01x01 - Hide the Hideout!/The Old Shell Game

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
- Ahoy!

-Izzy!
- Ahoy!

-Cubby!
- Ahoy!

-Skully!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Har-har!

Ahoy, mateys.

Do you wanna join
my pirate crew?

Great.

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the pirate password.

Yo-h*-h*!

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

One more time.

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

Awesome
sand castle, Jake.

Thanks, Izzy.

Your seashells
really make it shine.

And Cubby's coconut
makes a great entrance.

Ah, coconuts.
It was nothing.

[male]
Heads up, me hearties.

TheJolly Roger
be headin' this way.

Shiver me timbers.
It's Captain Hook's ship.

What does that
sneaky pirate want now?

- Mark my words, Mr. Smee.
- Marking, sir.

I am absolutely certain
that Jake and his pesky pirates

have a hideout
somewhere on that island.

[muttering]
Hideout. Check.

I, Captain Hook,
need a hideout.

Need a hideout.
Check.

Mr. Smee, we're
going to find
those pirates' hideout

and make it
my hideout.

Find the pirates'
hideout, make it mine.

[muttering]
Yours. Check!

It looks like
Captain Hook's
on his way here.

Let's hide.

We've gotta do
more than that, Cubby.

We've gotta hide our hideout
to keep Captain Hook
from finding it.

Will you help us
keep our hideout
safe from Captain Hook?

Great! Remember to
keep a lookout for
gold doubloons, mateys.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em
and put 'em in

- our team treasure chest.
- Is everybody ready?

- I got my sword.
- I got my map.

And I've got
my pixie dust.

Fairies gave it to me
so we can use it to fly,

but only in emergencies.

Yo-h*, let's go
close up our hideout.

This Tiki statue
helps us open the door
to our hideout.

Let's all push
the Tiki's tongue down.

Reach out your arms
and... push!

♪Yo-h*, mateys away ♪

♪There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪Heave-h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Is everything
ship-shape, mateys?

[both] Aye, aye, Jake.

We closed up
the hideout.

And we got
four gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em,
and go check on Hook.

Thanks to
all our hard work,

Hook will never
find our hideout.

Keep your weather
eye open, Mr. Smee.

I want to find out where
those scurvy swabs' hideout is.

Got both me eyes open, captain.

The left one and
the right one. [giggles]

Hmm. Not here.

Not here.

They're not here. Blast!
Where is that hideout?

Hmm. Maybe those
puny pirates

enter their hideout
through a tree.

No, that's ridiculous.

What if they sneak through
a tunnel under the beach?

Oh, no,
that's preposterous.

Where can those guppies
be hiding?

[muttering]
It is quite a strange
situation, sir.

Quite strange,
I must say.

[giggling]
What silly pirates.

Captain Hook
found the door
to our hideout,

- and he doesn't even know it.
- [all giggling]

Hmm. Maybe we can get
a better look at the island

from up at the top
of that hill.

Follow me, Mr. Smee.

That's what I'm
here for, captain.

To follow!

Phew! It's a good thing

we closed up
all the hatch doors.

Crackers!
No, we didn't.

Oh, barnacles!
That hatch is still open.

What if Captain Hook
sees it?

There's only
one thing to do.

We've gotta distract
Captain Hook and
close that door.

Yo-h*, let's go
to Water Cannon Hill.

[panting] Captain,
might we take a moment

or two to take a bit of rest?

Never! I shall not rest
until I find

those pesky
pirates' hideout.

Oh, no.

Cubby needs help to
get ahead of Hook and Smee.

How can we help him?

I've got an idea.

Let's make noises
like monkeys.

I bet that'll distract Hook.

Good idea, Izzy.

Let's all make
monkey noises.

[all chattering]

Smee, is that
you screeching?

Not I, sir.

Sounds like a barrel
full of monkeys,
if you ask me.

[chattering continues]

All right!
Monkey noises rule!

We distracted Hook,

and we got
two more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go.

I fear something odd
is going on around here,
Mr. Smee.

Ah, coconuts!

- [Jake] Cubby!
- [all chattering]

[giggles] Jake says
it's time for Hook

to get a little wet.

Oh, dear!

[both yelling]

[Hook] Just a little further.

Uh-huh! Do you
see this, Mr. Smee?

Methinks the hideout
of those scurvy swabs

is down this hollow tree.

Might I have
a look-see, sir?

Oh, that...
Whoa. Whoopsie-do.

Blast you, Smee!

[screams]

Captain Hook.
Thar he blows!

And there he goes!

[Hook] By thunder!

[Smee] Coming, captain!

- That was close.
- Too close.

[giggles] And Captain Hook
doesn't even know

that he was
in our hideout.

[Hook] I know those
pesky pirates

are behind
all this tomfoolery.

But they will never
stop me from finding
their hideout.

You can be sure of that.

I'm behind you every step
of the way, captain, I am.

Will you watch what you're...

Pray tell, what's this?

It looks like a door.

Which I will open.

