01x54 - The Weirdest Stories Ever Told

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And now I song you songs.

Hi exoosters.

Hey, Patsy and I are visiting the Zumba

Social Library. What better place to read

some of the weirdest...

OhhNudest story ever told.

That's the one thing you gotta remember

about libraries, folks. You have to keep.

Quiet! I say quiet!

This is the library, son. There's people

that are trying to read in here. How, I

say, how can they concentrate if you keep

lapping your g*ns?If I keep quiet! You,

I say, you understand?

Good! Nice kids, but about as quiet as a

train wreck. Here's one of our favorite

weird stories: the rousy adventures of

that merry outlaw, Robin Hare.

As you will see, it's not easy to be a

puzzle make sure we win. We work in this

toil and give all this toil to the

sheriff of Nottingham.

Mine oh, mine!

Every last birthday!

Not so fast, Cherith. Robin

Hare. And my

merry men, Merry fly a pluck. h*

h*! Merry dear ham. Ha

ha! Merry Calabity Coyote.

And... Him and Melody! Another

cameo, another paycheck. Let's go!

h*-h*! Yoinks and

away!

Maiden, VC, him up in ookie!

Uh-oh!

Hee-hee-hee! h*-h*-h*!

Ha! We'll see who has the last laugh.

Welcome to I See Wheel Turns,

with your host, Robin Hare!

And let's have a merry weekend of the

Beauty and Maid fan!

You need to hide yourself. And now, let's

have our first contestant, Sweetie, come

on down. Sweetie, you lost

everything to the evil sheriff. Now your

chance to hit some back. Go on, give it a

spin.

Congratulations, Sweetie. You won

one bronze fighting.

Don't spend it all on one place.

You can't get that money away, it's mine!

I stole a fair square! I'll get even.

Ah ha! Dizzy! Grab me Babs and

Brayer here!

What took it so long?Now, my proud

beauty, you're in my clutches.

Now then, I'll set a crap for Robin Hare

and use you as bait. Hey! Why do I

look like a worm?

I had to ask.

I've abducted Mae Babs for

Zeus. At last, friends, a plaque

round. She's here in my

there. Where's this lair?

Babs is here, the Sheriff of

Nottingham.

It's rescue time, Merryman. Who's with

me?

Coward. I guess it's just we

three. So what if we die?Who cares?

Ohh I think

he's lost his merry little mind.

Success! May God be saved!

Who saves us?Go on, robin hares!

You're shrinking. We'll be

eaten alive. Well, you know what they

say. Each sin can be merry.

Uh, what a shock in it! Looks like it's

all up to me! On guards, you

black-hearted spiker! Hand us, you

sticky!

Exciting, huhGotcha!

Enough of this, I'm getting a sword!

Here's where I start splitting hairs!

Well, a girl can't be a helpless standal

all the time, you know.

Seeing as how you're now poor and as it's

my job to alleviate the problem,

here's a kopeck.

I'm back in the chips! I'm a high roller!

I'm financially secure!

What's with him?What

else?He's married.

Mission accomplished. Now back to the

serious business of having fun!

Shakespeare's Plays?Do you like that

snooty stuff?I am a

hacktore! And to be in one of

Shakespeare's plays is Ever After's

dreams! Or a nightmare.

What a rogue and peasant

saver I am.

Am I?Next.

A horse! A horse!

Next. It's hopeless! My

new play, Ojis, tonight, and I still

haven't found my lead actor. Hold on

here! Fight, Bard of Avon!

Who?They call me Fab, is that who talked

with me?Yes!

And Flame Bags, and

Bunny Bags, and

Santa... the prettiest baths in

Khartoondum. Wanna see my lousies?

I beg your pardon. And my resume.

Did you see the Wheels comedy?What am I

better cry-fighting?What do you want,

young lady?Why transition for you, of

course. I'm

Bath Spuddy, writing media star.

And you're William Shakespeare, the

greatest writer the world has ever known.

Quite right. can do one of your comedies.

Oh, oh, the nerves. Hey, what about

my audition?

Huh

You can't do that to me?I can prove I'm a

great actress. And I will,

too. Lord, what fools these

actors be.

Billy, baby, sweetie, you

look great, huhLook away. Fabulous! You

remember me, Psy Psylocke, agent to the

stars?Well, hi, yes. Look, love, I got

a new kid I want you to see. Got the kind

of talent you can really shake a fear at.

Friends,

romans, countrymen, you don't have to

lend me your heirs.

Romeo, Romeo! Where for of thou,

Romeo?

I'm down here in the garden, you gotta

ask me in or what?

Okay, check the ladder!

Hey, Bill!And

what is

that supposed to be?The

taming of the shrew. Cool, huh

Next time I do a play, no actors.

Trouble, trouble,

toil and trouble. Fire burn and the old

green bubble.

Okay, let's see here. I am mute to a

frog, lolac bat, and ton of dogs. But

I have to watch my foolish figure.

Okay, so he doesn't go for special

effects.

That's me tempest machine.

Hey,

Mr. Big Shot Rider, I am an

actor! I deserve some simple human

respect and the opportunity to be heard!

In thy dreams, pal!

The last thing I need in this play is a

hyperactive pink Bunny.

Now kindly get out of my life. Life.

Life's but a walking shadow. A poor

player that strikes and fret the sour

upon the stage. So long, Toots. It would

have been fun.

You meanie! Wait!

Yeah?You've given me a

brilliant idea. Maybe I do have a part

for you after all. Oh, you mean

it?Uh, it was in the bag.

Your play's a hit, William, and I hear

you rewrote it completely from one

special young actress. Here's a big

scene now. Uh, send out my fool

again! Yes, sire?What dost thou need

of thine humble fool?

I'm hoping for a nice long run.

Of course, what I really want to do is

direct. What is she?

What

is she?Oh, Asianthe Antarctic,

I'd love to travel to far-off places.

Hi, little bunny. A

special mouse.

Hey, you turned out the lights.

Just in Porto Arcadia, Cipro O'Hara,

Spain about three years.

You're wicked, my command, snuckle

bunny kid. Oh, I wish I was ten

thousand miles from here. You got

it! Remind me of prior my

traveling. In the bounty, El

Mara tips The beach, busting spawn, he's

gonna stay out ofJust

be going world-flagging you with the

pearl demiras

wrapping blue.

I can't be

where are you?Please, Bendy, Bendy, you

can't! I'm a don't worry.

Just one question, Elmira. Do you have

any family on Sumatra?I don't think

so. Right. Oh,

she's at loss. No more daydreams, and

most important, no Elmira's.