02x05 - Mama Hook Knows Best/Pixie Dust Away!

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yoo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true ♪

-Let's go!
-[bell dinging]

♪ With Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course together
Come on and join the crew ♪

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

One more time.

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

[Jake] Mama Hook Knows Best!

Step lively, men! [chuckles] It's not
every day me dear old mum comes to visit!

[woman] Ahoy! Oh, James Bartholomew!

-Who's James Bartholomew?
-Never heard of him.

Mummy!

James Bartholomew Hook,
hoist me aboard at once!

Well, you heard me mum! Move it, men!

Aye-aye, James! I mean, Captain.

Mama Hook is here!

Mother, dear, it's so good to see you!

And how was your trip?

All thunder, lightning and stormy seas!

But for me it was smooth sailing.

Why, when I was a pirate
and sailed the Never Sea,

there was never a problem
I couldn't handle.

I know, Mother, I know.

And might I say, Mrs. Hook,
ma'am, your son, my captain,

is truly following in your footsteps.

Splendid! And that's why I'm here, James.

I want to go on a treasure hunt with you,

and then I can see
my little genius at work.

Oh, what a glorious idea, Mother, dear.

Men, set sail for Never Land and treasure!

Um, what treasure, sir?

Shh. Don't bother me with details, Smee.

Whatever Mummy wants, Mummy gets!

Crackers! We sure found
a lot of cool stuff on the beach today.

Check out this old teapot.

[mimics British accent]
Anyone for tea? [laughs]

[in normal voice]
Huh? Whoa! It's a treasure map!

I wonder what kind of treasure it is.

Say, mateys. Want to go with us
on a treasure hunt?

Great! Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a Pirate Problem together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em
and put 'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

Is everybody ready?

-I've got my sword.
-I got my map!

And I've got my pixie dust.

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly.

But only in emergencies.

Yo-h*! Let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

This way, Mother, dear! Uh...

Pish-posh! This is ridiculous, James.

We've been going in circles.

Uh, now, Mother,
let's not abandon ship just yet!

I know there's treasure around here...
somewhere.

You've no idea where any treasure is,
do you, son?

Why, when I was a young pirate,
I could find treasure just like that.

Of course you could, Mother. [chuckles]

[whispers] Help me out here, Smee.

-Oh. Well, I, I... Oh, lookie, Captain!
-[bell dings]

I bet the sea pups are here
looking for treasure, too!

That's it.
I shall follow those meddling scallywags,

and when they find treasure,
I'll snatch it!

Once I show me mum the treasure I "found,"

she will surely be proud
of her little genius! [laughs]

The treasure is buried
in the Hidden Hills.

And the first place on the way there is...

Stepping Stone River!

But how can we get over it
to the other side?

I've got an idea!
Those floating stones are like stairs.

We could jump up them
to get across the river.

[stammers] I'm not so sure about this.

Aw, don't worry, Cubby.
Just pretend you're a jumping frog!

Come on, let's all jump. Yo-h*, let's go!

Yay-hey! We got across the river,
and we got two gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go.

This is the way to treasure!
Follow me, everybody!

Hurry up, James, I haven't got all day.

Coming, Mother, dear!

-[gasps]
-[thuds]

Oh, James, you're as clumsy as ever.

Why, I'll never forget the day you learned
to walk the plank

and fell right
into the Never Sea. [laughs]

[chuckles]

[sighs, groans]

[snoring]

Ah, coconuts!

Every time we go to Crocodile Creek,
we have to get past old Tick-Tock Croc!

-Well, we could run past him.
-Or we could tiptoe past him.

Or we could slide on this vine over him!

Come on. Slide with us. Follow me.

-Woo-hoo!
-Wee!

Yippee!

Yay-hey! We slid over the Tick-Tock Croc.

And we got three more gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em
and go to the Hidden Hills!

Ah, this is just like the old days, James.

The thrill of the hunt,
the discovery of buried treasure, the--

[shrieks] Crocodile!

