02x16 - Cookin' with Hook/Captain Flynn's New Matey

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♪ Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yoo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true ♪

-Let's go!
-[bell dinging]

♪ With Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course together
Come on and join the crew ♪

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password:

Yo-h* h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

One more time!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

[Jake] Cookin' With Hook!

[Skully] Crackers! We need more crackers!

Don't worry, Skully.

We'll have plenty of food
for Never Land Feast Day.

Aye! And not only are we getting together
for a yummy meal,

we're gonna give thanks
for all the good things we have.

Like mateys, and crackers!

And that's not all.
I'm gonna cook something really special!

Shipwreck Stew!
I need three things to make it...

Tick-Tock Tomatoes from Crocodile Creek,

spicy hot Lava Beans from Belch Mountain,

and a Jumping Pumpkin
from the Pirate Pumpkin Patch.

Mateys, do you want to go
to Never Land with us

and find the ingredients
for Cubby's Shipwreck Stew?

Great! Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them and put them
in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go!

-Is everybody ready?

-I got my sword!
-I got my map!

And I've got my pixie dust!

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly.

But only in emergencies!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

[Mama Hook] James!
How are the decorations coming along?

I want the table to look
extra-special this year!

I'm so pleased you could join us
for Never Land Feast Day, Mummy.

Oh, James!
You know I'd never miss a chance

to cook the family recipe

for my bouncing baby buccaneer.

Now, let's see.

I'm going to make
Fried Green Tick-Tock Tomatoes,

Hot Lava Bean Chili,

and a Jumping Pumpkin Pie for dessert.

Oh, yes!

It's been my favorite meal
since I was a wee pirate lad.

So, James, be a good boy
and fetch me everything I need.

And don't dawdle!

I've got lots of cooking to do,

so step lively!

Aye, aye, Mummy! Stepping lively!

There they be, Smee!

Tick-Tock Tomatoes!

Ah! I can almost smell them frying now.

Yes, Captain.

But since this is Crocodile Creek,


I'm wondering where is the...

-[Tick-Tock Croc mumbling]
-[gasps]

[Smee] Tick-Tock Croc!

[laughs]

[belches]

[yawns]

[snoring]

Oh, dear!

How will we get the tomatoes
without waking him up?

Just follow me, Smee.

Beast or no beast,
I must get those tomatoes!

[snoring]

[chuckles] Hello, Mr. O' Dile!

[yelling]

Tick-Tock Tomatoes, dead ahead!

Hey! Where's Tick-Tock Croc?

-[chuckling]
-Here he comes now!

-What are we gonna do?
-I've got an idea.

You guys pick the rest
of the tomatoes while I distract him.

Hiya, Tick-Tock. Check this out!

[squeals]

You like it, don't ya, big guy?

[laughs]

There! That's the last of them!

-[chuckling]
-Thank you! Thank you!

You've been a great crowd!

And for your reward...

Good going!

We distracted Tick-Tock Croc.

We got our tomatoes,
and we got two gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go get the Lava Beans
at Belch Mountain!

Oh, dear! The tomatoes are gone!

The croc must've eaten them all!

Oh, Mama's counting on me
to bring home the tomatoes!

Oh, it's not your fault, Captain.

But we can still bring back
Lava Beans and a Jumping Pumpkin

for your mama's meal.

Right you are, Smee!

Then it's on to Belch Mountain!

-[mountain belching]
-[Hook] Good work, Smee.

Your shortcut got us here in record time.

Why, thank you, Captain.

Oh, look! Those are Lava Beans
growing up ahead!

Hurry, Smee!
Let's pick each and every one!

Do be careful, Captain!

[both grunting]

-[crashes]
-[moaning]

Poor Captain. Allow me!

[both straining, grunting]

-[yelling]
-[Hook] Lava!

Oh, dear!

[Hook] Save me!

Ahoy, Captain Hook.
What are you doing here?

None of your business.

Now if you don't mind, go away!

