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DD Next Level (2025)

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DD Next Level (2025)

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'Tomorrow being World Cinema Day'

'Filmaholics worldwide are

celebrating its successful run'

'Based on the upcoming event'

'Many old theaters in Chennai

have been renovated'

'The plan is to screen various films'

'Okay, I'll call you in the morning, bye'

[knock on door]

'Cinema Paradise'

Who could have sent this?

[mobile ringing]

- Hello?

- 'Prashanth?'

'Did you get my gift?'

- Who are you?

- 'In our theater, tomorrow'

'We are screening

a special show'

'Your presence with your family

Will work as a promotional bonus for us'

'He said it is a special show'

'Theater is empty as a cemetery!'

'Hitchcock Iruthyaraj'

'Directed by Iruthyaraj'

Whether God saves producers or not nowadays

Spirits are their sole soulmate!

Hello?

HELLO?

Is anyone here?

Welcome to Cinema Paradise, sir

Please

Didn't you bring your family, sir?

Hey! Why is the theater empty?

Will it get filled up only now?

Sir, this is a special show only for you

Please

They come up with crazy ideas

in the name of promotion!

Abbbaaa!

Pcccht! Yov!

Call the owner, he has to

lend me his ears!

He will come for sure, sir

'1998'

'September 20'

'When the entire city

of Chennai was asleep'

'A victim m*rder*d brutally is lying dead

near the dump yard in Korukkupettai, sir'

'Sir, similar case in Tiruvottiyur'

'It did not stop with 1 or 2'

'4 serial murders'

'With the same common factor for all'

'All the m*rder*d victims were disguised

as the characters in the film'

'...released that day in the theaters'

'In the interrogation'

'Victims were the families of the reviewers

who had criticized the film harshly'

'This shocking news was revealed'

'On top of it, whereabouts of

the reviewer remained a mystery'

'Before this interrogation came to an end'

'Many more murders

in the same pattern followed'

'This was a huge challenge

to the Police Department'

'It gave a terrifying fear of death

to all movie reviewers'

'Who is that psycho k*ller?'

'One who claims Cinema to be his mother'

'He transforms into Lord Yama

to k*ll those who deride Cinema'

'His name'

'Hitchcock Iruthyaraj'

['Vikram Vedha' theme music]

[villainous laughter]

'As far as Hitchcock Iruthyaraj goes'

'Cinema should be loved

and appreciated by one and all'

'If anyone dares to deride or insult it'

'Iruthyaraj just cannot bear it'

What is this, sir?

'Why did you doze off

without watching the film?'

'Oh God! I didn't come here

to watch a movie'

I gulped down a couple of beers, came in

to escape the heat and sleep peacefully

Hey! Who are all of you?

You will happily drink

to your heart's content

Snore away to glory and claim

you did not understand the story

First half slow

Second half is lame

You will create a stir

with your review

'Who is the ultimate sufferer?'

'If this is the plight of this chap'

'Did you think a little about your fate

when this is your regular profession?'

[scene from 'Aaranya Kaandam']

What was your rating for this film?

'Sir... sir, let me go'

I gave 3 marks, sir

Sir... sir... sir... sir

'Don't k*ll me, sir'

What is the mark he deserves?

One permanent mark on his throat, boss

Sir... sir... sir, don't

SIR!

You have time as a lease of life

Sit down for a while, sir

You heard him, right?

Sit down

Hey!

'Telling you to sit, no?'

[chorus] Just sit down, man

'If a film flops, many families

get affected adversely'

'Even the reviewers should

feel the pain and suffer'

'That's why he targeted their families'

'It was all smooth sailing

as per his plan'

'One day all of a sudden'

'Is everything over if one is k*lled?'

'It all begins only now, man'

'This is not about

your ma or my amma'

'This is cine-Ma, da'

'Hi viewers'

'Today we will be watching about

an important film reviewer in my show'

Who is your favorite reviewer?

- Blue Sattai Maaran

- Kissa 47

- Itisprashanth

- Kissa 47

Kissa 47

'Who is that Kissa 47?'

'After intense search

and thorough research'

'His father is an auto driver'

Okay... okay

Drive carefully, son of a g*n!

He's on the phone while driving

'His mother is a housewife'

'To the embodiment of

all auspiciousness'

'A sleepyhead of a younger sister'

Who is this?

[yawning]

'Reason for his rise to fame

in such a short span'

'It is his unique film reviewing style'

"Bro, this screenplay is waste play"

"Reimburse ticket cost with Gpay"

"My # 9 4 2 4 7 7 4 4"

"The film is start to end a bore, bore"

He'll wrap the film with his rap

When he trashes each and every film

A feeling of honeyed melody

flowing into our ears

'Kissa's haters equal his mass followers'

Either rap

Or review the film

I don't understand

head or tail of what you say

Who the hell asked you to review?

His reviews are too harsh

One day I'll turn him into a ghost!

- What does he know about cinema?

- He's such a fake!

If you try to review

we'll latch your lips

My movie is releasing tomorrow

You have the guts, review my film

'Retaliation to these comments

a post has been uploaded'

'By Kissa's girlfriend Has aka Harshini'

'It is his freedom to review'

'If you try to stop it

your ears will be slit'

'She has commented her opinion'

'My comment is'

'Cinema is like a boat'

'Review should be an oar

and not a barrier'

Bookings promise a tremendous opening

Good collection

Kissa 47 has reviewed our film already, sir

He doesn't give up!

'Krishna'

Hey Krishna

'He will turn deaf

if he has that phone in his hand!'

"Darling, in dawn's light and dusk's glow,

In my mind, thoughts of only you flow"

[song from 'Aasai']

'Hey! Do you want me to

make a 'dosa' for you or not?'

- Pcccht!

- 'Dai! Krishnaaa'

He will know the value of food

only if he works hard

Learn from her

This young girl goes to work

- Ma, I'm hungry

- Aren't you ashamed?

'Calling her a 'young girl'

Aren't you ashamed?'

Why won't you say this?!

I earned every paisa spent on you

From your meals to your underwear

'Take it back'

Oh gawd!

You'll know the value of your father

only when your zip gets stuck!

He may even spit on me out of spite!

"Bro, this screenplay is waste play"

"Reimburse ticket cost with Gpay"

"My # 9 4 2 4 7 7 4 4"

[mobile ringing]

- Hello?

- 'Vanakkam, Mr Kissa'

'Looks like you are enjoying

the comments for your review'

What, bro?

Watching me from a drone?

You are the producer of which film, bro?

'I am Hitchcock'

'Hitchcock Iruthyaraj'

Cool, bro

Chill, bro

Itch guard ointment

for itchy skin

Let's talk tomorrow, bro

Bye, bro

[mobile ringing]

- Hello?

- 'What, Kissa?'

'Has my gift reached you?'

'We are screening a special show

in our theater tomorrow'

If you come along with your family

It will serve as a promotion

to our theater and the film we screen

What is the movie, bro?

'Devil's Double Next Level'

Hi, uncle

- Come, dear

- Hi, Devi

- Aunty

- Coming, dear

Come, aunty

What is it, dear?

