03x18 - A Cat's Eye View

[bunniefuu]

We're tiny. We're toony. We're all a

little loonyAnd in this cartoony, we're

invading your TV. We're comic

disasters. We've got them all in sensors.

Our tiny two adventures get a dose of

comedy. So here's at the acres, it's a

whole wide world apart. Our homes, we

only stand alone in cartoon worth of art.

But we're rejected, expecting the

unexpected. about

to shot They're free, they're funny Death

out with busted bunny Mush head a match

has money And my wreck is a pain He's

hunting, I'm plucky Disney, devil,

yucky Purple's a nucky And Gogo

isn't fair And at the university we

earn our tunic green Just that T.C.

Cash's been getting latches since 1938

We're tiny, we're too many We're all a

little loony It's tiny Tuna Adventures

come and join the funAnd

now our song is done.

Gonna catch me a kitty.

With my super duper magic trick number

five.

Oh, Harry Houdini, I am not.

Come back, Mr. Puppy Face! I just wanna

love you to liquid!

I love to play with Puppy. I love to play

okay. I love to play with Puppy because

he doesn't run away.

Funny Puppy.

Does Funny Puppy wanna play Baby Doll?

Come in and let's play, you cute little

puppy! You look like that

puppy! Let's play some more,

puppy! Now you look like Batgirl

puppy! It's bath time for

Batgirl!

Oh, there's my cute baby puppy,

Wuppy!Come here, Mommy. How are you?Come

to

Mommy.

Me?

Well, where did you come from?

Hello?Are you lost?

Poor little Bella. Would you like to stay

at my house?

Puppy?Where

oh where is my lumpy puppy gone?

I gotta find him.

two and three and four and one and two

and three and four and one and two and

three and four and one and two and three

and four and one and two, three and four

and one and two and three and four and

rest. We'll be back right after this

message. Hello,

I'm Elmira Duff. And this is my

poor floss puppy. He's brown

and he's gooey and lumpy all over, and

if you see him, please call this

toll-free number.

You're so cute.

How about some milk?

Oof. What's wrong?

Okay, it's a package here from the

Acme Corporation.

At... How about a tip?

Yeah.

Have you seen my...

My D-O?

Have you seen my do?

ohh

What's wrong, honey?Well, my

poor little puppy ran away. And don't

ever call me honey.

Maybe this is your dog.

No, my dog was drawn

better. Yeah

All I have left are my

memories.

Puppy!

Let's go home!

Ah, Friday. Finally. Do

you know what Friday is?Yes.

The day after Thursday?Yeah, yeah, but

don't you people know what that means?

That tomorrow will be Saturday?Hey!

Yeah, yeah, but don't you realize that

Friday has a more... significant

significance?You must be referring to the

fact that Friday was originally known as

Freya Day, after the Norse goddess of

love. Thank you, Mr. Trivia.

Don't you guys get it?It's time to get

down! Get focused!Get

loose. It's date

night!

What, may I ask?It's so funny.

Date night?That's a good one,

Tookie.

Mike, you might actually be able to get a

date.

Is there anything quite so cruel as the

derisive laughter of one's peers?

It just so happens I'm planning to ask

Shirley the Loon to spend the evening

basking in the glow of my company.

I don't see what's so funny.

Why, any girl would be happy to date a

duck like me. I've got looks,

brains,

Well, I've got bus fare.

Ah, what a lucky loonOh, what a loon

I am. Oh, Shirley. Oh, what a loon I am.

Say, Shirley. Oh, what a loon I am.

Oh, what a loon I am.

Charlie! Like, wow, bummer!

I just had, like, the most totally gross

apparition mid-mantra. Ew!

Deja vu! Deja vu to you, too. How'd you

like to go out with me tonight?Negatory,

duck toad. Today happens to be the

birthday of my namesake, my idol,

my role model, my uh..

Shirley McBain! Oh,

um, how would you feel if I

told you that I just happened to be

invited to your idol's birthday party and

that I had chosen you to escort me?Like,

really?Uh, yeah, sure. I'll pick you up

at eight.

Like, I guess even duck toads can be

connected. This is so

totally karmic! It's like my planets must

be trining my second house, or some junk.

Funny, I was just about to say the exact

same thing.

Uh, paparazzi!

I guess they must be low on film.

Your last name?LoonOh,

look, there we are. Go

right in, Miss LoonYou probably recognize

me as the world-famous star of television

and videotape. Name, please?Uh, duck.

Lucky duck. I'm sorry, you're not on the

list.

So that's why they call them bouncers.

Shirley, I'd like you to meet Shirley.

Nice to meet you. I-- I feel like we're

soulmates. Well, let's see. We

are soulmates. I knew it. Well, at least

my date's having a good time. I gotta get

in there. I know. I'll use my oft-used

gift of celebrity impersonation.

Yo, Adrienne.

Go ahead. Make my cake.

Heard any good jokes lately?

Let's put Snow White on video! How 'bout

another theme park, huhYou're a genius,

Jeff. I know. I'll pose as part

of Jeff's entourage.

Sometimes you've just gotta swallow your

pride in this business.

Wow! Talk about star-studded!

Fly, girls!

I get it. I get it. Dances with wolves.

Ah, this must be the buffet table. And

you must be Buffet. It's a Hollywood

party. What do you expect?What do you

recommend, Buffet?If you like seafood,

I'd recommend the New Squids on the

Block. Or if you prefer something more

dated, we have the John Candy Yants.

Hey, don't you know who I am?I'm a...

I'm, um.. What do celebrities

love more than anything else?I'm... I'm,

um.. I'm an endangered

species. Did he say

endangered species?Did

he say endangered species?

Did he say endangered species?

Yes, I did. I'm the...

bush quail. Yeah, that's who

I am. A rare bush quail.

Duh Get real, everybody! Like he's just a

duck!

Yikes! Now, don't get all into a hissy

fit. You wouldn't want to endanger my

species now, would ya?

I guess you could say I was the hit of

the party. Well, I got a kick out of it

anyway.

Oh, look at the new little cat.

Stop! Don't touch that thing! You'll get

fleas!

Honey, get it out of here!

Please, Daddy, can't we keep him?

Absolutely not! Who knows

where this thing has been?