02x11 - Hook and the Itty-Bitty Kitty/Pirate Campout

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yoo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true ♪

-Let's go!
-[bell dinging]

♪ With Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course together
Come on, and join the crew ♪

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

One more time.

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

[Jake] Hook and the Itty-Bitty Kitty.

Are we there yet, Smee? Are we there yet?

We're ten seconds closer
than the last time you asked, Captain!

[stammers] I'm just so thrilled, Smee!
Red Jessica asked me to come see her!

Land h*! Crimson Isle dead ahead!

Why, Smee, that means...

Aye, Captain, we're finally there!

-My dearest, Red Jessica!
-Ahoy, James!

-You made excellent time.
-But of course, my lady!

-As you know, I am at your command!
-I was hoping you'd say that. Here.

-Ew. What's this?
-[meows]

-[groans]
-Me itty-bitty kitty, Rosie.

-Kitty?
-[meows]

I must sail today,
and the poor dear hates water.

You don't mind watching her till I return?

Sail? Return?

[stammers] Why, no, but I...

Fabulous!
I knew I could count on you, James!

[grunts] Keep my sweetums safe
till I return!

-[meows]
-Ta-ta, Rosie-wosie! Mommy shall return!

Oh, what an adorable
little kitty, eh, sir?

There is no such thing as an adorable cat!

-Here!
-[grunts] Whoopsie! [scoffs]

Oh, dear, Captain, the cat's loose!

[stammers] Don't just stand there!
Catch that scurvy feline!

Catching, Captain!

♪ Swinging in the rigging, running round
Hurry up mates, let's chase her down ♪

♪ Feline bee-line off the wall ♪

♪ Like a frisky fuzzy cannonball ♪

♪ She's a runaway kitty
Meow, meow ♪

♪ She's a runaway kitty, chase her down ♪

♪ She's a runaway kitty
Meow, meow, meow ♪

[Jake] Steady as she goes, Cubby!

Aye-aye, Jake!

Way-hey, mateys,
what's happening over on Crimson Isle?

[Jake] It's the Jolly Roger.

But something really weird is going on!

Captain Hook might need our help.

Bucky, full speed to Crimson Isle!

-[Hook] Capture it, Smee!
-[Smee grunts] Almost had her, sir!

Fast as furry lightning she is!

Ahoy, Captain Hook!
What seems to be the trouble!?

Nothing I can't handle on me own!

-[Rosie screeches]
-[groans]

Blast!

Where'd that kitty come from?

That kitty belongs to Red Jessica.
The Captain agreed to watch her!

And I did watch her... run away!

Look alert, you swabs.

We must catch that kitty.

We'd be glad to help you get
the cat back, Captain Hook!

Mateys, will you help us catch
Red Jessica's cat for Captain Hook?

Great! Let's all keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them
and put them in our Team Treasure Chest.

Is everybody ready?

-I got my sword!
-I got my map!

And I've got my pixie dust!

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly!

But only in emergencies!

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

[groans] Where did that fleeing feline go?

[Skully]Fear not, Hook!

Kitty-cat's heading
toward Crimson Isle Gorge!

Whoa! Hold up, mateys!
Look! There's Rosie!

Out in the middle of the zip-line!

[meows]

Grab her, you bumbling buccaneers!

Oh, oh, oh, dear!

-[Bones] Here, kitty-kitty!
-[Smee shouts]

-We're comin' to getcha!
-[meowing]

[men grunting]

Aw, coconuts!

How can we cross the gorge
and catch Rosie now?

I have an idea.

Hey, Captain Hook,
nice hook you've got there!

Jake! This is highly unusual!

Ready, everyone? Jump!

Jump?

-[grunts]
-Yo-h*!

We made it across the gorge
and got two gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go find that cat!

-[Rosie meowing distantly]
-Why, look!

Kitty's sneaking off
toward Big Rock River!

[meowing]

[shouts] You foul feline!

I, Captain Hook, command you

to return to me immediately!

[meows]

[scoffs] I'll show her.

