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01x15 - The Elephant Surprise!/Jake's Jungle Groove

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jake and the Never Land Pirates". Aired: February 14, 2011 – November 6, 2016.*
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The series focuses on Jake, Izzy, Cubby, and their parrot Skully, a band of young pirates who spend their days competing for treasure against Captain Hook and his pirate crew, consisting of Mr. Smee, Sharky and Bones.

01x15 - The Elephant Surprise!/Jake's Jungle Groove

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♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
- Ahoy!

-Izzy!
- Ahoy!

-Cubby!
- Ahoy!

-Skully!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join
my pirate crew?

Great!

To start
today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password:

Yo-h*-h*!

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

One more time.

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

[Jake] The Elephant Surprise!

- [Skully] Woo-hoo!
- [Cubby] Over here, over here!

- [Jake grunts]
- [Cubby] Nice one!

- [Cubby] Bump it, bump it!
- This one's for you, Cubby!

Bring it on, Jake!

Ah, coconuts.

I'll find the ball.

There it is!

Look alive, mateys.

That's what happens when you
play volleyball on Geyser Beach!

Catch!

Good thing I didn't lose it,

it's the only volleyball we got!

Come on, Cubby.
Let's play!

[grunts]

Uh-oh. Not again.

[gasping]

Whoa! There's an
elephant on the beach!

- [Jake] Way-hey, cool!
- [Izzy] Awesome!

- [knocking]
- It's a wooden elephant!

Look, there's a note.

It says, "A gift for
Jake and his crew.

Take good care of this.

It's best to keep it
in your Treasure Room.

Signed, a dear old friend."

Hmm. I wonder which
friend sent us this gift?

The fairies? Marina
the Mermaid or Peter Pan?

Well, whoever sent it
wouldn't want us to lose it.

It's way too awesome.

Then, let's put the elephant
in our Treasure Room.

That way
we'll never lose it!

Good idea, Jake.

Yes, Mr. Smee.
My plan is working!

Once those puny pirates
put this wooden elephant

into their
Treasure Room, we...

We jump out and yell surprise!

No, no, no.
After they leave,
we leap out

and load the wooden elephant
with all their treasure,

and then take it all
back to our ship.

Then can I yell surprise?

- Oh, if you must.
- [giggling]

We're moving!

[Jake] To the
Treasure Room, crew!

There! Now the elephant's safe
with all our other treasures.

[Bucky's bell rings]

Cheese and crackers! Mmm.
That's Bucky's bell.

- It's lunch time!
- Yo-h*, let's go!

[Hook] Our plan
is working perfectly.

Open the door, Smee.

[both grunting]

Look at all this wonderful
treasure, Mr. Smee!

Quickly, load up
the elephant!

You know, cap'n, sir.
It's not really nice to take

things from the sea pups
without asking permission.

- Smee!
- Loading, cap'n! Loading!

Now Mr. Smee,
I want all the treasure!

Don't leave any trinket,
bauble or bangle behind!

[grunting] Aye, sir!
Clumsy me! Ha!

Smee! [gasping]
Look what you've done!

Oh, dear, oh, my, oh, dear!

[grunting]
Stop that elephant!

- [sighing heavily]
- [Jake] Let's go check
on our elephant gift!

They're coming back.
Quickly, Smee.

Get inside the
wooden elephant!

[Izzy] Shiver me timbers!

The wooden elephant's
rolling away!

Uh-oh! It went down
the OtherSide Slide!

And, if we don't get it back
fast, we're gonna lose it!

Yay-hey, no way
can we lose it.

We don't even know
who gave it to us!

Mateys, will you help us
get our wooden elephant back?

Great! Remember to keep a
look out for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together,
they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em and put
'em in our team treasure chest.

Is everybody ready?

- I've got my sword.
- I got my map!

And I've got
my pixie dust.

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly.

But only in emergencies.

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Uh-oh! The elephant's
headed straight for
Buccaneer's Revenge.

The steepest,
twistiest path ever!

[both yelling]

Barnacles! The elephant's
going to hit those boulders.

- What can we do?
- [Jake] See that log?

We can move it
onto the path.

When the elephant
bumps into the log,

it'll roll away
from the boulders.

