Welcome to our World! Where we serve you cookies to ensure you get the best viewing experience on our site.

Did you know that you can remove censorship board-wide, use our advanced search functions, be notified when new content is posted, join our memberships, set episodes to show in any order you want & more if you are logged into your account?

Register or sign in here: ucp.php?mode=register

01x38 - Strange Tales of Weird Science

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Tiny Toon Adventures". Aired: September 14 – December 6, 1992.*
Watch/Buy Amazon


Cartoon set in the fictional town of "Acme Acres", where most of the Tiny Toons and Looney Tunes characters live.

01x38 - Strange Tales of Weird Science

Post by bunniefuu »

Oh, no, we're late again. You ain't gonna

k*ll us. Bunny!

I love bunnies! Come to my

picnic, little bunny places. I'll

eat your mud bars and I'll change your

diapers. Oh, brother, we've gotta

ditch this goofball. We've gotta show it

to you.

I'll get us out of here. Just follow my

lead. Oh, look at that

cute woodpecker! Aw, that's the

sweetest baby woodpecker ever! Where?

There! And you're a

woodpecker! Uh, yeah?Yeah,

look at the mirror, see?

Gee, I am a cute woodpecker, big dead huh

What do woodpeckers do?

They poke holes in trees with their

beasts looking for yummy bugs.

Ooh, I love bugs.

I'm a happy little woodpecker. Duck,

keep out. Let's get the show on the road.

Studio, Woody.

Sometimes science goes awry. Case in

point, at the chemical company.

Inside, two investors are about to

begin... A strange tale of

q*eer science!

ohh

Now, friends, pour just a

teensy strap of your new song around

them.

Ah, believer! Congratulations, Doctor!

You have created the world's most

delicious flavor! No one can resist

it! And don't forget, it's the

world's most irresistible

scent! I'll be rich beyond

my wildest ease! Right, but let's go buy

some rapper tickets, just in case.

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, man, Mary go down, go

down, and me without the sound. The

mics went low, we both said oh. And the

merry-go-round went oh, ba, ba, ba,

ba, ba. Huh

Huh Hey, who through that?That's the

bigger music critic.

Hello, little

fella.

Naughty, naughty. Like, what would

your grandma say?I say next to lunch.

What a strange family.

I don't know what you're doing at my

house, but... You gotta help

me, please! Everybody is trying

to eat me! Of course

they are, Hampton.

Sure. Now, who

is trying to eat you?I mean,

who in the right mind would ever have the

slightest desire to eat them?

Uh, yeah!

You're right, Hampton! They're coming! Oh

my gosh! Look at 'em all! It's

a human wave!

Umm

help! You gotta hide me!

Okay, quick,

Oh no! Over here!

Oh no! Lucky!

Can I find somewhere where there's more

room?

I think my best friend is trying this

space.

My old silverware!

Wee! Yahoo!

Remember to win!

I like the fair ribs! My alone important

lines! Sausage! And

lots for everyone!

Huh

Oh, bunny! Oh, bunny! Oh, pows! You can

hide me!

You're lucky. I'll

help you.

Hi, folks! This is at the stick

center. Inside this world,

mines are altered!

Including the behind of...

Nurple! In our next Strange

Tale of Weird Science!

The shtick sensor stopped a cat's bird

cravings. I know a certain cat that's

going to pay the shtick sensor a visit.

Come on, kitty!

Come on! That's a yummy little birdie!

Good kitty, nice kitty.

Don't I look yet good enough

Ah, poor kitty went all to

pieces.

I'm a happy little dancer.

Now what's your furball desire to eat the

fenseless little birdie?

What?We look inside the fellball evil

brain.

This is what we need to change. Hmm,

what should I make this crazy cat great

instead of me?

Nah, some I see a stink.

Nah, too big. Nope, too

small. Whoop, place the

kids and call the neighbors. Oh, we've

got the winner. Eat Pit Bull.

Hear me tomorrow and listen to me next

Thursday. You may

be, baby, nothing.

Let that be a lesson for you.

Kitty cat, read my lips and smell

my breath. If I see you again,

I'm gonna pump you up.

You crazy kitty! Why would you ever want

to eat a pit bull anyway?

Ah, with Smerball out of the way, I've

had nothing but peace and quiet.

Birdies, birdies, nothing, birdies, got

me

birdies... Uh, Sherball's been

reprogrammed. Now he's a strict

vegetarian.

You came back?Hey, bump her! They came

back! Our final strange tale of Weird

Science is about a big trip...

named Plucky Duck.

Plucky Duck's aunt. Gross!

And it's the setting of a final strange

tale of Weird Science.

Oh, why, you beautiful dutch!

You great big, beautiful dutch! Let

me put my arms

around you,

Anybody got a tic-tac?

Hey! Oh, this is just dunking. Some wise

guys swiped the pond with crazy glue.

This stuff is slimier than my agent.

Keep it moving, froggies This lily pad

is hot you pad-o!

One night, now it's all yours!

All right, Fernie. You win the best

costume prize. What in the

Yosemite Sand Hill is goin' on down there?

Bullshit Morty!

Leaping lunch to now! That swamp could

cause trouble for us! Poor defenseless

woodland creatures.

Case in point. That bears it!

No one pollutes my home! My

contract with Warner Brothers strictly

forbids it. So, whomsoever is

responsible will have to answer to

me! The one and only!

Revenger! Nice suit, huhUh-ha!

The Apple Ice Stream Spoon Company is the

culprit! I'll give that composit,

composer, a severe toe blast!

Chocolate strip lines, all that for a

lousy ice cream spoon. I've got to make

even more ice cream spoons and bigger

ones. Now get to work. Why are you just

sitting there?I got it. I'll

bulldoze that dunk pond downstream and

expand the factory! What a great idea!

Well, I think it stinks! It's right up

there with yesterday's sushi! Me,

you!Oh, yeah? Well, who

are you?I'm the one and only...

Toxic Revenger! Nature lover,

environmentalist, and the class of the

red-hot tabletop pluggers!

sh**t, a damn script.

There's a duck in time to your decision,

sir. Oh, I thought I got rid of that

brazen mouth! Well, rinse again!

And get a load of what your pollution is

still eating. Aww, isn't that cute?Pew,

and you must cute if it was growing out

of your noodle ball! Listen,

duck, I bought this company with my

weekly allowance, so buzz off!

The pot was down while biodegrading. It's

stamp! I had a feeling

climbing this corporate ladder would get

sicky. Let's give Dr. Dimitted a taste of

his own medicine.

He's the wrath of the one and only...

Hushick Revenger!

HuhHello, the

Doubleman Twins. He's

just a glory boy. And you're

a dead son! Hey! You can't test me!

crazy quacker!

You know, he's not here!

The river is changed, thanks to me! The

one and only... toxic

revenger. Don't look now, pal, but you

just became a duo. Warmer?Here,

you deserve this more than I do.

Thanks! I smell a spin-off! Yeah!

Twin beaks!And so we did a

fond farewell to... Strange

Tales of Weird Science!