01x23 - The Pirate Pup/Pirate Rock!

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
- Ahoy!

-Izzy!
- Ahoy!

-Cubby!
- Ahoy!

-Skully!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join
my pirate crew?

Great!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password:

Yo-h* h*!

[all] Yo-h* h*!

One more time!

Yo-h* h*!

[Jake] The Pirate Pup!

- [Jake] Patch! Oh, Patch!
- [Izzy] Patch!

- Patch! Oh, Patch!
- Where are ya boy? Come here.

Patch!

I've got some yummy
doggy bone biscuits for you!

Ah, coconuts!

Patch always comes running
when we've got treats!

Where is that
silly little puppy?

[Hook] Blast and barnacles!

Where's me other boot?

Which one of you
swabs took it?

- Not I, dear cap'n!
- Uh, 'twasn't me either!

Not me neither, sir!

I only need two boots,
seeing as I only have, uh...

...one... uh, two feet!

I am certain there's a boot
burglar aboard this boat.

Find the scurvy sea dog
who took me boot at once!

- At once!
- Right away!

Aye, cap'n!

- [claw snaps]
- Not here!

No boot burglar here!

[Patch growling]

Cap'n! Methinks I found
the scalawaggin' sea dog.

Hmmm... He's not in here.

[barks]

I'm sure the scurvy sea dog
is around here somewhere.

- [barks, panting]
- [chuckles]

Well, pop me buttons!

The "scurvy sea dog"
is a sea puppy!

Isn't he a cute
little fella, cap'n?

- Can we keep him?
- Please, pretty pirate please?

I should say not!
Dogs are full of fur and fleas.

And they always
need a bath.

What's a bath?

Give me back my boot,
you mangy mutt!

[grunting] Unhand my boot...

- ...now!
- [crashing]

[yapping]

Boys, fetch that pirate pup!

♪ Heads up!
Fetch that little pup! ♪

♪ He's got the captain
in a spin ♪

♪ Heads up!
Fetch that pirate pup!

♪ He's a muttly mate
and a plundering pooch ♪

♪ Watch out now
he'll swipe your boot ♪

♪ Heads up!
Fetch that pirate pup today! ♪

Get back here, you mangy mutt!

- [crash]
- [Hook] Ah, barnacles!

- [puppy yapping]
- [Skully] Look alive,
me hearties!

Captain Sneaky Snook
is dead ahead!

[Jake] There's Patch!
On theJolly Roger!

He must've doggy-paddled
over to Captain Hook's ship
and jumped aboard!

[laughs] That pup
sure loves to play!

But Captain Hook
doesn't want to play.

He wants to capture Patch!

Yay-hey, no way! We've gotta
rescue him from Hook!

Mateys, Captain Hook
is after our pal, Patch!

Will you help us get him back?

Great! Remember to keep
a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a
pirate problem together,
they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em and put
'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

Is everybody ready?

- I got my sword!
- I got my map!

And I've got my pixie dust.

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly.

But only in emergencies!

Yo h*, Bucky, lets go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

- [Patch barking]
- [Smee shouting]

After that popinjay pup!

[Hook] I want me boot back!

[Smee] There he is, cap'n!

Ha-ha! Thought you
could outrun me?

Crackers! Patch is trapped
in the old shipwreck!

[barking]

[all grunting]

Boys, find that
scamp! Quickly!

[Cubby] Ah, coconuts!

We've gotta distract Hook
so Patch can get away!

I've got an idea.

Let's pretend
we're dogs by barking.

When Hook hears barking
from other places,

maybe he'll look somewhere else,
and Patch can get away!

Let's hide!

Ready to bark?
Let's do it!

[barking]

Cap'n, methinks
that puppy is over there!

[Cubby barking]

Over there,
by that barrel!

[barking]

- The pup's over there!
- Get him!

Yo-h*, way to go!

We distracted Hook!
And we got two gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go get Patch!