We'd better go quick.
The elephant's movin' fast.

[both whooping and yelling]

C'mon, everybody. Follow me down
the Zip-Line Vine to the log!

[all yelling in delight]

All right, when I say "push,"
push the log with me.

- Ready? Push!
- [all grunting]

- Push!
- [all grunting]

- Push!
- [all grunting]

Yay-hey! We made the
elephant roll away,

so it didn't crash.

And we got
four gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go get
our wooden elephant back.

[both yelling]

Mr. Smee... your foot
is in my face.

[Smee] Sorry, cap'n,
but I think that's your foot.

[gasping and yelling]

Good news, cap'n!
We've stopped.

But where did we stop?

Yuck! The elephant's stuck
in Stuck Muck Pond.

We'll never
get it outta there.

But we've got to!
We can't lose it.

We don't even know
who this gift is from yet.

You're right, Cubby.
Izzy, this is an emergency.

And that means...
pixie dust!

[stammering] I think
we're flying, cap'n!

Nonsense,
elephants can't fly!

Yay-hey!
We saved our elephant.

And we got three more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go get the
elephant back to the hideout.

Come on, we can go
through Geyser Beach!

Oh, blast!
Be careful, Mr. Smee.

Sorry, cap'n. But, it is a
tad cramped in here, and I...

[both grunting]

Smee, stop fussing about!

Hoo-hoo!
I'll try me best, sir.

But, oh, let me just
scoot back here a bit, and...

[Hook] Ow! Stop pushing me!

Listen! The elephant
said something.

I don't think it
wants to be pushed.

Hey, I think that voice came
from inside the wooden elephant!

- Blast!
- Oh, my!

Oh, hello...
Oh! I mean, surprise!

- [all gasping]
- Captain Hook?

You've been in there
the whole time?

So, you gave us
the wooden elephant?

And you tricked us
so you could

sneak into our
Treasure Room!

- And take our treasure.
- Yes, it was all me doing.

Clever as a clam,
am I not?

[giggling] And now,
I'm going to keep

all of this treasure...
And the elephant, too.

- Not if I can help it!
- Oh, no, you don't!

Catch me if you can!
[laughing] Over here!

Oh! Stay still,
ya scurvy swab!

[grunting]

[gasping] Now where
did that puny pirate go?

- [Jake] Heads up, Hook!
- [screams]

Ooh, what?!

Sorry, Captain Hook,

but you can't take
our treasure or the elephant!

- Yeah, it was a gift!
- And once you give a gift,

you can't take it back.
It's not nice.

The sea pups have
a point there, cap'n.

It's not very nice to
give a gift to someone,

then take it back.

I don't care. I'm not going to
move until I get what I want.

[rumbling]

[stuttering] Uh...
Uh, cap'n?

Um, Hook?
You might want to move.

- I'm not moving for anyone!
- [both screaming]

That geyser's always
right on time!

I tried to warn him, but some
pirates just never listen.

[both continue screaming]

- [moans]
- [grunts]

[Jake] Right this way, crew!

We saved the
wooden elephant

and our treasure...

And we got three
more gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

One wooden elephant
safe and sound.

Now that we've returned
everything to our Treasure Room,

let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
With help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons! ♪♪

Come on. Count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three, four...

[Izzy] Five, six, seven...

[Cubby] Eight, nine, ten!

[Jake] Yo, h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got ten gold doubloons.

Way to go, mateys!

Thanks for helping us get
back the wooden elephant!

[Hook groaning]

I'm never riding in a
wooden elephant ever again.

Oh, cheer up, cap'n!

Sharky, Bones and I made
a little gift for you.

- A wooden crocodile!
- [stammering] A crocodile?

Uh-oh.

[screaming]

Mr. Smee, get me out of here!

Now!

[Smee] Oh, dear, oh, dear!
Coming, cap'n! Coming!

[Jake] Jake's Jungle Groove.

Crackers! We're doin'
the Skullenbones Stomp!

Whoa! You and Izzy might
be doing it, but... Whoops!

All I'm doing is
tripping over my feet.

Why did I promise
Marina, the mermaid,

and her friends that we'd
have a dance party tonight?