My amma is going to

Sai Baba temple tomorrow

Please talk to her about fixing

the engagement for Kissa and me

Don't get involved with him, my dear

My son is jobless

Reviewing on YouTube and

buying trouble by the dozen

And you want to marry him!

Listen, I'll find a good groom for you

- What are you saying, dear?

- This is called love, sir

Don't repeat it again

I'll get so stressed

Hey girl... girl

No problem

Chill... just chill

Fix our engagement

Stay healthy

You are okay indeed

Did you eat?

Have something

- Ma, take care of your daughter-in-law

- 'Okay, son'

What is this ticket?

I've booked tickets for all of you

for a special show

Ma, he insulted me

in front of my GF

I will shock all of you

You will be speechless

'Make a U-turn

Your destination will be on the right'

Why are you asking me

to jump into the river?

'We are screening a special show

in our theater tomorrow'

'Please come with your family'

'It will serve as a promotion

to our theater and the film we screen'

'RCB will win the cup this time'

What is it, Kissa?

'Last night you received

tickets for a special show'

'Your girlfriend has taken

your family to the theater'

'What is this ticket?'

'I have booked tickets for

all of you for a special show'

Didn't you go?

Aiyaiyo!

Is there some problem, Kissa?

'Why is he dashing off

without replying?'

Why is the theater empty?

May be the show has started

So far away!

My elbows have gone for a toss

Couldn't your son find

a theater nearby?

[mobile ringing]

Hello?

Kissa?

I'm with your parents and sis-

Hello?

- Hello?

- Damn!

Hey! Look at this

They must have shot

the film on a ship too

'That's Kingsley'

'Lollu Sabha Maaran

is also acting, huh?'

There must be loads of

fun-filled sarcasm in the film

Welcome

To cinema Paradise, sir

Please

My son isn't here yet

He will be here soon, madam

You can come in now

Please

Please take your seats

Excuse me

When will my son get here?

He will definitely be here, madam

'He will be here soon'

'He's on his way'

He talks like he is belching!

Everyone here seem so strange

Stop

Why glare at me?

Open the door

Shutting the door on my face

after sending me tickets

Forgive me, sir

This is not your show

It is meant for Kissa 47's family

Hey! Do you know

who you are talking to?

I know, sir

'Trash Talk' Babu

and 'Trash Talk' Mani

You review movies and movie makers

You are recipients of

Platinum YouTuber Award

You know all this and

yet you blocked us

Shall I close your chapter?

I'll make a mock-video on this theatre?

Then it is your wish, sir

You had better be that scared!

Hey! 'Four Eyes'

Light is flickering

'Check that first'

'Smoke, drink, drive

under the influence of alcohol'

'Win prizes'

'1st prize, death'

'2nd prize, cancer'

'3rd prize, heart attack'

'Consolation prize, jaundice'

[laughing aloud]

Hey!

Be quiet, girls

Sssshhh!

Ma... ma?

Ma...?

Hello there, Kissa

Shucks! These fellows, huh?

My brother from another mother

Want to have a drink?

Get lost, you burger-heads!

"Breeze upwards

Breeze downwards"

"Breeze to the side

Breeze to the right"

Amma?

"Wind blowing over the house

Stinks like hell, plug your nose"

"Look to one side, o' so wild

Dump yard with trash messily piled"

"Chick peas biriyani

Will you eat along with me?"

[song by Paal Dabba]

'Who the hell are you?'

Has

Ma...?

They are not inside either

Where did they disappear?

Devi?

'Kissa!'

'Krishnamurthy, save me'

[Spanish rap]

- How are you guys here?

- 'Hi, everybody'

'There is no country

without my entry'

'I know all languages'

'Happy journey'

[In Arabic] I speak all languages

[In Thai] I speak all languages

Let's have fun, girls & boys

Where is your glass?

Am I pouring porridge or what?

Let me pour one by one

This is champagne

- Give me company if you want

- Bro

Where are we, bro?

No idea

Cheers!

'The ghost in the theater

has trapped us in the movie, bro'

- What are you saying?

- I'm ordering ginger tea!

Look over there

Chapter - 01 Mask k*ller

I'm not able to believe this

Are we really inside the movie?

Look there

Bigg Boss Varshini

She vowed not to do glamor roles

Look how glamorous she is in this film

Bro, why are you gossiping here

just like you do in your show?

- She's walking away

- Oh no!

The next scene is of her

changing in the bathroom

- I saw it in the trailer

- k*ller came to k*ll

- Let's watch it 'live'

- k*ller in action?

Not that

Let's watch her change her dress

Bro, we are trapped in a movie

- Come on

- Let's think about escaping first

Treat first, think later

Bro, we are heading

for a tricky-trap!

- There she goes

- Let's go

This is where she went

Where did she go?

Bro

The BGM is changing

k*ller... k*ller is coming

- Come here

- Get in there

'Wow... wow... wowww!'

Just watching her legs

makes me feel I downed a few pegs

Don't drool over my head

Oh no!

Hey... hey

I'm watching, right?

Why are you blocking me?

Get lost!

Mani, come inside

'Come inside, bro'

Stop it! You blocked my view

of a beautiful scene

On top of it you're getting angry

Let go of me, man

Yov! Let go

Let me go

Is this your first movie?

Over acting too much

My head may get scratched

Let go of me

'Let me go, man'

Run, bro

Quick... quick

I told you right then

Did you listen to me? Now we are

in this bloody mass of a mess

Why is he k*lling people

in real life?

He wanted to go for the baby shower

of his sister-in-law in Guduvanchery

I was the one who forced him

to come with me, I k*lled him

How do we escape from here?

[sinister laughter]

Review?

With just a camera and mic in your hand

how you trash a film ruthlessly

'The first half was lame

The second half was boring'

'I wasn't able to sit in the theater

They are k*lling us'

How many movies would you

have k*lled like this!

This movie shares the same fate

You just can't sit peacefully

You'll have to run for your life

They will k*ll you

Only if you escape from them

and stay alive till the end of the movie

You can come out of this movie

Can you do it?

By the way

This baldy isn't even on my list

'Trash Talk' you trashed

your way into this hell hole

The k*ller is coming to get you!

Run, bro

[triumphant laughter]

What are you looking at?

I don't hear re-recording

This is a safe scene

Listen, only if we stay alive

until the title card of this film

He said we can escape

Let's not poke our head into any scene

We can each have a peg or two

Block all exits in our body

And mingle in the crowd

Bro

- Party

- Let's have fun

Ladies and gentlemen

and distinguished guests

I'm your captain, McDonald

Who is he?

Isn't Prakash Raj

the captain in the film?

"Tequila tequila

Ultra modern Shakeela"

"Touch me

You're lucky"

'Kissa... look at this scene'

Instead of the aunty in the poster

this one is a stunner

She drinks beer

like a fish takes to water!

I have to share a drink with her

Or I should chew the empty bottle

she chucks out and die happily

What happened to you?

Amma

'Amma', huh?

You downed a beer like turning

a can of water upside down

How is this possible, madam?

Thank you

Look at this glam dolly

who has replaced Trisha

Just check whether

she is someone you know

- Disgusting!

- Your sister darling?

Yucky!

"Tequila tequila

Ultra modern Shakeela"

"Shakeela... Shakeela... Shakeela"

How do you feel, bro?

