01x10 - Surfin' Turf/The Seahorse Roundup

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
- Ahoy!

-Izzy!
- Ahoy!

-Cubby!
- Ahoy!

-Skully!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join
my pirate crew?

Great!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password:

Yo-h*-h*!

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

One more time!

Yo-h*-h*!

[Jake] Surfin' Turf.

[Izzy] How am I doing, Marina?

Great, Izzy.

Just remember, to keep
your balance on the surfboard,

bend your knees and
hold your arms straight out.

Then...

[both] Catch a wave!

Hey! I'm surfing!

- Cool!
- Way to surf!

- Surfboards away!
- Surfabunga!

♪ Surfin' on the Never Sea ♪

♪ Mermaids catchin'
waves with me ♪

♪ Grab your board
and hit the beach ♪

♪ Surfin' on the Never Sea ♪♪

Thanks for teaching us
how to surf, Marina.

Anytime, Jake!

[high-pitched voice] Hello!
Hello, fishy friends!

Crackers!

Something sure smells
fishy around here.

Of course it does.
[giggles]

I am a mermaid.

With a fishy tail! See?

Say, mateys.

I think this mermaid
looks like someone we know.

Do you know who this
mermaid looks like?

Yep, it looks like Captain Hook.

Um, I've never
seen you around here before.

Well, that's because
I'm always on the
go, go, go. [giggles]

But, I just had to
stop to take a look

at that wonderful
surfy thing you have.

Might I have a turn?
It look like so much fun.

Well, I, uh...

Oh, don't worry.
I'll give it right back.

Mermaids honor!

[grunting]

She's a phony!
A fishy phony!

Stop pulling my tail,
feathered fowl.

Stop it, I say! Stop!

Whoa!

[sputtering]

[Izzy giggling]
You're no mermaid!

You're Captain Hook.

Blast!
How did you guess?

Look alive! It's a sea monster!

[gasps] Shiver me timbers!

Izzy, look out!

Sorry, sea pups.
But this wasn't my idea.

It was mine! [laughing]

And now I've got
the surfy thing!

Yay-hey, no way!

Oh, hurry, Smee.
Follow me.

I want to start having fun
with this surfy thing.

- Hookabunga!
- Hookabunga, indeed!

Ah, coconuts!
We gotta get our surfboard back.

Don't worry, Cubby.

We'll be surfing again
in no time.

Say, mateys. Will you help us
get our surfboard back?

Great! Remember to keep a
look out for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together,

they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em, and put
them in our Team Treasure Chest!

- Is everybody ready?
- I got my sword!

- I got my map!
- And I've got my pixie dust!

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly!

But only in emergencies!

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Crackers!
Fishy footprints.

Those are from
Mr. Smee's swim fins.

Maybe if we follow 'em,

we can catch up
to the surfboard!

[Izzy] So, where
can they be going?

Let me check my map.

The footprints are pointing
towards the Red River,

which is here.

It joins with the Blue River
and the Yellow River,

where the all turn into
the Rainbow River,

which goes straight
to Rainbow Falls.

[Skully] Well, that's a lot
of rivers... and colors, too!

OK, crew!
Let's get going!

Red River,
here we come!

Be careful, cap'n.
One wrong step,

and it's wakey-wakey
for the Tic-Tock Croc!

Oh, stop fussing about, Smee!

[growling]

[indistinct groan]

Coming, cap'n!

Paddle faster then you've
ever paddled before!

[panting]
Doing my best, cap'n.

[wailing]
Doing my best!

Ah, fish sticks!

Hook's getting
further away from us.

He's heading for the
Rainbow River!

What's the shortest way
there, Cubby?

[Cubby] Well, we're here
at the Red River...

...and we need to go
to the Rainbow River.

So which river's
the shortest way there?

- The Blue River!
- Yay-hey!

We found the shortest way
to Rainbow River!

And we got
four gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em,
and go to the Blue River.

There's no way I'm
gonna let Hook get away
with our surfboard!

[gasps] Shiver me timbers,
Hook's way ahead of us.

He's going down
the Rainbow River,

and he's getting away
with our surfboard!

- What do we do, Jake?
- Don't worry, Izzy.

I'll figure out a way
to get the surfboard back.

It's too bad
you're not mermaids.

Then you could swim with me
and get down the river faster.

That's it, Marina!
We can swim, like mermaids!

All we've got to do is grab onto
something that floats.

- Like that log!
- Got it!

Then, we'll kick out our legs,
like if we had a mermaid tail.

- Just like this!
- Come on, mates!

Let's all swim like mermaids!
Kick out your legs with us.

Ready?

[all] Kick! Kick! Kick!
Kick! Kick! Kick!

Yay-hey, that's the way!

We're moving down
the river faster!

[Cubby] And we got three more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em, and
go get our surfboard back!

Oh, look, cap'n.

The river looks
just like a rainbow!

Why, I remember as a child
going to Rainbow Falls once...

...Rainbow Falls!

[Hook] Abandon the surfy thing!

Abandoning, abandoning!
Oh, no.

