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01x18 - Birds of a Feather/Treasure Show and Tell!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jake and the Never Land Pirates". Aired: February 14, 2011 – November 6, 2016.*
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The series focuses on Jake, Izzy, Cubby, and their parrot Skully, a band of young pirates who spend their days competing for treasure against Captain Hook and his pirate crew, consisting of Mr. Smee, Sharky and Bones.

01x18 - Birds of a Feather/Treasure Show and Tell!

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♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
- Ahoy!

-Izzy!
- Ahoy!

-Cubby!
- Ahoy!

-Skully!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join
my pirate crew?

Great!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*!

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

One more time.

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

[Jake] Birds of a Feather.

[Izzy] You were right, Jake.

Skull Rock is the best spot
for bird-watching.

And I see... Skully!

But who is that with him?

Allow me to introduce
my new friend...

[trumpeting fanfare]

...Winger!

Winger, this is
Jake, Izzy and Cubby.

- Hiya, Winger!
- Hello.

- Ahoy!
- Hi everybody.

Nice to meet you.

I love your golden tipped
feathers, Winger.

They're so princessy!

- Aw, thanks. I like 'em, too!
- Winger needs our help.

She's looking for the
Golden SkyBird Treasure!

Someone sent me
this strange note.

It says...
"Greetings, Winger.

The Golden SkyBird Treasure

awaits you at the wooden bird
statue on SkyBird Island."

I've been flying all over
the Never Sea looking for
SkyBird Island,

but I can't find it anywhere.

I told Winger we're
good at finding treasure.

- Can we help her?
- Sure!

Any friend of yours
is a friend of ours.

And we help our friends!

Sweet!

Mateys, will you join us

and help Winger
find SkyBird Island

and the Golden SkyBird Treasure?

Great! Remember to keep a
look out for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together,
they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em and put
'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go!

Is everybody ready?

- I've got my sword.
- I got my map!

[both] We got our wings!

And I've got
my pixie dust.

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly.

- But only in emergencies.
- Ah, coconuts!

I don't see SkyBird Island
anywhere on my map.

Hmm, maybe SkyBird Island
is in the sky!

Twinkling tailfeathers!
Your friends sure are smart!

I told ya!

If we're gonna find
an island in the sky,

we're all gonna
have to fly!

Not a problem...
with pixie dust!

Ooh. It's sparkly!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

And me! [giggling]

[Smee] Here ya go,
Cap'n Hook, sir.

See how relaxing it is

to take a day off
from treasure hunting?

Ah, thank you, Smee.

I think I might be able
to get used to this.

- [indistinct chatter]
- What in blazes?!

- [Jake] Awesome!
- [Hook] It's Jake and
his pint-sized pirates!

[Smee] Ooh! And a
colorful new bird.

Hmm... Maybe the little bird
is leading them to some kind of

- special treasure in the sky.
- Treasure in the sky?

Quickly!

Let us follow them.

[growls]
Hold on tight, Smee!

Oh, dear. Yes, sir!
Holding on tight! Oh, dear me!

Look alive, mateys!

[Izzy gasps] It's an island!

[Cubby] Floating in the sky!

Pirates and parrots,
welcome to SkyBird Island!

We found SkyBird Island.
And we got two gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go find
the Golden Skybird Treasure!

Whoa!

[Winger] Twinkling tailfeathers!

[Winger and Skully]
It's a birdie-playground!

Check it out!

There's the bird statue
you told us about, Winger!

That's where
my note says,

"the Golden SkyBird
Treasure awaits."

Ah, coconuts!

Getting over to the
statue looks impossible!

Be careful, Mr. Smee.

Well, we better
figure out a way fast.

There are some odd birds
around here...

And that's one
odd bird I know!

Ol' Feather Hat
must've followed us.

Hook! That cranky crook
sticks his beak into everything!

Uh-oh, they've
spotted us, sir.

Don't worry about them.
Now look!

If I know treasure,
and I do know treasure,

that statue must be the
treasure they're after.

Uh, how can you
be certain, cap'n?

Because it's big,
it has golden feathers, and...

I'm going to
get to it first!
[cackles]

Hey, maybe this sign
can tell us how to

get over to that
big statue.

