01x12 - Acmegeddon

[bunniefuu]

[Train roaring,
whistle blowing]

[Alarm blaring]

P.a.: Attention.

Prepare for the arrival of
the acmetropolis prison train.

Today we're transporting 4
of the most dangerous criminals

To a new maximum security
facility.

Computer voice:
sypher, power transfer.

Mastermind, diabolical genius.

Weather vane,
atmospheric control.

Massive,
gravity manipulation.

P.a.: These prison containers

Have completely neutralized
their powers,

And they will be
under the supervision

Of one of the most
courageous members

Of the loonatics.

Greetings, prisoners--

Losers, parasites,
scum of society.

I will be your jailer today,

So, sit back, relax,

And enjoy
your incarceration.

Yo, duck dude!

High-five.

Sorry, sypher,
I'm not falling

For your power-sucking
schemes.

In fact, you're all
wasting your time

If you're hoping
to bust out.

Shall I calculate
the odds on that?

Forget it, mastermind.

This ultra-high-security
transport tube

Is taking you
to an even more

Ultra-high-security
penitentiary.

Escape is, in a word,
impossible.

Face it, felons,

You're gonna be stuck
in those cells

For a long time.

Whoa!

Hey, who spat
the spitball?

I've never seen
anything like it.

Ever see anything like this?

Uhh...

Hey, wait a minute.

Get away from me!

Aah! Aah! Aaaahhh!

Hey, what happened to ma--
whoa!

[Gasping]

Uhh! Oh!

No, no, no!

Heeeelp!

Fascinating.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Hey, you can't escape.

I'm guarding you!

Whoa! Noooo!

Whoa! Where are we?

How did we get out here?

I brought you here.

I am optimatus.

In the year 2772,

A meteor strikes
the city planet of acmetropolis,

Knocking it off its axis.

This cosmic event releases
supernatural forces,

Unleashing a new kind of hero--

The loonatics.

[Choral singing]

Let me get this right.

You want to take down
the loonatics?

Why should we help you?

Do as I ask,

And you will forever rule
acmetropolis

And all its resources.

Any objections?

Well, on one hand,

We do owe him for
getting us out of jail.

But, on the other hand,

He's a cold-blooded alien

Who probably plans to take over
acmetropolis for himself.

All in favor say aye.

Aye.
Aye.

Aye.

Hang on. Where's sypher?

So what you say,
optotmato?

You let me swipe the other
super freaks' powers,

Then I'll do the job
for you solo. Ok?

Aah!

Unh!

No side deals.

Oh, and I do have
one other request.

Once you invade
the loonatics' headquarters,

Insert this device.

Ooh, nice work.

Mind if I look inside?

Yes. And any attempt
to do so

Will end very badly.

Maybe I'd better
hang on to that.

They escaped on my watch.

I'm doomed!

Ace: ah, don't be so
hard on yourself, duck.

Ace is right--it's not
really your fault

Even though
it was a major botch.

You'll probably feel even worse
because we all know

It makes
you look even less

Like the kind of leader
that you want to be.

Jeez, rev. Have you ever
heard of the phrase,

"Who asked you?"

We'd better tell
zodavia.

Zodavia: I already know!

h*, boy.

How did they escape, duck?

They were just kind of
flushed into a hole

And just went poof!

You must find them

Before the situation
escalates.

I...i suspect..

Suspect what, zodavia?

I must go. I will
contact you later.

I thought I was safe here.
I've run out of time.

I fear he's coming for me.

Fear not! I shall
track down

Those crimin-inals

And serve up justice
duck style--

With a side
of melted cheese.

Eh...i don't think so.

But my cheese
will get cold.

This is just
another sad,

Desperate attempt
to kiss up to

Zodavia and hog
all the glory.

Um, yeah, and
your point is?

Ok, duck.
I'll make you a deal.

You can go look
for those super jerks...

Now you're talkin'!

So long as you take
rev with you.

Yeah!

Uh...sorry.

I don't do partners.

