01x07 - The World is My Circus

[bunniefuu]

Greetings, citizens
of acmetropolis!

Feast your eyes

On the interstellar
orbiting space circus,

The greatest show
in the universe!

Come, meet the spectacular
galactic oddities

Gathered form every corner
of the galaxy

For your eye-popping
enjoyment.

You'll be thrilled, chilled,

And astounded.

So run, don't walk...

To the greatest show
in the universe!

[Cheering]

And without further ado,

I give you

The galactic oddities!

Aroo!

Grrr!

Squawk!

[Gasp]
[gasp]

Aroo!

Ohh!
Ohh!

Aroo!

[Crowd screams]

[Squawking]

[Cheering]

[Squawking, growling]

These bizarre creatures
were found wandering

The astro nebula

Of the logrankian galaxy.

Aroo!

[Squawking]

Aroo!

Don't try this
at home, kiddies.

Otto the odd

Is a trained professional.

[Slurping]

[Sinister laughter]

[Crowd gasps]

[Laughter and cheering]

[Chattering]

The perfect specimen.

Hit him with the sonic
dna scrambler.

Heh heh heh.

How about a little
crocodile in the mix?

[Beeping]

I don't feel so good.

Arrghh!

Grr...

Grr!

Hon, did you
hear something?

Tommy?

Arrggh!

Arrggh!

Welcome,

My new galactic oddity.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha!

In the year 2772,

A meteor strikes

The city planet
of acmetropolis,

Knocking it off its axis.

This cosmic event releases
supernatural forces,

Unleashing a new kind of hero...

The loonatics.

Hello, my precious,
precious beauties.

Aroo!

Time for dinner.

[Chittering]

Hey! Get back here!

[Chittering]

[Screeching]

[Growling]

[Chittering]
huh?

[Roars]

Unh!
[Chittering]

Otto, what's
going on in here?

Unh! We never should've
mixed her dna

With a chameleon lizard.

That's trouble
with a capital "t."

How did it get out
of its cage?

I let it out.

She'll lead them
right to us.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Tech,
is that a new toy?

My latest and perhaps
greatest invention,

The gluco gel 9000.

The plasma energy core

Fires an impenetrable
gelatinous substance,

Which provides a safe
and effective way

To trap all enemies.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where's zodavia?

Did somebody forget to pay
the holocom bill again?

Patience is a virtue, duck.

What are you,
a fortune cookie?

It's not like her
to stand us up.

You sure we got
the time right?

Put a sock in it, guys.

I'm hearing something
I don't like.

Please.

It's probably the sound
of slam's stomach gurgling.

[Gurgling]

[Screech]
aah!

Told you so.

[Chittering]

[Screeches]

That hideous beast
is invading hq!

Run for your lives!

I mean...attack?

Attack!

Wait a sec, duck.

[Grunting]

[Screeching]

[Chittering]

Ha!

Once again,
I have saved the day.

Duck, give me a break.

Watch out!

Hah!

Hunh.

[Screech]
what?!

I think
it likes you, ace.

Hey, check out
the collar there, lexi.

It's from the space circus.

Wow! A galactic oddity.

Poor thing. It must have
escaped and gotten lost.

Eew! Don't touch it!

It's probably infested

With intergalactic
blood-sucking fleas!

I say
we get rid of it pronto!

[Chittering]

I think it's time

We take a trip
to the big top.

Let's jet.

Maybe we'll get free passes

To the interstellar
orbiting space circus

For doing a good deed

Returning the galactic
oddity to its home.

Oh, yes!
That'll be so cool.

I love the circus.

There's so much
good stuff to eat.

Candy and popcorn
and delicious taffy.

And it better be
totally sweet, sweet, sweet.

Hey, zip it,
lizard lips.

This is all
your fault.

You're free to go,
little one.

You heard him, chimpzilla.

Shoo! Scram. Buzz off.

[Chittering]

[Screeching]

I think she wants us
to follow her.

[Sniffing]

Something in this place
smells fishy.

Oh, that would be you.

[Chittering]

Security, go and retrieve
our new stars.

