, it's your

boy, Tate, coming at you live.

Well, I mean, not really live.

I mean, I'm live,

but you're watching a recording,

so it's not really...

Whatever. All right.

This is my new channel, "Tate's World,"

where I'll be posting all my hilarious,

awesome and sometimes

very informative vids.

That's right.

This channel, it's my

world, but it's yours, too.

And I'm all about world peace.

I'm 14 and I'm just starting out.

I like reading science fiction novels

and I love hanging out with my friends.

Ricky, you know what's up?

And my dog, Trixie, too.

I'm also into fly fishing with my dad.

And I am so good at solving puzzles.

Like I'm just so good at them.

I also...

Damn it!

Okay. All right, take two. [Hand claps]

Hey, everybody.

It's your man, Tate, coming at you live.

Well, I mean, not really.

Like I'm live and you're watching.

Uh, watch.

Dammit!

Okay. It's your boy, Tate.

Coming at you live.

You're watching...

All right.

Hey, everybody.

It's your man, main, main

man, Tate, coming at you live.

Well, I mean, not really,

like you're watching a recording,

but I'm live.

[Mom] Tate, did you

take out the garbage yet?

[sighs] Mom, I'm filming a video.

[Mom] Do it now.

[Tate] But if it's lost treasure,

then how the hell does

anyone know about it?

Dude, I've explained

this a zillion times.

There are clues about these things.

Yeah, some are not legit,

but people who know about the

real ones passed on the info.

It's all here.

You just have to dig for it.

[Tate] Well, if you

ever find anything, Ricky,

I'll be right there.

My followers would love to see it.

[Ricky scoffs]

What?

Nothing, dude.

You and your followers

will be the first to know.

[Harmony] What are you losers doing?

[Tate] Hey, Harmony, what's going on?

[Harmony] Not much.

Hey, Alexa, put on

Harmony's chill out mix.

[Alexa] Playing Harmony's chill out mix.

[Tate] This family is way

too addicted to the internet.

You guys need to experience real life.

[Harmony] Says the kid with a camera

constantly glued to his face.

[Tate] Okay, whatever. Good point.

But I'm just documenting things.

I'm out there.

I'm a man of the people.

[Alexis] Ha, ha, ha.

A man.

[Tate] So what's so

interesting on there today?

[Alex] Well, I'm not

just wasting my time

looking for magic treasure

that doesn't exist.

[Tate] Shut up, Harm.

[Harmony] There actually is a lot

of useful information

on here, medical things,

some that contradict conventional theories

and people who have actual

evidence of treatments

for all types of ailments and diseases.

[Tate] Oh, that's cool.

Yeah, my mom once gave me this homey,

homeopathic stuff for a

cold and it totally worked.

Please. She's spends

all her time chatting

with her boyfriend on there.

- [Harmony] You shut up.

- [Tate] Oh, word?

[Harmony] He's not my boyfriend.

We just connected and...

Yeah, yeah, and he's not even real.

You're getting catfished big time.

Don't Venmo him anything.

[Harmony] You're such a hater.

God, I can't wait until

you finally go to college.

[Ricky] Yeah, well who

the hell is gonna feed you

when mom and dad go away on

one of their stupid cruises?

[Harmony] I'll figure it out.

[Tate] Okay, chill you two.

Man, where's the love?

Okay, whatever, family

drama gets a lot of hits.

I'm def posting this.

- Holy sh*t!

- [Tate] What?

Oh my freaking God.

There's literal actual

treasure here in Massachusetts

in the next g*dd*mn county over.

[Tate] Wait, what you mean?

I mean there are coins

left over from the Revolutionary w*r

buried in the woods in Templeton.

That's like half an hour away.

[Harmony] Hmm. Sounds made up.

It's not.

This site is actually one

of the most reliable ones.

They found all types

of artifacts and relics

all over the country.

They have freaking testimonials.

Oh my God. We gotta get there.

[Tate] I mean, yeah, I'm down, Rick.

[Harmony] And how exactly

are you two geniuses getting there?

You can't drive.

You definitely don't have money

for that long an Uber ride.

Oh, text Louie.

Get him over here.

And make sure he brings his sister.

[Tate] You mean Melanie?

That's the one.

[Harmony] You mean the

girl you're obsessed with?

What a flimsy a*s plan

to get her over here.

Ricky, she's a junior.

You have as much of a chance with her

as I do of break dancing right now.

I swear to God, Harmony.

I'm gonna reprogram your computer

so you can only say curse words.

[Harmony] Real classy.

And what kind of dumb a*s threat is that?

I'd like it.

Would give me an excuse

to curse even more.

f*ck, yeah.

All right. Enough.

Tate, get texting.

[Tate] On it.

[Louiee knocking]

- Hello?

- Hey, Lou's up.

- What's up, bro?

And Melanie, thanks so much

for bringing this guy over.

Whatever, just make it quick.

I have my SAT prep class later.

Oh, don't worry.

You'll be carrying

those big multi syllabus

vocab words into your brain in no time.

Oh, like pusillanimous?

[Ricky] What does that mean?

Who cares?

It's got pus right at the beginning.

Okay. I'll leave you here

and I'll be back to pick

you up when I'm done.

No, no, no, please stay.

This won't take long. I promise.

This is sounding like

fun already, brotado.

Uh, Damien, what are you doing here?

What's up, Rick?

I came with Melanie. What'd you think?

Oh, I didn't know you two were...

Nevermind. All good.

[Damien] Yeah, we're together.

[gentle music]

Will you get that thing

outta my face, please?

[Tate] Hey guys, what's up?

And sorry, Melanie. I just...

Yo, my man!

Chill, Mel, God, that's his thing.

Don't worry, he could just add a filter

that doesn't make you look so hideous.

You're 14. You don't need a thing.

And I don't like being filmed.