Ok, then, what about
a sidekick?

Lots of heroes
have sidekicks.

Hmm. That could work.

Danger duck and rooster boy!

I like it! Ok!
Let's move out.

You're just
keeping him busy.

Well, gee, lexi,
I have no idea

What you mean.

Tech, give me
a full planet scan--

Power surges,
gravity fluctuations--

Anything that looks
squirrelly!

Aha! Got one!

We're getting a code red alarm
at the acmetropolis zoo.

Ace: it's sypher!

[Slam mumbles]

[People screaming]

We got to flush out
that power drain!

Let's jet.

He's coming.
Come on!

Hurry! Hurry!

The losertics!

Enjoy those nuts
while you still

Have teeth, sypher.

Hey, dudes,
don't you love this?

You know, being
all up close

With the animals?

I hope you're not
giving them fleas.

It's not what I give.
It's what I get.

'Cause I get to swipe
their natural abilities.

The kangaroo's hop...

The falcon's speed...

And the grizzly bear's
strength.

[Grunts]

And evidently
the yak's smell

And the dog's breath!

Give up, sypher.
After all, you are

Outnumbered 4 to 1.

Mastermind:
wrong, dog boy!

All right!
Let's party, loonatics!

Uh-oh.

Ha ha ha ha!

Get down, rabbit.

[Moans]

Well, would you look
at that?

He's kissing the ground
I walk on.

Never on the first date.

Oh!

Whoa!

Hey, slammy.

[Muttering]

Uh-oh.

You're still the same old
wind bag, fido.

Which reminds me...

Yeech! What's that,

Mega dandruff
from your mega-head?

Nanites--
tiny robots designed

To take over your jet pack.

[Powering up]

Aah ha ha!

Can't control it!

Oof! Oof!

Master villains--one.
Super heroes--zero.

Ha ha ha!

[Groans]

Hey, tech,

Isn't this...

The underground prison
I once designed

To hold mastermind.

Yes. It couldn't hold me,

But it'll keep you
on ice nicely.

Hey, craniac,
ever get premonitions?

'Cause here comes
a psychic flash!

Lexi: hey, chill!

Didn't know it was time
for a hair cut.

The security shields
I built

Activate when you try
using your powers.

Prisoner-specific
defenses?

Nice.

I try.

And unless you know
the deactivation code,

Nothing can get in or out
of that cell.

Hey, big brain,
how 'bout you

Shut down
the shields

Long enough
to let me in?

I take their powers--
bingo!

They're not a threat
anymore.

But you become one.

That's why only I
can drop the shields.

Hey!
Ha ha.

You won't get
sympathy from us.

We don't trust
you either.

Now stay here and guard them

While we go track down
the other two.

But remember...

No touching. I know.

Clearly, this wall
was perforated

By an unknown force.

The question is what kind?
Was it a...

Tech might say
the walls were subjected

To a time-space
displacement vortex

Also known
as a wormhole,

Though technically
that's inaccurate,

Because there really aren't any
worms involved at all.

I just realized...

There is but once force
powerful enough

To have this effect!

Termites.

Or a wormhole.

Yeah, that, too.

Welcome back
to headquarters,

Danger duck.

Facial scan confirmed.

Yeah. There's
a good look for you.

Clam it, weather vane...

Or your forecast
won't be pretty.

You try anything,
bubblehead,

And I'll hit you
with a little

Acid rain.

Ladies...

What do you think
this thing does?

Well, if you let me
look at it...

Ah, ah, ah. Don't worry

Your pretty little
giant head.

I'll handle this.

Hmm. That looks like a fit.

[Beeping]

Genius!

Fascinating.

Welcome back
to headquarters,

Danger duck.

Access denied.

Facial scan of danger duck
is a duplicate.

What? What do you
mean, duplicate?

Listen,
you overgrown atm,

When they made
this kisser,

They broke the mold.

So open this door
now or else--

Computer: access granted.

See the kind of respect
I command?

