01x33 - Psychic Fun-Omenon Day

[bunniefuu]

Hurry, hurry, hurry! It's a

phenomenal day on Tangy Toons! Step

right up and have your fortune told by

Shirley the Moon! Christy gets

strawberry! She sees all, knows

all, tells all! Better than the

National Enquirer, huhEw,

like I see my next customer. It is...

it is... Calamity Coyote!

Welcome, adventurer of the unknown!that

appear into the murky depths of your

future. You never know if you'll ever

catch a little deeper. Okay, like, I see

you taking him, okay?Oh, oh, I see you

taking your pulse. Ew, it's a long

fall. You're falling faster and

faster and-- Ew, that's where we dropped

some junk! Wait, don't you

believe me?

Like, watch out for that first step!

It looks like the end, doesn't it?You're

probably waiting for your life to flash

before your eyes. Well, we've got a

little surprise for you. Calamity

Coyote, this was your life.

I'm your host, Wile E. Coyote,

super genius. Yes,

Calamity, in just a few seconds, you'll

be street pizza. But before you cash

in your chips, let's review your life and

see where you went astray, shall we?Let's

go back to the very beginning.

To the day your parents were visited by

the storm.

Another perfect landing.

My, weren't you a cute baby?

Unfortunately, you weren't the only

bundle of joy to be delivered that day.

And so your pursuit of Little Beeper

began, even before you learned how to

walk.

By now, you had given up trying to

outrace the little squab.

You were using your intellect.

Of course, your intellect couldn't

compare with mine, but then, nobody's

does. After all, I'm a genius.

Not long after that came another big

moment in your life. The day you sent

for your first Acme catalog.

Your unlimited Acme charge account

brought you countless products with which

to catch, Little Beeper.

Ah, yes. And then came another

big day. Your father had taken a new

job in the city, and you were movingaway.

You wouldn't see any roadrunners in the

city. Or

would you?

Well, that about wraps it up. You've led

a most eventful life, Calamity. 'Tis a

pity it was so short. Of course, if

you had my superior brain capacity, you

wouldn't find yourself in such a

predicament. But then, we can't all

be super geniuses, can

we?Well, goodbye, Calamity. It's

been a pleasure flashing your life before

your eyes. Yes, goodbye,

cheerio. Tata, au revoir,

sayonara. Mike and Dios, ciao.

Aloha.

Don't I get anything flashed in front of

my eyes?

Oh, no! This is horrible! It cheers!

It's awful! What is it?The Facts of the

Library run! Yuck, Olaf! But

what about my future?Oh, right.

The crystal says, Listen up, dude. It's

no joke. A short, clean stranger is going

to croak.

Today, class, I think today we're going

to dissect frogs. Open 'em up, that

is.

All right, class, on your marks, get on

set, get set, go!

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my

back tongue gal. Send me a kiss by wire,

baby my heart's on fire. If you refuse me

honey, you'll lose me and I'll be left

alone. So baby, phone me and tell me I'm

your own.

My drunk, it's alive, and it's seen some

dances. Stop putting my drumstick,

boy. You can't get out of your place like

I make enough tall tales. It's true,

I'll show you.

Come on, FroggySing.

The formaldehyde is going to your head,

son. You bet I'll say you'd better report

to the school nurse. She's a nice boy,

but a bit light with his heady material.

Light. Headed. Light-headed. That's a

joke.

Gotta get my old tuxedo pressed. Gotta

sew a button up a a*s 'cause tonight I've

got to lick my a*s for Lulu's back in

town. I know you can sing.

You'll go show the nurse.

You leave that thermometer on your tongue

and I'll be right back. Come

along and listen to The Lullaby of

Broadway The hip, hooray and ballyhoo The

Lullaby of Broadway

Hampton, how do you expect me to get a

proper temperature if you take off the

thermometer to sing?Oh, that wasn't

me. That was my fraud.

Go ahead, sing, please sing. You

remember?Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey.

Hello, my back-up gal. Glad I got my old

tuxedo pressed. Gotta sew a button on my

bed 'cause tonight I gotta look my a*s

Lulu's back in town.

I must be going out of my mind.

I'm wild about Mary.

And Mary's wild about me.

The athlete places, all her guests

fill me with ecstasy.

You expect me to believe that a pickled

formaldehyde dead animal can sing and

dance?Yes, sir. I think

there's something else bothering you

about this assignment. I'm going to set

up an appointment for a psychiatric

evaluation.

In the morning, in the evening, ain't we

got fun?Much money, ain't we

got fun?What's good, Doc?

How many

money?But even I don't believe that

crooks rock can sing.

