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01x13 - Hook Seals a Deal/The Emerald Coconut

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jake and the Never Land Pirates". Aired: February 14, 2011 – November 6, 2016.*
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The series focuses on Jake, Izzy, Cubby, and their parrot Skully, a band of young pirates who spend their days competing for treasure against Captain Hook and his pirate crew, consisting of Mr. Smee, Sharky and Bones.

01x13 - Hook Seals a Deal/The Emerald Coconut

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♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
- Ahoy!

-Izzy!
- Ahoy!

-Cubby!
- Ahoy!

-Skully!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join
my pirate crew?

Great!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the pirate password.

Yo-h*-h*!

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

One more time.

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

[Jake] Hook Seals A Deal.

[Jake] Yo-h*, way to go!

Everything's ready for
our beach party!

I can't wait to go...

Hey! Where's my fish floatie?

It was here a minute ago.

[gasping] Yay-hey, no way!
My beach ball's gone too.

And so is my sand shovel!

Ah, coconuts!
Where's our toys?

I bet Captain Hook took 'em all!

Maybe, but we won't know
for sure until we ask him.

Say mateys, will you help us
find out where our toys are so
we can get them back?

Great!

Remember to keep a look out
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together,
they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em and put
them in our Team Treasure Chest!

- Is everybody ready?
- I got my sword!

- I got my map!
- And I've got my pixie dust!

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly!

But only in emergencies!

Yo-h*, let's go
find our stuff!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

[Bones] ♪ When the ship gets
ragged 'n' worn ♪

♪ Oh, we patch it up
and we fix it up! ♪

♪ When the sails gets
tattered 'n' torn ♪

♪ Oh, we patch it up
and we fix it up! ♪

♪ Yo-h*-h* we sew and sew
and mend the Jolly Roger!♪♪

Oh, cap'n, your bath
is all ready.

Just the way you like it,
with lots of bubbles.

Excellent... but where
is my rubber ducky?

[stammering] Oh dear.
It was just here.

Someone must have taken it!

Taking things without
permission is despicable!

It's bad form! It's absolutely
something I would do!

[Jake] And that's why
we're here, Hook.

We're missing toys, too.
Do you know where they are?

Me? I didn't take a thing!

Oh, that's true.

I've been right here with
the captain the whole time.

Did you scurvy swabs
snatch me rubber ducky?

Not us. We didn't take anything.

Then who did?

[barking]

[Izzy giggling]
It's a Never Land seal!

[playful barking]

- How cute!
- [barking]

[Jake laughing] Looks like
we found who took our toys.

[Jake] Hey!
Those are our toys!

[Hook] Me rubber ducky!

Smee! Set sail!

After that slippery pirate!

But, cap'n, theJolly Roger
is being repaired.

We can't sail anywhere.

Blast!

[Jake] Say, Captain Hook,

why don't we work together
to get our toys back?

Work together?

- Never!
- But, cap'n,

don't you want your rubber ducky
for your yearly bath?

I've got a brilliant idea,
Mr. Smee.

We should work together
with Jake's crew

and get my rubber ducky back!

So, Captain Hook, you'll work
together with us as a pirate
team?

Absolutely! It's a deal!

My plan is working, we'll play
along with those puny pirates

and let them get our toys back.

Then I'll take everything!

Oh, good...
Sir! You wouldn't!

I would!

Yo-h*, let's all go!

[barking]

Crackers!
There goes the seal.

Swimming down
the Mysterious River.

Mateys, we've gotta
catch up to the seal!

Help us paddle the dinghy.

Hold up your paddles...
You too, Captain Hook!

You ready to paddle?

[all] Paddle, paddle, paddle,
paddle, paddle, paddle!

Ah, coconuts! How come
we're not gettin' anywhere?

Faster, Mr. Smee!
Paddle faster!

Stop, Hook! Stop!

If we're going to work
together as a team,

we all need to
paddle together.

- At the same time.
- And in the same direction.

C'mon, mates! We've gotta
work even harder to paddle!

All together now.

Paddles up, and go!

- Paddle, paddle, paddle.
- Oh, paddle, paddle, paddle.

Yo-h*! We paddled together.