Or maybe you could lend us a hand?

Just hold still. We'll help you!

Mateys, we can put this rock
over the hot lava like a bridge.

Come on! Help us move it!

[all straining]

There you go. Be careful climbing over.

Oh, thank you, sea pups.

Yay-hey!

We helped Hook and Smee,
and we got three more gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go!

Come on, sir.

Don't rush me, Smee!

Got every bean.

Woo-hoo!
It's on to the Pirate Pumpkin Patch!

Goodbye, Captain Hook!

See ya later, Mr. Smee!

Thank you again, sea pups!

[gasps] The beans!

They're gone!

Oh, alas, no tomatoes! No beans!

I'll never get to taste
me mum's Never Land Feast meal!

Oh, but we can still have
a tasty Jumping Pumpkin Pie.

-You do love it so.
-Aye, Smee.

We'll go to the Pirate Pumpkin Patch.

I'll have me dessert
if it's the last thing I do.

The Jumping Pumpkin! Thar she goes!

After it, mateys!

It's the only one in the patch!

I've got it!

[laughing] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Hang on, Cubby! We're coming!

-[both grunt]
-[Izzy] Phew!

It won't get away now!

Way-hey! We got everything:

Tick-Tock Tomatoes, Lava Beans
and a Jumping Pumpkin!

Hear that, Smee?

They have everything we're after.

Mm, I can almost taste the Shipwreck Stew.

Huh?

It appears I've caught
something tasty indeed!

Ta-ta! I really must be running.

-Smee! Save me!
-[squelches]

[choking] Cranberry... bog!

This is an emergency!

Izzy! You heard the captain!

Pixie dust away!

[gasps]

Yay-hey!

We helped Captain Hook out of the bog,

and we got three more gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go!

And let's grab our stuff, too!

[Hook moaning]

Poor Captain! You're boggy to the bone!

[moaning] What does it matter?

Now I'll never get even a single bite
of my mama's cooking!

What do you mean?

Well, not that you would care,

but I set out to get Tick-Tock Tomatoes,
Lava Beans and a Jumping Pumpkin

for my mama.

But I've failed to get her a single thing!

You see, Mama Hook is planning to make
a Never Land Feast Day meal

of all the captain's favorite things.

Wow! Hook's looking
for the same stuff we were.

I don't know if I could enjoy our meal

knowing Hook's crew won't have theirs.

Ah! Even I feel sorry
for ol' Feather Hat... a little.

Here, Captain Hook.
You can have our stuff. All of it.

No! Really?

Well, all I can say is...

I'll take it!

Have a great Never Land Feast Day!

Say "ahoy" to your mum from us!

You know, Captain, we should do
something nice for the sea pups.

After all, they gave us their food.

Not now, Smee. Mummy's waiting!

Thanks for helping us
on our Never Land Feast Day, mateys.

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way-hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two...

[Cubby] Three, four, five...

[Izzy] Six, seven, eight.

[Jake] Yo-h*!
For solving pirate problems today,

we got eight gold doubloons!

That's not all we got.

We just got a message
in a bottle that washed ashore.

It's an invitation...

from Captain Hook!

Let us all raise a glass
of this fine Pirate Punch

to give thanks to the puny pi...

I mean, to Jake and his crew,

for providing the food
for this delicious meal.

Here's to you!

-Cheers!
-Mazel tov!

That was really nice of you, Captain Hook.

Just remember, lad,
it's Never Land Feast Day.

Only expect it once a year!

-[all laugh]
-Oh, James!

[Jake] Captain Flynn's New Matey!

[Cubby] This way! We're getting close!

According to my map,
what we're looking for is...

right here!

The legendary Never Land See-Saw!

You found it!

Let's shove off, mateys!

No one's better with a map
than you, Cubby.

-Yeah!
-All right!

-Woo-hoo!
-Goin' up!

-Hang on, me hearties!
-Going down!

