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01x14 - The Golden Twilight Treasure/Rock the Croc!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jake and the Never Land Pirates". Aired: February 14, 2011 – November 6, 2016.*
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The series focuses on Jake, Izzy, Cubby, and their parrot Skully, a band of young pirates who spend their days competing for treasure against Captain Hook and his pirate crew, consisting of Mr. Smee, Sharky and Bones.

01x14 - The Golden Twilight Treasure/Rock the Croc!

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♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
- Ahoy!

-Izzy!
- Ahoy!

-Cubby!
- Ahoy!

-Skully!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join
my pirate crew?

Great!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*!

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

One more time.

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

[Jake] The Golden
Twilight Treasure!

Crackers!
I see seashells.

Here you go, Jake.

Thanks, Izzy.
We got a good day's haul.

Ah, coconuts!
[stammering] What's that?

It could be a
m-m-monster!

Let's find out.
Yo-h*, follow that glow.

Uh... you guys
go without me.

I'm, uh... kinda tired,
and uh...

It's OK, Cubby.
We'll all stick together.

[gasps]

Sweet!

Check it out!
A lantern!

- [chirping]
- [Cubby] Uh, guys?

Wow! It's a
Never Land firefly!

[Skully] He's dee-lightful!

[chuckling]

[chirping]

Huh! I think he
likes it in there.

When this little guy's happy,
he sure glows brightly.

Let's call him Brightly.
[giggles]

[chirping happily]

Thanks, Brightly.

You really help
light up the dark.

[gasps]

Blast!

Where is that Golden
Twilight Treasure?

The map shows it's in a cave
somewhere on Never Land,

and I want it now!

I know, cap'n, sir!

But maybe we should come back
tomorrow, when the sun's out.

Then we'll have plenty of light
to read our map.

Light, you say?

I found just what we need
to find our way

to the Golden
Twilight Treasure!

A lantern. All lit up
and ready to go.

Come on, Smee.
No time to lose.

Tick-tock, tick-tock,
I'm the Tic-Tock Croc.

- [growling]
- [laughing]

Good one. Do another
shadow puppet, Jake.

Awesome! That one looks
just like Captain Hook.

[gasps]

[Izzy] That's 'cause
it is Captain Hook!

Come along, little firefly.
You're going to light my way

to the Cave of the Golden
Twilight Treasure.

[chirping sadly]

Yay-hey, no way!

We've gotta get Brightly
back from Captain Hook.

[Cubby] And let's do it before
it gets any darker around here.

Will you help us
rescue Brightly?

Thanks! Remember to keep a
look out for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together,
they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em and put
'em in our team treasure chest.

Is everybody ready?

- I've got my sword.
- I got my map!

And I've got
my pixie dust.

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly.

But only in emergencies.

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Heads up!

Hurry!

[Jake] As long as we see
Brightly's glow,

we know where to find him.

What's wrong with you,
Buzzy Bug?

Your light was so much
brighter before.

Maybe he misses
his friends.

But you've got
new friends now.

Like me and Mr. Smee.

- [chirping angrily]
- [scoffs]

As captain, I command you
to give me more light at once!

[chirping sadly]

Confound it,
where are we, Smee?!

- [gasps]
- [growling]

Excuse me, cap'n. I believe
I recognize these flowers.

- They're...
- Snapdragons! Run!

Oh, dear, oh, dear!

[chirping happily]

Uh-oh.
Snappy snapdragons!

Come on, mateys.

Let's quietly tip-toe
past the snapdragons,

so they don't wake up.

[growling snores]

Yay-hey! We made it
past the snapdragons!

And we got three gold doubloons.
Let's grab 'em and go.

Look! There's
Brightly's glow.

Hey, his glow was
much brighter before.

That's 'cause he was happy.
He must be getting sad.

I sure hope
he's gonna be OK.

He will be.
We'll see to that.

Smee, are we getting closer
to finding the Golden
Twilight Treasure?

- [rumbling]
- [shouting]

[both shouting]

[chirping happily]

We seem to have stumbled
onto the Rolling Hills!