Men, follow me!

[all shouting]

Captain Hook, hook my sword!

Cantankerous cat!
Is there no place she cannot go?

Oh, those rocks are too narrow
and slippery for us pirates, I'm afraid!

I got it! Let's push them over
like dominoes so they'll make a bridge!

Come on! Everybody, push!

[all grunting]

Yeah! Let's go! [hoots]

We did it! We crossed Big Rock River,
and we got two more gold doubloons!

Let's grab them, and go grab that cat!

[gasps] Look! Footprints!
She went this way!

Yo-h*, let's go!

The footprints lead into this canyon!

And there's no way out!

[inhales] I've finally got
that feline cornered!

She can't get away from me now!

What seems to be the hold-up?

The cat prints in the mud
are suddenly... bigger.

Much bigger.

Oh, dear. [stammers] Mightn't that be why?

-[purring]
-[snores]

-[all stammering]
-[stutters] Tiger!

[all] Tiger! Abandon ship!

Fie and fish sticks!

That poor itty-bitty kitty doesn't know
it's in terrible, terrible danger!

-[all] Huh?
-[stammers] Here, kitty-kitty.

Come on, Rosie-wosie!

[whispers] Hooky-wookie will save you!

[meows]

-[purring]
-Who's a good girl?

Rosie's a good girl!

I guess the kitty
finally got to you, huh, Captain Hook?

You like her!

Perhaps a wee bit, but after all,
just look at that sweet little face!

[meows]

[Smee] Ship h*!

It looks like Red Jessica's ship, Captain!
She's sailin' back home!

Oh, we must greet my lady!

I'm certain she's missed
her itty-bitty kitty.

Izzy! Sprinkle us with magic dusty stuff
so we can fly to her!

Sorry, Captain Hook.

-Pixie Dust is only for emergencies.
-[tiger growling]

[tiger roars]

[chuckles]

Now, would this qualify
as one of those "emergencies"?

Way ahead of you.

Pixie dust away!

[meows]

Don't worry, Rosie-wosie,
Captain Hooky-wookie will keep you safe!

-There you are, Sweetie Kitty.
-[purring]

-[bell dings]
-Safe and sound!

Mommy should be dropping anchor
any minute now!

Well, Captain Hook.
I'm glad we could help you out.

Thank you, popinjays!

I suppose you did help in some small way!

-[meows]
-[all] So long, Rosie!

Yo-h*, mateys!

We safely returned Rosie to Captain Hook,
and we got three more gold doubloons!

Let's grab them,
and go back to Pirate Island!

Yo-h*, way to go, mateys!

Thanks for helping return Rosie!

Now, let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on, count with us!

-[coins jingle]
-[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two...

[Cubby] Three, four...

[Izzy] Five, six, seven.

[Jake] Yo-h*!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got seven gold doubloons!

-Say, mateys, what should we do next?
-I know!

How about payin' a visit to Red Jessica!

We didn't even get to say hello
to that swash-bucklin' gal!

But, Skully, we were just there.

I know... but I miss little Rosie-wosie!

[all] Aw!

-[Rosie meows]
-Oh, Mommy missed you too, yes she did!

Thank you, James,
for taking such good care of Rosie!

I never knew you were so fond of cats.

Yes, I do so love furry little things.

I've always been quite the cat fancier!

Well, then maybe you'd like
to meet my other kitty.

Other kitty?

-[Jessica] Sasha!
-[roars]

[gasps] It's the tiger!
Flee, ye swabs, flee!

[all] Fleeing, sir, fleeing!

[Hook shouting]

Now what's gotten into him?

-[Rosie meows]
-[Sasha purrs]

[Jake] Pirate Campout!

[Skully squawks]

Rise and shine! It's pirate campout day!

All right! I can't wait to hike
to Doubloon Lagoon!

Yay-hay!

And I can't wait to tell scary pirate
tales around a campfire!

How about you, Cubby?

Um, do we have to sleep outside.

At night? In the dark?

Don't worry, matey!
We're going to stick together!

