01x32 - Spring in Acme Acres

[bunniefuu]

Greetings, dear friends. I am the student

of spring and acne acres. It's time

to banish winter for another year.

Take a good last look. Oh, I shall

bathe my magic wand and bring about

glorious springtime.

Whoa, if you ask me, it's a bunch

ahoy.

Yeah?Cupid, we've got a

two-giraffe tie up at the Acme Zoo.

Please respond, over. Yeah,

yeah, I'm going, I'm going!

Geez, what a night! Birds, bees,

giraffes! What about my needs?Mine wants!

I'm over due for a vacation! But oh,

no! I can't wait till I find some

sucker to take my place! Ha! Hold me

that dumb!

Hey, Ace, how would you like a job?

Uh.. me?

I need a teensy little favor.

Uh.. I sure hope your poor old gladdy

gets well soon. Yeah, my my old

gladdy. See you when you get back from

Dubuque. Yeah, Dubuque. Thanks for

helping me out. You're a real pal.

Bye. Bye!

Bye-bye! Bye!

Bye-bye! Bye!

Bye-bye! Bye! Haha,

what a sucker! I'm never coming back!

Gosh, what a great guy!

Well, sir, time to go spread love

and romance in Acme Acres.

And I will, too.

Easy, Dad. You're wiggling the ladder.

I am not. Abby, what are you doing?

Hold the ladder. I am! I am

You didn't hold the ladder straight. Did

not! Did not! Did not!

Did not! Did not!

Ohh Those poor little bunnies are having

a tip. But I'll fix that.

I'll have you know, Buster, buddy.

I'm alone. Anybody that

gets in my way is a big promenade. Out of

my way, rabbits.

Come on, seven, baby needs a new pair of

shoes! Seven come eleven! Boxcars!

Big Finny! Daddy needs a new Cadillac!

Banking Cupid! Report to my office

immediately! Over! I'm busy! Wait till

my luck runs out! Come

on! Like I said, I'll be right there!

Going up!

Is this mess your idea of a joke?

W-w-what mess?What's wrong?

Acme acres is wrong! See for yourself!

It is completely out of control!

I can explain! Don't explain!

Oh, it's gonna be a match made in

heaven. Uh, nope,

nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. It goes,

uh, nope, mm, nope, nope, nope. Now,

don't tell me now. There it is! Oh, nope,

nope, nope, nope, that's not it. Almost,

wait, no, no, wait a minute, no. Give me

those hella hoses!

Gosh, you're back! You're not a second

too soon. I can't believe how

incredibly incompetent you are. Ah,

shucks, yuck, tort nothin', yuck,

yuck, yuck.

Bags, don't do this. He's not your tidy.

He's not even your species. Huh

These special whimbuscle owls betterwalk.

Yeah!

I almost married a weasel! Yuck!

Oh, two down, hundreds

to go.

Ah, it's springtime, and that means it's

time for spring cleaning.

What is going on here?Elmira's

cleaning her house! Elmira's cleaning

her house!

The budding of Blossoms Hill springtime

is actually Asian. Yes, for some,

means the budding of Bromance.

But for others... Like

Plucky Duck. The only Corbin Hilde is

doing is with Lady Luck. At least Lady

Luck doesn't have cooties.

Ew. Spanky! Spanky!I'm Biff Baldway,

and welcome to Beth's Incrediblest

Steven, the show rock contestants to any

darn cool thing in order to win fantastic

prizes.

Ohh Fantastic prizes, luxury

cars, dream vacations...

Well, ready to get rich, boys?

You bet, Beth. What do you have to do?To

win $1,000, you have to enter this

demolition derby and last for

five whole minutes! Against those little

hungers?Oh, boy, that's easy! Where's my

car?Car?Who said anything about a car?

All you get is a craft helmet, roller

skates, and an airbag! What?Are you

kidding?That's... INTRENALITY

STUDENT! That's right!

Uh, Biz, I, uh, certainly don't feel so

well. I think I'm coming down with a

writer, a crop disease, so you'd better

have it. Oh, don't

worry about me. I'll survive.

So, well, you get in there and win one

for the f*ck

Congratulations, fellas!

Here's a thousand dollars.

Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow Swimming,

bulky, roky, don't move it! Swimming and

moving my plaster with dome! See, money,

bucks, move my cash! But

why settle for a measly thousand when

you could win 5,000?

Inside that building is a haystack with a

mingle in it. Find the needle, and you'll

win $5,000! Oh, ohh yeah! No,

no Oh, yes.

Let's find that needle.

I'm tired.

Uh, dizzy. You just, uh, show them about

me, okay?I think my rare illness is,

Coming back. It comes and it goes, and

uh, now it's coming, so I'm going.

Lots of big ideas something that's in

there! Nuts! Nuts! Audience?

Incredibly stupid!

In fact, let's turn out the lights and

make it stupider.

Hey, no fair! How's he supposed to see in

there?Fight a crummy Max?

An eagle! Beat down!

Congratulations, boys! Here's your

$5,000! But, instead of taking the money,

how would you like to go for the grand

prize?$100,000! Oh hey ya,

no

way! Uh, what would he have to do for the

hundred thousand?All ya have to do

is judge a beauty contest!

Ladies and gentlemen, proudly present

our four world net finalists!

And today, they are vying for the title

of Miss Teenage Iron Token Kickbox

Wrestler USA!

To demonstrate their martial arts skills,

these lovely ladies will be assisted by

our very own judge.

And now, Judge, who have you selected as

the winner?Hurry,

hurry! Time's almost up!

ohh We're out of time! And

Trusty couldn't make up his mind, so you

don't get any money.

But for being such a dude sport, here's a

consolation prize. Tonight,

first!