[shouting] Whoa!

Uh... Cap'n?
You can stop wobbling now.

We made it to
the other side.

[scoffs]
Just follow me, Smee.

Crackers!
These Rolling Hills

move like waves
in the Never Sea.

- How are we gonna get across?
- Balance. Like this.

Come on. Put your arms
straight out,

and walk slowly with us.

Carefully...
Carefully.

- [boinging]
- [Izzy] Yes!

We got across
Rolling Hills.

And we got four more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and
go find Brightly.

Blast!
I can't see a thing.

This lantern's light is
as dim as the murky deep.

I'll never find the
Golden Twilight Treasure!

Listen up, Buzzy Bug.
If you don't get glowing soon,

you'll be walking
a very tiny plank.

[frightened chirping]

Captain, good news.

We've reached Big Bug Valley,
and that's where we'll find

the Cave of the Golden
Twilight Treasure.

[Jake] Hang on, Brightly!
We're on our way.

[chirping happily]

[gasps] It's those
puny pirates.

Step lively, Smee.

Lead the way to the Golden
Twilight Treasure.

Moldy crackers.
Hook's way ahead.

And check out Brightly's glow.

It's fading fast.

And if he stops glowing, we
won't know where to find him.

Looks like this
is an emergency.

We've gotta catch up
to Hook... now!

I'm on it, Jake.

[echoing] Yo-h*
and away I go!

Behold, Mr. Smee.
A golden glow.


That must be the Cave of
the Golden Twilight Treasure.

Now be careful, cap'n.

I'm a tad worried
we'll bump into big bugs,

this being Big Bug Valley
and all.

- [shouting] Big bug!
- [Jake] Buzz, buzz, buzz!

Ahoy, Captain Hook. Mr. Smee.

That's no big bug,
but it is a big flying pest.

Please give us back
the lantern, Hook,

- and our friend, Brightly.
- [Hook] Shoo fly, shoo!

I'm not shooing anywhere,
Captain Hook,

- until you free our friend.
- [groaning]

- Gotcha!
- [both shouting]

[Hook] Smee!

Is Brightly OK?

Uh-oh. His glow
is fading fast.

[Jake] I bet he needs
some cheering up.

Hey! I know a song that
might make him happy again.

Come on, Brightly!

♪ Aye, aye, firefly, fly ♪

♪ Yo-h*, firefly, glow ♪

♪ Aye, aye, firefly, fly ♪

♪ Yo-h*, firefly, glow ♪♪

It's working!

Come on, mateys.
Sing it with me.

♪ Aye, aye, firefly, fly ♪

♪ Yo-h*, firefly, glow ♪

♪ Aye, aye, firefly, fly ♪

-♪ Yo-h*, firefly, glow ♪♪
- [chirping happily]

Yo-h*, way to glow!

We helped make Brightly
happy again.

And we got five more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go back
to Pirate Island.

[both shouting]

[Hook] Ooh!

- [Smee] Oh, dear!
- [Hook] What!

Foiled again by Jake
and his pint-sized pirate crew.

Don't despair, cap'n.
Look!

A-ha! The Cave of the
Golden Twilight Treasure!

Barnacles!
Where's the treasure?

Maybe there is
no treasure?

Well, then, what's making
this golden glow?

- [chirping chorus]
- What? Fireflies?

I went through all of this
nonsense for glowing bugs?!

- [whooshing]
- [Hook] Shoo, shoo!

Shoo, shoo!

Uh, cap'n, you might want to
hold back on the shooing.

[loud buzzing]

Oh, save me, Smee!

Thanks for helping us
rescue Brightly, mateys.

Now, let's put all
our gold doubloons

into our team
treasure chest.

♪ Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
With help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons! ♪♪

Come on. Count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three.

[Cubby] Four, five, six.

[Izzy] Seven, eight, nine,
ten, 11, 12.

[Jake] Yo, h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got 12 gold doubloons.

Thanks again for helping us
rescue Brightly.

He's really happy now.

And he wants to be my
Never Land night light.

Glow, Brightly, glow!