[Harmony] Tell me about it.

[Melanie] Oh, hi, Harmony. How are you?

[Harmony] Living the dream.

[Melanie] Yeah, I hear you.

[Harmony] Do you?

[Louie] What up, H b*mb?

Guys, can we speed this up?

I got lac practice. Am I right?

Yeah.

All right, let's get down to business.

I've assembled you all here today

because each and every one

of us is about to be...

What, Ricky?

Super rich.

Heck, yes!

Let's get that cheddar, baby. [Humming]

You are so cringe.

What are you talking about?

Yeah, man, is this is

some kind of crypto thing

because I'm already making

bank with that sh*t.

I'm glad you asked, Melanie.

I don't know if you know this about me,

but I'm sort of an amateur

archeologist and anthropologist.

[Harmony] Oh, God.

[Ricky] A young Indiana

Jones, if you will.

[Tate] Wait, who's that?

Obviously, someone

from Indiana named Jones.

Dude!

All right. Just like listen.

I'm part of an online group

that investigates antique

and sometimes even ancient artifacts

and before you get all

like skeptical or whatever,

just hear me out.

There was a battle fight

during the Revolutionary w*r

and as the Confederates were losing,

the main general, this guy "Rettenmaier,"

he jotted down a little note in a map

of where he was hiding

the satchel of gold coins

that were in his possession.

A professor at a school in the South

just uncovered the letter and the map

and it's in what today is Templeton.

I repeat! Let's get that cheddar, son!

So, I'm confused.

What do you need me for?

Look, I'll show you.

The coins are estimated to be anywhere

between 20 and 50 grand.

And if we find them, which I know we will,

because we're the only

people in the group chat

who live remotely near here,

then we split the cash evenly, all of us.

So what do you say?

[scoffs] You guys just want

me to come so that I can drive

because you're all babies

who don't even have your permits yet.

[Harmony] Hey!

[Melanie] Sorry. Not you, Harmony.

[Damien] Damn, that's cold, Mel.

Wait, didn't you fail your

driver's test like twice?

So why are you even talking?

Shut up.

Yeah, Melanie, we need you.

But it's not just for the ride.

I'd really love for

you to be part of this.

Screw it, I'll skip

lac practice for this.

But I have my SAT prep class.

Melanie, it's like four

or five grand each minimum.

I think it's worth missing one session.

- Okay, fine. [Laughs]

- [Louie] Yes!

[Harmony] Sorry to be a buzzkill,

but I think you guys

should be very careful.

[Melanie] What do you mean, Harmony?

[Harmony] I just have

a bad feeling about this.

[Tate] Here we go.

[Ricky] Like one of

your primo or premature...

[Harmony] Premonitions, yes.

I just see or feel a bad

energy looming there.

Wait, so you have like visions?

Like psychic sh*t?

She gets these feelings

and one time, she's right

about a disturbance outside.

[Harmony] If you would just listen...

[Ricky] And it was

raccoons in our garbage.

Oh no, no, no, hate those fuzzy f*ck.

[Harmony] And what about grandma?

[Tate] What about grandma?

It's nothing.

This whole conversation is ridiculous.

[Harmony] You can do whatever you want.

I'm telling you this for selfish reasons.

I don't want to be stranded here

with no one to feed me tonight.

[Damien] Yeah, no, guys, I

think we should take this over.

Oh my God, Harmony.

We'll be back in like two hours max.

Just chill, all right?

[Harmony] I can't stop you, obviously,

but you need to be observant, Ricky.

Sometimes I feel like

you don't want to see

what's right in front of you,

especially if it gets in the way

of your idyllic little life.

We're going now and we'll back soon.

Are we cool?

Samuel L. Mother F'ing Jackson.

Okay, but if Harmony's

right and something feels off,

we leave immediately, got it?

Yeah. What she said.

All good with me.

Now let's get a move on.

We are gonna get paid, b*tches!

[Damien] Almost there, babe.

Yeah, but where do I park to

get closest to the the site?

[Siri] Turn right at the

next light onto Crompond Road.

[Damien] f*ck you, Siri. Geez.

[Louie] Where you roll?

Um, the main parking should be fine.

Looks like it'll put us about

a mile away from the cave,

which are where the coins are buried.

[Tate] You guys, I'm actually

a pretty decent spelunker.

[Damien] Wait, wait,

wait. You're a spelunker?

No surprises there.

[Tate] No, you idiot.

That means someone who explores caves.

Oh! You know who's

ca I likes to explore?

Ms. Williams.

You know what I'm talking about, son?

[Tate] Yeah, I mean

for an English teacher,

she is pretty hot.

[Damien] I can't argue there.

[Melanie scoffs]

What? Come on, it's true.

You're way hotter. Mel.

Why in the hell did I agree to this?

[Louie] Oh, come on,

don't be jelly, Mel.

I can't believe I'm missing my lesson

to spend the day with

these sophomore boys.

[Damien] Hey, don't

forget I'm here, too.

I know my way around the woods.

[Tate] Oh, yeah?

Yeah, man. I can make

a mean a*s fire, too.

[Tate] What's an a*s fire?

[Louie] That's what you get

after eating Mexican food.

Guys, come on focus.

When we get there, I'll

leave you to the cave.

But keep an eye out, in

case there are any clues

or anything that seems helpful.

Wait, what? What do you mean?

I thought we'd just go to the cave,

get the coins and then that's that.

Yeah, I mean that's like

99% of what will happen.

[Melanie] And the other 1%?

Well, sometimes if

people post on the site,

they'll have it backwards or

some info will be a little off.

And then there's the slim minority

of people who post hoaxes.

[Melanie] No, I'm turning around.

No, this person's legit.

All the other things he post on the site

turn out to be real.

Plus, I can feel it.

Oh, so now you believe in like feelings?

No, bro. You know what I mean?