Awesome! We made it
to the Rainbow River!

And look who's hanging around.

Ahoy, Captain Hook.
Yo-h*, Mr. Smee.

Are you OK?

We're fine!
Just fine.

Hey! Where's our...

Surfy thing?
It's all yours.

I never want to see
that blasted board again!

It's no fun at all.

And it looks like no one
will ever see it again.

If it goes over the falls,
we're going to lose it forever!

Not if I can help it!
Wait here, mates.

- I'll be right back.
- Hold up, Jake!

You might need
a helping fin!

Thanks, Marina!

- Be careful, Jake!
- Don't worry, Marina,

I remember everything
you taught us.

To keep your balance
on the surfboard,

bend your knees and
hold your arms straight out.

Then you...

[both] ...catch a wave!

[Marina] Uh-oh! Looks
like we're going to sail

right over Rainbow Falls!

If only this surfboard
could fly!

It can! Izzy!

I hear you
loud and clear, Jake!

[yelling triumphantly]

[whooping]

Jake! Marina!
Here we come!

- Woo-hoo! This is fun!
- Crackers! A flying mermaid?

I've never seen that before!

Ahoy, mateys!
We made it over Rainbow Falls,

and we got the surfboard back!

And, we got three more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

Hey, Captain Hook,
how about a ride back to shore?

- Why that would be...
- Out of the question!

I never take rides
from anyone.

Especially from puny pirates
and flying fish.

Oh, well! You can't argue
with Captain Hook.

Oh, believe me, I know.
Oh, how I know.

[Jake] Next up, Mermaid Lagoon!

Thanks for your help getting
our surfboard back, Marina!

You're welcome, Jake!
Bye, everybody!

Woo-hoo!
Righteous landing!

Now that we've got our
surfboard back, let's put

all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three, four...

[Cubby] Five, six, seven...

[Izzy] Eight, nine, 10!

[Jake] Yo-h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got 10 gold doubloons!

Now, let's all
go surfin'!

Surf's up!

- Yo-h*, dudes!
- And dudettes.

- Surfin' rules!
- Wakabunga!

Thanks again, mates,
for helping us out today.

You were bodacious!

That's surfer talk
for "very awesome."

Excuse me, cap'n, but
we can't hang here forever.

Good point, Smee.
I'll jump onto that log...

- Ta-ta!
- Ta... Whoa!

- [clock ticking]
- Look at me, Smee!
I'm surfing!

Um, cap'n.

- [jaws snapping shut]
- [Hook] It's the crocodile!

Save me, Smee!

[Jake] The Seahorse Roundup.

[Jake] This place is awesome!

[Skully] It's as pretty
as a sunset.

That's why it's one of my
favorite spots on Never Land.

Just be careful
when you walk around here.

So, Izzy. Why is this place
called Seahorse Shallows?

- [neighing]
- [giggling] That's why!

[Cubby] Never Land Seahorses!
So this is where they live.

[Izzy giggling] The seahorses
really like to splash each other

and hop over rocks,
as they hop on their tails.

Yo-h*,
look at them go!

They sure love to play,
and swim free!

[Hook] Ah, how spirited you are,
my seafaring stallions.

What treasures these Never Land
seahorses be, Mr. Smee.

Oh, my.
Yes indeedy, cap'n!

Just imagine those
beautiful beasts

pulling my boat
through the water.

Now that would be a ride

worthy of the most
swashbucklingish pirate
who ever sailed.

Which is me, of course.

Yeah, but cap'n,

the seahorses seem
so happy swimming free.

Perhaps so,
but I want those seahorses!

[seahorses neighing]

- [screeching]
- [whimpering]

Ah, coconuts!

The seagull scared
the seahorses!

When they get
upset like this,

the best way to calm them down,
is to sing a lullaby.

Like this...

♪ Quietly, slowly
seahorses, shh ♪

♪ Quietly, slowly
seahorses, shh ♪♪

Aw, they're as gently
as baby oysters.

Mr. Smee!
Prepare to dive!

Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

Diving, sir! [screams]

[frightened neighing]

Come along now,
little seahorsies.

The cap'n's
got plans for you!

Quiet now,
my precious pets.

I promise I'll treat you
like one of me own crew.

Fellas! Fellas!
Wait for me!

Yay-hey, no way!
Hook took the seahorses.

We have to bring the
seahorses back to their home.

Say, mateys. Will you help us
rescue the seahorses?

Great! Remember to keep a
look out for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together,

they'll appear.
Then we'll collect 'em

and put 'em in our
Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

♪ Get along, little seahorsies
don't be so glum ♪

♪ While pulling Hook's boat
Well, it just might be fun ♪

♪ Who are we kidding
this is no kind of home ♪

♪ For little seahorsies
that roam on their own ♪♪

- [crying]
- [Hook] Hurry up, Smee.

Once I've attached the
seahorses to my boat,

I'll have the most spectacular
ride on the Never Sea.

Ah! There!
All done, sir.

[Hook] Magnificent!

[gasping] Why,
thank you, cap'n.

