02x02 - A Creep in the Deep

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This is one kickin' boat,
tech.

With my superior knowledge
of aquadynamics,

It was no challenge
to build the ultimate
water craft.

And with the top up,
it'll make 400 knots
underwater.

Why do they call 'em
knots, anyway? I can make
real knots.

I can make a slip knot,
a double knot, a windsor
knot, a half-hitch knot,

A double-hitch knot,
a forget-me-not--

Speaking of knots,
that was highly elucidating.

Not.

Wow, this is the life.

Out at sea, perched
on the rail of a ship.

After all,
I am a water fowl.

Ohh, "afoul" is the word
for it, all right.

I've never felt so seasick
in my life.

Ha ha! Buck up, lexi.

You've just gotta get
your sea legs like me.

Whoa, h*-h*!
Duck overboard!

Hey...

Mad dolphin!

Unh!

Engines full reverse!

Hey, what's goin' on?

What turned the boat?

Ohhh. Not to mention
my stomach.

Whew! That was close.
I haven't been that scared

Since I went on the jet
slalom at acmetropolis
water park.

Of course, at the water
park, we weren't about
to plow

Into a full-sized
ocean liner!

It appears we're not
their biggest concern.

Since when do whirlpools
form around ships?

Since now.

The centrifugal force
of the whirlpool,

It's pulling down
the ship.

This is new.

Hey, guys!
Guess what else

Is cool
about duck--
duck!

Did I miss something?

* Rockets out! *

* Loonatics bust out *

* Rev, lexi, and tech *

* Slam, and duck *

Work it!

* Ace is cool
and leads the pack *

* Ace's sword
drives 'em back *

* When big, bad bots
smack down, jack *

* Lexi's brain blast
makes 'em crack *

* Quackin' in,
quackin' out *

* Duck will make
them traitors shout *

* Activate, regenerate *

* Magnetic powers
levitate *

Bam, slam!

* Uh, tornado zing
when he models *

* It's set. Let's jet! *

* Supersonic rev
heats 'em up *

* At the speed of light *

* It's set. Let's jet! *

* Set! Let's jet! *

* Whoo! Power
to protect and serve *

* Tons of ego,
lots of nerve *

* Never question,
never swerve *

* Loonatics unleashed! *

Tech: we got a signal.

The ship's captain
is launching life pods.

Stand by, guys.

Duck: wow.
How many chickadees

Do you think
are in those eggs?

Don't know, duck.

But it's a good thing
we were here.

Time to go fishin'.

My ship lost!
Because of them!

Mmm...them who?

Use your ears, man!

The squeals.
The squeals!

Eee! Eee-eee-eee!

I think somebody swallowed
too much sea water.

Gee, look
at those dolphins.
Boy, aren't they cute?

You know, there are stories
about them saving sailors
and fighting off sharks

And jumping through hoops
at water parks.

Voice: that surface slime

Just brings down
the neighborhood.

What did he say?

I could have sworn--

No

Say,

I guess you guys
are kinda cute.

Now, don't be afraid.

Hey, what--

Whoa! Talk about
a personality change!

Yikes!

Aah!

That dolphin's
a sea monster!

With--with huge fangs
and shoulder pads
or something.

He'll eat us alive,
I tell you!

Look, look look look!

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Listen! That thing

Turned into one mess
of ugly.

Hey, cut the comedy, duck.

We gotta find out
what's goin' on

With that freaky whirlpool.

I think we should pay
zodavia a visit.

Duck: you guys don't
believe me, do you?

About that devil fish?

Tech: they appear to be
absolute textbook dolphins
to me.

Rev: of course, dolphins
look a lot like porpoises,
although porpoises

Are smaller and have
triangular dorsal fins
rather than fins shaped

Like a wave
like the dolphins have.
And they both are mammals

And make squealing sounds
that can be irritating
if you have an irritable

Disposition when it comes--
tech: enough, rev.

I tell you,
those dolphins are evil.

There have been
several reports

Of mysterious attacks
at sea.

Observe.

Disappearing oil rigs,
lighthouses, ships,

Oceanography stations,
and even small land masses.

The size or weight
of the structure

Doesn't seem to matter.

Zodavia, hang on.

What's gotten
into those whales?

They're swimming
in formation and
causing the whirlpool.

Zoom in. And those dolphins

Are on the scene every time.

There was something weird
about them.

