02x30 - Sand Pirate Cubby!/Song of the Desert

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yoo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true ♪

-Let's go!
-[bell dinging]

♪ With Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course together
Come on and join the crew ♪

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

One more time!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

[Jake] Sand Pirate Cubby!

[animal calls]

[Cubby] Camille!

What are you doing here?

[grunts]

Whoa! It's a message.

From Captain Flynn.

"Ahoy, sandlubbers!

I be looking for able-bodied buccaneers

who want to try out
to become Sand Pirates!

I be needing some specially-trained
Sand Pirates to help me,

if ever I'm in a sticky
or sandy situation.

Yo-h*, Captain Flynn."

-Count me in!
-[grunting]

Say, mateys!
Wanna help Cubby become a Sand Pirate?

Great! Keep a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them and put them
in our Team Treasure Chest.

Is everybody ready?

I got my sword!

I got my map!

And I've got my pixie dust!

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly.

But only in emergencies.

Yo-h*, let's go to the Never Land Desert!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

[all] Ahoy, Captain Flynn!

Ahoy, me little buccaneers!

Who's come to see
if they has what it takes

to be a Sand Pirate?

Me, me!

Well done, Master Cubby.

Now, meet me other
Sand Pirate in training.

[all] Bones?

Aye, aye.

I've always dreamed of sailing the sands

and finding desert treasure
like me hero, Captain Flynn.

Wow, it was really nice of Captain Hook
to let you try out for this.

Oh, well, you know,

the captain always has me
best interests at heart.

[Hook] What in thunder is this?

Bones has abandoned ship
to join that sand-blasting,

sand dune show-off Captain Flynn?

Oh, he thought you wouldn't mind, sir.

Well, he thought incorrectly.

Why would anyone want to leave me,
the mighty Captain Hook?

Me own crew is the finest band
of buccaneers ever to sail the Never Sea.

-[water splashes]
-[Sharky grunts]

Great buckets of barnacles!

-[grunting] Oh!
-[Sharky shouting]

[muffled] Push on, men.

We've got a shipmate to get
back aboard the Jolly Roger,

where he belongs!

Listen up, boys. Here's what you gotta do
to be one of me Sand Pirates.

You gotta get a camel
to jump across the trickiest trails.

You gotta surf the sandiest sand dunes.

And finally, you gotta go
to the deepest and hottest

part of the desert
and find the Giant Sand Castle,

which once belonged to the ancient pirates
of the Never Land Desert.

Oi! All those Sand Pirate-y things
to do sound hard.

That's for sure.

But don't worry, Bones.
If we team up, we can do this together.

Together? You and me?

It's a deal, little matey.

[Flynn] Now, your task is to find
the Giant Sand Castle

hidden deep in the desert.

It's said to be filled
with a golden treasure.

-[grunting]
-♪ I want to be a Sand Pirate ♪

[Cubby] ♪ Surfing waves on sandy dunes ♪

♪ I want to be a Sand Pirate ♪

♪ On a desert gold as gold doubloons ♪

I sure hope they pass
the Sand Pirate test.

Oh, they'll be fine.

As long as they keep
their eyes open for trouble.

Like Captain Hook.

And there he is!

That rapscallion Bones went this way.

Let's follow along,
and make sure that that slippery sea snake

doesn't bother me
Sand Pirates in training.

Oh! The path is blocked
by all those prickly plants.

How will we get past?

Well, Captain Flynn said Sand Pirates
have to get a camel

to jump across the trickiest trails.

All we gotta do is get Camille
to jump over

the prickly cactus plants
and make it across Prickly Path.

They went this way, boys.
Follow me, and step lively.

Ready to cactus jump, Camille?

[grunting] Uh-uh.

Aw, come on, Camille.

If you don't do this,
I won't get to be a Sand Pirate.

Me neither. Please help us.

Please!

[grunts]

[both] Thanks!

Jump! Jump! Jump!

Yo-h*, way to go.

We got through the Prickly Path,
and we got two gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go find
the Giant Sand Castle.

And then we'll be Sand Pirates!