- [growling]
- [Jake] Patch, over here!

- Come here, boy!
- Here we are!

- Come on!
- Oh look, cap'n.

It's Jake and his friends.

Maybe they can help us
get your boot back!

I don't need their help,
Mr. Smee.

Walk this way boys!

Hop to it fellas!

Come on, crew!
Patch needs us!

[yapping]

Follow that furball!

Shiver me timbers!

Patch is heading
over Hurdle Hills!

Don't worry, Izzy,
Patch'll be OK,

as long as he goes
in the right direction.

The path on the right
leads to Butterfly Bluff.

That's the safest way to go.

But the path on the left
leads to Stinkpot Swamp.

[Izzy] Ewww! We don't
want Patch to go that way!

Let's all help Patch
go the safest way.

Everybody shout,
"Go right!"

Ready?

[all] Go right!
Go right! Go right!

- [barking]
- Woo-hoo! Patch did it!

Cap'n, I think we should take
the path on the right.

That's why Jake and his
mates are saying, "Go right!"

When ever do I do
what they say? Follow me!

[Hook yelling]

- [all shouting]
- Yuck.

All right! We helped Patch
get to Butterfly Bluff.

And we got three more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em
and go get Patch!

[Jake] Yo h*, Patch! Let's go
back to Pirate Island, boy!

Stop, you scalawag scamp!

You're not going anywhere,
until I get what I want!

[alarmed yap]

Yeah! Awesome!

Isn't that cute? The little
pup's up there on the butterfly!

[sarcastic] How delightful.

Now, get that pirate pup!

Hello, Mrs. Butterfly.

I was wondering if you might
give us a ride and...

Fly, butterfly, fly!

Quickly, Smee.
We have a furball to fetch!

Whoooa!

Come to Papa Hook,
you pint-size pup!

Izzy! This is an emergency!

I've got it covered, Jake!

Pixie dust away!

Yo-h*, way to go!

Hey, there, Patch.
Could I please have
Captain Hook's boot back?

Thanks, boy!

We saved Patch and got him back!

And we got four more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go
give Hook his boot back.

Come on, come on,
you lazy butterfly!

Cap'n, I wouldn't
do that.

What in blazes?

[both yelling]

[Smee] Oh, my...

- Here's your boot, cap'n!
- It's about time!

You could have gotten
your boot back sooner, captain.

All you had to do
was ask Patch nicely.

[barks, pants]

Oh, "ruff-ruff" to you, too!

- Thanks for helpin' us
save Patch, mates!
- [barks]

Now let's put our gold doubloons
into the Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two...

[Cubby] Three, four,
five, six...

[Izzy] Seven,
eight, nine!

[Jake] Yo-h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got nine gold doubloons!

Now let's play
with that pirate pup!

Patch, how would you
like to join our crew?

And then you can play
with us anytime you want!

- [barks]
- Hey, has anyone seen my shoe?

- Yo h*!
- [Izzy] Silly pup!

Crackers!

[Hook] Fie & flotsam!

Thanks to that puny pirate pup,
me boot is ruined!

Turn that frown
upside-down, cap'n!

- Huh?
- We got plenty
of pirate booty for ye!

[gasps] Oh, this is perfect!

[grunting] Blasted boot!

I command you to fit on my foot!

[yelling]

You know what they say, cap'n,

"If the shoe doesn't fit,
don't wear it!" [giggles]

[Jake] Pirate Rock!

♪ Never say never, no never
to a Never Land pirate ♪

- [Hook] Ahoy, ya puny pirates!
- Huh?

Make way for theJolly Roger,

the fastest ship
in the Never Sea!

[kids exclaiming]

Ha-ha! Your little shipwreck is
slower than a lazy sea turtle!

You can't say that about Bucky!

Oh, mark my words, lad.

You'll never beat
theJolly Roger or me!

Never? Come on, Bucky!

Let's show Captain Hook
what you can do.