It sounded like
that dolphin was talking.

Really?

Dolphins are highly
intelligent creatures

With quite sophisticated
communication skills.

Hey, tech. Can you rig up
some language translators

So that we can talk
to those dolphins?

Child's play.

Zodavia

Of course, tech.
Be my guest.

Let's see,
how did I do this?

I just stuck my hand
in the water,

Tried to sh**t an energy egg
like this.

Who-h*-how!

Hey, guys!

Looky what I can do.

I've got this cool
new power.

It's incredible.
It's colossal.

It's--

All: ugh, ew.

A laugh riot.

Oopsie?

Tech: engage your dolphin
communicators.

Ace: all set, tech.

Ejecting sea pods.

Duck: whoo-hoo!
Water sports!

Yeah! Is this great
or what?

So...what are we doing
again?

Ugh. Got anything, rev?

I'm picking up life forms
inside that

Some kind of cool old ship.
It can't be that cruise ship,
it must be some kind

Of neat old rusted
battleship!

Tech: huh. Early 21st
century design, I would say.

Ace: and a nice, cozy home
for those dolphins.

Lexi: wait! We come
in peace.

I'm trying to tell you,
they don't.

Ace: relax, duck.
They're all we got
to go on.

Lexi and slam, follow
the ones on the right.

Duck, you stay with me.

Hey, come back.
It's ok.

Where'd they go?

I'm switching on sonar.

Slam, you do the same.

Got it.

Huh?

Uh-oh.

Unh! Uhh! Unh!

Rrraaahhhh!

Slam, are you o--

Whoa!

Duck was right.
They don't come in peace.

It's brain blast time.

Yaaaah!

Unh! Ohh...

Oh, unh. Slam,
help. Hurry!

Here I come!

I don't understand.

My brain blast backfired.

Aww, you had a boo-boo.

Uhh...

Ace: duck, watch out!

Both: aahhh!

Duck: whoa-oa-oa!

Mama!

Uh...ok, you two.
Back off.

Or taste the sting of my...

Uh...

Wait. What'll I call it?
Heavy water!

No, that's no good.
Slime-o drip!

No. Wait!

Aqua dense!
Yeah, that's it.

Nngyaah!

Wow! That worked great!

How do you like
them apples, ace?

Uh, ace

Ace!

Unh! Unff! Ah...

Oof!

Huh?

Uh-oh.

Hmm. Have you tried

Modifying the harmonic
mandibulator?

Or re-triangulating
the hypostatic wavelength?

Or how about uplinking
a bifluxion vector flat?

I still can't lock onto
either duck or ace's
comm unit.

Seal the hatches!
Call the marines!

Hoist the mizzenmast!

Where's ace?

He's been fish-napped!

I mean, dolph-napped.
Gahh! Kidnapped!

By dolphins!

See? Those dolphins
were coming at me,

And I slammed 'em
with my new aqua dense
power,

And it worked so great.

Dense is right.
You let ace get captured.

Tech: but now
the question is,

What are they gonna do
with him?

Ace:

Nnh! Unh!
I love you, too, pal,

But let's go easy
on the hugs, huh?

Ok, flipper, what gives?

You got a problem,
cottontail?

I hate cute nicknames.

I want respect!
So call me adolpho.

That's the name.
Got it?

It's payback time.

You dirt-dwellers
ruined our home,

Messed up our oceans,

Not to mention
put us in your creepy

Water park shows.

And they make you wear
that ugly makeup.

Ooh, I'm sorry.
That would be your face.

Don't test my patience,
fuzzpants.

My brain's been fried.

My noggin's
been noodled with.
I got a real nasty temper,

And I want revenge.

You see, your pollution
caused us to mutate

In several unexpected ways.

Well, that explains
why you're so gabby.

So, I guess those whales
are friends of yours, huh?

Heh heh heh.

Let's just say
that my wish

Is their command.

And for surface-crawlers
like you

Who don't get the message,

Get a load of this mutation!

I didn't know this cell
came with entertainment.

You guys are
a regular freak show.

Hey, what's the encore, huh?

Oh, you want an encore?

Show bunny-boy
what we can do, fellas.

Aah! Ow!

You realize, fish-face,
that this means w*r.

Huh?

Hah!

Ow!

You may have
some nifty tricks,
big-ears,

But you gotta play
by my rules now.