You'll be fine, Jake.

Just try following the
beat of Cubby's bongos.

Yeah! When Peter Pan
gave 'em to me, he said,

"These bongos will
help you keep the beat,

but silly pirates won't
ever stop their feet!"

Well, I can't
keep the beat,

and I can't even
start my feet!

Don't worry, Jake.
If you keep on trying,

you'll be dancing
right along with us.

[chitters excitedly]

[Sharky, Bones
and Smee laughing]

[Sharky] That's
quite a jig! Fancy!

- Go, cap'n, go!
- [all laughing]

Blast! What in blazes
are you swabs laughing at?

Why, cap'n, it's your feet.

- [laughing]
- [Hook whooping]

Why, cap'n. I have never
seen you dance so lively before.

[stuttering]
I don't want to dance,

yet I can't seem to stop!

Whew! Smee.
What just happened to me?

It was that bopping, cap'n.

When it started,
you started dancin'!

- [bongos start up]
- Oh, my, there it goes again!

[whooping]

That boppity-bopping noise
must be making me dance!

Ah-ha! It's those puny pirates
making all that racket.

Smee, whoo! I must stop
that boppity-bop maker,

and put an end to
this blasted dancing!

[screams]
Who left this hatch open?

Good work, Jake! You're
getting the hang of it.

You're right!

I could do the
Skullenbones Stomp all day.

Not if I can help it!

Ah, coconuts!
It's Captain Hook!

This boppity-bop maker
has bopped its last bop!

[chittering]

- [chitters]
- What?

[starts an up-tempo beat]

Stop that blasted
boppity-bopping!

- [chittering happily]
- [gasping] Stop it!

- [excited chittering]
- Come back here,
you furry fiend!

Wow! I never knew
Captain Hook could dance!

I think the sound of Peter's
bongos made him do that.

Yeah! When the monkey played
the bongos, Hook danced,

and when he stopped
playing 'em, Hook stopped!

Remember what Peter said?

"These bongos will
help you keep the beat,

but silly pirates won't
ever stop their feet!"

And Hook is the silliest pirate
I know! [giggling]

Well, we've gotta get the
bongos back from that monkey,

before Hook gets his
hooks on 'em again.

Yeah! 'Cause without 'em,
we can't have our dance party!

Mateys, will you help us
get our bongos back?

Great! Remember to keep a
look out for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a
pirate problem together,
they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em and put
'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go
find that monkey

and get our
bongos back!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Oh, dear!
Pea Pod Pass.

One false move
and huge peas

will rain down
on our head!

How hard can it be? Onward!

- [soft drumming begins]
- [gasping]

The monkey's
boppity-bopping again!

Not now!
Stop that monkey!

- No!
- [rumbling]

[both yelping]

Don't worry, cap'n!
These peas can't roll forever.

[both grunt]

[Smee] See? I was right.

Where are we?

Uh-oh! This is
Pea Pod Pass!

If we bump into any
of the pea pod plants,

big peas will pop out!

C'mon, go with us
through Pea Pod Pass.

But watch your step! Do the
Skullenbones Stomp with me.

- [bongo beat starts]
- Hop on one leg over this root,

and this root.

[all] Hop! Hop!

Then hop on your other leg,
and go over these three leaves.

[all] Hop! Hop! Hop!

We did it! We got
through Pea Pod Pass!

And we did the
Skullenbones Stomp!

And we got three
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go find
the monkey and our bongos.

- Hi, Captain Hook!
- [Hook groans]

- [chittering]
- [drums an up-tempo beat]

- There's the monkey!
- [chittering happily]

I'll go ask him
for the bongos.

- You wait here.
- Hold on, Jake.

This is
Skullenbones Rock!

There's a trick
to getting over.

The map says you have to do
the Skullenbones Stomp

to go up the
stepping stones.

- [drumming]
- [Hook whooping]

Look alive! [moaning]

[stuttering] Make way!

- Coming through!
- Oh, dear!

- Oh! Oh!
- [Izzy] He's doing it
all wrong!

- Ah! Whoopsy! [screams]
- [Izzy] I wonder
what will happen!

- [alarm sounds]
- That doesn't sound good.