Full steam ahead!

[Hook] Faster, boys!
Hoist the sails!

Let me just get this
anchor out of the way.

Anchor?!

[Hook exclaims]

Why, I never!

Never say never
to a Never Land Pirate!

♪ Never say never, no never
to a Never Land Pirate ♪

♪ When you're a part
of this crew... ♪

♪ ...there's nothing
that you can't do ♪

Oh, will you stop
that blasted singing?

♪ Never say never, no never
to a Never Land Pirate ♪

♪ When we pull together we can
weather any weather through ♪

♪ Never say never, no never ♪♪

[Marina] Yeah!
That sounded great!

Ahoy, Marina!
I'm glad you liked our song.

I loved it!

[gasp] You should play it
for everybody!

And I know the
best place to put on a show.

It's near Never Land,
and it's called Pirate Rock!

Awesome! It even looks
like a guitar!

I'll tell all our friends
about the show and we'll meet
you at Pirate Rock!

See ya later!

Say, mateys, you wanna join us
for our pirate rock show?

Great! Let's all keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together,
they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em and put
'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h* let's go,
pirate rock and roll!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

[Skully] Welcome to Pirate Rock!

Marina was right.
This place is perfect!

Hey, check this out!

It's a microphone!

Crackers, that's loud!

Just right for singin'
and rockin' out! Whoo!

C'mon crew, let's practice
our new song.

One, two...

One, two, three, four!

♪ Never say never, no never
to a Never Land pirate ♪

♪ When you're part
of this crew ♪

♪ There's nothing that
you can't do ♪

[Hook] Do you
hear that, Mr. Smee?

Why yes, cap'n!
It's Jake and his pirates.

Catchy tune, isn't it?

I mean... it's awfully loud,
I must say.

It's awful, it's loud, and I
never want to hear it again!

Look at that, Mr. Smee!

That singy-thing is
what's making their
voices fill the air!

Uh, that's
a microphone, sir.

Call it what you will, Smee.

I want that horrible
"never-never-never" song
to stop!

And I'm going to start
by getting rid of that
loud singy-thing...

...forever!

One more time!

♪ Never say never
no never... ♪

Soon, the singy-thing shall...
Oh, will you stop that!

- Sorry, cap'n!
- Just boppin' to the beat!

As I was saying, soon,
the Singy-Thing shall be mine,

and I'll never hear the puny
pirates' music again!

Ah-ha-ha!

- Whoops!
- Captain Hook?!

[yelling]

Oh, my, tsk-tsk-tsk!

That didn't go at all
as planned, sir.

Didn't it, Mr. Smee?

I don't hear any
loud singing, do you?

[gurgling]

Ah, coconuts! Captain Hook
knocked the microphone away!

Cracked crackers! He's tryin'
to ruin our rock and roll show!

Yay-hey, no way!
We can't let Hook do that.

Our friends are gonna
want to hear our song!

And they will!

Yo-h*, let's go get
the microphone back!

Ah, coconuts! The microphone's
on top of a big ol'
Never Land Stink Bug!

Hoo-wee! It's stinky all right!

And it's too stinky
to get close to it!

So how are we gonna get the
microphone down from up there?

I've got an idea.
Let's make the stink bug

shake off the microphone
by getting it to dance!

Yeah, and then
we can catch it!

C'mon, everybody!
Up on your feet!

Let's dance!

Ready?

♪ Never say never, no never
to a Never Land pirate ♪

♪ When we pull together ♪

♪ We can weather
any weather through ♪

Whoo-hoo!

Yo h*, way to go!

We got the microphone back!

And we got three gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and get back
to playing our rockin' music!

OK, crew, let's practice
our song.

We've got a show to
put on. So let's rock!

♪ Never say never, no never
to a Never Land pirate ♪

[playing along]

[Hook] Ahem!

- Oop. Sorry, sir.
- Sorry, Cap'n.