And we got three gold doubloons!
Let's grab 'em and go!

Shiver me timbers!

There goes the seal
with our toys!

Then move it!
Go! Go! Go!

Branches dead ahead.

[Izzy] We've gotta watch out
for those branches!

Duck down low when
you see 'em! Ready?

- Duck! Duck! Duck!
- [Hook gasps]

I take it you didn't duck, sir.

Yay-hey! We ducked under the
branches and made it down
the river!

And we got three more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

[all] Paddle, paddle, paddle!

Paddle, paddle, paddle!

[happy barking]

That salty seal must be
around here somewhere.

Thar she goes!

[scared barking]

- Grab her!
- Hold on, Hook.
You're scaring her.

- And?
- If she's not afraid of us,
she won't hide.

Then we can get our
toys back. Trust me!

Hey! Maybe she'll come out
if we give her a treat!

Crackers!
Skully's got crackers!

All right!
Let's put 'em in this bucket,
then feed 'em to the seal.

Let me do it!

I mean, we can help out, too!

Oh, it's so nice to see you
working as part of the team,
cap'n.

Thank you, Mr. Smee.

Now, here's our chance
to get all the toys.

Go bring the beast
out of hiding.

Yoo-hoo! Here, little fella!

I got some treats for you!

- [tentative bark]
- Ah ha!

There you are!

- Oh my!
- Blast!

Ah, coconuts!
The crackers!

We were going to use them
to get the seal to come out.

There's no way I can
reach that bucket.

Don't worry, Cubby.
We'll all work together
to help you get it down.

Try standing on this rock.

And use this branch
to hook the bucket.

[grunting]

Got it! Now catch it,
Captain Hook!

You heard the lad, Smee!
The bucket, catch the bucket!

Oh... Oh dear!
Clumsy me!

Skully to the rescue!

Yay-hey!
We saved the crackers.

And we got four more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

Oh little seal!
Please come out!

[barks]

- [barks happily]
- [Hook] Ah ha!

- Mr. Smee, we did it!
- Actually, we all did it.

The sea pup's right
about that, sir.

[growling]

[barking happily]

[giggling] Aw,
she does tricks.

I think we should
give her a name.

[Skully] How about
Lucille the Seal?

Enough!

- Give me the toys.
- Hold on, Hook.

Let's ask nicely.

Lucille, it's not OK to take
things that don't belong to you.

So could we please
have our toys back?

[barking in agreement]

Wow! I think Lucille
only took our things

so she could juggle them!

This is nonsense!

I want my rubber ducky back,
and all of the other toys too.

Yay-hey, no way!
We had a deal.

I changed me mind.
The deal's off.

- That's not fair!
- Don't worry, Izz.

I'll take care of
this sneaky snook.

Captain Hook! How about
a few more treasures?

Don't forget this coconut!
Or how about this shell?

What in blazes...
[yelling]

[Hook yelping]

- [all laughing]
- Oh, that looks like fun,
cap'n.

[yelping] This isn't fun!

Thanks!

- Thank you.
- Yo-h*!

Put me down!

- [barking]
- [yelling]

[sputtering] Blast!

Well, you finally
got your bath, cap'n.

Um... no bubbles though.

[playful barking]

[barking]

Now that we got our toys back,

let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
With help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three...

[Izzy] Four, five, six...

[Cubby] Seven, eight, nine, 10!

[Jake] Yo-h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got 10 gold doubloons!

[playful barking]

- [Jake] Cool!
- [Izzy] Lucille rocks!

- [Cubby] Go Lucille, go!
- [Skully] Woo-hoo!

[happy barking]

[Hook] Oh! What a
wonderful bath that was!

[chuckling] You should do
this more often, cap'n.

Maybe twice a year!

Smee? My clothes are missing.

Where are my pants?

♪ With a snip-snip here
and a snip-snip there ♪

♪ We sowed the sail
with your underwear! ♪♪

[gasping] Blasted barnacles!

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

[Jake] The Emerald Coconut.

[Jake] Through here, mateys.

Way-hey! I can't wait
to find the Emerald Coconut!

We'll find it soon.

