01x37 - Career Oppor-Toon-ities

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And now I saw you spellish.

Hi, Twosters! You know, there's nothing

like checking back, relaxing, and having

some fun after school, right?

Wrong! Fun costs money! True.

Like this basketball, $29.95. Hey,

how about these?A compacted player, all

computer, a remote control fan, anything

They all cost money. Mazuma, Cash,

Lukra, Shekels. In other

words, you have got to get a part-time

job. But like, I

don't dig the part-time thing,

Moondoggie. Tough Kahoon is bad, right?

'Cause it's Get a Job Day on Penny Stone

Adventures.

Whoa, bummer.

Okay, crew, when you apply for a job,

here's me number one: Always be

enthusiastic. Oh! I've been

great for this job! I've been colabo!

You've said this! Fantastic! And

yoga even! You are applying for the job

of President of the United States?

Sure. I've been perfect. Watch.

I cannot tell a lie.

Four score and seven years ago.

Read my list. I can also

be a diplomat. Uncle Gordby?

Uh, yes. Right enough, cook enough.

Hello, Maggie. Can

do Cheerios?Can pop a lip and all that

wrong?Hello,

Harriet. Hi. I like every little thing.

He said what?And what did you say?No!

He's got a lot of nerve! This position

has been filled!

I thought this was going to be a kinder,

gentler cartoon. Don't get discouraged if

the job you want is taken. Right!

I'll find a position more suited to my

natural talents and abilities.

like your prize with us?

Mission accomplished. You now have a job.

And you also have a boss.

Rule number three. It's important to make

a good impression. Good impression!

Right!Dump!

Before you use the power of the Dark

Side.

There's the Dark Side. Get away from the

Reading Burgaline

now!

Hurry up! Hurry up! Why do you think they

call this man boom?Pastor! Pastor!

Go up front and see the customers. I

remember the big weenie motto. Our

hot dogs are large and not too

teeny. So, come down to our

place and eat the big

weenie. It sort of gets me right

here. It sort of gets me right

here. That's how it

works! Who's the customer?

Hey, how about some service?May I

take your order?Yeah! Give me a triple

chili weenie burger with pickles, relish,

super-secret weenie sauce, and a maca

weenie cola!

Then hurry up! Why, you are-- Rule number

four. No matter what an obnoxious jerk

your customer is, always give him service

with a smile.

I'll get your order right away, sir.

It's one Mega Lena Cola, and one Triple

Chili Weenie Burger with pickles, relish

and super secret weenie sauce! That'll be

$2.95! I

changed my mind! I want two Weenie

Cheeseburgers, one Weenie Fish O' Burger,

and two Weenie Shakes! What?

Why you little--

Remember, service with a smile.

Yes?This oughta get

big grueling...

Nervous?With a smile?Nope.

Now it's personal. Let's get 'em!

As you're such a good customer, we insist

you try a Weenie Burger Wacky Pass!

That's one way to jump a weenie wipeout

by Weenie on your ba*ls and after that a

super chicken weenie sauce! Hey!

And one mega winny toy surprise! She

can't answer me! I'm rich!

Oh, who wanted that to go?Certainly,

sir.

And the final rule. Always choose the

right time to quit your job. Not mine!

Now's the right time. And, if your first

job doesn't work out, mowing lawns right

in your own neighborhood can be a great

way to earn money. Okay, assume the

position.

Not bad. Two bucks an hour, and all the

green guy can eat.

Mowing lawns may not be the job for you.

After all, those sprinkler heads can be

tough on your teeth. But have

no fear, coonsters. There are other jobs

to be had. Take your local mall, for

instance. You might find work so much for

fume.

Or helping out in the bookstore.

Oh, working on the organic folio class.

Or, like Hampton, you might find the job

of your dreams. And have

your nightmares.

We at Acme welcome you to our

staff, young man. Let courtesy be your

byword. I promise to be your

most courteous after-school second-class

assistant junior clerk ever, sir.

Good! Good Because here at

Acme, the customer is always right.

And if the customer is ever wrong...

You're fired!

We'll start you in the toy department. Do

a good job and there could be a promotion

for you. You mean... do

faxing cleaners hail?Why, yes.

Who knows?Within a week, you could be

selling uprights, huffbusters, and,

dare I say it... There, there

Drug shampooers.

Drug shampooers.

Ooh, and here comes your first customer.

Mmm, the dirty yucky piggy! I

want another salesman! No, wait,

please! Oh, I just gotta get that

promotion to vacuum sales. Please, let me

help you with pretty, please!

Well, okay. I want to

buy something, but I don't

know what. Well, perhaps this new video

game system. Oh,

I like that!Oh yeah, that's

good too! The Muffy Smuffs provide

hours of snuffy love with a single D

battery. Oh, I love you

Muffy Smuff! You're the cute little Muffy

Smuffin I love you, love you, love you,

love you!

This one's sick! Oh, well, what's

that?It looks like fun!

Careful! That's one of their schmitzel

change-os. If they can change into

anything, watch.

Elvira?Oh, Elvira?

Elvira!

I just love wipes and buttons! I love

them, I love them, I love them! What a

tough goal! So Myra, is there something,

anything I could help you purchase?

How about a new Debbie Julie doll?Mine

had an accident. Yes! A

Betty Trummy doll! Oh, that's easy!

She's right here.

Nothing was always right. It's not mine!

Help, fast boy!

I need to get me to the door, please!

Hey, what's going on?For

me?Why, thank you! What is it?What is it?

What is it?That

cute little piggy, doll!I always wanted

one of these! I love you, I love you, and

I'll never let you go! All the

rug shampooers in the world aren't worth

this! I want you, I want you, I

want... What are

those?That's it! I can't stand it

anymore!

Now hold it yourself, the top slipper's

always right! A

red crayon! It's just that I

always wanted! You're the best gentleman

in the whole world! Here's a dog! I love

my new crayon! I

love it, I love it, I love it!

Congratulations, Hampton! You've made

your first sale in record time! You

deserve that promotion!

Oh, bliss... Contentment!

Oh, Mr. Salty!

Oh, no! That's how I got cranked

all over my house! I need to buy

one shampooer!

what's wrong with him?

Welcome back, Toomsters. Now, let's not

forget the two reasons to get a part-time

job. To make money and to

spend it. What do we buy first?A stereo

of a CR. Almost green TV. A stealth

b*mber.

Oh, pizza!

Hello, Bombino Pizza. I'd like two

extra large cherry and mushroom pizzas,

please. What cookie

so fast?Little Beefood is a

guy who adds new meaning to the

expression fast food. But his line of

work has real hazards. Particularly

the one called Kalami Kaioni.

Hey, little people, come here.

Deliver this pizza by a pronto, eh

You know a motto. Delivery in two

minutes or your money back.

The Acme Home Shopping Network would like

to give a tune to Calamity Coyote for

buying our solar-powered helicopter.

Have fun, but remember, stay out of the

shade!

Roadrunners are very vain and cannot

resist mirrors.

And we're giving another toot to Calamity

Coyote this time for buying our ACME

laser zapper. ACME, for 50

years, the leader in creative mayhem.

Ladies and gentlemen, as part of our

promotional gimmick, I am now giving away

free pizza to the next day customer.

Oh, ohh you sure guy?Did you want a

free slice?

Hey, little beeper, give our friend here

like right over this special.

Well, Tooters, that's it for part-time

jobs. 'Cause keeping calamity healthy is

a full-time job! Hit it, beeper!