♪ Aye, aye, firefly, fly ♪

♪ Yo-h*, firefly, glow ♪

♪ Aye, aye, firefly, fly ♪

♪ Yo-h*, firefly, glow ♪♪

[sing-song chirping]

I think at last we've lost
those buggy bugs, Smee.

But, just in case,
row faster.

- Um... I'm not rowing, cap'n.
- What?

[shouting] Save me, Smee!

[Hook shouting]

[splashing]

[Jake] Rock the Croc!

[Izzy] Boiling barnacles.

This is the
hottest day... ever.

If it gets any hotter,
I think I might melt.

Ooh! Try wearing feathers
in this heat.

[Jake] Yo-h*,
what do you know?

A bottle!
I wonder what's in it.

It's a map, and a message
from Peter Pan.

It says, "If it's hot
on Pirate Island Beach,

then Pirate's Plunge
is the place to reach."

Oh, boy! Pirate's Plunge.

Uh... what's Pirate's Plunge?

Only the biggest, coolest,
fastest waterslide

in all of Never Land.

[Izzy] That'll
cool us off for sure.

[Cubby] Yo-h*, let's go
to Pirate's Plunge.

Faster, Smee.

I'm hot, and you know
how I hate to be hot.

I'm... I'm fanning
as fast as I can, cap'n,

but my arm is getting tired.
[wheezing]

That's why you have two.
Use the other one.

- [groaning]
- [Skully] Whoo-hoo!

- Let's hit the beach!
- [Hook exclaiming]

Jake and his puny
pirates are here.

I can't wait to get
to Pirate's Plunge

and go watersliding.

It's a good thing
we've got a map.

Pirate's Plunge?

Peter Pan used to go there
to cool off on beastly hot days.

But I've never
been able to find it.

Such a pity, cap'n.

It would be so refreshing to
take a dip in ice cold water,

slipping and sliding
and splashing down...

Enough!

This is precisely why
I want that map.

OK, crew. Is everybody ready
to go to Pirate's Plunge?

[all] Aye, aye!

- Jake, can I carry the map?
- Sure, Cubby. You got it.

Correction.
I've got it.

- [both struggling]
- Captain Hook!

You don't
have to swipe it.

Why don't we all follow it
to Pirate's Plunge together?

[straining] But I want
this place all to me-self.

[loud struggling]

[surprise grunt]

Shiver me timbers!

The crocodile
swallowed the map.

Wretched beast!
Give me that map at once!

- That's an order.
- [ticking]

- [growling]
- Oh! What have I done?

[screaming]

Maybe you should've
said, "Please."

Just run, Smee. Run!

Running, sir.
[muttering]

Ah, coconuts!

Without Peter's map, we'll
never find Pirate's Plunge.

Or cool off.

Matey's, will you help us
get our map back,

so we can find our way
to Pirate's Plunge?

Great! Remember to keep a
look out for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a
pirate problem together,

they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em and put
'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

[snoring]

There he is.
Taking a nap.

How are we gonna
get the map back?

It's in the
crocodile's tummy.

Whoa! Crackers!

[preparing to sneeze]

That's it, Cubby!

Maybe the crocodile
can sneeze out the map.

How can you make
a crocodile sneeze?

With Skully's feather.

We can use it to
tickle the croc's nose.

Let's all blow the feather
over to the croc's nose.

When I say,
"Blow, feather, blow,"

blow with us.

Ready?

Blow, feather, blow!

[all blowing]

[Jake] Blow, feather, blow!

All right!
We did it.

And we got three
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and watch
the crocodile sneeze.

- Here it comes!
- [growling]

Ah, coconuts.
It didn't work.

Step aside, silly swabs.

I'll show you how to
make a crocodile sneeze.

[makes baby noises]

Huh? [roaring]

- Smee!
- Saving, sir.

Gee, getting the map back

might not be as easy
as I thought.

[burping] 'Scuse me.

I must have eaten too many
coconuts for breakfast.

Cubby! That's it!

Maybe we can make
the crocodile
burp out the map.

But how?

Well, fizzy, bubbly water
always makes me burp.

And I know just where
to get some.