Just a good vibe.

Yeah, man. I'm all about vibes.

Like when I'm wheeling down the field,

I just get the vibe

and I smoke the defender

and snipe on the net.

[Tate] Cool!

Um, speaking of that,

what was Harmony talking

about, about your grandma?

It's nothing. So stupid.

[Louie] Oh, I love stupid. Tell us.

[Damien] Yeah, man. Dish it.

Tate, remember when my grandma died

like two years ago?

[Tate] Yep.

Well, Harmony said she had this feeling

the night before it happened

that something horrible

was gonna happen to her.

[Louie] Dude, that's creepy.

No, bro, it's just

coincidence. She was 90.

We had the feelings she's

gonna, you know, any day.

It sucks. My grandpa died.

What happened?

He was like old, I guess.

[Louie] I'm sure it's

a great story, bro.

[Siri] Stay left at the fork,

and then your destination is on the right.

Crispy, let's get this

crusty old bread, fools!

I swear to God, you were adopted.

[Tate] Hey, Louie, can you

come hold this for a second?

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, no, it just got

way colder all of a sudden.

[Louie] Don't wanna

freeze your skinny off, huh?

All right, just gimme that back.

Yo, isn't that that kid from YouTube?

Yeah, it's the nerd, Tate.

[Melanie] What?

[Damien] Hey, what you doing?

I'm just preparing in

case anything jumps out.

I may have to actually smack them.

[laughs] Let's hope not.

I don't want you smacking anything.

Oh, yeah?

So this trail here,

this'll lead us about half the way.

[Melanie] And the rest?

And then we'll keep going.

Awesome.

[Louie] All right, Ricky,

lead us oh fearless leader.

[Tate] Yeah, let's do it, Magellan.

Who's that?

[Tate] Super famous

explorer from Portugal.

Whatever, Magellan.

[leaves rustling]

[Tate] Let's go, this way.

[Louie] You sure, man?

This way it looks way easier.

Yep, I'm sure.

Hey, you hold this for now.

[laughing] Smooth as always.

Hey, I wasn't ready.

[leaves rustling]

[leaves rustling continues]

[Tate] Guys? Can we stop for a second?

I really have to pee.

We just got out here.

[Tate] Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.

Okay, I'll be quick.

Dude, don't let a tick bite your d*ck.

[leaves rustling]

[leaves rustling continues]

[Tate heavily breathing]

[leaves rustling]

We're still going me in

the right direction, right?

Yeah, you know, just

like 10 minutes or so

till we get to the next part.

Okay. Cool.

- You all right, babe?

- Yeah, I'm fine.

[Tate] So, uh, what are you

guys gonna do with the cash?

Good question. I'm gonna buy a Tesla.

Yeah, that makes sense.

I'll put it into a high yield stock.

Triple that sh*t in a year.

Oh, says the wannabe finance bro.

Wannabe? I'm already crushing it, bud.

[Tate] Well, I've been eyeing

this sweet camera on eBay.

A red digital Cinema KOMODO

6K and a pro grade audio kit.

Even if we only get the 5,000 each,

like you said, Ricky,

I'll be able to afford it

so that's a win.

It's good to hear someone's

realistic in this group.

And you, now?

In all honesty,

I think I would just

put it towards college.

I have these private schools I wanna go to

that my parents can't really pay for

and I would probably have a lot of loans.

Boring. Dude, Tesla.

What about you, Richard?

Um, well that's kind of

a complicated question.

How so?

Well, there's a lot of

stuff you gotta look out for

in you know, the future.

Okay, cryptic much?

I mean you just never know.

I mean, I'm kind of curious to even...

Anyways.

Oh, that's sweet.

Oh, that's sweet.

Eh, whatever.

I might just buy a new biker

or some new shoes or...

What's wrong?

I seemed to have lost reception.

[friends groan]

Hey, well, what'd you expect?

We're pretty deep in here.

I mean, you can still use the map, right?

You don't need a signal for that?

Yeah, yeah, no sweat.

Hey, the original spores didn't use WiFi.

Oh, like Magellan?

Yeah, no, I don't know, guys.

I know my way back from here.

Maybe we should just turn around?

No, just keep going.

Louie, gimme that thing.

Show off.

Yo, watch this.

[branch breaks]

Oh wow, someone call Cobra Kai.

[electric whirring]

But that doesn't make any sense.

Oh, come on, Mel.

It's not Ricky's fault we got lost.

I mean, at least not completely.

Okay, just wait a sec, the map-

The map is a piece of sh*t.

And now we're out here and we're lost

and it's raining and we have

like an hour of light left,

if that!

So let's just go. This is so stupid.

Okay, just wait a second.

I'm sure it's close by, it's-

Let's leave. That's what I'm doing.

Yeah, I'm totally over it, babe.

Let's dip.

Wait, let's just look in this area

for like 15 more minutes.

If we don't find anything,

we all go back together, you know?

Fine. 15 minutes.

15 minutes is all I need.

Oh, you're the worst.

Whatever. Do whatever you want.

I'm out of here.

You're just gonna leave me here?

Are you serious?

Yeah, I'll be back in

the car waiting for you

when you finally come to your senses.

Awkward.

[Tate] Well, the most

logical thing we can do

is each walk for five

minutes in one direction.

There's four of us, so

North, South, East, West.

We could use the sun for

like direction if it was out.

If the cave really is around here...

No, no, I'm realizing

I'm the oldest one here.

And if any of you gets k*lled,

I'm gonna be the blame.

Oh, please, Melanie.

You're only 14 and a half

months older than me.

No, she's right.

That's a good idea, Tate, but

it could lead to problems.

We'll just stick together.

[Tate] Just trying to

be logical but whatevs.

Pretty clear, there's

nothing in this area here.

Or here.

And this part of the woods, it's thicker.