Peter Pan told me the way
to the Emerald Coconut.

And it lies somewhere
dead ahead!

When we find it, I'm gonna
snap a picture of it.

Why don't we just
take it back with us?

No can do, Skully.

Peter says the Emerald Coconut
is for all of us to enjoy!

It's not supposed to be taken!

Once I snap a picture of it,

I'm gonna put it
in my collection!

I've got pictures of all
the awesome coconuts I've seen!

[Cubby] Giant ones,
tiny ones...

[Skully] One shaped like me!

Sounds like a plan, Cubby!

Follow me, mateys.
And watch your step!

Peter Pan put booby-traps
around the Emerald Coconut

to keep it safe
from Captain Hook.

Safe from Hook, eh?

No booby-trap of Peter Pan's
will stop Captain Hook

from getting that
Emerald Coconut.

- Smee!
- Aye, cap'n?

Follow those puny pirates!

Ahoy, mateys!
There it is!

- [Jake] The Emerald Coconut!
- [Izzy] It's beautiful.

Got it!

- I'm gonna take a closer look!
- Hold up, Cubby!

Remember, there are pirate
booby-traps all around.

Out of me way, popinjays!

[gasping] It's even more
sparkly then I had imagined!

Excuse me while use my
lasso-hook to...

[Cubby] Uh, captain? I wouldn't
do that if I were you.

You're not supposed
to take it.

You might set off
a pirate booby trap.

Don't be silly.

[both] Watch out!

Yay-hey, no way!

- We're trapped!
- The sea pups saved us
from the trap, cap'n.

What a curious
turn of events.

Look! Peter left a note!

"Return the coconut to the
tree, then those in the
trap will be set free!"

Captain Hook? Would you please
return the coconut to the tree?

That'll lift this cage,
and set me and Izzy free!

Why should I?

Now you can't stop me from
taking the Emerald Coconut
all for me self!

Um... but cap'n, Skully
and Cubby are still free...

What can they do?

To theJolly Roger, Smee.

I can't wait to add
this newest addition

to my coconut collection!

Gee, maybe Hook's right.
What can I do?

You can go get the
Emerald Coconut from Hook

and free us from this trap!

I can?
Maybe I can!

Will you help me return the
Emerald Coconut to the tree
and free Izzy and Jake?

Great!

Remember to keep a look out
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a
Pirate Problem together,
they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em and put
'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go!

Faster, Smee.
To Shipwreck Beach!

- [grunting, panting]
- Crackers!

We'll never catch up
with Hook and Smee this way.

You're right, Skully.

We need to get to Shipwreck
Beach before Hook and Smee.

What would Jake do
if he was here?

He would try to
find a short cut!

I bet these big slippery leaves
will get us down to the beach
quick!

C'mon, everybody!
When I say "slide,"

slide down the leaves!
Ready? Slide!

Slide! Slide! Slide!

Yay-hey! We did it!

We beat Captain Hook
to Shipwreck Beach!

And, we got three
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

[panting] Dear me,
that was quite a hike, cap'n.

Are you sure there
wasn't a shorter way?

Of course I'm sure, Smee, I...

[Cubby] Ahoy there,
Captain Hook!

Blast me barnacles!
The puny pirate
beat us to the beach!?

I really need that
Emerald Coconut, Captain Hook.

It will let Izzy and Jake
out of the trap.

Now you listen here, you...

...you obviously care about your
friends very, very much.

I see now that I was wrong.

You may have the Emerald
Coconut...

But, cap'n, sir,
that isn't the...

Quiet, Smee.

The boy has friends to save.

Thanks, Captain Hook!

Maybe you're not as bad as
everybody says!

Why, thank you... What!

Oh never mind.
Let's go, Smee!

How'd you like that, Skully?

Hook, being all
nice and helpful!

This isn't the
Emerald Coconut!

Hook the sneaky snook
tricked us!

Better luck next time,
puny pirate!

I've gotta get
aboard theJolly Roger

and get that coconut back!

But how? Hmm...
what would Izzy do?

I know! She'd use pixie dust to
fly over to theJolly Roger!

But I don't have any pixie dust,
so how can I fly?