Might I suggest
a plunger hook?

It's quite the fashion
these days, yes, it is.

[giggles]

Excellent choice,
Mr. Smee.

- [grunts]
- Yay-hey, no way!

Captain Hook has found
a way inside our hideout.

We've gotta stop him.

I know how we can keep
old feather-hat busy.

But it'll only work
if I can fly like a fly.

A fly. Hmm.

What can we use
to help Cubby fly?

Aye! A pinch of my pixie dust.

Ah, coconuts!
That tickles!

[grunting] Move it,
you blasted door.

Open up!

- Buzz!
- Oh, an arm!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz, buzz.

Buzz, buzz, buzz!

- Buzz!
- Shoo, fly. Shoo.

Hook's moving
away from the door.

- Cubby did it!
- Yay-hey!

We helped Cubby fly.

And we got two more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go.

Buzz, buzz, buzz.

Buzz, buzz.

Oh, little pest!

I think I'll add you
to my bug collection.

Heave-h*!

Smee!

Smee!

Perhaps we should look for
the sea pups' hideout
some other day.

Never! Captain Hook
never quits.

- Achoo!
- Oh! Oh, dear!

You seem to have
caught a cold, sir.

It's back to the
Jolly Roger for you.

And then, you can have
a nice bowl of hot
chicken noodle soup.

[giggles]

[Hook sneezes loudly]

Ahoy! We did it!

We hid our hideout
from Captain Hook.

Now, let's put
all our gold doubloons

into our team
treasure chest.

♪Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪Way, hey
With help from you ♪

♪It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two,
three, four...

[Izzy] Five, six...

[Jake] Seven, eight.

Yo-h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got eight gold doubloons.

Thanks for helping us
hide our hideout, mateys.

Way to go!

- [Hook] Achoo!
- There, there, captain.

I'm sure you'll be back
on your feet in no time.

Colds don't last
forever, you know.

- Ah-choo!
- [sniffles loudly]

Thank you for all
you've done, Mr. Smee.

My pleasure, sir.
[slurps]

Tasty.

[Jake] The Old Shell Game.

- Izz!
- Over here!

- Coconut, h*!
- Ahh!

[grunts] Got it!

Good catch.

But I almost had it
that time.

Jake, Cubby, over here.
Check this out.

Have you ever seen
such a beautiful sea shell?

[whistles]
It's a beauty.

I can't wait to add it
to my sea shell collection.

[Hook] Well, well.
What have we here?

Those puny pirates
have themselves
a very rare sea shell indeed.

I must have it
for my own collection.

Mr. Smee,
bring me my sea shells.

Aye, aye, captain.

OK. Oh! And may
I say, what a lovely
collection it is.

It's about to get
even lovelier, Smee.

Set sail for
Pirate Island.

I want that polky-dotted
sea shell.

This sea shell's
really gonna add

some sparkle
to my collection.

I've never seen another
like it. Hey!

And you won't ever
see it again, either.

Say "so long"
to your sea shell.

My sea shell!

It's truly a pleasure
to make off with your treasure.

Hook is creepier
than an eight-armed octopus.

Don't worry, Izzy.
We'll get your shell back.

Will you go to Never Land
with us and help us get
Izzy's sea shell back?

Great!

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons, mateys.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em
and put 'em in our
team treasure chest.

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪Heave-h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪Jake and the
Never land Pirates ♪

♪And me ♪♪

Feast your eyes
on that, Mr. Smee.

It certainly is
some swell sea shell, sir.

How are we going to get
Captain Hook to give us
my shell back?

Well, first,
we'll ask him nicely.

Is that really
gonna work?

It's worth a try.
Ahoy, Captain Hook.

Crackers!
Hook can't hear you.

You have to make
your voice louder.

I have an idea.

I'll roll my map
into a tube,

and you can shout
through it.

I'll bet it will help
make your voice louder.

Let's all try it, mateys.

Make a tube with
your hands like this.

Now shout through it.

Ahoy, Captain Hook.

Ready?

[all] Ahoy, Captain Hook!

Did you hear that, Smee?

Please give us back
Izzy's shell.

I hear it
loud and clear, captain.

It seems the sea pups
want their sea shell back.

Please give us back
Izzy's shell.

I heard you
the first time.

Yay-hey!
Captain Hook heard us.

And we got three
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go get
Izzy's sea shell back
from Captain Hook.

Hear me now,
young scalawags.

That polky-dot sea shell
will never, ever leave my sight.

Uh, excuse me, captain,
but you might want
to take a look at your...

[giggles]
...collection.

The polky-dotted shell
is gone.

Who, what, why, where?

Over here, Captain.
Look.

Squeak-a-ling squids.

However did it
get down there?

Thar she floats!

It's Izzy's shell.

Full speed ahead,Bucky.

Oh, my, we're heading
straight for... [gulps]...

...Run Aground Rocks.

Mr. Smee, theJolly Roger
will never fit between
those rocks.

Steer us out of the way.

