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01x22 - Night of The Golden Pumpkin/Trick or Treasure!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jake and the Never Land Pirates". Aired: February 14, 2011 – November 6, 2016.*
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The series focuses on Jake, Izzy, Cubby, and their parrot Skully, a band of young pirates who spend their days competing for treasure against Captain Hook and his pirate crew, consisting of Mr. Smee, Sharky and Bones.

01x22 - Night of The Golden Pumpkin/Trick or Treasure!

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♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
- Ahoy!

-Izzy!
- Ahoy!

-Cubby!
- Ahoy!

-Skully!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join
my pirate crew?

Great!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password:

Yo-h* h*!

[all] Yo-h* h*!

- One more time!
- Yo-h* h*!

[Jake] Night of the
Golden Pumpkin.

[Cubby] All hands on beach!

Do you like Halloween?

Great! 'Cause
tonight's Halloween!

And we're going to go to Never
Land to find the Golden Pumpkin.

Ah, coconuts.

Hunting for pumpkins
on Halloween?

- Sounds kinda... scary!
- Don't worry, Cubby.

Looking for the Golden Pumpkin
is like looking for treasure!

And, we get to paint
a funny face on it!

- Gee, that sounds like fun!
- It is fun!

Would you like to go
to Never Land with us,

and look for the
Golden Pumpkin?

Yay-hey!

Remember to lookout for
gold doubloons, mateys!

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together,

they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em and put
them in our Team Treasure Chest!

- Is everybody ready?
- I got my sword!

- I got my map!
- And I've got my pixie dust!

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly!

But only in emergencies!

Yo-h*, let's go find
the Golden Pumpkin!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

[Smee] Oh, dear, oh, dear,
oh, dear, oh, dear...

Mr. Smee, what in the Never
Sea are you babbling about?

[panting] Halloween, cap'n, sir.

Tonight's Halloween.

- According to an
old pirate tale...
- [creaking]

♪ On Halloween Eve
when the day turns to night ♪

- ♪ And the moon is high ♪
- [harmonizing]

♪ The Golden Pumpkin
rises up high ♪

♪ In the Never Land sky
and starts to fly ♪

-♪ Fly, fly, fly ♪♪
- [creaking]

Nonsense! There are
no such things

as Golden Pumpkins,
or pumpkins that fly.

That's just a story
for little guppies.

Are you sure
about that, cap'n?

- [bell clangs]
- [screams]

[Jake] Happy Halloween,
Captain Hook!

Smee, I wonder what those
puny pirates are up to.

[stuttering] Maybe
they're going to find
the Golden Pumpkin, sir.

Well, maybe
the Golden Pumpkin

isn't just a tale
after all!

Finding it sounds like fun!
Which means...

[stuttering] You want
to find the Golden Pumpkin?

- Yes, Mr. Smee.
- [shouts]

- Set sail for Never Land!
- Aye, aye, cap'n, sir! Aye.

OK, crew. To find
the Golden Pumpkin,

first we have to look
for the Pirate Pumpkin Patch.

Which way do we go, Cubby?

[Cubby] Well, we're here
at Shipwreck Beach.

We need to go through
Tiki Forest,

and that will take us to
the Pirate Pumpkin Patch.

Yo-h*, let's go to Tiki Forest!

Awesome!

Now I know why this place
is called Tiki Forest.

The trees look like
Tiki masks!

And they all look like
they're alive.

Oh! Look alive, lad.
We are alive!

- [screams]
- Yo-h*-h*!

Don't shiver your
timbers, matey.

We're all friends here
in Tiki Forest!

Cool! Nice meeting you,
Mr. Tiki.

Hey, maybe
you could help us.

We're on our way to the
Pirate Pumpkin Patch.

Can you point us
in the right direction?

Sure thing.
Hit it boys...

♪ Go past the red tiki
Turn right at the blue ♪

♪ The bright yellow path
it will light up for you ♪

OK, crew. Let's look
for those Tiki trees!

♪ Go past the red tiki
Turn right at the blue ♪

♪ The bright yellow path
it will light up for you ♪♪

Yay-hey! The yellow path
is lighting up!