Hey! The plank on this
old shipwreck bounces
like a diving board.

I could bounce off it and
fly over to Hook's ship!

Crackers and cheese,
that's a good idea!

Bounce with me.
Up on your feet, everyone!

Now, let's bounce!

Ready?
Bounce, bounce, bounce!

[grunting] We did it!
We flew onto the
deck of theJolly Roger,

and we got three more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go
find that Emerald Coconut!

We don't have to look far.

[Cubby] Wow! Hook has a
whole coconut collection!

I guess I'm not the
only one who's coco-nutty!

But which one is
the Emerald Coconut?

I remember it was green.

So let's just look at the
three green coconuts!

Which one is
the Emerald Coconut?

This one? This one?

How about this one?

Yes! It's that one!

- Ah ha!
- [both gasping]

I've caught you, scallywags!

- [gasping] Captain Hook!
- This one's up to you, Cubby.

You can do it!

Uh... gee. Uh, this is one
awesome coconut collection,
Captain Hook!

Oh, why thank you.

Don't you think you should...
I dunno, protect 'em?

Protect them?
Protect them how?

With a pirate booby-trap,
of course!

Allow me to demonstrate.

There you go, captain!

The Emerald Coconut
is safe and sound!

Just try to take it.

- Careful, cap'n.
- Don't be silly, Smee.

Ha!... See?
Nothing happened.

Some booby-trap.

[yelling] Smee!

- Thanks, captain!
- [gasping]

My friends are counting
on me to free them. See ya!

[chuckling] You've
got to admit, cap'n,

that plucky pirate really
outsmarted us that time!

[grumbling] Plucky.

Boy, it sure has been a long
time. I hope Cubby's OK.

Don't worry, Jake.
Cubby can do it.

- He won't let us down!
- [Cubby] Ahoy, mateys!

- I got it!
- [both] Yo-h*, way to go!

I was kinda nervous
to go after Hook,

but when your friends need
help, you do what it takes!

You shoulda seen Cubby.
He was cr*cker-tastic!

One Emerald Coconut,
coming right up!

Way-hey, we're free!

Cubby saved the day!

Thanks, Cubby, we
knew you could do it!

You stood up to Hook,
saved your mateys from the trap,

and got five more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

Before Hook comes back.

Now that we saved
Izzy and Jake,

let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest!

♪ Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
With help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons! ♪♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight,

nine, 10, 11!

[Cubby] Yo-h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got 11 gold doubloons!

Thanks for helping me, mateys.

It was a bit scary, but
it was worth all the excitement.

I got two great new
pictures for my collection!

One awesome picture
of the Emerald Coconut,

and one picture of me
and my very best mateys!

[all] Yo-h*, way to go!

[laughing] Those pesky
puny pirates are gone,

and the Emerald Coconut
is all mine! Stand back.

Oh dear, be careful, cap'n,
remember the pirate booby-traps.

Quiet, Smee,
I require concentration.

Oh blast and barnacles!
Smee, get me out of here!

You know,
if we're lucky, cap'n,

maybe that plucky Cubby
will come by and save you, too!

[grumbling] Plucky Cubby...

[up-tempo folk music]

♪ I set out one Sunday
on a treasure-hunting spree ♪

♪ But the wind whipped up
and took my map away ♪

♪ It blew down the shoreline ♪

♪ Right into the sea ♪

♪ It disappeared beneath
the rolling waves ♪

♪ As my map was sinking ♪

♪ I couldn't help thinking ♪

-♪ Ah, coconuts ♪
-♪ Ah, coconuts ♪

-♪ Ah, coconuts ♪
-♪ Ah, coconuts ♪

♪ I guess I'll try again
another day ♪

Take it, Sharky.

[scatting]

- ♪ Ah, coconuts ♪
- ♪ Ah, coconuts ♪

- ♪ Ah, coconuts ♪
- ♪ Ah, coconuts ♪

♪ Why did I have to learn
the hard way? ♪

- ♪ Ah, coconuts ♪
- ♪ Ah, coconuts ♪

- ♪ Ah, coconuts ♪
- ♪ Ah, coconuts ♪

♪ I guess I'll try again
another day ♪♪