[Hook groaning]

Oh, blast!

Me poor bottom.

Where are we, Cubby?

[Cubby] The Surfing Sand Dunes.

[Bones] Ooh, sounds like fun. [chuckles]

[both whooping]

Aha! We're getting much closer now.

It's time to grab and snatch, Bones.

Look alive, mateys! It's Hook.

We've gotta stop him.

I've got just the thing.

Ready the Sand Cannon!

Let it blow.

-[engine sputters]
-[screaming]

[thuds]

Ahoy, Captain Hook.

[Camille panting]

-Made it!
-[Camille sighing]

Well, we might have gotten up here, but...

[nervous chuckle]
getting down might be a little tricky.

[groans]

Bones, you're a genius!

Captain Flynn said that Sand Pirates
need to surf the sandiest sand dunes.

And that's what you just did.

I am a genius.

[laughing] I am!

Let's all surf down the sand dune.

[Cubby] Woo-hoo!

-[all cheering]
-[Cubby] Sand-surf-abunga!

We surfed down the sand dune,
and we got three more gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go.

We're one step closer
to being real Sand Pirates.

[Smee] Coming through!

[shouting]

What's Hook doing out here?

Where there's treasure,
there's the captain.

And if he knows we're looking
for the Giant Sand Castle,

then you know he's on his way to get it
before we find it.

Aw, coconuts!

We've gotta find the castle first,
or we won't get to be Sand Pirates.

[gasps] Say it ain't so!

If only I had water to wet me whistle.

If only I could find Bones.

[groaning]

[Bones] Captain, are you all right?

Bones? Is that you?
I must be seeing things.

No, it's me, Captain.

But what about you?
Looks like you need a little water.

Here.

[all gulping]

[all sighing]

You are a life-saver, Bones.

But I thought you left me to join
that sandy, swashbuckling swab, Flynn.

Oh, I'd never leave you.

You'll always be me
number one captain, Captain.

And what about your wanting
to be a Sand Pirate?

Oh, that's just a part-time thing.

Doesn't matter now.

We were supposed to find
the Giant Sand Castle.

-But we... we failed.
-[rumbling]

Oh, not so, me hearties.

Even though you didn't find the castle,
you did something way more important.

You helped a mate in need,

and that is what truly makes
a Sand Pirate.

Well done! You both passed the test.

Awesome coconuts! Now we're Sand Pirates.

And we got five more gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go.

Oh, I sure wish we could have found
that big old Giant Sand Castle.

[chuckles]
Well, you're practically on top of it!

[rumbling]

-[Cubby] Wow!
-[Bones] Look at that!

-Great galleons!
-Thunder and lightning!

[Smee] Amazing!

Why, that's the legendary
Giant Sand Castle.

Now remember, lads.

Always be at the ready if I ever need
the help of me Sand Pirates.

[both] Aye, aye, Captain Flynn!

Uh, pardon me, Captain Flynn,

but I've heard tell this Sand Castle
is filled with golden treasure.

Is it true?

Aye, that it is, Hook. Help yourself.

With pleasure!

Okay, crew. It's time
we head back to Pirate Island.

But it's such a long way.

Not a problem, Cubby.

Pixie dust away!

-[all] Goodbye!
-Bye, Captain Flynn.

[Flynn] Farewell to ye!

Thanks for helping Cubby
become a Sand Pirate, mateys!

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on. Count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!

[Jake] Yo-h*.

For solving pirate problems today,
we got ten gold doubloons.

And we've got our own giant sand castle.

Made by a genuine Sand Pirate... me!

Soon the treasure
of the Giant Sand Castle will be mine.

Oh, my. The golden treasure
of the Giant Sand Castle is...

sand!

Sand... blast!

[Jake] Song of the Desert.

♪ Oh, my name be Captain Flynn ♪

♪ A-sailin' on the desert wind ♪

♪ I'm the legendary Captain Flynn ♪

Ha-ha!

[Hook] Blast.

What's he doing back here?

♪ Oh, my name be Captain Flynn ♪

Why, he's singing.

Like a birdie, he is.

You know, the three of you
would make a delightful trio.