[Roar]

[Chittering]

Maybe these guys can help.

We have your lost friend.

Can we get free passes
to the circus?

That'd be totally
sweet, sweet, sweet.

But first, take back your
fuzzy lizard thing

Before we all catch monkey flu.

Grrr!

Grrr!

Aah!

Ohh!

Ahh!

Hey! What's the big idea?

Ok, now you've
asked for it.

Eat egg, wise guy!

Hyah!

Hyah!

[Gasp]

Hyah!

And in the center ring...

I've waited a long time
for this moment.

Ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha.

What, no clowns?

Nope. Not even
a dancing bear.

Fascinatin'.

Tech, check out
the hardware.

How's the hackin', tech?

Genetic manipulation codes.

Human mixed
with every animal

On the zoological
spectrum.

It's an experimentation log.

A most disturbing one.

Let me get this straight.

These freaks are human?

[Alarm ringing]

Watch out!
It's a trap!

Unh!
Unh!

[Grunting]

These cylinders
must have been designed

To withstand
our individual powers.

Brilliant observation.

They don't call you
egghead for nothing.

That's dr. Egghead
to you.

And what's your name,
fancy pants?

They call me
the ringmaster.

Doesn't ring a bell.

You might want to
hire a publicist.

I am the greatest showman
in the universe!

And you, my friends,

Are about to become
my new opening act.

Ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha!

[Video game
sound effects]

Hey, ringo, what's with
the carnie contraption?

I'm always trying
to improve my big top,

So I had
this device built

To accommodate your
unique genetic makeup.

It will manipulate
your super-power dna

And transform you
into monstrous hybrids

Under my control.

[Muttering]

Ugh,
I'm with ya, slam.

I'm not clinically insane.

I'm a master performer.

By the way,
this is going to hurt.

A lot.

Otto, proceed.

[All screaming]

Tech, your gluco gel
thingy.

Here goes nothin'.

Otto! Otto,
what's happening?

He's gumming up the machine.

Aah!

Unh! Ooh.

What was that all about?

Hunh?
Hunh?

What?

[Coughing]

You wrecked my sonic
dna scrambler,

Spoiled my main attraction,

And I'm not sure,
but I think I chipped a tooth.

For that
you will pay dearly.

Ace, give him a laser blast.

Huh? Ohh!

Slam, give him
a tornado punch!

Grrr!

Huh?

It's time for you to get
in the center ring now.

Attention,
galactic oddities,

Round them up!

All of them!

Uh-oh. I hope you like
your eggs sunnyside up.

[Roar]

Heh heh, guess not.

This...is...

Totally ridiculous!

Excuse me.

Aah!

My powers
are not ridiculous.

Aah!

Uh-oh.

Uh! Aah!

Whoa! Ohh! Aah!

Whoa!

Eeh!
Yeow!

Rev.

Rev, pal, buddy,
speak to me.

He's gone.

And it's all my fault.

I'm sorry
for calling you

A disgrace to the bird
community.

I'm sorry for
stealing cookies

From your secret stash.

So you're the one!
I always suspected

It might be you,
but how could I just come out

And accuse you
without any proof?

Man, it's been buggin' me
for months!

I don't know why
I'm surprised, really.

Duck, if I had to
pick one teammate

Who would stoop so low...

I liked you better

When you were
a smoldering husk.

[Squawk]
aaah!

No fair hitting...ow!

Yuhh!

Now I'm quackin' mad.

Taste the wrath
of my laser vision!

Nyaa!

Ha ha!

Hee hee! Uh-oh!

Oh! Ahh!

No! Aah! Help!

I can't control it!

Yah! Duck,
close your eyes!

Eeh!

We can't keep this up.

And this pepe le pew look
definitely is not me.

I never thought
I'd say this,

But haul tail!

Where?! Which way?!

Yikes!

Yahh!

[Snarling]

What's goin' on here, tech?

My gluco gel 9000
destroyed the dna scrambler.

But not fast enough.

I mean, look at us!

It also mixed up
our genetic codes,

Which explains...

Why we've switched powers.

[Chittering]

Hey, monkey face!