- I was talking about me.
- Oh.

Now, it's into the Coral Corral
to teach those seahorses

- how to follow my orders.
- [whimpering]

Listen up, now!
When I say "Go,"

I want you to swim around
the corral three times.

Go!

Blast those seahorses!
I'm half drowned!

[shivering] The other half
is chilled to the bone.

Come, cap'n.

A cup of nice hot cocoa
will do you a world of good.

Hot cocoa? With those
tiny little marshmallows?

- Oh, my favorite!
- I know, cap'n. I know.

C'mon, crew.
Follow me.

Seahorses sure are upset.

What do we do
to calm the seahorses?

We sing them a lullaby.

Come on everybody,
sing with me.

♪ Quietly, slowly
seahorses, shh ♪

♪ Quietly, slowly
seahorses, shh ♪♪

Yay-hey! We calmed down
the seahorses!

And we got
three gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

Listen up crew, we have to
find a way to get the seahorses

out of the corral
before Hook comes back.

But, Jake, there's no place
for them to swim out.

They're trapped.

Hey! Remember how the seahorses

hop on their tails
when they play?

Well, maybe they can
hop over the wall!

Sounds good, Jake.

But, they need
something to hop on.

Hmm. I hadn't
thought of that, Izzy.

Do you see anything
the seahorses can hop on,

so they can hop
over the wall?

Here! Here!

Jake, the seahorses
can use those rocks

like stairs,
to hop over the wall!

Good eye, Cubby!

Crew! Let's all
stand up and show

the seahorses how to
jump over the wall.

Ready? Stand up and hop!

Hop, hop, hop!
Come on, you can do it!

Yo-h*, way to go!

We helped the
seahorses escape,

and we got three more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

All right! We've rounded
them up, now let's head 'em out!

[neighing]

Huh? Blast!

Those scurvy swabs are
helping the seahorses escape!

- [bell tolling]
- [neighing]

Ah, coconuts.
Hook's scared the seahorses.

We can't let Hook
take them away again.

Then we won't let them!

After 'em, mateys!
Let's go!

Oh, seahorses!
Oh, seahorses!

I know they swam over here,
but where did they go?

Maybe they're hiding
in one of the shipwrecks,

but, how are we
going to find 'em?

Well, Cubby.
Since we can't see 'em,

we should listen for 'em.

Yeah! Everybody shout "ahoy"
if you hear a seahorse!

[neighing]

Ahoy!
That's a seahorse,

and it's coming
from over there!

We did it!
There they are.

And we got two more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and
go take the seahorses
back to their home.

Hi, guys! Ready to go back
home to Seahorse Shallows?

[neighing]

cr*cker crumbs,
here comes trouble!

Over here,
little seahorsies!

We won't hurt ya.

And here comes
double trouble!

No one escapes
from Captain Hook!

[Skully] Uh-oh,
we're surrounded!

Izz, this is an emergency!
You know what to do!

Aye-aye, Jake!
It's pixie dust time!

Oh, look, cap'n.

A big... Free as
birdies in the sky!

Blast you,
you puny sea pups!

You haven't seen
the last of me yet!

Captain Hook,
when will you learn

that bad pirates
never win?

Learn from the
likes of you? Never!

Well, then you might as well
learn to steer your dinghy.

Stir my dinghy?

[screams]

Oh, Mr. Smee!
Abandon ship!

Abandoning, sir!

- Dive! Dive! Dive!
- Jumping!

Next up?
Seahorse Shallows!

[all neighing]

[neighing happily]

They sure are happy to be home.

Whoa! Hey!

It's great to see the seahorses
play and swim free again.

It sure is, matey.

- Bye!
- Nice to meet you!

Now that we've returned
the seahorses to their home,

let's put all our
gold doubloons

into our
Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey
Well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
With help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons! ♪♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two, three...

[Jake] Four, five, six...

[Cubby] Seven, eight!

[Jake] Yo-h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got eight gold doubloons!

Thanks for helping
round up the seahorses

and getting them home,
partners. I mean, mateys!

Ah, yes, Mr. Smee.

I've decided I don't need those
bothersome seahorses after all.

Once again around
the island, boys!

And take the scenic route.

- Not the scenic route, again.
- Oh, dear.

[rock music plays]

- ♪ We ran aground that day ♪
- ♪ That day ♪

♪ On an island
where we wanted to stay ♪

- ♪ And now
we're all marooned ♪
- ♪ Marooned ♪

♪ But we couldn't sing
a happier tune ♪

♪ It's our hideaway ♪

♪ 'Cause we're all castaways ♪

♪ On Pirate Island ♪

♪ I'm a castaway ♪

♪ On Pirate Island ♪

- Let's go!
- Surf's up, castaways!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

- ♪ We never longed for home ♪
- ♪ For home ♪

♪ With a crew of friends
we're never alone ♪

♪ Another sunny day ♪

♪ With a bunch of castaways ♪

♪ On Pirate Island ♪

♪ I'm a castaway
on Pirate Island ♪♪