Unh! Somebody
needs a time-out.

Come on, fellas.

We got a world to sink.

Unh! Uhh! Ohh...

Rev: I'm not picking up
anything on sonar
other than a whole bunch

Of really cool sea anemones
and a bunch of slimy
bottom-feeders,

But certainly not anything
remotely resembling
a rabbit.

Quiet down, rev,
and take a look at this.

Those whales are back,
and they're forming

A whirlpool
around that island.

Correction. What island?

And now they're
after acmetropolis city.

We've gotta
get out of here

Before that whirlpool
gets any bigger.

All: aaahhh!

Lexi: too late!

Unh! We need more power!

How about this?

Aqua dense!

All: wuaaaaahh!

Well, that was close.

Lexi, you and I
had better find ace pronto

While you other guys
try to stop those whales.

Ok, let's go,
waterboy.

I don't know
who got the tougher job,
and how are we gonna stop

All those whales
when they're really,
really huge

And we're really, really
tiny? Not to mention they
got us way outnumbered.

The only feasible
methodology for
neutralizing that vortex

Is to establish
a counterveiling trajectory
at the perimeter.

Uh, what'd he say?

We have to spin
the other way.

Oh, yeah. I get it.

Rrahnnggh!

Ha ha ha!

Bye-bye, birdie.

Ha ha ha!

Whoa-oa-oa!
Ha ha ha! Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ha ha!

Rraaahhhh!

Hah!

Waaaaaahh!

Huaaaah!

h*! Hyaah!

Unnggghhh!

Ooohh-oo!

Lexi: hmm, looks like
one of the cabins
is still occupied.

I'm goin' in.

Get ready to fire up
that brain of yours.

Duck, for the last time.

I can't focus
my brain blast down here.

I know 2 things.

One, my powers are different
down here,

So maybe your powers
are different, too.

And secondly,

I'm the better-looking one.

So let's go save ace!

Ohh.

Duck, wait!

Ace, I'm here!
Duck?

We've come to get you out
of this--this, uh..

Wha-ha-ha! Giant jellyfish!

Unh! Aah!

I can't quack.
Can't--oh!

Lexi! Hunh!
Brain blast!

Use your brain blast!

Ok, but you'll be sorry.

Unh!

Ace and duck: whoa!

Huah!

Ace! Duck!

You guys ok?

Ace: maybe. Maybe not.

Aha! Aqua dense!

Duck! You got him!

Well, I don't want to say

I'm brave, handsome,
and brilliant,

But then again,
why be modest?

And lexi short-circuited
their mind control.

You guys should
team up more often.

Bring the dirt-dwellers
down!

Ace: let's jet.
We gotta stop adolpho.

He's gonna take down
this city.

We're back.

Good. We need all the help
we can get.

Where's rev and slam?

Ah-ha ha. Whale food.

You heard the coyote.
They need us.

We're a team, remember?
Come on!

Hey! Watch the suit!

Come on, fellas.
We got a world to sink.

Come on, partner!
We got a world to save!

Ready?

Ready!

Now, lex!

Huh?

What? You've never seen
a duck ride a dolphin
before?

Both: uh...

Hey. That bunny
knocked out my signal.

This is making me
very upset!

Tech: ace, I've locked
our communicators

Onto the whales' frequency.

Ok, moby.

Now that that dolphin's
mind games are over,

How about coughing up
our pals?

Waaaaaahh!

Hoo-hoo, ha--unh!

Ungh! Huahh!

Hey! This isn't
part of the plan.

You gotta play
by our rules now.

Uhh...

That was really wild!
I felt just like

Pinocchio in there.
Did you see the size
of his tongue?

I bet when he's tongue-tied,
it's a really huge knot.

It's a tongue unto itself,
which is some tongue
if there was a tongue

That was such a tongue
that I'd be tongue-tied
to even talk about a tongue

Like that, which makes me
so nervous, I think
the cat's got my tongue.

Which makes me wonder
why it's the cat
and not the bat or the dog

Or the rat. And what
do they do with the tongue
when they get it...

Adolpho: oh, I despise
you surface, dirt-crawling
slimy pus faces!

You make my fins crawl!
Furry freaks!

Let me out
of this fishbowl.

Mm. It's kinda cramped
in there, isn't it?

You listening to me,
fur

Uh-uh. But maybe
this'll help.

Sorry. Don't speak fin.