Geyser Gulch.

Gee, it's so hot today.

It sure would be nice
to have a cool drink

of fizzy, bubbly water.

Hmm?

So, if anybody wants one,
follow me.

Yo-h*, way to go!

We got the crocodile to drink
the fizzy, bubbly water.

And we got four more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and
watch the crocodile burp.

[stomach grumbling]

[rumbling]

- [small burp]
- That's it?

He didn't
burp out the map.

[Hook] Watch and learn,
scalawags.

I'll show you how to
make a crocodile burp.

Crocodile, I command you
to burp out that map at once!

[echoing] Smee!

Flap your arms
like a bird, cap'n.

- [Hook crashing]
- [groaning]

Gee, it always works for me.

Hey! I wonder if we
can get the crocodile

to laugh out the map.

Hey, everybody.
I got a funny joke for you.

What do you get when
you cross a crocodile

with a chicken?

I don't know, Cubby.

What do you get when you cross
a crocodile with a chicken?

A croco-doodle-doo!

- Crackers! That cracks me up.
- [crickets chirping]

Uh-oh. Jake,
sing your silly song.

♪ Banana-naner
coconuts ♪

♪ With mangos
on your snout ♪

♪ You'll laugh so hard
Oh, crocodile ♪

♪ That map will
pop right out ♪

♪ The map will pop
right out, hey, hey! ♪♪

[crickets chirping]

- Tough crowd.
- Ah, coconuts!

He didn't even
laugh a little.

- [horn honking]
- Out of my way, puny pirates.

If anyone can make
that croc laugh,

it's me, the hilarious
Captain Hook.

- Hey, Croc-y. Look at me!
- [honking horn]

I'm the funniest pirate
you've ever seen.

[groaning]

That's it! I've had it!

Oh, I'm tired of being
Captain Nice Clown-y.

- Bring me my crocodile net.
- Huh?

Stop, Captain Hook.

We all want the map
to Pirate's Plunge.

But trapping the croc in a net
isn't the right thing to do.

Izz, a little
pixie dust, please.

Here you go.

I'll take that.

By thunder!
Drop that net!

Sure. You got it.

Oh! [struggling]

Smee.
Get me out of this.

- [both shouting]
- Blast!

[screaming]

Oh, why me?

[snickering laughter]

Check it out!
The croc's laughing!

I got it!

Yay-hey! We got the map
to Pirate's Plunge back,

and we got four more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go
cool off at Pirate's Plunge.

Peter Pan was right.
Pirate's Plunge is awesome!

[shouting]

[Izzy giggling]

Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

- Yoo-hoo!
- Whoo-hoo!

Whee!

[all shouting happily]

That was awesome!

Now that we followed Peter Pan's
map to Pirate's Plunge,

let's put all
our gold doubloons

into our team
treasure chest.

♪ Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
With help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on. Count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three.

[Izzy] Four, five, six, seven.

[Cubby] Eight, nine, ten, 11!

Yo-h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got 11 gold doubloons.

Thanks for helping us on
today's cool adventure!

[snickering laughter]

Smee! Get me down!

Save me!

Well... I'm trying,
cap'n, I'm trying.

Just hang on.

[rock music plays]

♪ Captain Hook
Someone's following you ♪

♪ Over island, ocean, blue ♪

♪ From the Never Peak
through the Never Sea ♪

♪ Oh, Captain Hook
Who could it be? ♪

♪ What's that sound all around?
It's a tick-tock-clock ♪

♪ In the belly of a
tick-tock croc ♪

♪ What's that sound all around?
It's a tick-tock-clock ♪

♪ In the belly of a
tick-tock croc ♪

[Hook] Save me, Smee!

♪ Tick-Toc, the crocodile ♪

♪ A grin full of teeth
and a googly eye ♪

♪ Tick-Toc, the crocodile ♪

♪ He wants to stay
and play awhile ♪

♪ Knock, knock
Where's old croc? ♪

♪ Always right on time ♪

♪ Oh, captain
You can set your clock ♪

♪ By the tic-tock croc ♪♪

[crocodile ticking]