And how long have you started the frog

changing?I don't know. Uh, what time is

it now?Ten! He laughs with all

jokes. This is more serious than I

thought. I'd be right back.

By a waterfall, I'm

calling you poo-poo-poo.

We're in Sheriff's

Hall, beneath the

ceiling of blue.

You can see you're baffling from a merry

pedigee. You're what to do, but you are

embarrassed. Well, it's not me, it's him.

Sing. For goodness sake. Sing for the

lady. By a waterfall,

I'm calling you.

We can share it all. Be

the ceiling of blue.

Sure, you think I'm crazy. They think I'm

crazy, but I think I'm crazy.

Oh, those are some crazy.

Why you don't kick in a plane

Flying too high with some swine in the

sky To me seems like nothing

to do Yet I get a kick

out of you Let

this talk out of my life forever

Seepers, creepers, wake up to

seepers! Jeepers, creepers,

let's get this

done! Now class, after yesterday's frog

ordeal, I've decided to go back to the

basics. So we're gonna start slow.

We're gonna dissect the groundiest,

grubbiest earthworm, that is. Now

this I can handle. On your mark,

get set,

Please! Please No more! No more! I don't

have a laugh, Bucky, but that's what I

see, okay?Oh, sure.

I'm gonna be in a horrible ship disaster

today. h*, h*, h*. It is to laugh.

What a phony fortune. There isn't even

any water around here. Well, come on,

where's the boat?

Ew! Like I knew I should've made him pay

in advance!

Why me?Why is it always me?

I swear cartoon characters couldn't break

their limbs for real! Like, relax,

Fluffy. You're ending my aura with your

hostile vlog. In fact, I warned you.

So this is how you're fitting out your

semi-san's top quiz. Presents!

Just what I deserve!

Binoculars?What for?So you can look at

something beside these four walls. Well,

reel me to the window so I can get a

closer look. Uh,

Lucky, I think maybe... Wait, I'm just

gonna... These things have zoom lunges.

Lucky?

This is a little too close thing.

Let's see what's taken in the next

building. Well, what do you know?Granny's

trying to teach Shamira piano.

Poor Granny.

You're doing much better this week,

dearie. I've been back the

day. Granny,

somebody's watching us. Oh, a

peeping Tommy. We'll fix

him.

Uh, you missed me.

The nerve of her to call me a peeping

Tom. I'm a peeping flucky. Let's focus in

here, hmmUh, that's better.

Holy homicide. That guy just got the

worst hair of me. It's silly. I gotta

hold cuts. I gotta alert the FBI. I

gotta... mind my own business.

Phew. Being a peeping Tom is hard on the

nerves. I gotta cut this house.

Why do I arrest the tendencies?They're

just the best of me.

Ooh, I can't resist!

There's old Huddy Duddy. What's he

growing in there, a garden?And how are my

little children today?Soon you'll be

fully grown and waiting for my master

plan.

Well, what do you know?Foot's throwing

clothes at himself. Elver's

throwing foot pots?Elver, she'll click

over the earth. All air will disappear.

Phew. I

gotta get close so I can see what's up

to! It

won't be long now, my Winter Ones. Soon

your big moment grow a wise.

Ah ha! That's where you're wrong, Mr.

Bunny said here. I'm on here, little

game, and you won't get away with it! Not

another word. I'm gonna blow the lid off

your whole clothing scheme before you

match one footpod! And you just

try to smoke me, you poor excuse for a

mad scientist, do you?Uh ha!

He thought he could sit in the clothes.

Well, you're looking better, Pluffy.

Kids, kids! Look, my stance! The mummy

strikes!

Look, he's trying to communicate with us!

Good. GoodOkay, uh, the first

word... Go! Uh, uh, uh, get.

First word is get. Mean, mean.

Second word, ehGet a!

Get a!Blown little doggy! Get it,

buster! Get the tie, ya-yo

Get along, little doggy Did

so misfortune and not on my own Get

tied,

ya-yo You creepy rabbit! I'm tired of

one, you're about to

be... Keep him away! He might be one of

those clothes! Hello, Mr. Sut, hello,

what you're doing?I've been blowing my

own eggplants for my special eggplant

parmesan recipe. I'm giving some to

everyone in my apartment building. Here,

try some. No! Stay back!

So delicious!

Look, Plucky! You got us all worked up

over nothing! Come on, let's fix it so

Plucky can't look out the window anymore.

Here, Plucky! I'm losing my good light!

Stop! Oh, well, at least I don't have

to worry about those who's the builders

running around. I wanted to do now,

but...