[gasps and screams]

[scream continues]

Shiver me timbers!

Looks like Hook danced
across all of the wrong
stepping stones.

So remember, Jake. To
go up the stones safely,

you have to do the
Skullenbones Stomp!

But we don't have the bongos to
make the beat I need to follow.

I've got an idea.

Let's all help Jake
do the Skullenbones Stomp!

Clap your hands like this!

This way Jake can
dance to the beat!

Yay-hey!
That's the way!

Hey! I made it!

All right, Jake! You danced
across the stepping stones.

And we got three more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go.

Hiya, Mr. Monkey!

I'm glad you like
the bongos.

[chittering happily]

But you really should never
take someone else's things.

- Ooh...
- Maybe we can share the bongos.

How would you like to come
back with us to Pirate Island

- and join our dance party?
- [chittering happily]

[Hook] Not so fast, Jake.

I'll take that
boppity-bop maker!

No you don't, Hook!
These bongos belong to my crew.

And we're sharing them
with our new friend.

Hey, Mr. Monkey. How 'bout
playing the Skullenbones Stomp

for Captain Hook, here?

- [Hook] Blast!
- [chittering excitedly]

- [drumming]
- No! Not again!

- Give me that!
- [exclaims] Oh-uh.

Izzy, this is an emergency!
We've gotta help the monkey!

You got it, Jake.
Come on, Cubby. Help me.

Hang on, Mr. Monkey!

- [giggling]
- [relieved chittering]

No! I want that
boppity-bop maker!

[surprised shout and wailing]

Blast...

Captain Hook, would you
like some help, too?

I can help meself,
thank you!

All right then.
See you some other time!

Oh, I'm sure we'll meet again.

Yay-hey, we saved the monkey!

And we got two more
gold doubloons!

- Let's grab 'em and go!
- [chittering happily]

Now it's your turn, Jake!

Thanks, Izz. Good going!

Hang on, cap'n!
I'll be right up!

Right after I do the
Skullenbones Stomp.

Bop, bop, bop-bop-bop.
Bop, bop, bop-bop-bop.

Now that we got
our bongos back,

let's put all
our gold doubloons

into our Team
Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
With help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on. Count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three...

[Jake] Four, five, six...

[Izzy] Seven, eight!

[Jake] Yo-h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got eight gold doubloons.

C'mon, mates! It's time
for our dance party!

Let's all do the
Skullenbones Stomp

with Marina
and her friends.

- Ready, Jake!
- [chittering excitedly]

- Yeah!
- [chittering happily]

[Marina] Lookin' good, Jake!

- [all laughing, whooping]
- [Jake] Yay-hey, Marina!

- Up and at 'em!
- Step lively, lads!

F-f-fie and f-f-fish sticks!

[giggling] Well, cap'n.
If you can't stop dancin',

you might
as well enjoy it!

[laughing] I suppose
you're right, Smee.

Whoa!

Can you swabs remember
to close the hatch

when you're finished
using it... Please?

[upbeat rock music plays]

♪ Out on the waves
so goes the tale ♪

♪ The Jolly Rogerssails ♪

♪ And at the helm
be a captain who ♪

♪ Has a bone
to pick with you ♪

♪ He's a smarmy shark
with a toothy ache ♪

♪ He'd nick the name
from your birthday cake ♪

♪ He's got more hooks
than a tackle box ♪

♪ And he'll swipe the stripes
right off of your socks ♪

♪ Captain Hook
is a cranky crook ♪

♪ An odd fish, cod fish
sneaky snook ♪

♪ Captain Hook
is a cranky crook ♪

♪ An odd fish, cod fish
sneaky snook ♪

♪ We signed aboard
with the old sea snake ♪

♪ And that was our mistake ♪

♪ We wish we had
a gold doubloon ♪

♪ For every plan he's ruined ♪

♪ He's an old...
in an overcoat ♪

♪ He's a silly
frilly, billy goat ♪

♪ Captain Hook
is a cranky crook ♪

♪ An odd fish, cod fish
sneaky snook ♪

♪ Captain Hook
is a cranky crook ♪

♪ An odd fish, cod fish
sneaky snook ♪♪