Even the computers
are afraid of me.

Who forgot to pay
the satellite bill?

Oh, at last
I'm getting though.

Duck--get out now!

You're really clueless,
aren't you?

Blast 'em!

Yikes!

Aah!

Aaaah!

What did I do
to deserve working

With you
super-incompetents?

Huh?
Huh?

Zodavia: rev, duck.
Can you hear me?

I'm tapped into
a private datanet.

Bad signal.

You must find
the other loonatics.

All my systems
have been sabotaged.

Find the others--now!

Focus, focus,
focus, focus.

Think, think, think!

Oh!
What have you got?

A headache. Wait!
That's it!

Duck--a headache!

What are you talking
about?

Who has the biggest
head you know?

Mastermind, right?
And who was

In a specially designed
underground prison

That isn't open anymore?
Mastermind again!

So where would be
the closest place for her

To lock up our buddies?

Um...go fish?

The underground prison
tech designed. Come on!

Hey! Wait up!
You're just a sidekick!

[Tuneless whistling]

Yo, dudes,
give it up.

Mastermind reset
the deactivation code.

She tell you
what it was?

Are you kidding?
If I knew those



I'd have all your
powers by now.

Danger duck:
ahem.

Forget about
somebody?

Duck, entertain our friend.

Rev, help us get out of here.

You can look...
Ha ha ha...

But you can't...

Touch.

Try again.

Ok, ace I'm rarin'
to go.

The security code
contains 6 numbers.

Random sequence--hurry!

Too slow.

Polo!

Yaaah!

No go.

Uh-oh.

Feel like a little
company, dudes?

So now that I stole
duck's powers,

I'm gonna quack myself
inside there

And steal yours, too.

Uh-oh.

Want a little
super speed...dude?

Oh...why didn't I
realize it before?

I think I know
the deactivation code!

You do?

Duck!

Get to the key pad!

Can't a guy recover
from an injury?

I'd just like to point
out that I'm doing all

The heavy lifting here.

Hurry, tell him the code!









Ok!

[Alarm beeps]

Impossible! Somebody
shut off

The prison
security system!

But how did they
know the code?

That's it?
Mastermind's

Locker combination?

Yeah. We shared one
in college.

Ha. Well, it's a...
Long story.

Eew.

You did it!

I did? I rule!

Aw, no!

Ace: ah, yeah!

We've got a little score
to settle, sypher.

You let them escape?

Relax, weather girl.
I'm handling it.

See?

Never let a boy do
a weather girl's job.

Flying dagger pens!

Repulser framistad.

Weaponized spoon!

Automated patrozini!

Kamikaze keychain!

Deflecto feemle-fazzer!

Here's another present
for you, duck.

Oh h* h*.
That's ok.

I don't need
any presents.

Whoa-oa-oa!

[Muttering]

I'm having personal
space issues.

Well, what do you say
we get out of here?

Ahem--first floor,
furniture, toys.

Ladies' undergarments.

Slam, a little
blowback, please.

Go!

Bring down that elevator!

With pleasure.

[Grunts]

Not quite what
I had in mind.

Nice going, tech.

Nobody get comfy.
We got company.

Care for another
round, loonatics?

I'm gonna wipe the shine
right off that head.

Zodavia?

Ehh...not exactly.

[Gasp]

I ask you
to do one simple thing...

Catch the loonatics.

But you can't even do that.

I should eradicate you
as well.

Oh!
No!

But I suppose you may
still prove useful to me.

No way, suction boy!

Duck--wait!

You've still got a little
something called

My powers to return!

Oh!
Oh!

Duck: yeow!

[Gasp]

[Spitting]

Whoops.

Well...look what
the wormhole

Just dragged in.

Who...was that?

[Muttering]

Loonatics.

There's something
I must tell you.

It's zodavia!

In the flesh!

Uh, zodavia, you know,
something about

That big guy looked
familiar.

I'm not surprised.
After all...

He is my brother.

Oh, brother.

Well, every family
has its problems.