Is your head spinning?

Your family is here but did you check

if your girlfriend is with them?

Is she missing?

Forget that!

Who will die first in your family?

Amma!

Who won't love their mother?

Even dogs and cats do

Okay, focus on your task

I'll bring a garland

for your mother's funeral

Bro, we have to stop the party now

- Bend, bro

- How will that help?

[Telugu] What happened?

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

All of you gathered here

please listen to me

In this cruise

There is a k*ller

As soon as the party ends

he plans to k*ll my mother

If all of you help me

I can prevent this

- Please

- Hello

Why are you creating

a scene here unnecessarily?

Listen, you should enter,

enjoy the party and exit

Don't disturb the mood of the party please

Oh my God!

Hero of the film

If you don't mind

can I call you 'bro'?

- Okay, but what's the problem?

- Thanks, bro

Bro, actually a k*ller is in here, bro

My family is in danger, bro

Please help me, bro, please

Are you fully tanked?

What family?

What's the problem? Tell me

Bro

My fam-

1 second, bro

Bro, she's my mom, bro

What? Mom?

[Telugu] I don't even like it

when someone calls me 'sister'

And you claim I am your mother!

Don't feel bad

My mother who fasts every Friday evening

Now you're drowning in beer

with cucumber as appetizer

Bro! She has waxed her legs, bro

'Raghavan'

Just throw this guy

out of this party

He's so silly and irritating

[mocking]

Bro, she failed in 5th grade

In Manthope primary school

Now she talks as if she has

memorized Oxford dictionary

My sister, bro

Bro, this is far better, bro

See, bro

Blast!

'Bro'

Why did you entrust him

with this massive cruise?

It will sink like the Titanic

- My dad, my father

- What? Dad?

You cheat!

Lily, don't be silly

I have no idea who he is

My girlfriend is missing

Please help me, bro

No clarity whatsoever in your words

I need clarity first

No one here recognizes you

Do I come across with clarity?

Sir, all of them are playing characters

Sir, this is a movie

Sir, we came to watch a movie

and got trapped in it

Sir, first of all

you are playing a character

Do you know who you are in real life?

The great, great director

Gautham Vasudev Menon!

- Nonsense

- Wow, wow, wow!

Boss!

'Vettaiyaadu Vilaiyaadu'

Super-o-soooper, boss

- Who is this joker?

- Hey!

You know who sir is?

Raghavan

Investigation officer

He has closed 125 cases till now

Kidnapping, raping, m*rder

He didn't miss any of them

1 in Asia, you know?

Hey, bro

He's so funny, bro

Bro, your name is Kingsley

Using the same modulation

Nelson taught you

In every film

you make people laugh

- Who is Nelson?

- Oh no!

Then his role in 'Jailer 2'

Cut, huh?

Bro... bro

The BGM is changing

I think the k*ller is coming, bro

Can you hear the score, bro?

Same BGM as the bathroom scene, bro

He'll m*rder my mom

in the next scene, bro

I got it, I'm very clear

I will take care of this

- Thanks, bro

- He understood

Mark, take this guy away

- Bro, please take care of my mother

- Take them out

'Bro...!'

[Telugu] I found my keycard

Please clean the room

Let's clean it!

"Breeze upwards

Breeze downwards"

"Breeze to the side

Breeze to the right"

"Wind above the home

Smelling icky and noisome"

"Right next to the dump yard...

Dump yard..."

"Chick peas biryani

Are you ready to fight me?"

"Raw mango bite-fight indeed

Police uncle made me plead"

"He made beg, asked to sign

2 hours later, stood in a line-"

[Telugu] I am myself a big thief

Who is this Jack Sparrow

stealing from me?

"Breeze to the side

Breeze to the right"

Oh! You are changing

the scene with a radio?

"Stinks to high heaven, plug your nose"

"Look to one side, o' so wild

Dump yard with trash messily piled"

"Chick peas biryani"

Hey, bro!

What is this, bro?

I'm not the lady you came looking for, bro

Bro, why bad blood between us?

Bro, this scene is over

Okay?

Rest in peace

God bless

'Attention, all passengers and crew'

'We regret to inform you'

'...that due to unforeseen circumstances'

'The cruise has been abandoned temporarily'

'To rectify this we need

at least 2 days'

'Till then, for those inclined'

At a distance of just

a few kilometers from here

All arrangements have been made

for your stay in Island Hotel

'Interested passengers

kindly proceed to the...'

'Life boat station immediately'

Thank you

Wow!

'Nowhere in the world would you have

seen such a beautiful place like this'

Who is that?

'But where there is beauty,

danger will co-exist too!'

Where are you speaking from?

'My name is Jessica'

'Jessica Sebastian'

My name is Babu

'Trash Talks' Babu

'People who land on this island'

'Tend to go missing

in mysterious ways'

'I didn't know when I bought this place'

Oh my God!

This is my girlfriend's voice

How are you so sure

it is your girl's voice?

Like the bike RX 100, her voice will be

heard loud and clear even in a crowd

I'm sure she's in some royal mess

That's why her voice is 'voice-over'

Don't panic and topple our boat

This must be Hitchcock Iruthyaraj's trick

Let's get into the island first

and search for your girlfriend

Welcome

Welcome, ma'am

- Come soon, Gopal

- Welcome

I need a peg first

Welcome to Cuckoo's nest, sir

Are you waiting for someone?

Only for you

Come again?

No, I know you heard me

I don't get it

What do you want?

You of course!

Me-

You still don't get it?

She is in love with you

- How did I-

- How did you become a detective?

- Hey!

- What, sir?

Why are you playing defense

when you can hit a six with this ball!

Calm down, I don't understand

what you're saying, do you?

- What is he saying?

- Sir, he wants money for his hair cut

This is the trending style now

Looking good like cricketer KL Rahul, go

Bro, he is saying this place is dangerous

He is asking us to leave

if we want to live, bro

Okay, but why are you looking down?

This guy's a whole load of bullshit

'Don't let him go scot-free'

- Welcome to Cuckoo's nest

- Thank you

My name is Robert

You can call me for any assistance

'Sure, great

I was actually looking for you'

Kins, did you take a good look at him?

He looks like a boulder

transported in a 10 tyre-lorry

He will definitely cause danger for us

Ask your man to investigate, Kins

Listen, when he entered did you hear

the villain theme music that played?

I heard it

Fools! Trying to fool me

'I am the caretaker here

for the past 20 years'

Your girl's voice over

That Thailand guy's warning

Taking all this

into consideration

In this island

There is some 'maestri'

Isn't that what they say?

Maestri is mason

This is 'mystery'

I don't have time to correct your comedy

Listen

This place is amazing

Yeah

Soooper!

- Welcome, Captain

- Yeah, thank you

Where is our room?

'Sebastian, take the guests to their rooms'

[ominous laughter]

We landed here in the daytime

How did it become dark so fast?

I know, bro

Why is this sudden night effect?

Why did they insert a transition shot?

That witch glared at us and vanished

Smoke is in excess

Check if there is an owl

perched on that tree?

[owl hooting]

You are right

I just saw it

Confirmed, we've entered the horror genre

Why isn't anyone around?