We'll all watch out for each other!

Coconuts, that sounds pretty good.

Mateys, will you come along with us
on our pirate campout to Doubloon Lagoon?

Great! Remember to keep
a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them
and put them in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go camping!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

[Cubby] This way, mateys!

To find Doubloon Lagoon,
we hike all the way to Snakey Tail Trail!

Yo-h*, Cubby, lead the way!

This is going to be the best
Pirate Campout ever!

Doubloon Lagoon?

Imagine!
A whole lagoon filled with gold doubloons!

Lads, who fancies a pirate campout?

♪ Pirate camping we will go
Pirate camping we will go ♪

♪ Yo-h*-h*, pirate camping we will go ♪

♪ Camping with me crew
What a jolly thing to do ♪

♪ Pirate camping we will go ♪

-[stammers] Popinjays?
-Captain Hook?

Oh, funny running into you out here.

Uh, my mateys and I
are off on a pirate camping trip!

Hey, that's what we're doin'!

Say, Captain Hook, why don't you
and your crew join our pirate campout?

Well, what a delightful notion!

What say ye, men?

They'd love too!
Uh, a thousand thank you's!

Lead on, Cubby, lead on!

Follow me, everybody.

Here we are! Campout Clearing!

Mateys, we should set up our tents
before it gets dark.

Okay, lads, I'll hoist the tent!

[grunts]

-[shrieks]
-[gasps]

[Hook mumbling] Thundering blunderbuss!

-[stammers] Captain?
-Where'd ya go, sir?

-Hello?
-[Hook] Ye bumbling barnacles!

-I'm in here!
-[all shouting]

Mateys, abandon tent!

[grunting] Blast!

Oh, my! Both tents are in tatters!

Aw, coconuts!

How're we gonna set up tents
without any... tents?

I've got an idea.

We can build a shelter
with the things around us!

-Like leaves!
-And bamboo!

Yeah! And what's left of the tents!

Yo-h*, let's go!

-Yeah!
-[Izzy] Yay-hey!

-[Cubby] Awesome!
-Most impressive!

It's nicer than me home back home!

We did it, crew!

We built a shelter,
and we got three gold doubloons!

Let's grab them, and go cook up some food.

Now that we've eaten,
it's time to tell scary pirate tales.

-[shudders]
-[all gulp]

Once upon a time,
a pirate captain and his crew

were searching for Doubloon Lagoon.

Legend said the lagoon was home
to a sea monster with eight arms,

and a hook on each one.

[all] Eight hooks?

The pirates searched, and searched
until they found the lagoon!

They were so hungry
after their long journey,

they rowed out into the lagoon
to fish for their supper.

They dropped their lines overboard
and waited.

Oh, dear me. [stammering] Go on.

Pretty soon they heard a weird
scraping noise on the side of the dinghy.

Scrape! Scrape! Scrape!

[both] Row away, pirates! Row away!

The pirates rowed away
as fast as they could,

until they were sure they were safe!

Was it the monster? Is it after them?

And that's when they found it.

[all] It?

Hanging off the back of the dinghy
they found a hook!

[all screaming] The monster is real!

-Oh, my! [shuddering]
-[Sharkey] Climb lively!

Hurry! Hurry! [shouts]

It was just a story, mateys!

-No reason to run up a tree!
-Yeah!

Why don't you shimmy down and we'll roast
some marshmallows over the campfire.

Oh! That'll help calm down
me shiverin' timbers! [chuckles]

Mine too!

[birds chirping]

[Cubby] This way, mateys!

We're heading straight
for Doubloon Lagoon!

[sigh] Lovely morning, eh, Captain?

I must say I slept like a baby
in the sea pups' amazing shelter!

I didn't sleep a blink!

I couldn't stop thinking
about all the gold awaiting me

at Doubloon Lagoon!

And now the puny pirates
are leading me right to it!

Yo-h*, everybody,
at this fork in the trail,

be sure you stay to the left.

The path to the right is...

Out of me way! Me first!

-[shouts]
-Snail-Slime Trail. Ew.