First, we climb
the pink ladder,

[Winger] Then, we slide
down the sparkly slide!

Ooh, I love sparkles...
and slides.

OK, crew.
Which ladder do we climb up?

The pink ladder! Go!

- C'mon, mateys!
- Yo-h*, let's go!

Now, we slide down...
the sparkly slide!

[all cheering]

My, my... so many ladders,
so many pretty colors!

Who cares about "pretty?"
How do we get to that statue?

[stammering] Perhaps these
directions might help...

Bah! I don't have time
for directions!

Smee, follow me.

[muttering]
Doesn't have time...

[both yelling]

[yelling continues]

[gasping] Do we have time
for directions now, sir?

[all cheering]

Way-hey! We did it!

We made it to the
big statue.

And we got three more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go get
the Golden SkyBird Treasure!

Hello? Hello?
It's me, Winger.

There's supposed to be some kind
of SkyBird Treasure here for me?

Twinkling tailfeathers!

Welcome, Winger,
we've been waiting for you.

All hail! The SkyBird
Princess has returned!

"SkyBird Princess?"
Are you talking about me?

Yes.
You see, long ago,

your great-great-grandmother
once ruled SkyBird Island.

And the throne has been
handed down to you.

The Golden SkyBird
Treasure is the throne?

No, my dear princess. The
Golden SkyBird Treasure is you.

Fetch the crown of
the SkyBird princess!

[trumpeting fanfare]

Princess Winger,
this is yours.

And it's sparkly. Sweet!

Hey, look at me,
I'm a parrot princess.

[all cheering]

[all] Hail! Hail! Hail!

♪ Hail to Winger
and the SkyBird Island crown ♪

♪ Hail the parrot princess ♪

♪ We're happy
she's been found! ♪♪

I hope I never see another
ladder or slide ever again.

Oh, look, cap'n!

The colorful new bird
is a princess...

- ...with a golden crown.
- [Hook] Indeed...

And I want it!

I'll take that,
if you don't mind.

- My crown!
- Izzy! Emergency!

Pixie dust, away!

Got it!

Blast! Give me that.

Winger! Skully!
Come on!

Jump aboard, Mr. Smee.

[grunting] Going up... I hope.

- Crackers.
- Oh, no!

We'll lose 'em
in the clouds!

Follow me!

Into the clouds, cap'n!

Blast! Where did they go?

Sir? Look out!

Oh, dear.

[Hook] Smee!

[screaming]

Mr. Smee.
This stinks.

Oh, you are so right, sir.
Pee-yew!

Your highness,
I believe this is yours.

Aw, thanks, Skully!

Yay-hey, we got
Princess Winger's
crown back.

And, we got five more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

As the parrot princess
of SkyBird Island,

I must thank you, Jake,

and your courageous crew,
for all of your help.

It's our honor, Winger.
I mean, Princess Winger.

I hereby invite you to
visit my SkyBird kingdom
any time you wish.

Woo-hoo! We'll make sure to
bring you something sparkly!

Sweet!

I mean, excellent.

[fanfare plays]

[all] Hail! Hail! Hail!

♪ Hail to Winger
and the SkyBird Island crown ♪

- Yipee!
-♪ Hail the parrot princess ♪

♪ We're happy
she's been found! ♪♪

[giggling]

Thanks for helping
Winger find out

she's the princess
of SkyBird Island.

Now let's put all
our gold doubloons

into our Team
Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
With help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons! ♪♪

Come on. Count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two...

[Cubby] Three, four, five...

[Izzy] Six, seven,
eight, nine, ten!

Yo, h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got ten
gold doubloons.

And a new friend.

[Hook] SkyBird Island
is for the birds.

There, there, cap'n,
let's get back to relaxing

and forget all about today's
painful, messy, treasure hunt.

Right you are, Mr. Smee.

Now could you please adjust
this chair a bit lower for me?

Why, certainly, sir.

[Hook] Smee!

- [water splashing]
- Oh, dear.

[Jake] Treasure Show and Tell!

[Smee] Yo-h*! It's time for
Treasure Show and Tell!