Bro, we need to meet Gautham sir

and inform him of the happenings

- I'll go this side, you go that side

- Okay

Shucks!

Oh my God!

How beautiful

[stuttering feverishly]

Aiyo! What happened?

Are you choking?

No... ooo!

Like dead leaves burnt in winter for warmth

you are hot and happening!

I said so in African language

Disgusting!

- Thank you

- Welcome

- That will do... for 1 day

- Thank you so much

Thank you, baby... bye

"In my heart, you wear the crown,

Will you come by noon, not let me down?"

"I will buy you biryani, fresh and hot,

Will you ghost me after you lick the pot?"

Yov! She's happily flicking your wallet

and you are on a dancing spree?

Funeral pot-head fellow!

I carry 5000 bucks in my wallet

to ensure she hugs me daily

Daily she steals

Not my wallet

But my big heart!

That's true love

You hold this now

[Thai] True Love!

Get lost!

Even this bear is shooing me!

- Where did he go?

- Bro... bro

Kingsley bro

Where is your boss, bro?

What do you mean by

Kingsley, Bruce lee, mucously?

I am so stressed he left

without drinking his coffee

Kaapi

Bro, he always holds

a coffee cup in all his movies

But without coffee in it

It's a style, bro

To be frank, I have seen him more often

in coffee shops than at his own place!

Who was he with?

You think I'm 'Trash Talks' Babu to gossip?

I am a reviewer!

What?

Won't the coffee cup have coffee in it?

True that!

There is an incense cone

inside the coffee cup

So are we really inside a movie?

Is my name Kingsley?

What?

Married?

No

Girlfriends?

Don't tell me

Are you g*y?

No, I'm not

'I don't get this, Raghavan'

'A man as handsome as you'

'Still single, I can't believe that!'

'What's your problem?'

'Problem?'

- 'Nothing at all'

- Then?

I've been waiting

for someone like you, I guess

'What is he upto?'

Is he taking English tuition?

He is trying to pick up my sister

'Looks like they will enter

a dream song, come soon'

[Song from 'Khakha Khakha']

"Love of my life, heartbeat I adore

I wait for you by the river, encore"

Bro... wait for me, bro

Tell him in English

Bro, will you stop, pleaaaase?

Oh God!

- What?

- Sir... sir

You always hold the foot

Why holding her hand?

- I'll break your-

- Sir... sir

Thank you, sir

I don't drink on an empty stomach

- I'll take this apple

- What the hell is your problem?

- Okay

- Sir

There is a ghost in this island, sir

- Ghost?

- Yes

- This place is haunted, sir

- Calm down

- Become a big issue

- I'll take care of it, okay?

Babe, hold on to that thought

What's the problem with you both?

I can hear my girlfriend's voice over

But I can't find her

- I'll explain to you, come

- Please help me, sir

You said there's a k*ller in the cruise

Now a ghost is a new confusion

What's your problem?

Sir, I told you already

My girlfriend is missing

She is somewhere in this island

I can take care of that quest, sir

This place is very dangerous, sir

Please take my family away

from here back to the ship

Please, sir

- You said your girlfriend's missing?

- Yes, sir

Check if she's your girlfriend

Hey... hey!

Sir, Has... Has

This is my girlfriend, sir

[English] He's affected by FPP

I'm sure you have no idea what that means

'Fantasy Prone Personality'

He's living in an extremely imaginary world

He needs some serious counseling

Understood anything I said?

In the end you asked if I understood

I understood that word alone, sir

Get a shower, please

- Goodnight, sir

- 'Not for me'

Haaas!

Excuse me

Ex... excuse

The girl in that photo

'Her name is Jessica Sebastian'

'She is the owner of this island'

Do you know where she is now?

'I believe many years ago'

She went missing mysteriously

'People claim they can see her

in this hotel even to this day'

But I have never seen her

I am working here for the past 10 years

Thank you

Has... Haas....Haaas!

Don't worry

We can find her

[single applause]

Super!

Fantastic!

Excellent!

[mimicking 'Has' mockingly]

Seeing your performance

Looks like you truly loved her

So if something happens to your girlfriend

your chapter is closed, huh?

If you are gone, your family is

out of the scene too!

Jolly... jolly... jolly

Looks like the movie will end soon

Dude, it is your love

Run and find her somehow

They are not even

letting us rest for a minute

They have changed the scene so soon

That too, an old factory

Definitely a fight scene then

Cast Away Tom Hanks?

Previous scene he was fat

He's lost weigh now?!

Don't check continuity

Nab that fellow first

Catch... catch him

Hey! Stop... stop

Make a quick search

Whoever knows the secret about

our island should not be alive for sure

That day you warned us of danger here

Do you know the whereabouts

of Jessica madam? Please tell me

Sir, she is my true love

Bro, what are you looking at?

- Can't see any subtitle

- Is that so?

to the character in the movie

We are not characters in this film

What do we do now?

You remember first half

I will remember the second half

Only character who speaks all languages

in this film is 'Lollu Sabha Maaran'

Let's repeat these words to him

and trace my girl's whereabouts

- Super idea

- 'I can hear some sound here'

- He is here, come

- Run... run

Stop... stop

Wait... wait

Oh gawd!

Sir, I have this doubt

maybe we are in this film too

You mean to say, I'm GVM

and you are Kingsley

Gopal, can you stop irritating me?

I don't know how to make you understand

Sir, talk of the 'angel'!

'Let me clear it up'

Dude, repeat to sir

what you told me

Where are you running off to?

Complete gibberish!

What nonsense is this?

Is this your clarity of mind?

Let me clear it up for you

Give me your coffee cup

How does this cup have coffee in it?

They are better off!

You're turning out to be an imbecile

I have a big problem with that!

What happened?

- It is freezing

- Idiot!

Aiyaiyo! I am feeling cold

right upto my bones

Peeping Toms!

Watching a man poop

Give me your phone #s

I'll Whatsapp it to you

I feel cold here too

Seriously, freezing cold

Got it!

There is an important diary

in the 3rd floor

That diary has the secrets of this island

Good lord! A huge danger

is lurking if you open that diary

What danger?

You didn't tell me beyond this

Oh shucks!

I feel chilled to my bones

after you splashed water on my face

Bro, if we can lay our hands on that diary

we can get full details about my girlfriend

Correct! But we must stay away

from that Pinocchio nose

Sorry, we came in front of you by mistake

Bro, run for your life

[Song from 'Naan Mahaan Alla']

Who switched on the radio

in the middle of nowhere?

"I dissolved without melting, lady

when your breath caressed me"

"A classic love beyond compare

Ignited an uncontrollable desire"

"A sliver of silver lightning

flashed its spark enlightening"

[cheering in unison]

- Super... super, sir!

What he should do as a hero

You are in his shoes

He is coolly playing the guitar

and hitting on your sister

Shucks!

Excuse me

Your feast for the night is ready

Ah! No... no... no

[Telugu] We will roam around

the entire island and then come

Pardon me! I do not

understand your language

No, which means, we'll walk

take a look at the island

- And then we'll come back and have dinner

- Right

You can go anywhere in this resort

But you cannot trespass into the 3rd floor

'Not allowed?'

Why not?

