02x38 - F-F-Frozen Never Land!/Little Stinkers

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yoo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true ♪

-Let's go!
-[bell dinging]

♪ With Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course together
Come on and join the crew ♪

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

One more time.

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

[Jake] F-F-Frozen Never Land!

[Cubby] We've been hit
by a buccaneer blizzard!

I'm gonna wave my arms and legs
and make a pirate snow angel!

I'm going to build a snow castle!

[sneezes]

Sorry, mateys, no can play.

I caught the Never Land Birdie Flu!

Aww. You need warm liquids,
like birdseed broth!

And a nice thick feather blanket.

Brr.

Even those won't keep Skully warm today!
It's f-f-freezing!

[shivering] Yeah!
Can we crank up the heat?

If only we had Fire Red Rubies.
Those gems are really hot, hot, hot!

Mateys, check this out.

We can find those rubies here,
in Fire Red Ruby Valley!

Cool! I mean, hot.

Mateys, let's find the Fire Red Rubies
so we can warm up Skully!

-Yo-h*, let's--
-[knocking on door]

-Who could that be?
-[knocking continues]

Cold enough for ya?

[all] Percy!

In the feathers!
When I saw this blizzard, I thought,

Percy, it's a perfect time
to visit your pals on Pirate Island.

But we were just heading to Never Land
to find Fire Red Rubies to warm up Skully.

He got the Never Land Birdie Flu!

Oh, poor parrot! Why, who better
to help you cross frozen Never Land

to aid a feathered friend than a penguin?

Awesome, Percy! We'll be right out!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

Ah, love that cool breeze.

A stiff wind flutterin' me feathers!

Arctic air soothin' me...

Oh, hang on!
Hey, mates, pirate-y ship ahead!

It's the Jolly Roger.

Ahoy, Captain Hook! Need any help?

No! Captain Hook
needs nothing from no one!

Well, just let us know.

We're off to find some Fire Red Rubies.

In Fire Red Ruby Valley. See ya!

Uh, Captain, are you sure
we shouldn't have asked them for help?

Our dear old ship is frozen solid
in the icy Never Sea!

I know! We could melt the ice

if we had them famous F-f-fire Red Rubies
Jake told us about.

I've got it!

We are going in search
of the legendary Fire Red Rubies!

It's like he can read me mind.

-[Jake] Yeah!
-[Izzy] Yippee!

-Woo-hoo!
-[giggles]

Oh, it's a Never Land Snow Day.

Too bad we don't have time to play!

Well, you know what? Getting to Fire Red
Ruby Valley just might prove to be fun!

Which way, Cubby?

We should head up Frosted Trail,
straight ahead!

[Hook] Faster, men!

I want those blasted Fire Red Rubies!
Every last one!

Aw, coconuts!

There's no way Hook will leave any Fire
Red Rubies for us to keep Skully warm!

Well then, mateys,
it's a race for the rubies!

Let's move!

Frosted Trail crosses
this big empty field, but today,

it's not very empty.

[Izzy] It's all giant snow drifts!

It'll take hours to get across this!

But only minutes if I pull off
the ol' Penguin Hole-Punch!

The who-what-when-where?

Stand back as I demonstrate.

-Right. Somebody say "go."
-[all] Go!

Pow! Pow! Pow!

-Awesome!
-Cool.

Oh, come along!
I've made a nice tunnel for ya!

[all] Yo-h*, let's Snow-Go!

[all whooping]

We did it!

We got through the snowdrifts,
and we got three gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go!

We made it!

That's Fire Red Ruby Valley!

[Hook] Keep your eyes open, men.

Ugh! Captain Hook made it, too!

I want to find those Fire Red Rubies!

[all yelling]

That buys us a little time!

But how do we find the Fire Red Rubies?

Mateys! Look!

That red glow!
I bet there's something hot in that pit!

[all] The Fire Red Rubies!

[echoing] The Fire Red Rubies!

[gasps] The Fire Red Rubies!

-Move it, men!
-[grunting, gasping]

Now's our chance,
before Hook gets there and takes them!

But how do we get down fast?