Perfect.

And there could be anything, you know,

'Cause you can't see from,

that's like vantage point.

I've got a good feeling about it.

You and your feels, man.

Come on. Follow me.

[electric whirring]

[leaves rustling]

[leaves continue rustling]

No, that's it. I'm calling it.

Wait, it hasn't even

been like five minutes yet.

Yeah, Ricky, but you can clearly see

there isn't sh*t ahead.

Let's just go back to the car

before it gets completely dark.

[leaves rustling]

Whoa! Um.

Hi. Don't be scared.

Not a bear, just a guy.

Sorry, we must look like ridiculous.

No worries. It's all good.

Sorry if I frightened you guys.

I know the woods can be

a little nerve wracking.

I'm Adam.

Hey, Adam, I'm Ricky.

These are my friends.

I'm Melanie. I'm actually

just sort of babysitting them.

Yeah, totally. That's what's happening.

Okay, um, what are

you guys doing out here?

We're just out for a hike.

What are you doing here?

Me? I'm out here all the time.

I love the woods.

I hike the entire perimeter every weekend

and sometimes, I hike

that mountain over there.

[Tate] The outdoorsy type, huh?

Yeah, you could say that.

So you know this area pretty well then?

Yeah, sure do.

We heard there's like a cool cave

right around there.

Do you know where that is like exactly?

Okay, I see. You guys

are treasure hunters.

[laughing] What gave it away?

We're sure it's cool

and we we wanna see it.

Yeah man, we're just, you

know, like hardcore spelunkers?

[laughing] Okay.

Just, I saw a bunch of people out here

looking for some civil w*r

artifacts or something.

[Tate] Revolutionary w*r!

Tate, shut up.

Guys! Relax.

I'm not trying to steer

you loot or anything.

Not my scene. [Laughing]

But how could they know about?

Look, there is a cave

about a mile that way,

about in the West, so.

I'd get a move on it

though, if I were you,

before it gets dark.

Do you guys have flashlights?

[Tate] My camera has a super

high-powered halogen light,

so we're all set.

No, thanks, Adam, but we're fine.

We're just gonna head back

to my car so it's all good.

Who died and made you queen?

The queen.

Regardless [laughs],

if you head that way,

there's cell reception over there.

The altitude is a little higher

so you can better

navigate back to your car

than trusting in your map there.

Thanks, Adam. We really appreciate it.

No problem.

Guys, honestly,

I don't think you're gonna

find anything out there

but it couldn't hurt to check, I guess.

Just be careful.

Of what?

Well, there's some vagrants

that like to hang out around there.

No one you really wanna run into.

[I Nope.

Well, good luck.

Guys.

- Nice meeting you.

- Nice. [Laughs]

Hee hee hee.

So quick question, are

you gonna follow him

to slob's knob now or?

Shut up, Louie.

Guys, come on.

We definitely should head that way.

Okay, I agree, but just so

we can get cell reception.

[leaves rustling]

[leaves continue rustling]

And we're off in the direction

of the ever-dwindling sun.

He's gonna rave in the

[indistinct], rave in the-

I really do hope a bear does eat you.

[leaves rustling]

Okay. It's been 20 minutes.

That's how long it takes to walk a mile.

There's nothing here in this

godforsaken forest of f*ck.

Hey, not entirely nothing.

You did see that cool rock from before?

No, I'm calling it, we're going back.

Wait, we're so close. I can feel it.

Enough.

Adam was right about one thing.

I do have at least one bar here.

- Praise be.

- Yeah, I can get us back.

Even if the signal drops,

my map will still show

us the way to the car.

Wait a second, what's

that right over there?

Nothing, it's another cool rock.

Let's go.

No, Jelly Melly, I think he's right.

That could be the cave.

I told you never to call me Jelly Melly.

And no, it's just some

little house or something.

Come on, we've come this far.

Let's just check it out.

And if it's not the cave,

we bounce, all right?

This is the last detour.

There! See!

That's definitely a cave.

Whoa!

[Louie, Ricky and Melanie yelling]

[object thuds]

[Ricky] Are you sure you're okay?

I thank God you're okay.

My special girl.

[Tate] So what the hell just happened?

Oh sh**t, sorry, bro. Are you all right?

[Tate] I think so though. So?

So we fell in a hole.

[Tate] Yeah, okay.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Where the hell is Louie?

Are you d*ck licks okay?

Yeah, Lou, we're fine.

It looks like you guys fell in a hole.

Thanks, genius.

Is there anything up there

that can help us get out?

Like, I don't know, a branch

or a rope or something?

Uh, yeah, gimme a second.

Louie to the case!

I'm sorry, I'm really sorry,

but how the hell was I suppose to know

there'd be a giant hole here?

You mean a trap?

This isn't just some massive

random hole in the woods.

This is like a g*dd*mn

bear trap or something.

Yeah, sure. It's probably what it is.

Again, how the hell would I know

that I picked-

We were the ones that

were following you.

You were just going anywhere

without even looking at the

direction you were going.

I'm sorry, okay. I'm really sorry.

How many times do you want me to say it?

Look, look, I know this sucks,

but we'll get out here.

And we'll go right back.

Right?

[Tate] Yeah. It sounds

like a very solid plan to me.

But I just gotta say this.

It got a heck of a lot more interesting.

Dude. Not now.

- sh*t. sh*t.

- What?

My phone, I don't have it.

It's okay. Don't panic.

We'll find it.

[Tate] Maybe it fell outta your hand,

you know, when we fell in?

You think?

I'm not getting a signal

down here anyway, so.

Goddamnit, this stupid excursion

has been screwed from the beginning.

What was I thinking?

Going on some g*dd*mn treasure hunt.

I mean, I must be losing my mind.

I should have just gone with Damien.

It's not that bad.

Louie will be back soon

and then we'll get the hell outta here.