Because

It is our management's order

Bro, usual horror movie

They will go to the exact place

they are told not to go, bro

Correct, same scene

'That's where we can get the diary'

Bro, before they mess it up

we must lay our hands on that diary

- 'Who locked the door?'

- How dare you lock me in the toilet!

- 'Open the door'

- This is my revenge

- Don't mess with me

- 'Capi, don't do this'

Capi...!

Your silly locking antic has

ended in this revenge, bro

Sorry, it was just for comedy

Bro, I'm already giving you

so much space for your comedy

- It's my mistake

- Is this the time or place for comedy?

Bad timing, bro

'Raghavan, come soon'

What?

What the hell!

Cannibals

As a captain, I've sailed many seas

I've never tasted

such a delicious fish finger

The cook needs to be

gifted with a gold ring

Looks like the cook himself

added a ring to his finger

Why is my stomach somersaulting?

What a deadly combo

Diamond ring and diarrhea!

Ah! On!

Listen

The ghost theme is on now

They are about to enter

that haunted room

Oh shucks!

Superb

[Telugu] Such a huge place in this island?

Look around you

Of course I'm looking around

Truly awesome

- [Telugu] Which?

- This!

- Dusty yet beautiful

- 'I told you right!'

Look at this

Let's go back

Pcccht! Just shut up

[Telugu] God! What is this?

Hey! Look at this!

So many comments asking me

to open that box

Those who comment have nothing to lose

If alive, they will say

'Soooper piece'

If dead

'Rest in Peace'

- Yes... yes

- Shut up!

As if it will be a true treasure trove!

All of you leave this room

No need of all this

You zip your lips!

Hold this

[sound of laughter]

'That's so funny'

'It is really good'

Grandpa... grandpa

Freeze!

I don't k*ll women and children

but I'll blow your head off

If you don't tell me

what's going on in this island

Tell me or your brain

will scatter to pieces

Why is the k*ller theme music on again?

- You k*lled him on the cruise

- Yes

You came and fell into

the trap so easily, detective

Oh god! Ghost and k*ller music combo

Don't know what we are in for now

Bro, this is already open

Come here, bro

[black magic spell]

Run... run

Save your skin

What happened?

What is it? Tell me

Did you find the diary?

Oh shucks!

As if they are getting

Rs 2000 in the Govt Grocery shop

They are all running this side

Aiyaiyo!

He k*lled her

Close the door

Latch it

Run... run now

[In Telugu] You were speaking the truth

Both ghost and k*ller are here

Where is the diary?

- [shouting in unison]

- One person talk

Diary

...is upstairs

Careful!

It slid in here

Who is the Art Director?

Placed indoor plants all over

Oh my God!

Only if we take the diary from this pit

we can escape from this island

Not sure how deep this is

I'll push you in

Go and check

No, don't

It is pitch dark in there

Not sure if there is enough oxygen

[Telugu] Enough of your build up

Who is going down first?

I'll go

- Super, bro

- Excellent

I meant I'll go out

Get lost! The k*ller is

waiting out for you

Good Lord!

Then I'm not stepping out

How much ever you look up and down

only you should get inside this pit

No other go

'Go further down'

'Down... slide down'

'Slide further down'

'Go... go... keep going'

Go further... down

Kingsley bro, that's the maximum length

Rope isn't enough

[Telugu] What do we do now?

Hello, what is the discussion?

If you had draped a sari like a lady

it could've served as rope

How will a mini skirt

from a hanky help?

Bro

No... no, no male chauvinist, bro

I have an idea, bro

- What idea?

- What's the idea?

'Removing our pant is your idea?'

'Thank God I remembered

to wear my undies today!'

It is too tight

Loosen up a bit

Loosen it up!

Hey 'Undies boys'

Tighten it up

Tight... tight

Undies boys, let go gently

- [Telugu] Careful

- Slowly!

My God!

Lower me now

Loosen the rope

We can't hear you

'Jetty' boys, loose

Loosen it

He is asking for juice

With ice or without ice?

Hey loose, loosen it

The rope is not long enough

Let go!

- [Tamil] Pull it up

- [Telugu] Pull up

Don't pull me up

Hey! Pull me up

PULL

'Pull'

'Pull harder'

PULL

Gopal, loosen it

'This love is beyond any human experience'

'It is beyond all that

So pure and pristine!'

[song from 'Guna']

"Wound has healed of its own accord here"

"What magic is this, my golden deer?"

We shall meet again

after interval if you are alive!

[song from 'Parris Jeyaraj']

- Aiyaiyo

- Yo... yo... yo yov!

You told me we can get out

of this movie only if we are alive

Now you have k*lled my girlfriend

and turned her into a ghost

What is this, Kissa?

You were the one who commented

there's no twist at interval point

How many films would you

have trashed in a peeing-second?

How is the twist now?

Hahn?

Aiyaiyo!

What will you do now?

Will you save your family from the ghost?

Or save your girlfriend

who is already a ghost?

The choice is yours

Yovvv... ghost, you crackhead!

"I won't catch the ghost firmly

and nail it to the tree"

"I will break your leg ruthlessly"

Is that so?

[manic laughter]

"When we fell in love in joy all the way"

"When I pinched your cheek that day"

"It is etched in my heart somehow

without any change even now"

[song from 'Aasai']

[doomful laughter]

Kissa, you kept crucifying

every film with your review

Look how he has nailed you now!

He said we can escape

if we are alive when film ends

Now he has made your girl into a ghost!

That's it

None of us can escape this jail

We are stuck here for good

Until our last breath!

Our chapter is closed

Epilogue of our life

Detective sir

We have some protocols to follow

We have no inclination

to sh**t you with this g*n

'Because you will die

in the blink of an eye, right?'

You have to howl in pain and die

Bloody well die!

What?

She has returned

Who?

Jessica

Our ancestors are even more cruel than us

She tormented them

and k*lled them ruthlessly

'If she finds out we trapped her

in that diary, she won't spare us either'

You don't have to panic

She cannot come out of that room

till the eclipse is over

This time

I will destroy her completely

I need Jessica's diary to do so

Your wish is our command, Mama Kurosawa

Diary

How?

Jessica

Jessica's death statement

'Nowhere in the world would you have

seen such a beautiful place like this'

Whose voice is this?

Bro

Your father's voice?

'But where there is beauty,

danger too co-exists!'

- What's happening here?

- Bro

Night to day

transition shot, bro

We are entering flashback, bro

- Super

- 100% we'll get a clue

- Check thoroughly

- I already did

Look there, a chap is crapping

Forget that crap and

come back into the story, bro

Bro, listen

Jeep sound

Come, bro

Come... come... come

'My name is Jessica'

'Jessica Sebastian'

Oh my God!

Bro... bro

My girlfriend

She's alive, bro

- Bro, my girl is alive

- Yes

Yaaay!

Stop, man

- Stop, I say

- Has

Hey Kissa

Aiyo! Ouch!!

- Has... Has

- Call her by her character name

Haaaas!

Call her by her character name

JESSICA!

'Those who land on this island

will mysteriously-'

[loud banging on door]

Wait a minute

Won't you let me read a story in peace?

[farting]

Your father has stopped

reading the flashback?

What do I care if that man stops, bro?