This is all your fault!

Hyah! Hyah! Hunh!

[Blows raspberry]

[Grunting]

Well, look on
the bright side.

It can't get
any worse than this.

[Growling]

[All gasp]

[Roaring]

Ohh!

You had to say it,
didn't you?

Arrghh!

Ace, what's the plan?

Who's got slam's power?

Ooh, hey!
That would be me.

I am so grossed out.

That gorilla snake
licked me!

Yecch!

I'm gonna need
a hot bath quick!

I like slime.

We need a plan
and fast.

I can't live like this.

All right.
The way I see it,

We got to
somehow rebuild

The ringmaster's
sonic dna scrambler

And reverse
the transformation.

You up to it?

Normally it would take me
at least 2 days to reconstruct

A machine of that magnitude,

But with rev's super speed,
I need, say, oh...



Ok, then.
Make it 4 1/2.

Grrr!

Ace, those hybrid creatures
have amazing hearing.

We don't want to get
their attention.

Uh-oh.

Go, tech.
We'll cover for you.

Golly...

Slam, concentrate.

Pretend he stole
your lunch

And brain blast him!

Arrgghh!

That's it.

We can beat these guys
if we work together.

[Roar]

Give it up.

You!

Too slow.

Missed me.

Try and get...aah!

My turn.

Aah! Ooh!

That's for calling me egghead.

Nighty-night. Lights out.
Sweet dreams. See ya.

Eek!

Ack!

My beauties!

Huh. Reconstructed
in 4 minutes flat.

The genetic descrambler
ready to rescramble.

Aroo!

[Roaring]

[Chittering]

[Screeching]

I'm back. Hello, duck.

[Gasp]

You mean, all along,

That little monkey thing
was, uh...

Uh...heh heh.

You never looked better.

We need to talk.

[Gulp] sorry,
love to chat,

But gotta go stop
ringmaster.

Uh..eh...aah!

[Gasp]

And that's a wrap,
circus boy.

The show is over.

No. Actually the show
must go on!

But we have one last
surprise.

Feast your eyes on
our main attraction!

No! No!

Aaahh-h-h-h-h!

Ringmaster's only
the face of this circus.

I'm the real brains
under the big top.

He works for me!

Attack!

[Roar]

[Gasp]

Aah! No.
How could I let this happen?

I control this circus.

Silly monster,

Your tentacles
are no match for...

Danger duck!

Aah!

On your fist
is the contender.

[Roar]

[Crunch]

[Roar]

[Grunting]

Aah!

Whoop.

Oh, curses!

What have you done?!

Arrggh!

Ok, now I'm getting
annoyed.

Sound waves trigger
the dna transformations.

We need to create
a sonic boom.

Sonic boom, huh?

Yo, slam,
twist and shout!

Ok, rev, your turn.

Now, hit it hard!

Aah!

Ok, back off, loonatics!

The sonic vibrations

Could knock the big top
out of the sky!

[Alarm blaring]

[Explosions]

Aah!

Aah! Ooh!

[Babbling]

Uh-oh!

The space circus
just ran out of space.

All: aah!

Ow.

Unh!

Guys, shorty's on the run!

Aah!

[Grunts]

That was a lucky shot,
tech.

True genius
is never appreciated.

Stay calm, boys and girls.

The acme rescue unit
is here to take you home.

The ringmaster and otto
are both in custody,

And all the humans who were
turned into galactic oddities

Have been reunited
with their families.

Once again, acmetropolis
is in your debt.

Excellent work, as always.

Uh, anything else
you want to say, boss?

Nothing at the moment, ace.

Hmm.

Anybody here

Who you might want to
have a few words with?

I don't believe so.

Zodavia out.

Is she gone?

Yes, duck, she's gone.

You can relax now.

Whew! I thought for sure
I'd get busted

For ragging on her

When she was that
disgusting monkey thing.

Eew! Eee! Ack!

I guess this finally proves

That zodavia really does
like me best.

Oh, I did forget
one thing.

Duck, we need to talk.

Alone.

Now.

Ha ha ha ha!

Busted.

[Squeaks]

Help.