[Izzy] If only we had sleds.

Who needs a sled?
I'm going to sled penguin-style.

[grunts] Follow me!

Come on, mates! Yeah!

-[Izzy whoops]
-[Cubby] Awesome! Yeah!

♪ With penguin-style
I'm sleddin' sliding ♪

♪ Whooshing, shushing through the snow ♪

♪ I'm belly surfing on my tummy, gliding ♪

♪ Everybody, look out below! ♪

♪ Oh, no, there's no toboggan needed
You're slippery when seated ♪

♪ Just make sure
That you're pointed downhill ♪

♪ And then penguin or pirate ♪

♪ You're slippin' and slidin' ♪

-Yeah!
-♪ Woo-hoo, what a wonderful thrill ♪

-Yippee!
-Yeah!

♪ Yes, we're penguin pirate sliding ♪

♪ A snowy race and riding ♪

♪ And you know it's all downhill ♪

[all cheering]

-Yay-hey!
-Yeah!

We slid to the pit before Captain Hook

and got two more gold doubloons!

Let's grab them
and go get those Fire Red Rubies!

-Freeze, popinjays!
-[all] Captain Hook!

That is I!
And I claim these rubies as me own.

But, Captain Hook,
we need those rubies for a good cause.

I need them for a better cause. My own!

Men, grab those rubies!

But, Captain Hook, you don't understand!

-Ooh! Hot! Hot!
-Aah! Ow!

They're too hot to handle, Captain.

We'll never get them to the Jolly Roger
to free it from the ice!

Is that why you need the Fire Red Rubies?
To help free the Jolly Roger?

We'd be glad to share the rubies!

First we can use them
to melt your ship free,

then take them back to warm up Skully.

He's got the Never Land Birdie Flu.

But the blasted rubies
are too hot to touch.

How will we ever get them to me ship?

This sounds like an emergency!

You said it, Jake! Pixie dust away!

Hang on! I'm flying!

Wha... I'm the very first flying penguin!

All right, puny pirates.
So the rubies are floating.

But you still can't touch them
to get them to me ship!

Oh, yeah?
Time for a little batting practice!

[all] Yeah!

Come on, mateys! Let's keep them going,

all the way to the Jolly Roger!

[Hook] The puny pests did it!

I suppose some sort of thank you
is in order.

[men] Thank you, sea pups!

You're all welcome.

But now we have another problem!

The Fire Red Rubies!

They're... sunk.

And so are we!

We can't dive into that icy water
to get them or we'll freeze.

[mimics fanfare] Never fear, penguin here!

Just one more thing we penguins
are born to do... dive into frigid waters!

[chuckles] Two Fire Red Rubies... to go!

[all] Hooray, Percy!

We've freed Captain Hook's vessel from
the ice and saved the Fire Red Rubies,

penguin-style!

And we got four more gold doubloons!
Let's grab them and go warm up Skully!

Cracklin' hot crackers!
I feel better already!

Glad to hear it, Skully.
I never like to see a fine flyin' matey

grounded by the birdie flu!

Thanks! Uh, don't you wanna come over
and warm your toes?

Oh, no thank you, Skully!
Gotta be careful, ya see!

Those rubies will melt me
snow-cone lickety-split!

Mmm! Cold and frosty!

Mateys, thanks for helping us
find the Fire Red Rubies

to keep Skully warm!

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on. Count with us.

-[coins jingle]
-[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three...

[Izzy] Four, five...

[Jake] Six, seven, eight, nine.

Yo-h*!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got nine gold doubloons!

And one nice warm hideout,

thanks to these Fire Red Rubies!

And me, Percy!

[Hook] At last!

Me ship is free of the ice,
and I can now sail off

to plunder and pilfer as I so love to do!

[men sneezing]

[groaning] Sorry, Captain.

I'm afraid we've all caught ourselves
one terrible cold.

[shivering] Could you heat us up
some nice hot birdseed broth, sir?

I'm not your nursemaid, you... [sneezes]

[moaning] Fie and flotsam!

[sneezes]

[Jake] Little Stinkers!