Did I just hear the

name of someone awesome?

Our hero.

I'm gonna lower this bad boy down.

Great, our rescue

depends on my weak brother.

Shut up now.

Just lower it down here.

- Stop.

- [gasps] Louie!

- Louie.

- Are you okay?

Louie, what's going on?

Louie, say something.

Was up?

Goddamnit!

Lou, what the hell?

I'm sorry, but you guys

are too g*dd*mn easy.

You should have seen your faces.

[Tate] Not cool, man.

Okay, take a chill pill.

Here.

Thank you.

- Damn it.

- It's okay.

Maybe you can use it to climb up

and you can twist up the rest of the way.

- Yeah.

- No, it's fine.

I'll look for a bigger stick.

No, no, stay here.

We'll just follow Ricky's plan.

- Yeah.

- Just toss it down.

Come on.

- Yeah. Mel, you go first.

No!

[Melanie gasps]

Louie, g*dd*mn it!

- Dude, come on.

- Quit doing that.

Yeah, man. Come on.

[Tate] Guys, I don't

wanna be an alarmist

but I think I actually saw

someone grab him this time.

- Could you play it back?

- [Tate] Yeah.

I don't know what that proves,

but I don't think he's

pranking us this time.

Melanie, you'll be okay.

He's tough. You know that.

I don't know that.

We don't know anything.

I'm not just gonna sit here

and wait while my brother's

taken by, whatever.

[branch dragging]

I'm going up. Hold this stent.

Ow, ah!

I'm a little taller than you.

Maybe I could reach it.

- Be my guest.

- I'll help.

Ugh! Freaking [indistinct].

I'm sorry, I should have warned you.

Dammit!

I'm an idiot! You're right.

We never should have.

Now Louie is, I don't even know.

And it's getting late.

And Harmony's all alone and-

Don't freak out on me right now, okay?

I shouldn't have blamed you.

We all chose to come

here together, all right?

Let's just put our heads together

and figure out how to get outta here.

Absolutely. 100.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.

Plus, Damien might come looking for us.

Don't bet on it.

Well, we obviously can't

use the branch as it is, so.

Yeah, I mean, maybe if we broke it up.

But like what if we like...

We can break it into little pieces.

Yeah and we can like

use it as like pegs.

Oh, you guys mean, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then stick it in the dirt.

Use it as like a ladder

or steps or something.

- Okay, let's do it.

- Wait, perfect.

Okay, okay, all right.

[Ricky groaning]

Oh, that's a good one.

[branch breaks]

Next.

- Okay, let's try again.

- Yeah.

[branch breaks]

[Ricky groans]

It's perfect. We just

need a few more like that.

Yeah.

[branch breaks]

[Ricky groans]

That's good.

Nice work, Rick.

You can add woodworking

to your college resume.

- All right. Ready?

- Yeah.

[Ricky groans]

- [Melanie] Go.

[Ricky yells]

Guys, I don't think it's gonna work.

The dirt is too loose here.

[Ricky groaning, panting]

Where's that smoke coming from?

- Shh.

- [Adam] Hey, you guys okay?

- Is that?

- Adam, right?

Yeah, yeah, I think so.

Are you sure that's him?

[Adam] Grab onto the rope

and I'll help pull you up.

It sounds like him.

But, what?

But what if he's the one who took Louie?

[Tate] We have to ask Louie,

to be sure first, right?

Okay, let me do it.

Adam, is that you?

Is my brother up there?

[Adam] Geez! What happened to you guys?

We fell in this hole.

[Adam] Okay, got you. Are you okay?

Yeah, we're fine. Is

my brother up there?

[Adam] Your brother?

Oh, you mean the other kid

that was with you guys?

There was no one else up here.

I just heard a commotion from before.

It came as soon as I could.

Okay, thanks. sh*t.

Wait, we're gonna come

up now one at a time, okay?

[Adam] Sounds good.

I'm just gonna step back.

Just signal me when you start to climb.

Yeah?

- Yep.

After you.

- Thanks.

[leaves shifting]

- All right, coming up.

- [Adam] Okay, got it.

Almost there.

Melanie.

[Melanie groans]

[Melanie yells]

Melanie?

[Adam] Who the f*ck are you?

Ah! Melanie.

Melanie, are you there?

Are you okay?

Adam, what happened?

Hey, what's going on? [Panting]

[Tate] Melanie, are you hurt?

Can you just please say

something? Anything?

What the hell just happened?

Whoever's screwing with

us, they just got Melanie.

[Tate] By the sounds of it, Adam, too.

We're trapped.

[Tate] Only, they're gonna get us, too.

Come on, dude. Don't freak out.

[Tate] Who else is here?

I didn't see any other

person in these stupid woods.

Dude, I don't know.

[Tate] Adam did say

there were like indigence

or indigenous around here.

Yeah, yeah, I mean, I mean, could be.

That makes the most sense right

now, but who the hell knows?

[Tate] Well, at least Adam was right

about getting some service up here.

Yeah, you're right.

That means if we can

just get up there again,

we actually have a chance of

finding Louie and Melanie,

calling the police

and actually getting the hell outta here.

[Tate] Okay, so how do we get outta here

without whoever the hell is

up there like k*lling us?

Dude, Tate, we don't know anything.

We don't know that he's k*lling anyone.

[Tate] Well, what do you

think happened to Louie?

To Melanie, Adam?

I don't hear them like talking or living.

Do you?

Keep your voice down, stay calm.

Whoever it is up there,

they obviously know we're down here

and that we can't escape,

but maybe we can use

that to our advantage.

[Tate] Okay, that's smart, but how?

All right, how about this?

I can use some of the branch pieces

and like attempt to climb up

the side of the hole again.

[Tate] Okay. But then like what?

Just listen.

I can use it as like a decoy.