[grunting]

Captain h*! Quick, lads,
use this fishing net to catch him!

-Careful, boys, careful!
-[Hook shouting, groans]

So Cubby, you say, stay left?

Yep. The left path leads
straight into Doubloon Lagoon!

Oh, you don't say?

Ah-ha!

[all] Yay-hey! No way!

Now, I shall be the first
to Doubloon Lagoon and all that gold!

Gold? What gold?

-[Hook screams]
-[splashes]

Sounds like Captain Hook's
in trouble again.

Hang tight, mateys! I've got my sword!

[all] Yo-h*, way to go, Jake!

-[Hook grunting]
-Whoa! Doubloon Lagoon!

We found it!

[Izzy] From up here,
it looks just like a real doubloon!

[Jake] A real big one!

And for findin' Doubloon Lagoon,
we got three more gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go...

Ahoy?

Smee! Sharky! Bones!

Do you want to throw me a vine,
or something!

[all gasp, stammering]

What are you babbling about?

-[burbles]
-The monster!

-Save me!
-[burbles]

[Hook shuddering]

Yo-h*, what do you know!
It's our old friend the Octopus!

[laughs] He's trying to play
with Captain Hook.

-But I don't think Hook knows it.
-[Hook] Smee!

For Captain Hook, this is an emergency.

Pixie dust, away!

-Hurray!
-Go popinjays!

-Save the Captain!
-[laughs]

[groans] It's got me! It's got me!

Help!

Ahoy, Captain Hook!

-You? You saved me from the monster!
-He's no monster!

-He's our friend!
-[burbles]

[groans] No gold!

Creatures from the deep!

Sleeping on the ground!

This has been the very worst
pirate campout imaginable!

[inhales] Onward, ye landlubbers!

Back to the Jolly Roger!

Yo-h*, mateys.

We found Doubloon Lagoon and saved
Hook from a creature from the deep.

[laughs] And we got
three more gold doubloons!

Let's grab them
and go back to Pirate Island!

-So long, Octopus!
-See ya around!

[burbles]

Yo-h*, way to go, mateys!

Thanks for joining our fun Pirate Campout!

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on, count with us!

-[coins jingle]
-[all] Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two, three...

[Cubby] Four, five, six...

[Jake] Seven, eight, nine!

Yo-h*!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got nine gold doubloons!

Hey, mateys,
let's keep this pirate campout goin'!

Awesome pirate plan, Cubby!

Thanks! I've even got
a scary pirate tale to tell.

It's called
"Hook and the Haunted Coconut!"

Once upon a time

there was a coconut
that flew in the night,

hooting like an owl.

[hoots] Who likes coconuts?

Captain Hook?

[both laughing]

[Smee] Ah, back at last, Captain!
Home sweet ship!

Yes, thank Neptune
that pirate campout is over!

And that the sea monster wasn't real!

[stammering] Uh, Captain,
the monster that wasn't real,

really was real!

[all shriek]

Get back here,
you silly insubordinate swabs--

[shrieks]

[Hook] Wait for me!

[hoots]

♪ I sent out me invitations ♪

♪ Can't wait 'cause today is the day ♪

♪ You don't need a reservation ♪

♪ There's no need to stow away ♪

♪ Jump ship, the crew is hoppin' ♪

♪ Every matey going overboard ♪

♪ g*ng way, the beat is droppin'
Bounce, bounce on the springy board ♪

[exclaiming] Whoa-oh!

♪ Now we're jumpin' in the drink ♪

♪ It's pool party in Pirate Town ♪

♪ Drop in and have a swim ♪

♪ Come on, matey, water's fine ♪

♪ Walking the plank ♪

♪ Going over the rail ♪

♪ Walking the plank ♪

♪ Prepare to freefall ♪

♪ Walking the plank ♪

♪ Don't tell no tales ♪

♪ Walking the plank ♪

Cannonball!

♪ Walking the plank ♪

♪ Going over the rail ♪

♪ Walking the plank ♪

Cannonball!