I'll go, grab the book and

read the flashback thoroughly

I'll bring back my girl

in the most gallant manner

Soooper

Hey baldie! Is 'Flashback'

your mother-in-law's house?

To visit as and when you wish?

Very tough to get the diary in your hand

[jubilant laughter]

That wretched ghost has

a twist in store for us again

AIYO!

This entire island should reek of

the smell of blood tonight

Light the sacred fire receptacle

as soon as the eclipse begins without fail

Your wish is our command, Mama Kurosawa

Why are they showing

a full moon all of a sudden?

Maybe before the eclipse is over

If she is not tamed

Her power will exceed manifold

Usual horror films have a scene like this

Maybe it is that scene?

Bro, I have to read the diary

and get into the flashback

Wait... wait

Tell me what to do and then go

Ensure the moon doesn't get eclipsed, bro

What is that supposed to mean?

Even God can't do this!

[Telugu] Open the door, please

Matter of life and death

and you're knocking

sh*t... sh*t... sh*t!

Couldn't even peacefully read a stor-

Who are you, man?

'3 days after Halloween'

Roaming around with

a gunny bag over your face

Go remove and sleep

I came out half way through

I need to download a bit more

Ssssh... ssssh!

Original... original

Original k*ller

Excuse me, I didn't wash

after I finished my big job

2 minutes

You don't have to lend a hand

I'm quite capable of washing

Captain, bend

- Bravo!

- Captain, throw me that book

'Shucks!'

How was my act?

Shall I bend again?

No, stand right there

You and your bad aim!

Aiyaiyo... oh gawd!

I'm burning from my head to toe

If we garnish your back

with some onion

...you'll pass off as fried fish

in Sundari akka's stall

Burning, eh?

Yes, too much

Let me get some breeze

Making fun of my pain, eh?

Is your head spinning?

Stop, I didn't mean it

[song from 'Guntur Kaaram']

Take the diary... take the diary

Oh God! Someone save me

Ouch... help!

Hey!

Half an hour since the machine was

switched off and still stamping dung?

Diary

There it is!

Is it that diary?

Let's escape, come

How dare you switch on the fan!

Where is that diary

you were looking for?

That half shaved lady has it

Snatch it from her

Darling, watch your step

Someone may push you

- Get lost!

- Look how she's pushing me away!

Machine again, huh?

[menacing laughter]

Aiyaiyo! On loop mode, huh?

What is happening here?

Why haven't you lit

this fire receptacle?

We are waiting for the eclipse to begin

Bloody imbeciles!

The eclipse will end very soon

'No, mama Kurosawa

Look at the sky'

'Look at the moon shining bright

in the midst of clouds'

He has fooled us

with a bulb from the bungalow

Aiyaiyo! 'Kanguva' old hag

This is the usual bang

you see in all horror films

Where is that half-shaved aunty

who walked away with the diary?

k*ller... k*ller!

Mountain bull is back again

Go and hide there

Effects not enough

What are you doing?

If I give this effect, assuming

it's a ghost, he will run away

Same reaction as the reels you sh**t

WHERE IS MY DIARY?

The k*ller has left

Why are you still flickering the light?

I'm not doing it

Hey! Half shaved aunty

- Let me grab the diary from her

- Ghost is here now

You won't get this dairy

The same diary

Water

Let me wet my throat a bit

[loud scream]

Oh God!

Where can I hide?

Thank God I found a safe place

No one can find me

Oh my!

Ah! Diary

[Telugu] I don't know where to go

Oh God help me!

Aiyaiyo! He is here

Sonny

You want this?

Oh gawd!

What will happen now?

Somehow save my girl

Please... please... please

I can escape only with

the help of this 'cold-lunatic'!

Oh God!

'What the stars foretell today

For those born under Cancer sign'

'It is confirmed your wisdom tooth

will be pulled and dumped in the canal!'

'Capricorn zodiac'

'Unpardonable sin to trap others and

escape for the sake of a mere diary'

'Aquarians, it is confirmed you'll be

battered till you're black & blue'

'What the stars foretell

ends now, thank you'

'We shall continue

after a commercial break'

Diary!

WHERE IS MY DIARY?

- Not me... not me

- Maaa... ma?

Ma, stop, k*ller isn't following you

- Where is the k*ller?

- Gone to eat 'pakoda'!

Give me that diary

He is here and you said

he has gone to eat 'pakoda'!

Husband and wife

are so similar, run

Sorry, dear

Madam, I have 10 to 15 diaries

I got for last New Year

What will I do with your diary?

Trust me, I swear on your diar-

I don't have it

Again, huh?

Leave me alone

I don't have your diary

Who is playing football

with this diary?

The ghost is right here

Catch

We've found the diary, right?

Read it quickly

Wait, bro

Where can I sit and read?

Oh no!

k*ller!

We are caught

The k*ller is here

You sold us out, eh?

k*ller on one side

Ghost on the other

Read the diary, quick!

Everything's fair in w*r

Give it to me lip to lip

'Nowhere in the world would you have

seen such a beautiful place like this'

Someone sitting on my back

and reading like this

No one would have seen either!

- Bro

- Tell me

We are not getting sucked

into flashback mode

I think your father has to read it then

'Nowhere in the world would you have

seen such a beautiful place like this'

What? Is your father here?

No, bro, I was mimicking my dad

Is this the time to do mimicry?

'My back is aching

Get down'

She's escaping with the diary

Diary... diary!

Catch her, bro

[demonic chants]

Hey! Stop

Catch her, bro

[demonic invocation]

Mama Kurusowa, diary

[witchy cackle]

Throw that diary into the fire

If that witch burns the diary

my girl can't be saved, bro

k*ll them

Bro, what are you doing?

All... the... weapons

All the weapons

are targeted at my neck

Slow motion is for them

We are not characters in this film

Ouch!

- What is he doing?

- Yes

This is for you

"With my sure-shot target

you'll be a coma-wicket"

She's running like an athlete!

"I will save you, my princess dear"

"Oh! The diary is burning to embers here"

You bloody old sorceress!

How dare you try to burn my girlfriend!

"May you go to hell

where you'll fit real well"

The story is warming up only now

You are simply super!

We must thank the editor, bro

If he hadn't switched to slow motion

the diary would be embers now, bro

Capi!

By the time I find this man

and make him read the diary... pah!

Peak-a-boo

Let me go, I have to hide

- Is this the time to play hide and seek?

- Leave me alone

Please, capi, listen to me

We can escape only if you read this

A ghost is roasting me

for this diary already

I'll hide under the cot

Leave me alone please

- Captain

- Yes

You are responsible for saving us

But you want to hide instead

How should a captain act?

'A captain should be ready to

sacrifice himself for his people'

[excerpts from

'Captain Prabhakaran']

'Not someone who runs for his life'

Read it, you moron

- I'll read it

- Here you go

From where should I read?

From which page should I read?

Yes

'Nowhere in the world would you have

seen such a beautiful place like this'

'But where there is beauty,

danger co-exists too!'

'My name is Jessica'

'Jessica Sebastian'

Oh my God!

Bro... bro, again... again

my girlfriend is coming alive

If you stand here, beer bottle

will hit your head! Come this side

Stop

Move, you'll get splashed

by all the muck and mire here

We are getting hit here

Come this side

- Why are they hitting us any which way?