I'll pretend to climb up a bit

and then I'll fake a fall and

scream like I broke my ankle.

[Tate] Like what, then?

Well, whoever's up there,

they'll think I'm injured,

you know, if I can really sell it

and that I can't fight back.

And then they'll think

it's just him against you.

And I'm pretty sure

he'll be confident enough

to believe that he can handle that.

No problem.

No offense, Tate.

[Tate] None taken.

And there's also a

chance he doesn't know

exactly who's down here.

[Tate] Pretty damn sure he does.

Yeah, same, but there's

also a possibility

he doesn't know you're down here.

So I was thinking like get in the corner

and kind of hide.

[Tate] Where?

We're in this like hole crevice thing.

There's no corners.

Yeah. Dude, you know what I mean?

Just hide yourself the best you can

and definitely keep recording everything.

This is probably like

super important evidence

for the police, after all this is over.

[Tate] This would make

hell a interesting vid.

Sorry. Sorry.

Okay. But then what?

Well, once he comes

down to like, get me,

I'll jump up and I'll have

one of the bigger pieces

of the branch with me

and I'll crack him in the head with it.

You know, element of

surprise kind of sh*t.

[Tate] Yeah. I feel you.

Good, and if you wanna have

one of the pieces with

you too, just in case.

[Tate] Yeah, I'll do that.

Okay.

[footsteps striking]

[Tate] Um, you ready?

Yeah, let's put on a show

for the psychos a*s clown.

Louie! Melanie!

I think I have a way to come up!

I'm coming up now!

[leaves shifting]

Oh! Oh, my ankle!

sh*t, I think it's broken!

Oh, sh**t. Oh, it hurts so bad, oh!

Oh!

Oh, sh*t!

[body thuds]

[Louie yells]

Why?

No, no, no, no, no.

Hey, right here.

I k*lled him! I k*lled Louie!

Oh my God, it's all my fault.

It's all my fault. I k*lled him!

I k*lled Louie, I k*lled him.

My fault, it's all my fault.

It's all my fault, it's my fault.

I k*lled him, I k*lled him.

It's all my fault.

Tate, listen.

I k*lled him, I k*lled him.

It's all my fault, it's all my fault.

I k*lled Louie, I k*lled Louie.

Tate, stop it! It's

not your fault, okay?

There's some kind of maniac

up there doing this to us.

Stalking us, torturing us.

None of this is your fault.

Hey, look at me, you think it's my fault.

I made us come up here

and I was g*dd*mn sure they

find this stupid a*s treasure.

I didn't really have a plan.

We need to pull it together, all right?

Melanie could still be,

she could be alive and

she may need our help.

So we gotta figure out a

way to get out here and-

Okay? I need you, Tate, okay?

I need you.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

You're right. So? [Sobbing]

[electronic whirring]

Okay, okay.

What the hell is this?

[dirt shifting]

[no audio]

Okay, well one thing I'm sure of

is we need to get out

of this g*dd*mn hole,

even if the b*stard's

up there waiting for us.

It's just one dude, we

can take him, right?

[Tate] Sure. One dude.

Well, climbing up the side of the hole

definitely isn't gonna work.

We need something secure that

we can pull ourselves up with.

[Tate] Like how Melanie

up using the rope?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

But not that. Yeah.

Um, well,

yeah, yeah, yeah, I think if we,

if we can tie our jackets together,

we can make a decent-sized rope

and then we can toss it up

their fishing line style

and try to snag it on something solid.

[Tate] Yeah, we can make a little loop

using the end sleeve

and then try and catch

it on something up there.

There's a bunch of big

rocks and sticks and things,

things it'll snag on.

Yeah. Perfect. Let's do it.

[Tate] Here you go.

[Ricky indistinctly speaks]

[Tate] Yeah, tie it just like that.

Yeah, this is good, right?

[Tate] Oh, it's not...

Long enough, I know, but-

[Tate] Well, we do have another jacket.

Yeah, just um.

I'll do it.

[footstep striking]

[Tate] There you go.

Just like the other one.

We gotta get outta this.

[Tate] You know, just

a little tighter, maybe.

Okay here we go.

[Ricky groans]

All right, that was a

good first try. Go again?

That's the plan, bud.

[Ricky groans]

[Tate] You wanna try

like hard, you know?

Yeah, no, it's a little frustrating.

Okay.

[Ricky groans]

Dammit!

[Tate] Hey, you're doing great Rick.

It's just a matter of finding

the right spot up there.

You got this.

[Ricky groans]

f*ck me?

[Tate] Can I give it a shot?

Be my guest.

All right, pull the

jackets to the test. [Groans]

[Ricky] Damn, nice!

Beginners luck.

Okay, okay.

Let me [speaking fades].

[object clattering]

[leaves rustling]

[Ricky] All right, ready when you are.

[Tate] Here goes nothing.

[Ricky] Come on, Tate. You got this.

[Tate groaning, panting]

Thanks, man.

We're a good team, bro.

We gotta move?

- Yeah, dude, obviously.

Come on.

[leaves rustling]

[suspenseful music]

Stay behind me,

this way we can both see

everything with the light.

[animal whining]

[Tate] What was that?

Great.

[suspenseful music]

[suspenseful music continues]

[animal howling]

[suspenseful music]

[leaves rustling]

[crickets chirping]

[crickets continues chirping]

[leaves rustling]

[leaves continues rustling]

[animal growls]

[leaves rustling]

Can you turn the light down a bit?

[Tate] Yeah, sure.

Make sure there's just enough

so we can see where we're going.

I don't wanna draw anyone

or anything closer.

[Tate] You got it.

[leaves rustling]

Nice.

Dammit.

Man! No bars, either.

What should we, I'm pretty

sure we came this way,

but it doesn't matter.

We have to keep moving.

[Tate] Right.

