01x45 - Whale's Tales

[bunniefuu]

Hey, crew! It's High Seas Adventure Day

on Tiny Toons, so let's show off!

Don't let us get away! I have big plans

for that day.

Yo-h*, mace. Bear down, you

slimy-billed bellies.

The animals are so special.

Well, hello, Mr. Grabby

Wabby. Would you like to be my pet?

Listen, sister. I ain't k*lled, I ain't

adorable, and I ain't nobody's set.

grumpy puss. What do you want?I'm a

crab! What's

this world coming to anyway?

Nobody wants to be my pet.

Oh, baby, you need someone to

take care of you.

My, you're a big baby! I'm

gonna take you home and love you forever!

Come and ring, baby, then bob and head.

Hello, darlings! Got your grandpa here

with my new land of oldest life. Let the

television on!

Bath time!Let gotcha,

getcha! This her all natural listening.

Gotcha cosmetics. We're k*lling

her.

Gotcha.

Smile at the birdie.

Aren't you precious?

Oh, it's cutie, you dem pokes.

I understand. But we just thought

in a while will make you feel right at

home. Isn't that better?

It's a great big ocean. Now

give mama a little kitty poo.

Oh, dear. Little baby has

a poo poo on the tippy top of his cute

little head. I know.

A Band-Aid. Let's warm

him one little bit.

There! Nice that

the writers have bit us stars into the

script, huh, Buster?Uh, don't be bit or

bad. Just follow the script. If

I give you a nickel, would you carry my

books?Ah, shucks, sir. Stop carrying

books for nothing.

That's every book I own. Comedy in the

wrong hands, a dangerous weapon.

I have like some poor slav animal trapped

by Elmira! Come on!

Hello, yippity-off! You want to see my

new pet?A cute baby whale-faced

fishy?Oh, whale?This I wanna

see! Isn't he adorable?Elmira,

how'd you get in here?I carried

him. He's not heavy. He's my

baby. Tamara, whales don't

belong in houses. And my

widow snuck him in. I'm not taking him

back.

Do yourself a favor and read up on the

subject. Wells are

aquatic mammals, the largest living

creatures on earth. Wells has been long

thought by industry for making perfumes,

makeup, and lipstick. They're

clever.

Hello, bad news. And now for the

bad news. Those things aren't made

by whales. They're not?

They're made from whales. You

mean... Uh-huhAnd me!

That's not you. Let's get this baby back

to sea.

Would you expect a stretch limo?

Yo-h*

Yo-h*

Yo-h* Oh, must they yo-h*-h*

so much! My heart is k*lling me!

Would you rather they do the beef from

Annie?

Pancake makeup.

Prepare this piece for Cutmanic surgery.

Aye, Captain. Do not fret, my little

fish cake. Beauty is only skin

deep. My beauty,

her skin.

Betty's funny! Betty's funny! Your turn!

Okay, baby, swim away! You're free!

Get away! Hang down!

I'll find out what's wrong. How's that?

Just so happens I'm fluent in whale.

I'm f*cking Spanish, and she's fluent in

whale. Great. He says his mother was

caught by an awful whaling ship and taken

to a small island to be turned into oil.

We'll rescue her!

Nobody's gonna make electronic for my

little whale. Whales got holes

in their heads and we gotta save them.

Blind h*!

pretty fish. Hi little baby.

And now for his natural ingredients.

Aye, Captain Sania Siko.

Oh, stop your blubbering! The world of

blubber is waiting!

Casha's gonna getcha!

We've got

to

release her!

Release now?Hmm, we're to

try.

What are you doing?! I've never seen

such fuzzy octopuses!

Uh, uh, we're from up north.

This is...

Sorry, got a moment.

I hope you want to see food bad because

It's not glamorous to k*ll defenseless

whales! Whales?! Huh Where's

so much fuss about whales?We have much

more important things to do!

Hairspray! We make hairspray!

Hair like in rabbins, by

long bodies! I wouldn't normally

say this, but...

It's a wee little baby

whale, Captain. A whale?Good, get it.

They make baby oils. Who would have

thought it would end like this?So how

could that happen to yours?Behind my ear,

why?

well Darling, this is for time to be tied

up. Never underestimate the little town.

Hurry up! Hurry

up! Hiya, buscus!

Quick, do we miss now?

You don't have to thank us, baby. Yeah,

us little guys gotta stick together.

Well, Magi, looks like we see you safe

again. I'm not so sure. Aren't you

adorable?I'm here to take you home and

give you a nice little puppy fluffy.

Hey, where's Dr. Crabmore?I don't think

we have to worry about her for a while.