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01x63 - No Toon Is an Island

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Tiny Toon Adventures". Aired: September 14 – December 6, 1992.*
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Cartoon set in the fictional town of "Acme Acres", where most of the Tiny Toons and Looney Tunes characters live.

01x63 - No Toon Is an Island

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And now I song you song.

Water!

Water!

I... I.. I.. Uh,

look, he stopped being so melodramatic.

It's embarrassing. Well, how

else is it I'm gonna get something to

drink around here?Everything costs us a

fortune.

Yeah! Who's idea whether to come to the

beach without any money?Hey, the beach

would be so expensive. But guys, we're

broke. They say the best things in life

are free. This is a 90's

hampton. Make out alone and buy a clue.

Outta! Get your shout out!

Stand, get your stand!

Blaze! A buck a piece! Gee,

nothing's free here. Sorry,

time's up on your beach blanket rental.

I don't know about you. But I need

liquid refreshment!

Why?!

Actually, I would have settled for a

simple bottle of pop.

Ow! Why do they call them sauce drinks?

Geez, Bunny, neat trick! Order me a

hamburger, onion rings, and a double

shake! And the diamond.

Hey, that's not soda pop. It's

some kind of map. Thought it was a little

on the dry side.

On Bougie Island, where X marks the

spot, yield bind me loot and boy

in the lot. Well, pirate

treasure. If it's got Ed McMahon's

picture on it, I'm not interested. I'm

rich! I'm rich! Wait a

minute, Lucky. We're all in this

together, remember?We'll share

the treasure. Oh, no. I found

that bubble. Mother's love to prove it.

But I found the map. That's right.

Share it share alike. All for one,

and one for all. And all for

me. Yeah!

Now look what you did. What I did?One

hand bite with her lap. Your map?Looks

like this half belongs to me! Face it,

Plucky, what could it have the treasure

map?Because, you're going to be the boat

and the crew. That's us. It'll be an

adventure. And we'll strip everything

four ways. What do you say, Plucky, huh

Why, sure. What could I have been

thinking?I'm so ashamed. We'll do it

together. Yep, one for all and all for

one. Share and share alike, I always say.

Uh, trust, but verified.

Sailing sailing over the boundary

way. Don't remind me.

Hi, Captain. The sauce here reminds me of

tangy pretzels. The clouds are like golf

of whipped cream. So far, this trick's a

piece of cake. Ohh

According to the map, we turn right at

the Sandwich Islands, past the Mustard

Islands, and stop at the Delicatennen

Islands. What more?Shh. Now

pick up a side of potato salad.

Argh! Storm ruined up the pork bowl,

Captain. Quick, get the rest, Captain.

Get the milk pumps. Get me out the

shelter.

What is that?Well, it's not the loveboat.

Monster, look

out! Turn back, steer clear of the

island. Bless the green-eyed monster, get

she.

Free be warned, turn back up

or it's too late.

The green-eyed monster?I don't believe in

green-eyed monsters! Me neither! It'll

take more than some waterlogged old ghost

story to stare us away! Call me

spashbuckling! Call me

irresponsible! Call me a

cab! Come on, puck, where's your

sense of adventure?I lost it over the

shine about an hour ago. Let's

help!

Now she tells me. Hey,

my space!

I wonder if there are any ones you could

face. No, No noThat's a typo in the

script. That's supposed to be natives.

Oh, I wonder if there are any natives.

Laka-laka-maka-booka-looka-dooka-lak.

Hooka-booka-icky-ticky-looka-nicky-lack.

What's that be?

The literal

translation is... like partying down!

Yeah. I think you get the picture back.

Well, when I'm booty

island, shake your

pony,

huhBravo, snake I'm so naive, um,

made us. I shall best way pluck your nuts

from your shop. I'm

happy for a happy little batchee. Mummy

naked plookies of the new tomato happy.

Hey, once she gets going, how do you stop?

That's one way.

Success! Buried treasure, here

I come!

Where'd

she go?Let's ask the thing with

the green eyes.

Oh boy, oh boy, this is great! Let's

see. Start this whole tree, go five

paces, and look for an X. One,

two, three, four, five!

Hurry up! Hungry! Hungry!

