03x13 - Grandma's Dead

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We're tiny We're toony We're all our

little loony And in this cartoony, we're

invading your TV We're comic

dispatchers We've got the ball of

defenses On I'm a Toon Adventures, get a

dose of comedy So here's at Theatres,

it's the whole wide world of art Our

hopes, we only stand alone, the cartoon

works of art Let's rest, we're rejected

Expect the unexpected

They're just about to start They're free,

they're funny They're that and Buster

Bunny Much had a match as money Now Myra

is a pain He's huffing, we're plucky

Is he devil yucky Her ba*ls are

lucky And Go-Go is insane And at the

University we earn our two degree We're

teaching cash and getting last since 1933

We're tiny, we're tuny We're all a little

loony It's time to tune this winter Come

and join the fun

Mack, Duncan is sick today, so he's

staying home from school. Are you

comfortable with that?Uh, heh.

He just has a cold, but if it becomes an

issue for you, call me at the radio

station and we'll discuss it on the air.

That's good. We're taking a negative and

turning it into a positive.

What is that thing, Dad?This little

gadget desalinizes tears and

recycles them into drinking water. Well,

bottle it.

You could call it my personal answer to

Evillon. Tears!

Puke!That's right, Amanda.

Tears. Well, I think of the millions

of tears wasted every day, lost forever

in hankies or soaked into pillowcases or

sleeves, an untapped natural

resource. But I need a

fluid specimen. Now, where could I get

some tears?

Why aren't you eating my precious little

hamster face heads?

Here, Bobby. Here's Cindy, Greg,

Marsha, Peter, and Jan.

Jan?Hey, where's Jan?Jan

Brady's a goner!

I dropped in to say goodbye. Your

granny's going to play contract bingo in

Peeny Wawa. Ohh

What's wrong?Did I forget my tea?No,

I got 'em. Jan Brady's done for.

Jan Brady of the Brady

Bunch. Of course. Yes, Eve

Plum. Well, she might be out of the

public eye, but to say she's done for is

a bit much. It's her hamster

dad. I just don't

believe it. I'm sorry, Elmira.

Mind if I borrow a few tears?

Elmira, there are several coping

mechanisms to help you deal with the loss

of your hamster. Denial, anger, guilt,

letting go, getting on, and getting off

it. I'm sorry, Elmira, I really am.

Are you comfortable with that?Comfortable

with what?Good. Thank

you for sharing.

I'm off to Peeny Wawa. Peeny

what, whatCome on, don't

be sad. Be the other way.

You ever been to Peeny Wawa with a

mature woman?Are you

talking to me?I'm there.

I will defeat the evil Lord Bacterium

and his viral millions.

I will destroy your despicable

armies of aches, pains,

and fever.

Uh-oh.

Now back to our feature presentation:

Nosy Neighbors. Yeah,

I broke my lake skiing, so I think I'll

just sit here and snoop on the neighbors.

Good idea!

The evil Lord

Bacterium has me

in power.

If the train is going 60 miles per hour

to Aruba from Zanesville, how many ham

sandwiches did the woman eat?Elmira?

Eat?She won't eat. She can't!

She's gone!

That is incorrect.

And you know what else is true?Carla

swears she saw Elvis dancing with Kiefer

Sutherland in the middle of the viaduct.

Where am I?Whoops!

Sorry, Cora. Gotta go. My little

patient's awake. So, what's the problem?

Is it your gallbladder?Uh-uh.

Never is. What is it?

What's this?this morning. She

wouldn't 'cause she was passed

away in the world we are. And

m-m-m-m-grandma went bye-bye.

Oh, ohh there's been a loss in your

family. Here's a pass, Elmira. You're

excuse for the rest of the day.

Uh, yeah?Oh, thank you,

skinny nurse lady. You're welcome.

Hi, Cora. Sad news. Elmira's grandmother

has checked out.

I'm going home. There's been a loss in

the family. Poor little Jan

Bradyface. Yup, she

keeled over on the whirl-o-wheel. It's a

bath for hamsters. Don't be

silly. It's a carnival ride. They've got

one up in Peeny Wawa. Later.

Get this. Elmira's grandmother kicked the

bucket. No!

Elmira Dove's grandmother?That's too

bad.

Grandma?That's my grandmother's

stuff!

This answering machine will record your

call after the beep. Where's that beep?

Hello?Did it beep?He's been chopping

chives for days. He must be a terrible

cook. And his wife is missing.

My grandma's missing, too!

Letting go, getting on and getting off

it Letting on, getting off and getting

on itHatey-h*, well,

Myra Duff. Hatey-h*, Miss

Heberly and Miss Heberly.