Ah. A delightful trio.

Lads, I want you to ask Flynn
to sing with you at a concert.

Somewhere far, far away from here.

And while you're gone,

Smee and I will plunder
his Golden Pirate Beetle.

Oh, sounds good, sir,
but there is no concert.

Exactly.

Pretend there's a concert
and fool that Flynn.

So, you two want me to sing with you

at a special Swashbuckling
Shanty Singing Songfest

that's far, far away from here?

That be the one, Captain.

Why, I'd be honored!

[Jake] Yay-hey.

-Sounds exciting.
-[Sharky] Jake?

[stammering] Where'd you come from, matey?

We were down below deck,
shaking sand out of our boots.

Jake and his sea rats? Blast!

If you'll excuse me, little mateys,
I'm off to join Sharky and Bones

at the Swashbuckling
Shanty Singing Songfest.

Hang on.
I've never heard of this songfest before.

You sure this isn't one
of old Feather Hat's sneaky tricks?

Hmm. Good point.

For a long time,

Captain Hook has been looking
to swipe me pyramid's treasure.

Like me precious Golden Pirate Beetle.

Not to worry, Captain Flynn.

We'll pirate-sit your pyramid
while you're gone,

and we'll make sure Captain Hook
doesn't cause any trouble.

A fortune of thanks to ye, mateys.

In case ye needs me help,

just pull the red lever on the wall
to set off me pyramid alarm.

♪ Have you heard of Captain Flynn? ♪

Aye, aye, Captain.

Say, mateys, want to help us
pirate-sit the pyramid?

Yay-hey, okay!
Keep a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them and put them
in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

This must be where Captain Flynn
keeps his Golden Pirate Beetle.

And look. A fancy red lever.

Careful, Cubby.

Captain Flynn said
if we pull the red lever,

it will set off the alarm.

[doorbell rings]

[gasps] Oh, no! The alarm!

That's no alarm. It's just the doorbell.

-[Izzy] Who is it, Jake?
-[Jake] I don't know.

-No one's there.
-[doorbell rings]

[Izzy] Hey, someone left a note.

The note says,

"Don't look behind you."

Huh?

[all] Captain Hook!

[grunts] Ah-ha-ha!

-[shouts]
-[thuds]

-[grunts]
-[Skully] Aw, crackers!

We fell for the oldest trick
in the sneaky snook book.

That's right.
The old pirate-pyramid doorbell ditch!

We sure didn't see that coming.

Now, would you please open the door?

Sorry, but I have
a Golden Pirate Beetle to plunder.

Ah, ta-ta!

Aw, coconuts!

Now how are we gonna get
back inside the pyramid?

The peephole is still open.

All we need is someone small enough
to squeeze right through

and open the door to let us in.

And I wonder who that could be.

Open, says me!

Way to go, Skully.

We opened up the door of the pyramid,
and we got two gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go find Captain Hook.

[Hook] Watch it, Smee,
you're stepping on me foot!

[Smee] Oh, dear. Sorry, Captain.

Hook must have gone this way
to get the Golden Pirate Beetle.

Should we pull the alarm
and warn Captain Flynn?

I think we can handle
old Feather Hat by ourselves.

Skully's right.

Besides, we don't want to spoil
Captain Flynn's first concert.

♪ Who hasn't heard of Captain Flynn? ♪

♪ He's a super famous buccaneer ♪

♪ Well, it's true I had a fine career ♪

♪ He knows the sea
Like the back of his hand ♪

♪ Now I set my sails across the sand ♪

♪ Oh, my name be Captain Flynn ♪

♪ The legendary Captain Flynn ♪

-♪ The legendary-- ♪
-Don't overdo it, boys.

♪ Captain Flynn ♪

There it is, Smee.

The Golden Pirate Beetle.

[shrieks, groans]

Blasted Flynn and his booby traps!

Looks like someone needs a little help.

Captain Hook never needs help.

No, but Mr. Smee does.
You know, if you're offering.

[laughing] All right, Mr. Smee.

We'll let you and Captain Hook
out of the cage,

but only if you promise
not to cause any more trouble.