Hey, what, Gibbs?This snow treasure's

how... Hmm

I must have made a slight miscalculation.

Snow-load treasure!

All well, to err is human, to get

rich... is big Darren!

I give up. You'll never catch me down

another hole.

It's just a silly old bird. No wonder

there were so many X's. I better recheck

this map. Map! You just said the

secret void. That means the nut comes

down.

Shame on you, Clarky. What do you have to

say for yourself?

Maybe it's contagious.

HmmCan't stand the competition.

It's

a few or me.

Yes, but. And it's all

wild! Ours.

Plenty. We all have to be mature and

sensible about this. Agreed?

Agreed. Good.

Take no more than ye may need, or the

green-eyed monster of Ain ye shall speed.

I'll take that. It's probably a valuable

antiquate. Well, I've got my share. You

can give it up for rest. I'd say

our share got sheared.

Of

course we can always renegotiate.

We'll divide the treasure fair and

square. One for me, one for

Plucky, one for Babs, one for Hampton.

Hey! What about me?

Because one for you, two for me,

two for Plucky, two for Babs, two for

Hampton. Don't forget me!

And two for you. How are all your sports

packs when you go steel, packs in horse

packs, ducky packs, traffic tags in gum

tags?He's starting to touch my

patience. Uh,

the end of the perfect day. Yeah,

I still can't believe we're all

billionaires. Big deal. I'm not

gonna let it change me one bit. Huh

I wonder what it's going to be like to be

rich. Oh,

thank you! You know what's in my dream

that I'm a star and I'll walk the same in

Lollywood?But I never believe I'd have my

name on all of them!

I really want to thank the Hollywood

Chamber of Commerce! No,

that's thank

you! You can't be too careful with your

money. Home improvements are a safe

investment, and I always wanted to build

an addition anyway.

I wanted my face on Mount Rushmore with

Lincoln and Washington, but they had the

nerve to tell me there wasn't enough

room. Well, I guess I showed them.

How, with the whole chemistry, these

supplies of the world's delicious suck.

Gorgeous.

Uh, mummy, isn't that important to me?Of

course, when you're hungry, it's best to

be able to buy a carrot. Or two.

Beware, rabbity.

Even you should fear the green-eyed

monster.

No, green-eyed monster's getting me! The

green-eyed

monster!

HuhIt was just a

dream. Oh, phew. Hey!

My camera's gone!

Mine too?Well, one thing's no

dream. Somebody here, let's think!

Well, if my treasure's gone, and my

treasure's gone, and mine's gone, then I

guess we know who the thief is.

Whoa, hey guys, I didn't do it. You're

not pinning this wrap on me.

My

treasure! EhThey'll never get their glee

on my treasure because it's mine!

My treasure!

Sweet! Toban, you ropes!Now

it's personal! Go

hide! Yes, I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm...

I'm upside down!

The trickle down, Mindy.

Yay! I'll stop that

Hey, the treasure! It's gone! That's

impossible! No, that's impossible.

Take that! Ow! I'm not! Ow!

Treasures! And a whole line!

No!

Max! HuhFollow

that bird! That

bird stole the treasure! And we were

blaming each other. Well, that's all's

left. Not quite. This nest was built in

the worst possible spot.

Hey, this is the lonely way to travel.

That's easy for you to say. Get your hand

off, will you?How?

Come on

up.

We made it. Begging the

captain's pardon, but I wouldn't be so

sure. SureWe're

too happy. We have to throw something

overboard. Sorry, pal, but you hate the

captain. And?Rocky, no!

What else is there to throw overboard,

the treasure?Oh no, not the treasure!

Anything but the treasure!

On the other hand...

I was gonna be the... such a nice

reside.

Well, this little trick was a big bust.

We lost the treasure and we didn't even

see the green-eyed monster. I think we

saw four green-eyed monsters. Yeah?

Where?We can show them to the zoo for big

bucks. NoWe were the

green-eyed monsters when we got too

jealous and greedy. Let's promise

never to be like that again. I'm

so ashamed. Oops.

Look, how could you?Hey!

Hey He isn't saying eggs, he's saying

eggs!And he isn't a he.

He's a she.

I get Eggs Mark this try after all.

Isn't it wonderful, Fluffy?

I'm egg static.