Is everybody ready?

Aye-aye, Mr. Smee!
Here's me treasure!

It's me pirate booty...

From when I was a
wee swashbuckler!

And I've got a toadstool.

I found this little jewel
growin' under me hammock!

Oh, what glorious
treasures, boys!

And what be your
treasure, cap'n?

[sighing] Mr. Smee, I have
nothing to show or tell.

Not a single treasure.

No treasure?

Oh, what kind of a pirate am I?

[sobbing]

[playing down-tempo music]

♪ I've searched
over Never Land ♪

♪ To find a treasure
that's just for me ♪

♪ But I end up feeling blue
Blue as the deep blue sea ♪

♪ He's as blue
as the deep blue sea ♪

♪ Those puny pirates
Izzy, Cubby and Jake ♪

♪ Puny pirates! ♪

♪ Their prize possessions
I do me best to take ♪

♪ He tries to take it! ♪

♪ I done me best
I done me worst ♪

♪ But those scurvy little sea
pups always get there first ♪

♪ Yes I'm blue, blue
blue, blue, blue ♪

♪ As the deep blue sea ♪

♪ Oh, woe is me ♪♪

- Oh, Smee. [sobbing]
- This isn't good, boys.

If the captain
stays this unhappy,

it'll be no fun
around here anymore.

Aye, sad but true.
If only we could make him happy.

But now we're too sad
to make anyone happy!

Boys, we need help.

I know just the pirates
who can help us!

Here you go, Jake!

We sure are collecting
lots of coconuts, Cubby.

Now let's take 'em
back to the hideout.

Hello, sea pups! Hello!

Hi, Mr. Smee.
Um, where's Captain Hook?

He's on theJolly Roger,
and he's not jolly at all.

He's unhappy about
not having treasure

to show for
Treasure Show and Tell.

Do you think you can help us
make the cap'n happy?

Sure, Mr. Smee.
But what makes Hook happy?

Treasure! I bet if he
could find some treasure...

He'd go back to his
happy piratey self!

[chuckling] Oh, yes!

Mateys, will you help us
make Captain Hook happy?

Great! Remember to keep a
look out for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a
pirate problem together,
they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em and put
'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go !

Hmm. If we're gonna help
Hook find a treasure,

let's start with
a treasure chest!

[grunting]

Check out this old toy box.
It'll make an awesome chest!

Sweet! Now, let's put
some fun stuff in it.

[Jake] All right, mateys!

[Izzy] Here's a few more
treasures for Hook to find.

[chuckling] Marvelous!

This will certainly
cheer up the cap'n.

But how do we make sure
Hook finds the treasure?

He needs a map!

And this one's
really easy to follow,

even for Captain Hook.

Thank you all for being
such good pirates.

Soon my cap'n will have his
treasure and he'll be happy.

Hopefully happy enough for
Treasure Show and Tell.

Yay-hey!

We put together a treasure
for Hook to find,

and a map
for him to follow.

And, we got
three gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and
go hide the treasure.

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Cap'n, cap'n,
look what I found!

A treasure map
leading to treasure!

[sighing] Oh, why bother,
Mr. Smee?

Oh, but, cap'n,
this map is just for you!

Just for me?

[giggling] Why
this map is so easy,

a baby pirate could
find the treasure.

But we don't know
any baby pirates.

We don't need a baby to find
the treasure, we have me!

Set sail for Never Land, boys!
I've got a treasure to find.

Oh, joy!
The pups' plan is working.

This way, men.

The map says we need to
go down the Yellow Leaf Road.

♪ Follow the Yellow Leaf Road ♪

♪ Follow the Yellow Leaf Road ♪

- ♪ Yellow Leaf ♪
- ♪ Yellow Leaf ♪

♪ Yellow Leaf! ♪

♪ Follow the
Yellow Leaf Road ♪♪

Oh, blisters and barnacles.
This road goes on forever!

I need a shortcut
to the treasure.

A-ha! This Blue Leaf Road

looks much shorter.
And shorter means quicker!

Follow me!

But, sir, the map says
to find the treasure,

we follow the
Yellow Leaf Road.

Mr. Smee, I suggest
you follow me!