Thanks for the tip,
Mr. Tiki.

You're welcome, lad. Anytime.

Yo-h*, way to go!
We got through Tiki Forest,

and we got
three gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go
to the Pirate Pumpkin Patch.

Shiver me timbers!

Just follow me, Mr. Smee.
I have an astounding
sense of direction.

Aw, blast! Where in
blazes are we, Mr. Smee?

I'm afraid I don't
have a clue, sir.

Perhaps we should climb
a tree and see where we are.

I have a
much better idea.

Why don't we climb a tree,
and see where we are?

Now, why didn't
I think of that?

I mean,
lead the way, cap'n.

[both grunting]

Ow! Easy now.
Careful cap'n.

Smee, would you
stop shaking?

But it's not me, sir!
Honest!

Take a hike, Hook.

- Yeah.
- Go away.

[both yelling]

You're not
welcome here.

Step lively, Smee.

I never want to see those
wooden heads, ever again.

Aye-aye, cap'n.
Aye-aye...

Boo!
And don't come back.

Look alive, me hearties!

The Pirate Pumpkin Patch
is dead ahead!

[Cubby] Ah, coconuts
and pumpkins!

Come on, mateys.

Let's all look through
our spy glasses

and see if we can find
the Golden Pumpkin!

When you spy it, shout,
"Golden Pumpkin!" Ready?

Golden Pumpkin! There it is!

We found
the Golden Pumpkin,

and we got three
more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

Hello, Golden Pumpkin.

You say hello,
and I say goodbye.

Trick or treasure!

I've got the Golden Pumpkin now!

[laughing]

We've got to get
the Golden Pumpkin back.

But how?
Hook's already hooked it.

Yay-hey, no way!

Maybe we could
get the pumpkin back

if it could fly away
from Captain Hook.

What can we use
to help it fly?

Pixie dust!

But we have to
distract Captain Hook.

Crackers!
I've got an idea!

Let this be a lesson,
Mr. Smee.

The better pirate always
gets what he wants.

Oh, my! There's something
over there, cap'n!

[stuttering]
Behind you!

I think it's a ghost!

Bilge water! I see
nothing of the sort.

Izz. Here's your chance
to sprinkle pixie dust
on the Golden Pumpkin.

I'm on it, Jake!

[Smee] I suggest we
skedaddle right away!

I'm not skedaddling
anywhere.

- Cap'n, look!
- What now?

On Halloween Eve, the
Golden Pumpkin rises up high

in the Never Land sky!
And starts to fly.

Fly, fly, fly.

[gasps]
The legend is true!

I know! I know.

[stammering] Methinks
the Golden Pumpkin

is upset with me.
Save me, Smee!

You're on your own
with this one, cap'n!

- [yelling]
- Get out of me away!

[both continue yelling]

I guess Captain Hook's not
as brave as he thinks he is.

Even I'm not afraid
of a flying pumpkin.

Come on, mates.

Let's all fly along
with the Golden Pumpkin,

and head back to Pirate Island.

Yay-hey! We got
the Golden Pumpkin back.

And, we got four more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go!

[all laughing]

- Way to go!
- Yey-hey!

Yo-h*!

Thanks for helping us
find the Golden Pumpkin, crew.

Now, let's put all
our gold doubloons

into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three...

[Jake] Four, five, six...

[Izzy] Seven, eight, nine, ten!

[Jake] Yo-h*!
For working together,

we got ten gold doubloons!

Happy Halloween, me hearties!

Let's get this party started!

Smile!

Every pirate pumpkin
needs a pirate hat!

And, a piratey eyepatch!

Finding the Golden Pumpkin
sure was fun!

Hope all of your
Halloween's are fun
and happy, too!

Mark my words, Mr. Smee.
Next Halloween,

we are not going to
look for any pumpkins.

Golden, flying,
or otherwise.

And I never want to see
another Tiki tree again!

- Pardon me? Go away!
- [screams]

- Move it! Out of here!
- Oh, dear, oh, dear...

- [Mr. Tiki] Bye-bye.
- Help me, Smee. Help!

