02x05 - Playtime Toons

[bunniefuu]

We're tiny, we're toony We're all a

little loony And in this cartoony, we're

invading your TV We're comic

dispensers, we cut them all dispensers On

Tiny Toon Adventures, get a dose of

comedy So here's at Theatres, it's a

whole wide world apart Our homes, we only

stand alone, a cartoon worth of art Let's

rest, we're rejected Expect the unexpected

about to start. They're free, they're

funny. They're fast and fun, they're

funny. Mush and a match has money. And my

wreck is a pain. He's has kin and plucky.

Dizzy, devil, yucky. Purple's a

monkey, and Go-Go is insane. At Esmy

University, we earn our two degrees.

Let's get teaching cats and getting

laughs and sighs he's 33. We're tiny,

we're tiny, we're all a little loonyIt's

time to new friendships come and join the

fun. AndNow our song is done.

Playtime, playtime.

Juices go nuts at playtime.

Grab all the toys you cannot order.

Then ground your votes for

more. Hiya, Toomsters! I'm

Bust Your Bunny. And I'm Babs Bunny.

No relation. Today's show is about the

fun kids have playing with toys.

Of course I'm coming to your party,

Hampton. See you this afternoon. Party!

Party!

Hello, Plucky. Hi, old buddy. So, are you

coming to my birthday party?You bet

wouldn't miss it. Hey, what?

Hello, Hampton. Hampton. I'll

be there. I hate all

waiting. Happy birthday

to me Happy birthday to

me

We're off to blow some money At the

Acme Shopping Mall We're gonna buy gifts

for Hampton Our favorite butter bowl

We'll get our pals something fine As long

as it's under a buck ninety-nine

Lucky! Okay, okay

Toys! Why do I always get a cold chill

when I enter a toy store?Does the words

air conditioning mean anything?Let's

jump! Hey, I can afford this! Hey, Blue

Boy, what do you think you're doing?Put

down that toy there and send. Don't buy

that trash, when for the same amount of

money, you can get me... ACMITRON!

Ultimate Button Activated Transformation

Device. Why don't you take me for a test

drive?

Come on, give it a try, you won't regret

it! Wow, a hovercraft!

Fuss in your seatbelt. It's gonna be a

bumpy ride.

Hampton will really like this stuff.

It's even shaped like Hampton's head, an

Acme Tutor sh**ter.

Your Tutor sh**ter game sequence,

commencing. Good work.

Shuddy, shuddy, shuddy,

shuddy, shuddy! Super Tutor sh**ter,

activate bonus prize.

Wow, a free hall pass!

Ooh, look at this! Acme

Lil' Superstar Kit.

Wow, Captain will really like this!

You are such a wonderful audience, I'd

like to take you home with me! In fact, I

think I will.

I know I should give this to Hampton, but

I want to keep it myself. Umm

I got it. We give Hampton some of our old

toys. The old switcheroo! We

can't do that! Can we?We

bought these toys for Hampton! I can't

believe you stoop so low!

Buster, before you give me away, have

some lovely liquid refreshment.

The old switcheroo. I'll

drink to that!

Let's get Hampton a piece of junk. How

about this plane?

What don't I want?Perfect. My old baby

pogo stick.

Something for Hampton. Something for

Hampton. My old blankie. I can

tell 'em it's a map of Guam.

Happy birthday, dear Handgun

Happy birthday to you Yay!

Gee, I'll open Plucky's first.

Must be careful.

I'd like to save the paper. Oh, I

can't stand it!

Oh, it's a

superhero cape. I

love it.

Keep waiting forever. Well,

enjoy, buddy. Here, Hatton, open mine

next.

Well, a bounces for ounces

exerciser. See, thanks,

Babs.

There you are, honey, a pogo stick. Thank

you,

Mommy. Thank you, Babs.

You're welcome, Hampton.

Save the best for last, old pal.

A plane, wow. Oh,

gee, thanks, buster.

Looky here, it's collapsible.

My plane. My pogo.

My blankie.

I'll be right back. Me too.

Hey,

we have a confession. We all got a little

greedy and spent the money on toys for

ourselves. Can I have my blankie back,

Hampton?Please?

Gosh, I don't know. I really like

these presents. Ah, please!

Trade! Are you sure?

Yes, yes, yes Thanks a lot,

Hampton! Gosh, Hampton, what a pig!

Just between you and me, it's not even

my birthday.

I just wanna have fun, I'm a toy, survive

bread! I go running through the store,

screaming, give me this and that! From

games to ball, she's bitey and dumb,

it's a happy place to be! I can break

them all, and my foot, so, so, but they

all belong to me!

Bored, bored, bored,

bored! There's nothing for me to do.

Ah, I'm gonna trash this old junk and get

me some decent toys.

Cowabunga, dudes.

Monty! Uh-oh. Yikes! Uh,

hi, Pop. You wrecking your toys again,

boy?Gee, no. What made you

say that?Toys for

Tots, I have a donation. Oh,

no!

Ha! That's okay. I can buy all the toys

I want with my charge card. Sorry, Monty.

It's expired. Hey, Pop, can we

talk?What am I supposed

to do now?Just use your imagination.

What's that?

There's gotta be a toy around here

someplace.

Bet you never thought you'd see me again.

Do I know you?I'm your imagination.

Or what's left of it. You haven't had any

use for me since you got all those toys.

Speaking of toys, give me that.

Ah, this stupid thing is broken.

Maybe if you had an imagination, you

could think of other ways to play with

it. Well, see ya.

No, wait!Can't you help me out?I

don't know. Please?

Uh.. why not?

Whoa! Look at all that wax!

Pick up the paddle ball and look at it.

Anything coming through?Yeah! Yeah

And now, a special treat for you hip cats

out there. Wow, all right. Put your

hands together for the poetic pawteries

of the enigmatic El Myra!

Groovy, baby. A dance

to hugging. I have seen the best

minds of my generation

tap down in the need of hugs.

I can dig it. Hugs are fun!

Hugs are clean! Hugs are

peach-a-rooney-king. Deep,

man. Deep. Roses are

red. Ketchup is too. I'll

have Monzy jelly, black and blue!

Like, squish Bill, man. Yuck!

Sissy stuff. I need something more

manly.

Mighty Hunter st*lks the grasslands

in search of big game.

Aha.

Hey! Get me out of here! Sorry, Imani.

Looks like your imagination's run away

with you.

You will obey my every command.

Obey the prizes, child!

Monty, what's gotten into you?

HuhOh, just using my

imagination, Pop.

Ah, that's where real play starts, my

boy.

Well, Monty, did you learn anything about

your imagination?I sure did. I'll

never leave home without it.

Toyland! Toyland! Upscale,

overprice. Toyland! Once

inside it, you are

forever born in Hop!

Of course, not all toys have to be

state-of-the-art.

I sure of all knows, one toon's trash,

maybe another toon's treasure.