- Shut your gob!

I have to rush and

save my girlfriend

- Be quiet

- Okay, don't lose your cool

Kissa!

'People who land on this island'

'Tend to go missing

in mysterious ways'

'I didn't know that

when I bought the resort'

Welcome, ma'am

Expecting you all

Please come

- Haaaaas

- Kissa

- What now?

- Call her by her character's name

- 'Jessica'

- Thank you

- T-shirt is stained

- Can wash it later, come, bro

- [Thai] Welcome

- Jessica

- Welcome

- Jessica

Look! Tom Hanks is neat-shaved

[In Thai] Who are you?

Trespassing prohibited

Smell and check this stink?

Hey... hey... hey!

Hello, everyone

I'm absolutely thrilled to welcome you all

To our beautiful Island Hotel

Jessica...!

Jessica

1 second...1 second

I want to talk to you

- Jessica

- He'll keep spouting nonsense

Open the topic right away

What is the matter?

You think I'll tell you

when it's all about you?

Jessica

This is really important

Jessica, do you know him?

No

- Jessica, listen to me

- Who are you?

- Where are you from?

- Jessica

Jessica, don't trust any of them

Your life is in danger

because of him

Robert

Let them go

What are you trying to say?

Jessica

[loud fart]

- Bro

- What is it?

I'm sharing important information

and you are doing dirty stuff

It's not me

Continue, go on

Jessica

[another fart sound]

What's this? How can I tell her

if you keep 'bombing' like this?

I swear, it's not me

If it isn't you, who then?

Captain, where are you going

not reading the diary?

- Aiyaiyo! I have to hit the loo

- Oh gawd! The ghost is here too

- Wait... wait

- Don't play games at this crucial time

- Oh no!

- Here you go

- For emergency, crap in this

- In this?

I'm a captain, man

You used to take water in a coconut shell

and poop near the railway tracks

- Get that board, bro

- Sit down

- Sit down, captain

- It's coming

You don't understand

the predicament we are in

Captain, quick

The ghost is here

'I can't stop midway

Ask her to come later'

What the hell did you eat, man?

Hold it properly

Nonstop download!

Don't spill on the floor

- WHERE'S MY DIARY?

- Kissa, careful

'Nowhere in the world would you have

seen such a beautiful place-'

Continue from where you left

Oh! Is that so?

My mistake

- Where are you going?

- He asked me to continue where I left

This is where I dropped bombs!

Didn't you hear?

Continue the story from where you left

Oh no!

Hurry up, captain

Otherwise we are all done for

Read it fast, you are sitting

as if you are in a library

I'm crapping in mid-air and

you're asking me to read now

Just read it, man

'Behind this resort'

'I discovered an old garage only today'

'Witnessing the horrific events

taking place there'

'My intestines turned inside out'

'Every missing person so far'

'These people have k*lled

and feasted on them mercilessly'

'They are cannibals'

- What is this location?

- There she goes!

Has!

- Has!

- Kissa

- What, I say?

- Call her by her character's name

Jessica

- Jessica

- 'The horrors taking place here'

'I decided to somehow expose them

to the outside world'

Do you know why

we made you buy this resort?

To prepare your guests and offer

as feast for our ancestors

How can I let you live

after you tried to stop that?

- Hey!

- Mountain buffalo!

- Kissa... Kissa

- Hit him hard

Turn him around

I'll kick him where it hurts most

Catch her

Don't stop, run

Jessica, wait... wait

'Like a deer caught in the headlights'

'With no means of escape, I screamed'

'I screa-'

'That man has stopped reading again'

Yov! What are you doing

instead of reading the flashback?

Sugar patient

Bladder full

Last pee-drop

Excuse me, can I get water

to wash my butt?

Shut up

"When we fell in love in joy all the way"

"When I pinched your cheek that day"

"It is etched in my heart somehow

without any change even now"

[song from 'Aasai']

"Silk sari and finery

About gold and silver jewelry"

"I fought with you foolishly"

"I can see it all so clearly"

"Sweet jasmine fragrant"

"Golden moon radiant"

"Let's chat heart to heart

on our wedding night, sweetheart"

'I screamed my throat hoarse

But no one came to my rescue'

'I slowly lost any hope

of escaping from this island'

'But even if I am not alive

Truth shouldn't die'

'Whoever gets this diary'

'Please put an end

to these monsters'

'In the many lives lost here

let mine be the last'

'Let this be the last time to make

horror movies with a diary as muse'

Ssshhhh!

- Please help me

- I'm here to save you

Sssshhhh!

[clattering sound]

What's that noise?

She tricked us and escaped

Hey!

She jumped out and escaped

No way she could have

jumped from this height

Hey! Who the hell are you?

Where did you spring from?

'Open the door'

- Open the door

- 1 second

'Open the door'

You dare burn my girlfriend

and turn her into a ghost?

No more flashbacks

My girlfriend is NOT a ghost anymore!

Come on, hurry up

Fire!

Has! Hey... Has

Has... hey! Look at me

Has! Hey!

Open your eyes

Look at me

Has! Has!

Are you okay, dear?

- Man-eater!

- What is she saying?

She thinks you are

a man-eater, bro

Move aside, bro

Don't get scared

It's nothing, you're okay

- This is not a safe place

- It's a safe place

- This hotel has man-eaters

- Listen to me

- We should leave

- It's all over

- 'Raghavan'

Raghavan

The hero who disappeared in the interval

is showing up during the cl*max

- Raghavan

- It's okay, don't be afraid

I really think we'll be okay

It's okay

It's all over now

Who are they?

I'll explain everything

Don't panic

- Sir

- Hey Gopal

They made me walk like this

for 10 long kilometers, sir

Somebody help him

Why are you spitting

'beeda' juice through your nose?

The happy ending in the movie

where everyone laughs in unison

- That's the scene now

- Movie?

- Yes, dear

- 'Attention, passengers'

Get ready, guys

Cruise is ready

Yeah!

The movie is about to end

Now comes the director card

Director's card is on screen

Cheese!

'Raghavan!'

Man-eater!

Run

- Run

- Wait... wait

Hey... hey!

No... no

Ma...!

Well and truly caught!

Yov! The movie has ended

and the director's card was shown

How did they come back to life?

I feel ashamed

I feel really ashamed

Kissa 47 doesn't know logic?!

Your girlfriend died, became a ghost

and k*lled those man-eaters

You barged in like a hero to save her

Won't they come back alive too?

Yov!

Aiyo!

How do we get out of the film?

How will the film end

without the villain dying?

Before the rolling titles end

you must k*ll all the man-eaters

If not, the film will continue as 'part 2'

DD never ends

[jubilant laughter]

What, bro?

While we were catching up

they have caught your family

I'll give only you

1 more chance

Promise to stop reviewing films

I promise not to k*ll you

You want me to stop reviewing?

I can't do that

I've already mocked films

starring top heroes

Their fans have t(h)rashed me

in the comments section

They've glared at me

and stoned me on the streets

Even then I didn't stop reviewing

If you make a proper film

why will I deride you, junk of a jerk?

I know how to escape

and exit from this film

Let me go

Who the hell are you?

Your t*rture seems never ending?!