- [laughing]
- [Hook wailing]

Smee! Save me! Smee!

[animals howling]

[Jake] Trick or Treasure!

Ahoy! All hands on deck

for the Pirate Island
costume party!

Is everyone ready
for some Halloween fun?

You bet, Skully.
It's time for costumes!

- And tricks!
- And treats!

I can't wait to share
our Halloween treasure!

- Yummy!
- You said a mouthful!

- Hmm. Mr. Smee...
- What?

Those pipsqueak pirates
are up to something.

[Smee] Oh, they're just in
costume for Halloween, sir.

[chuckles] Dressing up
is a fun way to celebrate!

I'm not talking about
their clothing, Smee.

I'm talking about
their Halloween treasure.

It's yummy,
and I want it all!

Fetch us some costumes,
we're going ashore!

Yo-h*, coconut corn!
my favorite.

Are there any crackers?
Skully want a cr*cker!

Yup. There's something
for everyone!

Oh, look, we've stumbled
upon a party.

[both] Happy Halloween!

Check it out, everybody.

Looks like we have
two new guests.

Tick, tock,
tick, tock.

[Hook screams]

It's the crocodile!
Save me...

Gee, I didn't mean to
scare ya. It's me! Cubby!

I'm just wearing a costume,
see? Happy Halloween!

[nose squeaks]

Psst, mateys, I think
I know those two clowns.

Yeah. I think that clown
is Captain Hook,

and that other one
is Mr. Smee!

Hiya, Mr. Smee!
Happy Halloween!

Why thank you... Oh!
I mean, I'm not! Mr. Smee.

Oh, no.
I'm a clown. See?

[humming]

[moaning]

I've got it!

Trick or treat!

I tricked you,
and I got the treats!

- I, Captain Hook!
- Ah, coconuts!

[gasping, shrieks]

♪ Trick or treasure
go together ♪

♪ Pumpkin's all aglow ♪

♪ Playing tricks
and grabbing treats ♪

♪ Gathering pirate gold ♪♪

Yay-hey, no way!

Captain Hook tricked us out of
our Halloween treasure treats!

And he's taking them
to Never Land!

Say, mateys.

Will you help us get our
Halloween treasure back?

Great! Remember to keep a
lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a
pirate problem together,

they'll appear.
Then we'll collect them,

and put them in our
Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

[Jake] Looks like Captain Hook
dropped some treats!

Step lively,
me hearties!

We can't let them get away
with our Halloween treasure!

Follow these treats.

Hmm. Looks like Hook
was headed in this direction,

but the trail of treats
ends here.

I think he went
that-a-way!

[Cubby] According to my map,
this is Echo Canyon.

[voice echoes]

Wow! Every sound we make
echoes back! Listen!

[voice echoes]

So, how do we
get outta here?

[voice echoes]

I don't know!
This is too confusing!

- [voice echoes]
- I have an idea!

[voice echoes]

Let's whisper quiet enough
so that there is no echo.

- Good idea.
- Hey, it works.

Now, I can check my map
and figure out

which way to go to
get through Echo Canyon.

Look! We're here.

We need to find
the twin trees.

Two trees that look the same.
And when we follow

this path, it will
lead us out of Echo Canyon.

Do you see the
twin trees anywhere?

Ahoy! There they are.
Just like on my map!

Yo-h*, let's go!

We did it! We got
through Echo Canyon.

And we got
four gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go!

[gasps] Look! There go
Captain Hook and Mr. Smee.

This way, Mr. Smee.

They'll never be able to
follow us through Batwing Bog!

You're so
very clever, cap'n.

I know! And
I'm handsome, too!

- [chuckles] Oh, cap'n.
- Onward to Batwing Bog!

[stuttering]
Batwing Bog?

I think I might be
a little bit scared.

Don't worry, Cubby.
They're just plain old trees

with holes in them.
Stay close, and follow me.

- [bat screeching]
- [Cubby] Yikes! Bats!

- Everybody duck!
- [bat screeching]

All right, mateys.
We need your help, too.

If you see anymore bats
call out "Bats!"

So we know to duck down.
Come on, mateys!

- [bats screeching]
- [all] Bats!