And we have to stay like vigilant,

look for any light

or any clues of where

he could have Melanie.

[Tate] And what about that shack

that we were headed for before?

It's definitely close by.

Yeah, you're right.

We can check that out.

But we have to be super quiet.

If he's in there, he's got the upper hand,

which means he's probably got weapons

and God knows what else.

[Tate] We should get as close as we can

and then I'll just completely

turn the light off.

[Ricky] I like it.

[Tate] So lead the way?

[Ricky] Yeah.

[Tate] sh*t!

Shh!

[Tate] Do you see the

shack thingy anywhere?

I can't see sh*t.

[Tate] Anything?

You can check yours. Mine's dead.

[Tate] What should we do?

Oh, we have to keep moving.

[branches crunching]

[branches continue crunching]

[Tate] What?

See that? A bed.

It's a fire.

k*ll the light.

Zoom in.

[camera whirring]

[fire blazing]

[Tate] Is that?

We have to, we need some sort of,

we need some weapons.

[fire blazing]

[fire continues blazing]

[yelling] No!

Melanie, Melanie, Melanie, no, no!

[fire blazing]

[yells] sh*t, sh*t!

No, no, Melanie, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[fire blazing]

[Ricky panting]

[fire continues blazing]

[Ricky yells]

[camera, body thuds]

No, Tate.

[ominous music]

Oh my God [indistinctly talking, sobbing].

[owl calling]

sh*t!

I'm gonna die out here. [Panting]

[ominous music]

No, no, stop it, Ricky, stop it.

I have to get down.

I have to get outta here.

[footsteps striking]

Okay. Okay.

Don't know which direction the exit is,

but if I keep walking

blindly into the forest,

I could be even more lost.

Gotta find that g*dd*mn hut.

Gotta be close.

That's where that bathroom

is, that's so surprising.

There's something useful.

I wonder if he's in there.

I gotta take my chances.

Screw it.

[ominous music]

There! There!

The biggest tree with

the fork in the middle.

I remember that.

That was near the hut.

[ominous music]

[leaves rustling]

[animal howling]

g*dd*mn, wild coyote.

[suspenseful music]

[leaves rustling]

Yes, yes.

I get it.

[leaves, branches crunching]

[animal whining]

[crickets chirping]

[leaves, branches crunching]

Where am I going?

Deeper and deeper into the woods.

But what am I gonna do?

If this psycho doesn't get me,

I'm going get eaten by a fricking bear.

[leaves, branches crunching]

[ominous music]

I just have to keep moving.

I can't stop.

[crickets chirping]

[leaves, branches crunching]

[animal grunting]

[suspenseful music]

[leaves, branches crunching]

[animal whines]

[suspenseful music]

[animal whines]

[suspenseful music]

[animals squeaking]

[animals continue squeaking]

[ominous music]

[animals howling]

[leaves, branches crunching]

Okay, okay, okay, wait.

I think this way looks.

Yes, yes, there's a stream there.

That must mean I'm going the right way,

unless I'm walking in the wrong direction.

[suspenseful music]

[animal howling]

Melanie, she was so amazing,

so smart, so pretty.

I should have told her how I felt.

I should have let her know that I was...

Maybe that would've changed things.

But why was she with

that stupid jock, Damien?

I mean, what did she even see in him?

Wait, this is looking familiar.

Oh my God, did I just go in circle?

sh*t, there's a fire.

No, that's Tate.

Tate, he's burning, too.

[fire blazing]

[Ricky indistinctly speaking]

[fire blazing]

Why is he burning them?

[fire blazing]

[suspenseful music]

[fire continues blazing]

[suspenseful music continues]

[fire continues blazing]

[suspenseful music continues]

Is that? That's Adam.

I gotta get the hell outta here.

[ominous music]

[animals squealing]

[ominous music continues]

[animals continues squealing]

[leaves, branches crunching]

Wait, I think I see.

Yes, that's the shack!

There's a light on in there.

I have to be quiet.

[suspenseful music]

[leaves, branches crunching]

[suspenseful music]

[suspenseful music continues]

[suspenseful music continues]

[leaves, branches crunching]

[person moaning]

[leaves, branches crunching]

[crickets chirping]

[crickets continues chirping]

[crickets continues chirping]

[crickets continues chirping]

[person moaning]

[person continues moaning]

[person continues moaning]

[Ricky yells]

[person yells]

Die, piece of sh*t!

How do you like it, huh?

You sick f*ck!

[person on ground groaning]

[Ricky panting]

[objects thuds]

[crickets chirping]

[suspenseful music]

[suspenseful music continues]

[Ricky panting]

[suspenseful music continues]

[Ricky continues panting]

[footsteps striking]

Gotta eat something.

[leaves rustling]

I'm not scared of the g*dd*mn woods, now.

[leaves rustling]

[leaves continues rustling]

Are you kidding me?

[animal groans]

Oh, hell no.

[leaves rustling]

[Ricky indistinctly speaks]

[leaves rustling]

[animal squeaks]

I just need to find that damn car.

I can drive it outta here.

Right, Ricky? Yes, you can do it.

I hope.

[leaves rustling]

Yes, yes, yes.

I gotta get outta here.

[vehicle door squeaks]

[keys jingling]

[Ricky panting]

[vehicle engine turning]

No, no, no.

Don't do this.

[vehicle engine turning]

[vehicle engine whirring]

[vehicle engine starts]

Thanks, again, God.

Okay.

Let me um.

Okay.

Um.

Whatever.

If the cops pull me

over, I'll be grateful.

But I probably don't need to

record evidence of this, right,

especially since we're gonna

have to turn this all over

to the cops anyway.

You know, to prove I'm not the psychopath

who k*lled all my friends.

[vehicle engine whirring]

[vehicle door whirs]

[footsteps thudding]

Well, I made it somehow. [Panting]

Gonna have to explain

that to the rents though.

