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01x35 - A Ditch in Time

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Tiny Toon Adventures". Aired: September 14 – December 6, 1992.*
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Cartoon set in the fictional town of "Acme Acres", where most of the Tiny Toons and Looney Tunes characters live.

01x35 - A Ditch in Time

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They're funny, they're busted bunnies But

had a mask that's money, a mama is a pain

And he's huntin', that's what we need,

Disney Devil Chucky, we're all the

hockey And don't go even fade Let's

build a person feed, we sure are to make

greed

We're high interest in age, we're all a

little loony It's time to interest and

comes enjoy the fun And

now I saw you

Watch, watch, watch, watch, watchStudy,

study, study, study.

Two tests and a history report due

tomorrow morning.

Why do I always wait until the last

minute to do my homework?

If you don't do your homework, you're

a cuckoo! Midnight. I'm doomed!

Must be fast.

Hey, this is a lot of hard work. Maybe

I'd better make a quick nap.



Square Roots, Sitting Bull, Fatty

Acids, H.C. Wells. Who's

H.C. Wells?

H.C. Wells, novelist, wrote The Time

Machine. Wells, Time Machine,

Wells, Time Machine, but I'll never

remember it. Not enough time!

But if I had a time machine, I'd have

enough time. HmmHey, I

got it! Building one would be easier than

remembering all this stuff. I'll schedule

day to go one, and then travel back in

time to Friday, and do my homework.

Hey, Mac, I'm a part of the interstate,

don't you think?

Just who you think you are.

I am you, from 4 Days in the Future.

Hey, keep those in our head. You gotta

drink if they got struck that way. What's

that gag?Take out my mash, buster!

Hahaha, cut it

out, will you?You know we're hecklish.

What's all this junk?Hey, that's my

clock, my couch, my dad's club and my

lawnmower. It's ours. You spend the

next four days building this time

machine. That was me. Then I travel back

four days to show it to myself. That's

you.

Okay, I think I got it. I built this

when I'm you. Then travel back in time to

pick yourself up, which is me, to travel

back to Friday to do the homework, which

is ours. You've got it. I don't even

know what I'm talking about. But if we

can get my homework done, let's go.

I built the machine, so you do the

homework. Deal.

Then power on. Now what we

have to do is travel through time.

Hey, what are all these special effects

living in my house?We're not in your

house anymore. We're traveling through

the fourth dimension.

And now, we're in the past. We're right

where we started! Yeah, but not when we

started. It's last Friday. See?You

have the whole weekend to do your

homework. Great! Since you're so smart,

you finish the homework while I try this

beauty out.

I should have known better. I just can't

trust myself.

And so this is the buster and that's...

Back to the commission!

Sometimes I've got a scene in today's

show. If I see Bucky one more

time, I'll scream! Bye guys!

Great, Bets. Hey, you guys see what I do?

It's incredible! Yeah, but it's time for

school. It's time for

time. Come on!

It's a time machine! Um, Mr. Duckie

has definitely gone quacker. Well, yeah,

well, hop on and I'll prove it. We'll see

history as it happens, and be back before

we left. I have a feeling we're making a

big mistake. It's not just a

mistake. It's an adventure.

... ...

place, where common sense has no meaning.

You have entered the Bugger Dome. Relax.

What could possibly go

wrong?Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You know, the worst part about falling

through time is always having to reshape

your watch. I'm

alive. I'm safe.

I'm gonna die. Mine,

mine,

mine! I don't speak the lingo, but I

catch the drift.

Living alone, guys. Bring all people

together to this place?Truth. Yeah,

and safe. All share food.

We need leader. We're all in help.

Where is it written the duck does all the

pratfalls?Where?

Shay, haven't we met?I never forget a

face. In cases like this, it can be quite

a curse. Oh, a gift from

dogs.

We bow to you, beat being from

inside. Well, this is too good to be

true.

You divine majesty of wisdom, greatness,

and honesty. I got it.

What better name for a Dutch paradise

than Disneyland?

Nah. No!Who organized this note?Who

gave away all the secrets of the ages?You

can't spoil my perfect set-up with a dumb

name like Acne Acres. Good.

Acne Acres! We like! We

call place Acne Acres.

Hey, my big fat bee.

Great! Now the stupid thing is out ofgas.

Wherever this is, it doesn't seem to be

crawling with gas stations. Cut me up

pretty for sure! Save me! Uh, like, save

me?! I'll put my my own nice name a

damsel in this dresser sometimes. I'll

save you!

I meant to do that. Help me and save me!

There

you go. Now maybe you can help us

find something that makes fire to put in

our time machine. Oh, like that makes

fire.

Raw, I'll say raw!

Help me, help me, help me, help me!

Umm A little of that fire breathing fuel

is just what we need to get back on the

road.

Let's go, Sir Class the Lost, and

wear your bouncing costumes. What would

you be?Naked.

What's with Nature Boy?No right berries

here. He think he own world.

Shove off, monkey face! You're on our

property now,

Tiny, ducky, yummy! Mmm!

Tiny, ducky, yummy!

That's buster

stuff! All the way up, up the kitchen and

run!

HuhYou took the words right out of my

mouth.

Oops.

I can hug it and squeeze it

and love it

Well,

I wonder if there's subtle water in the

car right here.

I don't remember this place being

destroyed in half two. We saved Plucky

and he ditches us in the Stone Age! By

the '90s, I'll be too old to wring his

neck! The trip must have been harder than

I thought. It was terrible!

Wait a minute... They didn't have

mirrors in the Stone Age...

You must be my

great-great-great-great grandfather. Ah,

me not that great. You know Plucky,

the being from Sky?No, we know

Plucky the liar, the fake, the

troublemaker. Me not sent from Sky to

be tinned for us?

He's just a Dippy Duck.

Tricked by Dippy Duck. Me

again?He's the dead duck. Ow!

I got you, Mr. Monster Boo!

You're all mine

now!

Naughty Monster Monster! You've

got all icky poo, and I

will have to give you a shower!

Another boo-boo.

And in the 1990s, we had video games

and cellular phones, ready towers, fax

machines, and post-it notepads.

OhhThat's why you have to fix

the village and bring everyone back. Hey,

boy, Rat again! All run away!

No help, leader, now!

Excuse me. We'll teach you how to handle

that guava-grained villain. Here's what

you do.

You smash our place, so we live your

place.

You silly.

Welcome home, g*ng. As the Ichors have

its old future back again.

Hello!

That means even that cheeseboy will have

to bow down to me now. Paradise, here

we come! Come

back!

Wahhh! Cattley-Watley

went bye-bye! Well, at the Acres may have

a future, but we don't.

time you stay! You our

leaders!

Why you crying?I'm so

happy!

Your fearless leader has tamed the beast

and returned to rule.

Yesterday's leader, today's tossed

salad.

You're back! Am I glad to see you.

Hey, what about our homework?It's over

there on the desk, and school's not for

tomorrow. See ya.

It's done, and I can goof off the rest of

the day.

I'm doomed all over again. Do

I really hate myself?Well, I

hope you've learned your lesson, Plucky.

That's right, Plucky.

There are no shortcuts to learning. Only

through hard work and diligent study can

you reap the rewards of a higher

education. Yeah, yeah,

sure, sureSo, we'll leave you to your

assignment. Good luck! Bye-bye! I

certainly have learned my lesson. Don't

put off till tomorrow what you can do

today. 'Cause it's just a letter of pun.