Me? Cause trouble?

I wouldn't dream of it, dear girl.

Maybe if we all pull on this vine,

we can lift the cage
and free Hook and Smee.

[all] Pull! Pull!

Yay-hey!

We freed Hook and Smee from the cage,
and we got four more gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go.

Let's grab them, indeed.

Yay-hey, no way!

You promised you wouldn't cause
any more trouble.

Yes, but swiping this treasure
is no trouble at all.

See? Ha-ha!

What in plunder?

[stammering] Bug!

[screaming]

[sings the charge song]

[buzzing]

[shouting] Oh, dear!

Shoo! Go away!

-Let's get outta here!
-Whoa!

Smee! Go, go!

Sorry, Captain.

Blasted beetles! Move like the wind, Smee!

Hurry!

We oughta pull the alarm
and call for Captain Flynn!

[slowly] ♪ Who hasn't heard
Of Captain Fly... ♪

You know, lads, I, uh,

thought we would have been
at the songfest by now.

[alarm ringing]

[gasps] Me pirate pyramid's alarm!

[shrieking]

Let's get out of here, Smee!

But we left the Golden Beetle.

Whatever you say, Captain.

We've gotta put
the Golden Pirate Beetle back

to stop this bug swarm.

Look! With all these beetles bugging him,
Hook must have dropped it.

But how can we get it back
where it belongs

with all these bugs in the way?

This is an emergency!

Pixie dust away!

I got this one, mateys.

Hold on, mateys! Captain Flynn's a-comin'.

Yay-hey!

We used pixie dust to put
the Golden Pirate Beetle

back where it belongs,
and we got four more gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go.

Ahoy, mateys.

I heard the alarm a-soundin'.

Is everything all right?

Captain Hook tried to hook
the Golden Beetle,

but everything's shipshape now.

Why, I knew me pyramid home
was safe in your hands.

And I was right!

'Tis a shame our pirate trio
never got to sing

in the Swashbuckling Shanty
Singing Songfest, boys.

[sighs] Truth be told, Captain,
there weren't no songfest.

'Twas all the captain's sneaky scheme
to get you away from your pyramid,

so he could swipe
the Golden Pirate Beetle.

-We're sorry.
-Oh, so sorry, Captain.

We really wish we could still sing
with you in a pirate-y trio.

Well, maybe we still can.

♪ Oh, it's buccaneers we be ♪

♪ Singin' pirates right on key ♪

♪ If a shanty song be what ye need ♪

♪ We can sing in three-part harmony ♪

♪ Buccaneers we three ♪

♪ The singin' buccaneers are we ♪

♪ On the sand and on the sea ♪

♪ The singin' buccaneers are we ♪

Thanks for helping us pirate-sit
Captain Flynn's pyramid, mateys.

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on. Count with us.

[all] Yeah!

-[Jake] One, two...
-[Cubby] Three, four, five, six...

[Izzy] Seven, eight, nine, ten!

[Jake] Yo-h*!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got ten gold doubloons.

And I'm still pirate-sitting.

See? I'm sitting on a pirate!

[all laughing]

[Hook] Blasted bugs!

Thanks to them, once again,
I end up with no treasure at all.

Oh, but look, you've brought back
a little friend.

Little friend? What little friend?

-[buzzing]
-[screaming]

I hate bugs!

♪ To brew a bunch of pirate rock
You'll need the recipe ♪

♪ Here's Grandmama's ingredients
As handed down to me ♪

♪ You take a sailor song
With an old accordion ♪

♪ Let's do it up together
With some xylophone and drums ♪

♪ Stir it with guitar
And a dash of minor key ♪

♪ Then sing across the quarter deck
And send it out to sea ♪

♪ Yo-h*, sing it from the crow's nest ♪

♪ Yo-h*, X it on the spot ♪

♪ Yo-h*, rock it on the ocean ♪

♪ That's the recipe for pirate rock ♪

♪ Just like Grandma used to make it ♪

♪ Mix it up in a galley pot ♪

♪ That's the recipe for pirate rock ♪