Probably a whole lot more.

[birds chirping]

[electric whirring]

[door squeaks]

Harmony? Harmony, where are you?

I'm so sorry.

You have no idea what...

Oh, thank God, you're okay.

[Harmony] What the hell happened to you?

Why didn't you call or text?

Where have you been all this time?

What's going on?

Where is everyone else?

[Ricky] You're not gonna believe me,

but I swear every word

I'm about to say is true.

When we got to the forest,

we got like turned around.

The map wasn't, it wasn't right!

And we didn't have any reception in there.

And anyway, we met this

dude there in the woods

and he told us where to go.

We were looking for a cave at this point

and it was getting dark.

We headed in the direction of the cave

and it was hard to see at this point.

And there was a hole

that some lunatic had dug

to trap people.

There were branches

and leaves covering it,

to disguise it as just part of the ground.

And we were rushing and we fell into it.

And that's when things really got...

[Harmony] Yeah?

[Ricky] That's when things

completely went to sh*t.

Louie was the only one didn't fall in

and he was gonna try to help us get out.

And he.

Someone took him.

[Harmony] They took him?

[Ricky] Yeah. And we were freaking out.

But Melanie, she was able

to climb outta the hole

and then, and then she was...

[Harmony] Okay Ricky, that's enough.

[Ricky] What do you mean?

I'm just about to explain what.

[Harmony] I've heard enough.

[Ricky] What do you mean, Harmony?

[Harmony] You really

should have listened to me.

[Ricky] Listened to you about what?

[Harmony] I told you not to go there.

I warned you.

[Ricky] Yeah. Harmony.

I know, but that's not the point, okay?

We were-

[Harmony] But the thing is, Ricky,

I knew you wouldn't listen to me.

You never do.

- [Ricky] It's not true.

- [Harmony] Oh, it is.

Didn't need to use my

clairvoyance this time.

I guess I wanted to

give you one last chance

to prove me wrong, but you failed.

[Ricky] I don't understand.

[Harmony] You will.

See Ricky, you've always

taken me for granted.

In fact, your whole life,

you've taken a lot of things for granted.

[Ricky] What do you mean?

[Harmony] The fact

that you can walk, talk,

and do everything that a

normal-abled person can do.

You've never had to overcome anything

and it was time for that to change.

[Ricky] Harmony, what the

hell are you talking about?

[Harmony] You don't

have to finish your story

because I know everything that happened

and I know how it ends.

[Ricky] What is that supposed to mean?

[sliding glass door whirs]

Surprise.

Oh, wait one sec.

I should not leave this out

there for anyone to see it.

[Ricky] What?

[body thuds]

[sliding glass door whirs]

- Hi, Rick.

That's right.

It's me, Adam.

Back again.

I guess I should have mentioned

that I was head over

heels for your sister.

[Harmony] Aw, same babe.

Yeah, well, we met online.

I guess that's not that odd nowadays.

It's how everyone meets right?

[Harmony] I was drawn

to him, a kindred spirit.

I could feel it.

We certainly are, aren't we, baby?

[Harmony] Come on. Don't

leave him hanging, babe.

You're right.

That was for your friends. [Laughs]

[Ricky] This? This is your boyfriend.

[Harmony] I told you,

we don't like labels.

That's right, baby.

We met on a dating site

and I knew from right

then, she was special.

Oh yeah, I do get internet out there,

which I think you saw.

Anyway, Rick, I'm a believer

in natural medicine.

You know, the things

that the Native Peoples

have been using for centuries, you know.

That's something that Harmony

I discussed at length.

You know, I don't think that

you're getting it, kiddo.

I was afflicted with a

pretty bad autoimmune disease

and it had me in a wheelchair

for the better part of my life.

[Harmony] Aw.

Modern Western medicine

didn't do jack to help.

And then, I did my research.

And I found something

that the Indigenous People

in the Amazon use to

cure similar ailments.

Something so simple,

something so available.

[Ricky] You eat?

[Harmony] Adam has been kind enough

to share this information with me.

Yep, and we've been searching

for the perfect supplement ever since.

[Harmony] I know Adam

frequents the woods there

in Templeton.

He really is a hot mountain man, huh?

Babe, stop!

So when you told me, Ricky,

that you were going there

and once again, you wouldn't listen to me,

well, this really just

fell into my lap, huh?

I contacted this hottie here right away

and the rest, well, that's history.

One more thing to take care of.

[feet shuffling]

Easy, kid, you're not going anywhere.

I guess you figured out

what the cure is, huh?

It's something more delicious

than you could ever dream of.

Go to hell!

Not yet, buddy. Not yet.

First I gotta give my

sister that special treat.

[Ricky panting]

But I k*lled the guy who was-

Oh yeah, that dude.

Yeah, just one of the vagrants

in the park, you know,

the ones that I told you about.

You actually did me a favor, really?

Filthy guy always gets in my stuff.

But he was eating.

Eating KFC, Ricky.

Not something as exquisite as

what we're gonna be dining on.

But you were screaming.

You were all bloody.

Yeah, you thought you were the only one

with acting skills, Mister?

"I think I broke my ankle."

Come on, I did some

community theater in my day.

Not too bad, huh?

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Hey, hey, you've got spunk, kid!

You know, I really admire that.

Boy, I'm really gonna miss

messing with you guys.

[Ricky] Why don't

you k*ll me there, huh?

Well, Ricky,

I gotta give that little cutie

the absolute freshest product.

[Harmony] Sorry, Ricky,

it's my turn to live now.

Babe, will you do the honors?

[Harmony] Of course, my love.

Alexa, please start the oven.

[Alexa] Turning oven on.

No, no, no!

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

It'll all be over soon.

Not that soon.

Honey, how do you like your meat?

[Harmony] Crispy?

No. No!

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