-Going... Huh?
-[thuds]

-[all] Camille?
-[brays]

What's Captain Flynn's camel doing here?

Whoa!

[squeals]

[laughs] Good to see you, too, Camille!

Hey, is this note for us?

Cool. What's it say?

"Ahoy, Cubby. Help!

I found some puzzling treasure maps

to a cup called
the Enchanted Golden Goblet.

I be needing a skilled map-reader
to help me figure them out.

Your desert matey, Captain Flynn."

Crackers!
Cubby's just the pirate for that job!

Will you come help Captain Flynn and me
find the Enchanted Golden Goblet?

Great! Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them and put them
in our Team Treasure Chest.

[squeals]

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

Thanks for the ride, Camille!

The desert's right up ahead.
And the sooner we get there...

[Hook grunts]

...the sooner we can help Captain Flynn
find the Enchanted Golden Goblet!

Oh, dear, Captain, perhaps we should stop
hiding in the underbrush.

Nonsense! How else would we know
Flynn is after treasure?

Imagine, a cup of pure gold!

Follow that camel!

♪ Have you heard of Captain Flynn? ♪

♪ Who hasn't heard of Captain Flynn? ♪

♪ They say he sailed on every sea ♪

♪ A friend to every mate he meets ♪

♪ I hear he sailed to the South Pole twice
For a salty dog, he's very nice ♪

♪ Have you heard of Captain Flynn? ♪

♪ The legendary Captain Flynn ♪

[Flynn] Aw, mateys,
thank the four winds you're here!

I'm on the trail of treasure!

Ancient desert legends tell
of an Enchanted Golden Goblet!

[Cubby] How do we find it, Captain Flynn?

Well, Cubby, I recently found
these three maps rolled up together.

The first map shows a path
from me Pirate Pyramid to Hourglass Falls.

The second map shows the way
through Toppling Rock Canyon.

And this third map shows
the way into Maze Cave.

[Skully] And that's where the treasure is!

-The Golden Goblet!
-Aye.

Somehow these three maps
will show us the way to the treasure.

They don't go side by side like this.

None of the trails line up!

'Tis true. That won't lead us anywhere!

How about if we overlap the maps,

like this, so that we create
one continuous trail!

Drifting sands, you did it!

I knew you'd be a great map-matey!

At last, the Enchanted Golden Goblet
is within reach!

Legend says it's always filled with water.

Pour it out, and shimmerin' oasis,
it's full again!

Just wait until I get me hooks
on that Golden Goblet.

I'll never be thirsty again,

and I'll be rich!

[all shouting]

Blast! Follow that rolling ship!

[Cubby] The map says to sail around
Half-Moon Dune, Captain!

Aye, aye, Navigator Cubby.

Ahoy, me hearties, we've got company!

Ol' Feather Hat's hot on our tail
in his Hook-mobile!

Faster, Smee!

Aye. Hook's the least of our worries!

A sandstorm's rolling in.

We've got to get out of the open!

Maybe we can hide from Hook and the storm.

Head for Hourglass Falls!

The map shows a cave
behind the falling sand!

Right you are, Cubby!

Hang on, mateys!

Oh, dear, Captain, those dark clouds
don't look very good at all.

And we lost the popinjays!

Lost the pop... No, we haven't!

Look! In the sand!

Wheel tracks!

Push on, Mr. Smee!

Full speed ahead!

-Sandstorm!
-[all shouting]

-[sand crashing]
-[grunting]

Look!

[Hook] After them, ye swabs!

Abandon ship!

Yo-h*! We did it!

We avoided the sandstorm,
left Hook behind,

and got three gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go
to the next part of our map,

Toppling Rock Canyon.

[Camille squeals]

[whispering] Shh. Quiet, please, Camille.

In Toppling Rock Canyon,
even a wee sound can cause rocks to fall.

Ah... sand...

in my beak! Ah...

Ah... [sneezes loudly]

[Flynn] Gesundheit, Skully.