Oh, my, those kids
really know how to put on
a rollickin' show, cap'n.

And I know how
to put a stop to it.

So pay attention! Observe!

Observing!

Incoming coconut! Look out!

[gasps] Shiver me timbers!
My drums!

They're gonna rock and roll
right into the Never Sea!

Pixie dust, away!

Woo-hoo, good shot, Izzy!

Yay-hey! We saved my drums!

And we got four more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and rock on!

'Cause it's
pirate rock show time!

- [kids playing]
- Sorry, cap'n,

but it looks like your
plan didn't go as planned.

Oh, pipe down, Smee...!

Oh dear.
Are you OK, cap'n?

I will be, once I stop
that blasted music!

- [crowd cheering]
- [Cubby] Ahoy, mateys!

Are you ready
for our pirate rock Show?

- [all cheering]
- Rock on!

Then let's rock!

♪ Never say never, no never
to a Never Land pirate ♪

♪ When you're part
of this crew ♪

♪ There's nothing that
you can't do ♪

[guitar riff]

♪ Never say never, no never
to a Never Land pirate ♪

Oh... Come on and dance, sir!

Let's rock and roll!

I'll do all the rocking
and the rolling around here!

Enough of these
musical shenanigans!

I'm putting an end
to your nonsense right now!

Ah, coconuts!
He's gonna ruin our show!

[chuckles] Not if I can help it!

And I know just how to change
his tune... and his mind!

Here you go, Captain Hook!

- What?
- Take it away!

You want me to take
the singy-thing?

Take it away.
That means sing it!

Sing it, Captain Hook!

Me? Sing?

Why, it's always been my dream
to sing in a pirate rock band!

Well now's your chance
to make your dream come true!

Sing it, Captain Hook!

♪ Never say never, no never
to a Never Land pirate ♪

♪ When you're part
of this crew ♪

♪ There's nothing that
you can't do ♪

♪ Never say never, no never
to a Never Land pirate ♪

[guitar riff]

♪ When we pull together ♪

♪ We can weather
any weather through ♪

♪ Never say never, no never! ♪♪

[cheering]

Yo-h*, way to rock!

We saved the show!

And we got five more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go
back to Pirate Island!

You're leaving? So soon?

Oh, come on, let's keep...
rockin' and rollin'!

That's a great idea,
Captain Hook!

Since you're having so much fun,
why don't you keep playing?

Oh, that sounds
wonderful, cap'n!

I'll be backin' ya up
all the way, sir!

Rock 'n roll forever, says I!

Why... why, thank you!

Thank you, Jake,
fellow pirate rocker!

Yo-h*, way to go!

- Bye!
- See ya!

Ready, boys? A-one, a-two...

A-one, two, three!

♪ Never say never, no never
to a Never Land pirate ♪

♪ When you're part
of this crew ♪

♪ There's nothing that
you can't do... ♪

Yo h*, what a rockin' show!

Now, let's put all our
gold doubloons into our
Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three...

[Izzy] Four, five, six, seven...

[Cubby] Eight, nine,
ten, eleven, twelve!

[Jake] Yo-h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got 12 gold doubloons!

Thanks for joining
our pirate rock band!

You rock!

Now let's pirate rock!

Whoo-hoo!

[playing rock music]

♪ Hey, mate, come sail the
Never Sea with Jake and me ♪

♪ And the Never Land
Pirate Band ♪

♪ When you got a crew
full of pirates true ♪

♪ So much better than ♪

♪ Any gold buried in the sand ♪

♪ Gangway for me and my mates ♪

♪ 'Cause nothing's gonna
get in our way ♪

♪ Never say never, no never
to a Never Land pirate ♪

[guitar riff]

♪ When you're part
of this crew ♪

♪ There's nothing that
you can't do ♪

♪ Never say never, no never
to a Never Land pirate ♪

♪ When we pull together ♪

♪ We can weather
any weather through ♪

♪ Never say never, no never! ♪♪