[chuckles]

Blast! Smee!

No, no. Sit! Sit!

Huh? [whimpers]

That's enough. Go home!

James Bartholomew Hook!

Get down from there right now
and find that treasure.

You're embarrassing me.

[sighing]

Any sign of treasure?

Nope. Just those stones in a circle.

Check it out! It's just like on my map!

I bet the treasure is buried
under the circle of stones.

[Hook] Ah-ha!
The little swabs have found treasure.

I must grab it and go.

Sharky, Bones, entertain me mum.

Mr. Smee and I shall scout up ahead.

-[chuckles]
-Entertain we will, sir!

♪ The great first lady of the Never Sea ♪

♪ She's a better scallywag
Than you or me ♪

♪ She knows every trick
In the pirate book ♪

♪ She's the one and only Mama Hook ♪

This is my favorite part
of treasure hunting!

Opening up the chest
to find out what's inside.

[Hook] That's my favorite part, too!

[laughs evilly]

[all] Captain Hook?

-Where's Hook taking the treasure?
-Ah, coconuts!

[Jake] He's giving the treasure
to his mother?

Hook has a mother?

Mateys, we've got to get
the treasure back.

Mother, dear, may I present
a treasure of riches for you?

For me? That's my little buccaneer!

Iz, this is an emergency.
You know what to do!

Yay-hey, pixie dust away!

Ahoy, Captain Hook! Make way!

My word! What is going on here?

Who are you scallywags?

How dare you take that treasure away
from my son!

No disrespect, ma'am,
but your son, Captain Hook,

took the treasure from us!

-James Bartholomew Hook, is that true?
-[stammering] Well, uh, you see, I, I...

James.

I confess. I stole the treasure.

[stammers] But I did it for you!

I just wanted you to be proud of me.
[whimpers]

Oh, James, I've always been proud of you,

my great and glorious pirate captain son.

[cries] Oh, oh, Mummy!

There, there, James. Mama's here.

Anyone have a hankie?

Excuse me, Captain Hook?
Why don't we all share the treasure?

[stammers] Share?

-Never!
-Why, James!

Sharing sounds like a wonderful idea.
Open the chest!

Now, let's see what the treasure is.

[Mama Hook] Teacups and saucers?
How delightful!

Let's have a tea and treasure party!

Yay-hey, we got the treasure back,
and we got five more gold doubloons!

Let's grab them
and go have a pirate tea party!

-More tea, little sea pups?
-No, thank you, ma'am.

We've got to head back to Pirate Island.

So long! Bye, Hook Family!

Ta-ta. Adorable popinjays.

-[Skully] Bye, Mama.
-[Jake] See you!

Mateys, thanks for joining us
on our treasure hunt today.

Now, let's count our gold doubloons
and put 'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on. Count with us.

-[coins jingle]
-[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two...

[Cubby] Three, four, five...

[Izzy] Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

[Jake] Yo-h*!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got ten gold doubloons.

You know, Mama Hook sure turned out
to be awesome.

Yeah, I hope Captain Hook appreciates her
as much as we do!

Oh, what could be better than a tea party
on Never Land?

James, sit up! No slouching!

That's simply not proper behavior
for a pirate captain.

Yes, Mother, dear.

Oh, by the way, I've invited
one more guest to our little party.

[stammers] A guest?

[chuckles]

[screams]

[thuds]

[Izzy] Pixie Dust Away!

Jake, Cubby. Wake up!

What's going on, Izzy?

Fairy Rock is glowing!

And that means the fairies of Never Land
have a message for us.

♪ Won't you listen to our fairy song ♪

♪ Use your pixie dust all day long ♪

♪ Now, let's fly everyone ♪

♪ Use pixie dust just for fun ♪

♪ It's Pixie Dust Away Day ♪

It's a good thing
I've got plenty of pixie dust,

so we can fly all day!

-This is gonna be fun!
-Let's go!

-[yells]
-Izzy!

[gasps] Shiver me timbers!