[Hook sniffs] Something stinks.

-[sniffing]
-Beggin' your pardon, Captain.

Is it time for me weekly washin'?

Bah! It is not the odor o' piratey pits
offending me senses.

This stench is worse.

[sniffing, gasps] Blustering barnacles!

What have you been eatin', Bones?

Your breath smells like rotten oysters
at low tide!

[chuckles] Oh, it's not me breath
you're smellin', Captain.

It's me new little addition
to the crew, Stinkette!

[all gasp]

Cute little Skunk Bug, eh?

I found her floating
on a piece of driftin' driftwood.

Oh, and don't worry,
you'll get used to the smell.

I most certainly will not!

Get that malodorous buggy bug off me ship!

Aw, but, Captain, Stinkette's me pet!

I even made up a little song for her,
inspired by the sounds of nature.

[hoots] Lookee that, Captain?
The darlin' littel thing is dancin'!

♪ Stick around Skunk Bug ♪

♪ Stick around Skunk Bug ♪

That's quite enough!

I don't care how cute you think it is.

Put that bug back to sea!

Oh... Aye aye, Captain,

but can we at least set her free
on the nearest island?

Absolutely not.

'Tis a shame...

what with Pirate Island
bein' right over there.

Pirate I...?

I mean, "Absolutely not a bad idea!"

[chuckles] We'll let the puny pirates
deal with this little stinker.

[giggles]

Goodbye, Stinkette.

He shoots! And... Pee-yew!

Hey! What do you mean? I made it!

Sorry, I mean... [sniffs, groans]
Something really stinks!

[sniffing] Aye! Or should I say, "Ew"?

We better check it out, mateys.

[sniffs] Whoa!

I found the little stinker! Right here!

How about that? It's a Skunk Bug.

Oh, she's a little cutey! [sniffs, gasps]

With a powerful... perfume.

I wonder how she ended up here?

I don't know,
but Pirate Island isn't big enough

for that Skunk Bug and our crew...

and we're not leavin'!

Never Land is a big place.
Maybe we can find a home for her there!

Like Stinkpot Swamp!

Come on, mateys! Let's all go find
the Skunk Bug a place to live,

where no one will mind her stinky smell!

Keep a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a Pirate Problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them
and put them in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's hold our noses and go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

[bug snoring]

[sighs] I'll never forget
me beloved Stinkette.

How could you?

It smells like she is still aboard!

Are you sure you only had one
of those bugs here?

Oh, Captain, there could never be
another bug like me Stinkette.

♪ Stick around Skunk Bug ♪

♪ Stick around Skunk Bug ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, stick around Skunk Bug ♪

There you go, girl.
What do you think of Stinkpot Swamp?

[chuckles] I think she likes it here.

Of course she does!

Stinkpot Swamp and that bug
were made for each other,

they both stink! Pee-yew!

Awesome coconuts!

We took the Skunk Bug to Stinkpot Swamp,
and we got four gold doubloons.

Let's grab them
and go get some fresh air! Whoa!

[croaking]

[hooting]

[Jake chuckles] Looks like she really
enjoys the music of the swamp.

-Goodbye, little bug!
-Farewell!

-See ya!
-Smell ya later!

Yo-h*, crew! Job well done!

Crackers! It's the Jolly Roger,
flying a red distress flag.

-Old Feather Hat must need our help!
-[bell dings]

Ahoy, Captain Hook! Are you in trouble?

Aye! Me ship's been overrun by...

[all] Ew!

Stinky, smelly Skunk Bugs!

Oh, help! Shoo, bugs, shoo!

Mr. Smee's got bug trouble, too!

I was making me Codfish Stew
when they just came at me!

Oh, they do smell awful!

Shoo I say! Oh, shoo!

Hang tight, Mr. Smee! We'll save ya!

What do you know...

they were after me stew!

[Smee chuckling] They love it!

Look, Sharky!
Another smelly little friend.

Looks like he wants to hear a song.

A-one! A-two!

♪ Stick around Skunk Bug ♪

♪ Stick around Skunk Bug ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, stick around Skunk Bug ♪

[both yelling]

[Sharky] Do you see what I just saw?