Oh... Oh, dear.

Beggin' your pardon, cap'n.

But, ah, this be the ninth
time that we've passed that
loungin' lizard there.

[gasping]

Oh, blast. Where's my shortcut?

Why can't things
ever work out for me?!

Oh, dear.

Oh, I don't know, Mr. Smee.
I just don't know.

[pirates humming the blues]

Ah, coconuts.
Hook's unhappy again.

We've gotta get him back onto
the Yellow Leaf Road.

But, how?

[all humming the blues]

- [Bones scatting]
- I've got an idea.

Ahoy, Mr. Turtle.
I got some yummy leaves.

Would you like to
have a little treat?

This is awesome.
The turtle is following us!

Here ya go, Mr. Turtle.

[sighing] Mr. Smee?

Maybe we should go back
to theJolly Roger.

This is just a waste of time.

Oh, my! Look, cap'n!

We're back on the
Yellow Leaf Road.

- Good work, sir.
- Why, thank you, Mr. Smee.

I knew I knew
what I was doing!

Onward men!

To the treasure! Quickly!

Thanks! [chuckles]

Yay-hey, we got Hook to go back
onto the Yellow Leaf Road,

and we got three more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go
make sure Hook stays on track.

[Hook singing indistinctly]

According to my map,
the treasure is...

...right down there
in Cantaloupe Canyon,

where X marks the spot.

Which is right at
the end of this road.

No need to follow
the road, Smee.

This vine will get us
to the treasure much quicker.

[stammering]
But the map says to...

And I say
do what I say!

[all grunting]

[all yelling]

Crumblin' crackers!

We've gotta help Hook and
his crew have a safe landing.

Let's roll these
giant cantaloupes
down into the canyon.

Then when Hook
and his crew land on 'em,

they'll have a safe landing.

When I say "Roll,"
let's roll. Ready?

Roll!

- Roll!
- Roll!

[all yelling]

All right! We helped Captain
Hook and his crew land safely,

and we got four more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go make sure
Hook finds the treasure!

Are you all right, cap'n?

Yes, yes! Now where
is that treasure?

Ah, cap'n?

Ah-ha! It's here!
Under the "X." [laughs]

Mr. Smee, my Shovel-Hook,
if you please!

[items clattering]

Now stand back

and watch the great and glorious
Captain Hook find a treasure!

Yo-h*, way to go.
Hook finally found the treasure!

♪ A buried treasure no one
could find but me! ♪

♪ I'm the cleverest
plunderin' pirate ♪

♪ So happy I be! ♪

- ♪ So happy he be ♪
- ♪ So happy he be ♪♪

Thanks for helping make
Captain Hook happy.

Now let's put all our
gold doubloons into our
Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
With help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on. Count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two, three...

[Jake] Four, five, six...

[Cubby] Seven, eight, nine, ten!

[Jake] Yo-h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got ten gold doubloons.

I sure hope Captain Hook
is happy with his treasure.

And last but not least,
a funny book!

[laughing] Treasure Show
and Tell is such fun.

Especially when I have
so much treasure to show!

Mr. Smee, why don't you
show us your treasure.

Why, I'd be delighted.
Happy cappy! [laughing]

Let's see, it's a
fishy bubble blower.

[laughing]

Ooh, bubbly! [giggling]

[small sneeze]

[screaming]

[sneezes] Whoa!

[splashing]

Blast you, Smee.

That's my cap'n!

[plays rock music]

♪ Hey, mate, come sail
the Never Sea ♪

♪ With Jake and me and the
Never Land Pirate band ♪

♪ When you got a crew
full of pirates true ♪

♪ So much better than
any gold buried in the sand ♪

♪ Gangway for me and my mates ♪

♪ 'Cause nothing's
going to get in our way ♪

[both] ♪ Never say never, no ♪

♪ Never to a
Never Land Pirate ♪

♪ When you're part
of this crew ♪

♪ There's nothing
that you can't do ♪

♪ Never say never, no ♪

♪ Never to a
Never Land Pirate ♪

♪ When we're both together ♪

♪ We can weather
any weather through ♪

♪ Never say never
No, never! ♪♪