All my pixie dust is gone,
and it's all my fault.

-I've ruined Pixie Dust Away Day.
-Crackers.

Well, it was an accident.

Don't worry, Iz. I bet the fairies
can help us get more pixie dust.

♪ Listen carefully to what we say
To find pixie dust today ♪

♪ Take a ride through Tiki Forest
Then climb the Pixie Peak ♪

♪ You'll have to work together
To find just what you seek ♪

♪ In the Fountain of Forever
Pixie dust flows anew ♪

♪ It's a magical pixie fountain
That we made just for you ♪

Mateys, do you want to help us
find more pixie dust?

Yay-hey! Remember to keep a look out
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em and put 'em
in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go!

-♪ Yo-h*, mateys away ♪
-[bell dinging]

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

Blast! We've been looking
for treasure all day,

and I haven't found a single bauble,
doubloon or piece of gold!

-I don't think I can take another step.
-[Smee wheezes]

Uh, I know exactly what you mean, Captain.
I surely do! [pants]

-[Cubby] Follow me, everybody.
-[Jake] Lead the way, Cubby.

It's those puniest of puny pirates.
Quick, hide!

As long as we stay on this path,
we'll find the Fountain of Forever.

Good! I hope we find it soon
so I can get more pixie dust.

Without it, we can't fly,

and you know how much
we need it for emergencies.

Did you hear that, boys?

Those scurvy swabs
are looking for that sparkly pixie dust

that makes them fly!

[laughs] If we had that dusty stuff,
we could fly.

Follow the popinjays!

-Ahoy, Tiki Trees!
-Greetings, friends!

And how are my favorite pirates today?

Well, Mr. Tiki, we're on our way to find
the Fountain of Forever

to get more pixie dust.

The fairies told us
to take a ride through Tiki Forest!

So could you please give us a ride?

Sure thing, little lady!

I think my boys and I
can give you a little lift.

Yo-h*-h*!

-Wee!
-Yippee!

Woo-hoo!

-[Cubby] Yee-pee!
-[Jake] All right!

-Yee-pee!
-Yeah!

Thanks for the ride, Tiki Trees.

-[chuckles]
-[all] You're welcome.

Yay-hey! We got across the forest fast,
and we got two gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go find pixie dust
at the Fountain of Forever.

Come on, mateys!

We're getting closer
to finding the Fountain.

You sure? I can hardly see anything.

[Hook] Move it, men!
Those popinjays are way ahead of us!

Ah, coconuts!
Sounds like Captain Hook is here.

[Jake] It's old Feather Hat, all right,
and I bet I know what he wants.

We can't let Hook
find the Fountain of Forever.

I bet he'll try to take
all of our pixie dust,

and if he does, we're sunk.

Okay, mates, here's the plan.
We'll try to lose Hook in the fog!

Shiver me timbers.

How can we find our way
through all this fog?

I've got an idea!

How about we fan away the fog
in front of us?

I can use my map
and you can use your hands.

And wings! Let's do it!

[all] Fan, fan, fan!

All right! We fanned the fog away.

And we got three more gold doubloons.
Let's grab 'em and go!

Check this out, mates!

I wonder if any of these tunnels
will take us to the Fountain of Forever?

[all] Whoa!

[fairies]
Take this tunnel the one that glows.

Take it to the place
where pixie dust flows!

[Izzy] You heard the fairies! Let's go!

Yay-hey!

[Skully] Wow-wee!

[Izzy] We found the Fountain of Forever!

Yo-h*, let's go get pixie dust!

[Hook] Step lively, boys.

But, Captain, might I point out
that this fog is a bit too...

well, uh, foggy?

I am not going to let
a little fog stand in me.

[grunts]

[all yelling]

[all shouting]

Bilge water.

All this blasted dusty stuff
is going to make me...

Ah... ah... [sneezes]

Oh, my! Captain, we're flying!

I'm as free as a bird! [chuckles]

Look at me. I'm a pixie, I am!

Oh, so this is the Fairies Fountain
of Forever, eh?