Aiyaiyo!

Turn it off

[Telugu]

It is closing in on us

Oh Lord Balaji, save me!

Jesus... Allah

Someone save me

Call only one God for help

Don't confuse the Gods

'It has stopped'

Why is it so misty?

- Are we in Kodaikanal?

- You tattered mouth!

We escaped from them and we are

back to square one, their hideout!

Jump out, they will split open

our skulls and freeze our brains!

Come on, run fast

Hurry up!

Hey!

Come on

Look, the rolling titles are on now

Come soon, bro

[loud cackle]

Sssshhhh!

Yov! Whose crap is this?

Their crap of course

Hey baldy, come

Come... come, careful

- I'm unable to take it off

- It hurts

Wait, let me get some tool

[Telugu] Hurry up

'Make it fast

They may come back'

'Come... come'

Quick... quick

Here

How did it turn off so soon?

One more try

[Telugu]

What are you doing?

'Make it fast

They will come anytime now'

- Help me

- I will make it work this time

Please, anna

Here, come this side

It stopped again

- Anna

- Captain?

Come here for a minute

Just 1 minute

I would've preferred to die in their hands

Go bring something else

and cut it right now

Oh my God!

Come soon

Cut my chain

Hurry up

Come soon

Let's escape before they chase us, please

Hey... hey

If we go and hide

rolling titles will-

Hiding is not an option

We can escape only if we k*ll

the remaining three villains

How?

FIGHT!

This is not a movie

to fight and k*ll them

Didn't you see his power?

We need to do something else

We have to set a trap

[Telugu]

All of them are coming

How do you set a trap now?

I have an idea

To get all of us trapped together?

- No

- You want to get caught all by yourself?

My single idea

...will change the whole game

[beep sound]

Who is that madcap...

...turning on the indicators and

playing in a run-down car?

[beep sound continues]

Aiyo!

It worked in our favor

I love you, da

- Hey! Hold on

- Why?

Look here

- They are coming, Raghavan

- Crossover... cross over

[beep sound]

Wherever I sit, they honk and

give away my hiding place

Where will I hide now?

Run... run

Dammit, guys

2 for me

3 for you

Are they feeding us egg 'bonda'?

Why are you keeping tabs on this?

We are even-steven now

Let's die together

Rest in peace

- Escape

- What?

Plan A goes for a toss!

What is the next plan?

That trio is chasing us

'I am talking to you and you are

happily fiddling with a paint can'

[tribal gibberish]

[tribal lingo]

Oh shucks!

Just miss!

He is standing

correctly in the wrong place

Oh no!

Achacho!

Thank God!

Bro

He has found out

It is over, bro

Release

Yes!

Crane operator list is up now

We need to k*ll 2 more

Hey, wait... wait

Jessica, wait

Don't come

Don't come

'They have poured something on the floor'

'My legs are stuck'

What is this place?

Oh no!

Bro, this is GVM's game

Plan C - Blast the entire building

We asked him to set up a trap for them

He got us into this mess and left

RAGHAVA!

Run for your life

'We are almost at the cl*max!'

Cool, bro

Chill, bro

Look over there

There's a window, bro

We can do a summer cut

and escape from that side

Yes, keep motivating like that

Stay still, bro

I'm coming

Give me your foot, bro

I'm not able to lift my foot

Go and swing for sometime

'He is coming close to me'

Here, get stuck

There, hug your luck

The stunt master's name is rolling now

'Make it fast'

Yes, bro

'Wait, wait

Slowly... slowly'

Place the other foot on the tin

Yes... good

Slow and steady

Nice and easy

like in the circus

Take it easy

Jump

Kissa

- How will I come over?

- Sorry, bro

Move this side

Get onto that cycle

and come, bro

'Didn't you get any other vehicle?'

Now jump ahead

Bro, jump with a summer cut

- Jump to the front, bro

- Okay, done

What is this?

I am springing back to the top

Come on, come on, come on

Oh shucks!

Bro, rolling titles is about to end

You are jumping up and down like a monkey

- Jump, bro

- Yes

Even the names of

the catering helpers is up now

Before the End card comes up

k*ll them and save your family

I'll take care of him

What do you mean?

A b*mb is ticking inside, bro

This Babu is stuck here because

of his 'Trash Talks' in YouTube

Upload a post on social media

to ensure no one else should talk like me

That will do for me

"Egg of a dino"

"Shape of your head, bro"

"If you blast to many a piece

may you rest in peace"

"We had lots of fun

You and me, under the sun"

- BRO

- No!

"Finally, way too fast to go

you died in the blast, bro"

"Trash Talk Baldy mate

Your big mouth sealed your fate"

"In a blast, many a piece

May you rest in peace"

"My fella... ciao

Goodbye, time to go"

DD Next Level!

Bro...!

You are dead meat today, man-meat eater!

Are these guys immortals?

'Raghavan'

Amma!

Appa!

Devi!

Haaas!

Has

No!

This is not epilogue

Prologue!

'I'll be back'

With more power and strength

I will return to finish this mission

Sir... sir

Sir, help me, sir

You cannot break this sequel

[boastful laughter]

You say the sequel will break

only if the villain dies

But if the hero

featuring in part 2

...dies in part 1

The sequel will be broken

This is my verdict!

If you have a doubt

will you call Nolan and check?

Hey, you... you... you!

Ghost... crack-pot

Where is my family?

A bad movie with a good review

cannot become a hit

A good movie with a bad review

can never end up as a flop

A good movie will be a box office hit

Do you get it, junk of a jerk?

If you still want to take

your revenge on me

'Do whatever you want with me

But let go of my family'

'Please'

[psychotic laughter]

Only those who know cinema

like the back of their hand

...should be a reviewer

You are the best reviewer

- Where did all of them go?

- True that!

- No one is here

- Where have they vanished?

- Very strange

- Movie hasn't started

'Operator

Start the show, man'

How long do we sit here?

Hey, Krishna

Where are you coming from?

Why are you shushing like

goat trotters in a pressure cooker?

What happened to you?

How will you review

without watching the movie?

Did someone else

give it a bad review like you do?

- He may even hit us, run

- May be the producer bribed him

Let's praise the film

I'll do that... first go

- Go

- Don't hassle me

Leave

Sir... sir... sir

Oh! Special show for everyone?

Greetings, colleagues

Worth watching

The movie is soooper

You can watch it twice

You can watch it with family

Good... good

Worth watching

It is soooper!

Hey, Kissa

Have 2 special horns

sprouted on your head?

You had a separate show

screened just for your family?

- Call the theater manager

- Rangan cheta, green monster peeping out

Then what?

You want to watch the movie

ahead of us

Upload your review earlier

and get max views, eh?

Are all of us tomato sauce?

Sauce for the goose

is sauce for the gander

You watch the movie first, upload

the review and get lorry load of views, bro

Forget your wisecracks

Will the movie run?

Step inside and have fun

The knife comes close

to your eyes in 3D, right?

- They stab it straight

- Really?

What is that new technology?

- Let's watch

- All yours

- Good bye, Rangan cheta

- Seems like a great movie

Worth watch

God bless you, mamay!

"Porridge prepared as a treat"

"Eyes and ears can have a feast"