Comin' about, captain.
Comin' about.

Tryin' to
come about, captain.

- Turn,Bucky, turn.
- [bell rings]

- [screeching sound]
- Whew! That was close.

- Good sailing,Bucky.
- [bell rings]

Ah, coconuts!

It'll take forever
to sail around these rocks.

[bell rings]

Good thinking,Bucky.

The dinghy's small enough
to fit between the rocks.

Let's all board
the dinghy, mates.

Look! Dead ahead.

Yay-hey, no way!

We can't let Hook
get my shell.

We gotta
catch up to him.

If you paddle with us,
we'll go faster.

Then maybe we can
get to the shell
before Hook does.

Yo-h*, let's paddle.

Ready? Paddle, paddle, paddle.

Paddle, paddle, paddle.

We're catching up.
Keep paddling.

We paddled past Hook.

Woo-hoo!

And we got
three gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go
get that sea shell.

[Hook] Put your back
into it, Smee.

- Gangway!
- Oop. On the double. Quick.

Hurry, Jake.

- [Jake] Hey!
- Barnacles and bilge water!

- The sea shell's gone.
- There!

Step aside, lad.

Blast, I missed!

Oh!

[gasps]
I can't look.

The sea shell's
gonna fall.

Not while I have wings.

I've got it.

Think again, Hook.

Here you go, Izz.

I'll take that,
you pesky parrot.

Mr. Smee,
my sea shells, please.

Comin' right up,
captain.

[yells]

That shell pinched me.

But, captain,
sea shells don't pinch.

Well, that one did.

Sea foamin'
seagulls.

- It's gone!
- Where'd it go now?

Wherever it went,
we gotta find it.

[Skully]
Moldy crackers!

[Cubby] That's a lot
of sea shells!

Ah, coconuts!

How are we ever gonna
find Izzy's sea shell?

If we sort the shells,
I bet we can find mine.

Are any of these shells
the one I found back on
Pirate Island?

No. They're covered with
polka dots like my shell,

but they're the wrong shape.

How about these shells?
Do you see my sea shell?

Uh-uh. The shells
are the right shape,

but they've the wrong pattern.

None of them
are polka dotted.

How about these shells?
Do you see my sea shell?

That's it!
We found my shell.

And we got three
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

I'll take it from here.

Yay-hey, no way, Hook.

You're not gonna take
my sea shell again.

It's time for
some pixie dust.

Come on, crew.

Hold out your arms
and fly with me.

- Fly!
- Yo-h*! Go, Izzy!

[stammering]

- Got it.
- [muffled] Mr. Smee.

[gasps]

Smee, you buffoon.
Look what you've done.

Now, if you don't mind,
find my shells, each
and every one of them!

Aye, aye, captain.

♪Hook's in a huff
'cause he never has enough ♪

♪And he's cranky as
an old g*y belle ♪

♪He'll stamp his feet
and yell at Mr. Smee ♪

♪But he's never gonna
find his shells ♪♪

Woo-hoo.
Way to fly, Izz.

Thanks, Skully. Hey, my
sea shell just tickled me.

- How could it do that?
- [Izzy] Look, a hermit crab!

He tickled me.

The shell is his home.

Now we know how
the shell moved around.

The crab carried it.

Then he's the one
who pinched old Hook?

Smart crab.
[laughs]

Let's take him back
to Pirate Island.

Mr. Crab, I can never
put your shell in my collection.

This is where you belong.

Bye, Mr. Crab!

What an awesome day!

Yeah. Sea shells
and hermit crabs rule!

So do gold doubloons.

♪Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪Way, hey
With help from you ♪

♪It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three...

[Jake] Four, five, six...

[Izzy] Seven, eight, nine.

[Jake] Yo-h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got nine
gold doubloons.

Thanks for helping us
get our treasure back, mateys.

You sure are
swell swashbucklin'
sea shell searchers.

Hmm. Is this one of
your sea shells, sir?

- No!
- This?

- No.
- How about this?

Not that one.

No? We'll find it, sir.

♪I set out one Sunday
on a treasure-hunting spree ♪

♪But the wind whipped up
and took my map away ♪

♪It blew down the shoreline ♪

♪Right into the sea ♪

♪It disappeared
beneath the rolling waves ♪

♪As my map was sinking ♪

♪I couldn't help thinking ♪

- ♪Ah, coconuts ♪
- ♪Ah, coconuts ♪

- ♪Ah, coconuts ♪
- ♪Ah, coconuts ♪

♪I guess I'll try again
another day ♪

Take it, Sharky.

[scatting]

- ♪Ah, coconuts ♪
- ♪Ah, coconuts ♪

- ♪Ah, coconuts ♪
- ♪Ah, coconuts ♪

♪Why did I have to learn
the hard way? ♪

- ♪Ah, coconuts ♪
- ♪Ah, coconuts ♪

- ♪Ah, coconuts ♪
- ♪Ah, coconuts ♪

♪I guess I'll try again
another day ♪♪

[blows single note]