Ah-ha!

Now I know where to get
all the pixie dust I want,

whenever I want it.

♪ With sparkles in me eye ♪

♪ Look how I can fly ♪

♪ We're pirates in the sky ♪

♪ Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my ♪

[chuckles]

♪ Loopy, loopy downside uppy ♪

♪ Flappin' like a flyin' guppy ♪

♪ Pixie Dust away-hey ♪

I really messed up.

If I would've never dropped
my pouch of pixie dust,

none of this would've ever happened.

I gotta fix this!

♪ La dee da, la dee da ♪

Stop! Captain Hook, that pixie dust
does not belong to you.

The fairies of Never Land gave it to us!

Oh, really?

Sharky, Bones,
shoo these little pests away

before I lose me... cool!

We've got to get Hook away
from this place.

We can't ever let him
find the fountain again.

Follow me, everybody!
Let's jump in the fountain.

-Yo-h*!
-Coconuts!

-Pixie dust away!
-Way to fly!

Blast! Those pirate pests
are getting the pixie dust!

Can't I ever get me way, just once?

Ahoy, Captain Hook!

-Hold still, lad.
-[blowing raspberry]

[grunts] Stop trying to trick me!

You know, Hook,
you're not bad for a beginner.

[chuckles] But I bet you can't do this!

Oh, yes, I can do that!

[squeals] And more! Men, follow me!

[laughs]

You might need a few more flying lessons,
Hook.

Fly faster, men!

I must beat that pompous pup
at his own game.

-This way, men!
-Are you sure, sir?

[laughs] Captain Hook will be so confused,

he'll never find
the Fountain of Forever ever again.

Mr. Smee? Wh-- where are we?

We're miles away
from that fountain, Captain!

[sighs] I'm afraid those smart sea pups
outsmarted us yet again. [chuckles]

[groans]

Yo-h*! We chased Captain Hook away
from the Fountain of Forever,

and we got three more gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go fly!

♪ Now, good luck, pirate friends ♪

♪ You'll hear from us again ♪

♪ Now go enjoy the day ♪

♪ It's pixie dust away ♪

♪ It's Pixie Dust Away Day ♪

[all laughing, cheering]

I'm so glad to have my pixie dust again!

One pouchful, that's all we need.

From now on, I'm gonna be extra careful
not to spill it.

It's way too important.

[all laughing]

Mateys, thanks for helping me get
my pixie dust.

Now, let's count our gold doubloons
and put 'em in Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on. Count with us.

-[coins jingle]
-[all] Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two...

[Cubby] Three, four, five...

[Jake] Six, seven, eight!

Yo, h*! For solving pirate problems today,
we got eight gold doubloons.

Now let's celebrate Pixie Dust Away Day.
Pixie dust away!

-[Jake] Yo-h*, way to go!
-[Cubby] Wee-yey!

-[Izzy] Yay-hey, yes way!
-[Cubby] Yippee!

Mr. Smee, how long do you think
this flying dusty stuff lasts?

Oh, let's see. I'd say till right about--

[all screaming]

[all thud]

[up-tempo rock playing]

♪ When I started my career ♪

♪ As a jolly rocking pirateer ♪

♪ A famous captain just so happens ♪

♪ Taught me everything ♪

♪ Always ready with a song ♪

♪ End up in the galley right at dawn ♪

♪ And when I want to treasure hunt ♪

♪ She always packs me lunch ♪

♪ Such a savvy buccaneer ♪

♪ Sewing up me pirate gear ♪

♪ Stitching patches ♪

♪ Making batches of me favorite treats ♪

♪ Rowing every day to school ♪

♪ And teaching golden pirate rules ♪

♪ Like navigation, mathmication
And dog paddling ♪

♪ Me pirate mum ♪

♪ Yeah, she's the one ♪

♪ Who helped me out to sea ♪

♪ She showed me the ropes
Of a pirate's life ♪

♪ Me pirate mom she be ♪

Hi, Mom!