02x08 - Buster and Babs Go Hawaiian

[bunniefuu]

We're tiny. We're toony. We're all a

little loonyAnd in this cartoony, we're

invading your TV. We're comic

dispensers. We cut the ball with sensors.

On tiny toon adventures get a dose of

comedy. So here's rec the acres if the

whole wide world apart. Our homes can

only stand alone a cartoon work apart.

We're rejected. Expecting. Unexpected. A

tiny universe is just about too sharp.

They're furry, they're funny. Death out

and bust your bunny. Much hannah matches

money. And my wreck is a pain. She's

hunting and plucky. Disney, devil,

ducky. Her ba*ls are lucky and go-go

is insane. And at the university we

earn our to make green. That's the

teaching cash and getting laughs since



a little loonycome and

join the fun. And now our

song is done.

You will never have me, Lord Sebastian.

My heart belongs to another.

Lady May, do not tell me what I'm

may or may not have. I may

have what I may or them again.

I may not. Sir

Hampton the Prudent shall save me.

Uh I scoff in the general direction of

that spineless swine.

And now I shall take you as

my wife! I don't

think so.

So, Sir Captain, we meet

again. I wish we could chat,

but you're late. Ah Late

for what?Late, as in the late

Lord Sebastian. May Buck, my

sword! Couldn't we

have taken the elevator?Ahem!

Oh, Sir Hampton the Prudent, how shall I

ever repay you?All

right, that's it!I can't believe this.

Another mediocre script. And what's

worse, we're not even in this one.

Let's go see the writers.

You can't do this. This episode was by

Star Vehicle. I even got the

girl.

Why do I give these hacked script towns a

piece of my mind?

Any threes?Go fish. You guys,

the pizza people?

Losers. Big time. Let's

take this up with the big guy. Raymond

Burr?Yeah, Raymond Burr.

Maybe we can get a guest shot on Perry

Mason. Give me a break.

I can fly. Look,

Ma, no wires.

Hoist the, uh, hoist the cards.

Hello, I'm Buster Bunny. And I'm

Bob's Bunny.

No relation. The

stars of Tiny Toon Adventures?We're

here to see Steven Spielberg.

Your name gain on the list.

This and Buffy Vander Bunny from Journey

to the Center of Acme Acres.

This guy must have never seen a cartoon

in his life. Either that or he has a

pathological hatred of

rabbits. Uh, morning, Roger.

Yeah! Pleasant, isn't it?

Why, that... No good... Authority

figure!

Ready?Go! Hello,

I'm Laura, and Mr. Spielberg's really

busy today.

Being a rabbit has its advantages. Get

out of here, you no-good vermin!

Say something! You say something! You say

something!

Oh, Buster and Babs!

Hey, Steve Orino! Steve Mann!

The Steve-ster! Steve Vorowski! Steve

Arello!

Steven-califragilisticexpialidocious!

Rope it in!

So, what's up?Today's script

stinks, and we're not even in it.

Well, I just got a script from three hot

young writers, eighth graders, in fact.

It's called Buster and Babs, Go Hawaiian.

Hawaii?Oh, I've

always wanted to go there.

We'll do it. Thanks.

You know, Stevie Hon, I'm available for

features.

Calm down, Hampton!

Let me in there!

I finally did a decent roll, and it's

snatched out from under me by those two

seed-stealing rabbits! It's pig

discrimination, I tell you! The

Hog Association won't hear of this!

Uh, uh, pardon him, Mr. Spielberg. Uh,

he's finishing on too much, um,

sugar-coated slop. Yeah. Can I

sign your sneakers, sir?

Mm-hmmBy Renee Carter, Sarah Kreif, and

Amy Crosby. Buster and Babs go Hawaiian.

Now, this is more like it. Buster and

Babs are on an airplane.

Airplane?

Come on, they're ready to roll! Just a

sec, Coots. I have to talk to the

writers. Teenagers. Hello, Renee?

I want to talk about a rewrite.

Hey, aren't you supposed to be filming

our script?That's what I wanted to talk

to you about. My contract says I don't do

plane scenes.

The plane stays. Now back to work.

Oh, but girls. That's an actor

for you. Always messing with the writer's

vision. Buster! Buster!

Buster!

I decided we should try it their way.

Aloha, Twisters. Guess what?

Babs and I are off for three glorious

days of surf, sun and fun.

Gee, I hope you've brought enough stuff.

So I'm rubbing it.

I'm sorry. Each passenger is only allowed

two pieces of carry-on luggage. You'll

have to check the others.

Yum. If

he's the baggage handler, what's the

pilot like?

Aloha, suckers. Welcome aboard Air Acme's

Hawaiian Express. We're presently 87th in

line for takeoff. But why wait?

Hey, I got us up. Guess there's a first

time for everything, huh, folks?