[whispering] Thanks, but, crackers,
I blocked our trail!

[whispering] Then we'll just
have to go over the top!

[whispering] I've got an idea!
Quick, everybody, get on this rock!

-Mateys, ready, get set...
-[claps hands]

[rumbling]

[all shouting]

Yo-h*, way to go, mateys!

Yeah! We got over the rock wall!

And we got three more gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go!

We made it to Maze Cave!

[Jake] Which way does the map say to go?

The map only shows
how to get to Maze Cave,

not how to get through it.

Look. We're here, at the entrance.

The Goblet is here,
in the center of the maze!

[Flynn] Hm. We could get lost forever!

[Cubby] I'll use my sense of direction
to get us through the maze!

Follow me!

[Cubby] This way!

There it is!

[Cubby] The Enchanted Golden Goblet!

Shifting sands, you did it, Cubby!

You found the treasure!

Check it out. There's writing.

"This Golden Goblet belongs
to a true captain of the desert sands."

Captain Flynn, that's you!

[slurps]

Ah! It's filled with fresh water.

And the legend says
that it's always filled.

[Hook] And I shall prove it to you!

[all] Captain Hook!

How did you get through the maze?

Oh, It was easy.
You left footprints in the dust!

I'll take that Golden Goblet!

[sputtering]

[wheezing] Smee!

-Oh, dear! Let me dry you off, Captain.
-More water!

There's the proof.

It's enchanted, all right.

[whispering] Time to go!

Skully, bring up the rear
and hide all the footprints!

-Aye, aye, Jake!

-Sorry, Captain Hook...
-[shouts]

...but the Golden Goblet belongs
to "a true captain of the desert sands,"

not to you.

Yo-h*, let's go!

So long, you sneaky snook!

And so long, footprints!

-[Skully laughs]
-[coughing]

After them!
They've taken what I stole from them!

But, sir, the footprints, they're...

[all] Gone!

Which way do we go, Captain?

[Hook] Uh, to the right.

No! Left! No! Straight ahead!

Run, ye swabs!

We did it!

We found the Enchanted Golden Goblet,
got out of the maze,

and got four more gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go!

Mateys, before we go,

I'd like to say thank ye,
Map Master Cubby,

for all your map-reading help.

We couldn't have done it without ya!

Aw, coconuts!

[all] Yo-h*, Cubby!

Come on, everybody,
let's get back to Camille

over on Captain Flynn's ship!

Pixie dust away!

Yo-h*, way to go, mateys!

Thanks for helping Captain Flynn
find the Enchanted Golden Goblet!

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way-hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three...

[Izzy] Four, five, six...

[Jake] Seven, eight, nine, ten!

[Jake] Yo-h*! For solving pirate problems
today, we got ten gold doubloons!

Hey, Cubby, think you can find
that Never Land See-Saw again?

Don't need to, Jake!

May I present, our very own
Pirate Island See-Saw!

-All right!
-Yeah!

-Woo-hoo!
-Knew you'd like it!

[panting] Oh, dear.

We'll never find our way out of this maze.

[grunts] Lookie! A hatch.

Step aside! I shall escape first!

[all grunt]

At last, we are free!

Now, which way to the exit?

[Smee] Oh, double dear.

♪ To brew a batch of pirate rock
You'll need the recipe ♪

♪ Here's grandmama's ingredients
As handed down to me ♪

♪ You take a sailor song
With an old accordion ♪

♪ Then stew it up together
With some xylophone and drums ♪

♪ Stir it with guitar
And a dash of minor key ♪

♪ Then sing across the quarter deck
And send it out to sea ♪

♪ Yo-h*, sing it from the crow's nest ♪

♪ Yo-h*, X it on the spot ♪

♪ Yo-h*, rock it on the ocean ♪

♪ That's the recipe for pirate rock ♪

♪ Just like grandma used to make it ♪

♪ Mix it up in a galley pot ♪

♪ That's the recipe for pirate rock ♪