[bats screeching]

- [bats screeching]
- [all] Bats!

[bats screeching]

All right! We made it
through Batwing Bog!

And we got four more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

But now where is
Captain Hook?

[Hook] Listen up, men.
Once we reach Skull Rock,

we'll divvy up
the Halloween treasure.

A little for you,
and lots for me.

[both] Aye-aye, captain.

Shiver me timbers.
We're gonna need a boat

to sail out
to Skull Rock.

Come on, mateys, let's
all call for our ship, Bucky,

by shouting "Ahoy, Bucky!"

- Ready?
- Ahoy, Bucky!

- Here comes Bucky!
- [bell clangs]

All aboard!

- Bucky! Sail for Skull Rock!
- [bell clangs]

Uh, oh! The fog is so thick
we can't see where we're going!

I know what we can do.
We can use some pixie dust.

- So we can fly?
- Not exactly.

We can use pixie dust
to make something fly.

But pixie dust also glows.

Oh! It can light
our way through the fog!

- Kind of like a flashlight!
- Let's give it a go!

You mean,
let's give it a glow!

Sprinkle the pixie dust
on these coconuts!

Yay-hey!
It's working!

[Jake] The pixie dust is
helping to light up the way.

And, hey, these glowing coconuts
look like eyes!

And that gives me an idea!
Skull Rock, here we come!

[Hook] And now,
my faithful crew,

let us enjoy
some Halloween treasure.

Oh, my! Coconut corn,
my favorite.

Are there any crackers?
Sharky want a cr*cker!

Arr, there be something
for everyone.

[Cubby, booming voice]
Ahoy, Captain Hook!

That treasure
doesn't belong to you.

Please give us back
the Halloween treasure!

[screams]

- It's a sea spirit!
- It's a ghost ship!

It's a...
I'm getting out of here!

- Gangway!
- Run!

[indistinct screaming]

Looks like Captain Hook
left in a hurry!

And he even left our
Halloween treasure.

And we got five more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and
go back to Pirate Island.

Now that we got our
Halloween treasure back,

let's put all the
gold doubloons we found

into our
Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey
Well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
With help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons! ♪♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three, four...

[Jake] Five, six,
seven, eight...

[Izzy] Nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.

[Jake] Yo-h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got 13 gold doubloons!

Look alive, mateys. Let's
keep this Halloween party

howling! Woo hoo!

- Yo-h*! Yum!
- Delish!

Skully want a cr*cker!
Make it two!

Thanks for helping us
get our Halloween treasure back.

We couldn't have done it
without you, mateys.

[all] Happy Halloween!

[sighs] Home again, sir.
Home again.

No more ghost ships
or sea spirits. [chuckles]

Good. Just the way I like it.

Oh, dear, sir!
The crocodile.

[mutters] I won't be fooled
twice! That's no crocodile...

Oh, dear.

It's that pint-sized
pirate Cubby again!

In his Halloween costume.

Observe as I
squeak the nose.

- Shiver me timbers!
- [Smee] Captain, no!

[fleshy sound]

That's the real crocodile!

[screaming]
Smee! Smee! Save me!

Don't let him get me!

[up-tempo music plays]

[howling]

♪ On Halloween night
in the pumpkin patch ♪

♪ Scalawags out
with a plot to hatch ♪

♪ Are gathering under the moon
to make their plans ♪

[harmonizing]

♪ In stripy socks
they hullabaloo ♪

♪ Treats to find
and tricks to do ♪

♪ Skeleton bones with
treasure in their hands ♪

♪ Spooky spook
with a bone to pick ♪

♪ One more Halloween
treasure trick ♪

♪ Trick or treasure
Halloween pleasure ♪

♪ Under the pirate moon ♪

♪ When you count your share
you best take care ♪

♪ Or the trick
may come too soon ♪

♪ Trick or treasure
all together ♪

♪ Pumpkins all aglow ♪

♪ Playing tricks and grabbing
treats, gathering pirate gold ♪

♪ Trick or treasure ♪

♪ Halloween
Trick or treasure ♪

♪ Halloween ♪♪

[howling]