I think I'll see if the guys in first

class are having this much fun. I'm sure

it's not all it's cracked up to be.

You're not supposed to be here.

Attention, peasants. For lunch, we're

pleased to offer you lobster or filet

mignon. Just kidding!

That's what I'm eating! What you're

eating hasn't been classified by science

yet. Bon appetit!

And what'll it be?Grey lumps in brown

sauce or brown lumps in grey sauce?

You don't have any nice fresh carrots,

perchance. Closest we come are these

freeze-dried, reconstituted carrot chips.

Hmm, how bad can they be?

Let me guess, you guys ate the carrot

chips too?

Uh, the only way to fly.

Like, welcome to Hawaii! Enjoy these

ultra-rare flowers that, like, die for

you, you murderers!

Great! Instead of a vacation, we get a

guilt trip. Let's get our

bags. I want that.

I hope I brought enough money for

replacement. Oh, no! All my

money's gone!Ah, my tooth!

We're broken alone millions of miles from

anyone we know! What'll we do?!

Your money is stolen. Your luggage is

eaten. And you're a million miles away

from anyone you know. What will you do?

What will you do?Well,

what will we do?Gee, I don't

know. I just like saying, What will you

do?Bye! That guy's nose is

huge!Ah, dry your eyes, Babsy. I have

everything well in hand. Or should I say,

well in foot. Wow! An Acme

Express gold card! I'll rent us a

limo to take us to the hotel.

Oh, sh*t So

cutey-wooty, curly, ebony, I'll just

come to rent a car.

Wait! Come back! I have so much

left to give and so many cars to

rent!

How'd you get that credit card, anyway?I

didn't think they gave them to kids.

Well, they don't. I just kind of borrowed

it from Bugs in case of an emergency.

Why, that little so-and-so. I am

not happy about this.

I've never told you this before, but I

love you.

She's got a thing for plastic.

We'd like a room. A room?What type of

room?Mushroom?You know all roads

need to room.

It's too bustyThere's always room for one

more. In that case, we'll take a sweet.

A sweet?A banana slip?A

candy cane?A sugar swirl?Double-dipped

tutti frutti bunny with a cherry on top?

Oh, bellhop! Could you show these kind

guests to their room?This way! Mm-hmm

Mm-hmmWhere'd this

luggage come from?Ours was eaten,

remember?Uh-oh, there's a hole in the

plot. Big enough to drive a Mack truck

through.

Hey, it's not my fault.

Here's your room. Have a nice

stay!

Just look at that view! Let's go

sightseeing, okay?

Shouldn't we be getting our beauty rest

first?I mean, it's been a very long day,

don't you think?

Please, Buster. We never go

anywhere or do anything.

Please?Please

Please. Okay, then.

I hate it when she does that.

I hate flying. I hate flying. I hate

flying.

That was pointless. Think I'll go freshen

up now. Babs,

get a load of this.

Check out all this free food. Trust me,

Buster, nothing is for free. It'll be

added to our charge account. You mean

Bugs Bunny's account?Uh,

lunch time!

Well, that's bad.

Oh, Buster, we have a slight problem.

What?No towels?

Uh, Babsy, you wouldn't have a Q-tip,

would you?We interrupt this very

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Ohh What is with this story?It's like



did write it. Oh, yeah, that explains it.

Uh,

it is time to party. Uh,

this is the life.

The shark! The food! The

kaput!

This is my big dramatic moment.

Waka laka maka pooka hooka tooka lat

Pooka pooka icky ticky clicky micky mack.

Uh, did somebody call me?

Are you warrior video-op?You wanna play

treasure-rising with me, huh

Cowabunga bunny!

Maybe my luck is finally changing.

Only Warner Brothers would throw a luau

inside a volcano.

Something smells delicious.

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

ow I say the duck

is on to something.

Expect a call from my agent.

Isn't this lovely, Buster?Oh, yeah. I'm

in hog heaven. Like, try our

wicky-wacky punch! It's served in the

shell of a once-living coconut that is

now dead! You murderers!

Here we are, Babs. You and me, lost at

sea. But deep inside me, I believe we'll

be all right. Hey, look! Land!

That's not just land! That's actually

acres! Home at last!

And cut! Is it a rat boss?

It's a masterpiece. The best adventure,

yet I'm brilliant!

You guys were great! What a wonderful

show! Thanks. Ohh Thank you,

Mrs. Gilberg. By the way, the girls wrote

another script. Buster and Babs go to

Mars in a rocket ship! We begin sh**ting

on Monday. Bye!

A rocket ship. What did I do to deserve

this?You're being negative again.

Me. Got a minute,

Doc?About this credit

card bill.

Next stop, Mars. I

hate flying. I hate flying. I hateflying.