We are very sorry about the passing away

of your loved one. You must be very

sad. Yeah, but she was

old and whenever we let her out of her

cage, she wet on everything. What?!

And one time, she crawled up my dad's

pants. Bye!

Dad, where's Grandma?She's gone.

I thought new outfits might cheer you up.

Poor Brady faces.

What can I do to get your mind off Jen

and the Tupperware?

I know. Mr. Scowlad will

cheer you up. Here's the

story of a man named Skull Head

Who didn't have a bit of skin of his own

And his family who were also very

skinless They were all

just ball bones And then

one day when the family went to a wig

shop And they purchased wigs and

one small toupee Now they

have hair on top of the Skull Head

And they live happily that way.

There. Don't you feel

better?

Hiram heaps funeral services

and the Mambo Dance Band.

Complete funeral party services

available. That's it! We'll have

a funeral party and say goodbye to

Shannon Style, all right!

Bump bumped off Grandma.

We could file a missing persons report.

But it might be too late. I think we

ought to let your neighbor know we're

onto him.

Beware, Mr. Bump. The brave and good

Captain Quark is on to you.

Of course, we'll be exposing ourselves to

great danger.

Hello, Mr. Heap. I want a funeral this

afternoon. Bring your Mambo and we'll

bury in the backyard. Well, the

backyard is very unusual.

Well, it's better than flushing her down

the toilet. Buh-bye.

What should I expect from a duff?

Oh, what-- what we-- we've got to do

is find a way to get into that apartment

and snoop. Good thinking,

mister.

Who are you?I'll give you a chance to

find out. Meet me in the

bar at the Albert Hotel. Uh,

do it right away.

Who are you?Well, I'll give you a chance

to find out. Meet me in the bar at the

Albert Hotel. Do it right away.

Distance holds no bounds for those true

of heart. Hello?

Mr. Bump?Mr. Bump?

Hello?Mr. Bump?

Oh, it's open. Elmira, what are you

doing?Don't go! Tina, what are

you doing?Don't go!

I laugh in the face of gravity! Huh

It's only you! Oh, Mr.

Bump, you scared me!

Duncan, get back in bed. You still

got your inflection.

I'm on to you, bump. I

want to invite you to the funeral.

Well, what should I expect from a duff?

It's my teacher.

My teacher is in my house.

Oh, well, Myra. I'm so sorry.

Here. I brought you a three-bean

casserole. Oh,

three beans.

What luck?We brought

creamed corn.

Oh, creamed corn!

Remember when she'd go dancing with us?

She did?

We brought a Jell-O mold. Oh,

mold!

Don't mind me.

Elmira, honey, what's going on?It's a

funeral party, Mom, and everybody

came! The whole town shows up for a

hamster?Our little Elmira is dealing

with a loss in a creative and significant

way.

To think, I gave up prison camp for this.

Did he say what was hidden in the hatbox?

Mind your own business, you nosy

neighbor. I must

risk infecting the others with my

cold germs. They must be

warned. Captain Cork

moves silently down the hall.

Hello?

Captain Cork to the rescue!

Oh, I can't look!

Where?A beef pot

pie?

Mishi's duff. Before I begin the

services, I shall need the

body. I'll get it. I put her in

Tupperware this morning.

Ladies and gentlemen,

and friends and old people, we are here

to say goodbye to someone very special.

You get sad 'cause they're gone.

But you gotta let go, get

on, and get off it.

That's my effigy.

A toast to the dearly departed and

to Elmira's effergy.

Eulogy. I bottled this water

myself. I call it Duff Water.

Hope you enjoy it.

What's going on around here?

Elmira Duff's grandmother is deceased!

A ghost! Where?

Ohh It's a nice turnout from a funeral. I

didn't know I was a goner, but it's nice

to know I got a lot of friends. Thank

you. You're not a goner, Grandma.

Jan Brady is. Who's Jan

Brady?My hamster.

I wanted it contact bingo. Look

at you. And

now, our feature presentation, being

Flatman starring in The Eavesdropper.

I don't want anyone to find out.

You shouldn't watch that movie. It'll put

ideas in your head.

Amanda, my recycled tears were a

proverbial flop, as they say.

Sorry, Dad. But the spitting of the fluid

onto the lawn has produced a residual

effect, if you will.

I have invented a powerful slug

repellent. Way to go, Dad.

Mack, there's a bunch of slugs out

here.

Hey, glad you're still alive. Found this

hatpot's in my yard. Thank you, Mr.

Brump. Did you look inside?

There's a nightie in there.

Bobby, Cindy, Greg, Marsha, Peter, please

give a warm Brady Bunch welcome to the

new Jan Brady! She's a

mid-season replacement.