We all saw it, Sharky! It's that tune!

It makes the Skunk Bugs
dance and multiply!

Each one becomes two!

And the tune sounds exactly
like the music of Stinkpot Swamp.

Oh no! I bet the swamp music

is making even more Skunk Bugs
on Never Land!

Oh, dear. The whole place
will be crawlin' with them!

Captain Hook, we have to go
fix a Skunk Bug problem on Never Land!

We shall help you puny pirates...

if you promise to rid the Jolly Roger
of its Skunk Bugs as well!

We'll do our best!

But how can we lure the bugs away
from Never Land and the Jolly Roger?

We could use Mr. Smee's Codfish Stew!
The bugs really do love it!

Correction! They did love it!
It's all gone!

We'll have to rustle up
another big batch of the stuff!

Then we can lead the Skunk Bugs
far away...

To Far Faraway Island. Nobody lives there!

It's the perfect place for them!

Yo-h*, mateys! Let's get cookin'!

♪ Oh, what's that smell, me hearties? ♪

♪ It must be Mr. Smee ♪

♪ There's a stinky lot
In his cookin' pot ♪

♪ That'll knock you off your feet ♪

♪ Oh, what's that smell, me hearties? ♪

Is it Codfish a la Smee?

♪ Don't you sniff
Or you'll catch a whiff ♪

♪ Of a stinky recipe ♪

Izzy, I'd say getting the Skunk Bugs
off Never Land

is definitely an emergency!

Pixie dust away!

It's the Stew Brew to the rescue!

Don't forget the Jolly Roger!
It's crawling with stinky things.

-No problem.
-Yoo-hoo! Skunk buggies!

We've got a nice fresh batch
of Codfish Stew!

Skunk Bugs can't fly!

How can they follow
our stinky pot o' stew?

With a pinch more pixie dust away!

At last! Me ship is Skunk Bug free!

Yo-h*!

For leading the Skunk Bugs
off the Jolly Roger

we got three more gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go to Stinkpot Swamp!

Here we are!

Stinkpot Swamp!

Crackers! Look at the bugs!
There's a kajillion of them!

We were right! The music is making more
and more Skunk Bugs!

Here buggy, buggy, buggy!

Come on! Far Faraway Island is this way!

There you go, little stinkers!

Home, sweet... smelly home!

Ugh!

Yay-hey!

We lured all the stinky Skunk Bugs
to Far Faraway Island!

And we got four more gold doubloons!

Let's grab them
and go catch our breath! Pee-yew!

Mateys, thanks for helping us find a home
for the stinky Skunk Bugs!

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on. Count with us.

-[coins jingle]
-[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three, four...

[Jake] Five, six, seven...

[Izzy] Eight, nine, ten, 11.

[Jake] Yo-h*!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got 11 gold doubloons.

And no more stinky smells!

[sniffs] Wait.

[coughs] What's that smell?

It's a new recipe I learned from Mr. Smee.

Codfish and chips
with a side of fungus cookies!

[both] Pee-yew!

[Hook] I smell something!

[sighs] I just know
we have a Skunk Bug stowaway!

[sniffing]

-[Sharky] Sorry, mates.
-[gasps]

Had to take them boots off
and let me footsies breathe.

-[gasping]
-Oh, my!

♪ To brew a batch of Pirate Rock
You'll need the recipe ♪

♪ Here's grandmama's ingredients
As handed down to me ♪

♪ You take a sailor song
With an old accordion ♪

♪ Then stew it up together
With some xylophone and drums ♪

♪ Stir it with guitar
And a dash of minor key ♪

♪ Then sing across the quarter deck
And send it out to sea ♪

♪ Yo-h*! Sing it from the Crew's Nest ♪

♪ Yo-h*! X it on the spot ♪

♪ Yo-h*! Rock it on the ocean ♪

♪ That's the recipe for Pirate Rock ♪

♪ Just like grandma used to make it ♪

♪ Mix it up in a galley pot ♪

♪ That's the recipe for Pirate Rock ♪