02x04 - The Heir Up There

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"E" equal mc me.

Firing cat claw bombs.

Time for a rude awakening.

Huh

Computer: warning! Warning!
Enemy vessel detected.

Ace: rev, initiate
counterdefense measures.

Lexi, put on your brainblast
helmet and get ready to fire.

Tech, raise
the deflector shields.

Slam, get ready to launch
photon rockets.

Ready to channel laser blasts.

Now!

Rrrr! Need more firepower.

Yah urrh!

Hey, uh, a certain someone
seems awol.

Anyone seen the duckmeister?

Ii'll rescue you.

Oh, misty raines.

Interview moi?

I accept.

Any idea who's using us
for target practice?

Always like to know who's trying
to blow us to smithereens.

Hey, would you mind
keeping it down?

An action hero needs
his beauty sleep,

Not so much for me,
but for my fans.

By the time zodavia
reaches the loonatics,

There won't be anyone to reach.

All's going as planned.

* Rock 'n' set,
loonatics, let's jet *

* Rev, lexi, and tech

* Slam, and duck

* Rock 'n' set, let's jet

* Ace is cool
and leads the pack *

* Laser sword
strikes 'em back *

* When big, bad bots
smash and attack *

* Lexi's brainblast
makes 'em crack *

* Quackin' in, quackin' out

* Duck will
make invaders shout *

* Activate, regenerate

* Magnetic power levitates

* Rock 'n' set, let's jet

* Bam, slam

* Tornado zing bling baubles

* Set, let's jet

* Supersonic rev heats 'em up
at the speed of light *

* Set, let's jet

* Rrrock 'n' set, let's jet

* Whoo! Powers
to protect and serve *

* Tons of ego,
lots of nerve *

* Never question,
never swerve *

* Loonatics unleashed

Ace: that's the last of 'em.

Curses!

Ok, lex,
let's focus our firepower
and take out this tin can.

Unh! Aah!

No one beats sylth vester.

At least, not twice in a row.

What was that?

Uh, it was nothin'.

Uh, just a minor bump
in the road.

Don't tell me it was nothing
when I heard something.

Kkkkt. Sorry, boss,
but I'm losing ya.

Must be solar flares. Kkkkt.

Works every time.

If I was there,
I'd kick you

Where you do your thinking
and sitting.

Oops. Wrong switch.

Zodavia: loonatics,
I have a very important
assignment for you.

I am queen grannicus
from planet blank,

Deep in
the merriemelodie galaxy.

We're about to be attacked and
so desperately need your help.

The only way
to stop the invasion

Is for the rightful heir
to take the throne.

So what does that
have to do with us?

I'd like you to meet
the heir to the throne.

Presenting the royal tweetums.

Ahem. Royal tweetums.

Where? All I see is
some scrawnylooking bird.

This is the heir
to the throne.

I'm only 3 1/2 parsecs old.

Well, royalty isn't
what it used to be.

I have a hunch
that our feathered friend

Has something to do
with our recent rude awakening.

There are forces that
do not want tweetums
to reach planet blank.

Ooh, dawk
and vewy mean forces.

Somehow they've managed
to track our every move.

That's why you
are needed to make sure that
the destination is reached.

What's the big deal

About one puny planet
run by one puny prince?

Or should I say princess?

Hey!

The last time blank
was invaded,

The universe was plunged
into an intergalactic w*r
that lasted 1,500 years.

How come every time
the universe is plunged into
w*r, it lasts 1,500 years?

The royal family was exiled.

Now is the time for tweetums
to return to the throne

Or risk another w*r.

We proudly accept the mission.

Oh, goody! I wike him.

You, I'm not so sure.

Duck, slam, and me
will drop off tweetums
with queen grannicus.

Lexi, tech, and rev,
stay here and watch our backs.

We'll take optimatus' old ship.

But that belonged
to the bad guys.

It still gives me the wwillies.

Ace: tech retrofitted it
from top to bottom,
with thrusters, blasters,

Even a juice bar serving
the finest carrot smoothie
this side of gemini.

A billion miles
for a smoothie.

Oh, goody.

Ace: we'll be runnin'
a skeleton crew,

So it's important that everyone
sticks to their duties.

Naturally I'll be the pilot.

Slam will be in charge

Of the engines, weapons,
and the kitchen.

Ahh! Great.

Drenched in slam cooties.

And duck will watch tweetums.

Oh, boy, oh, boy.

Yeah, yeah. I heard you
the first time, nugget,

And it wasn't
that interesting then.

Looks like the survival
of the universe is well in hand.

All you gotta do
is enjoy the ride.

I'll be using
a highpowered protective shield
generated here at headquarters

That'll keep you and your ship
completely safe.

Rev: it's a nanobased
molecular screen

That derives its energy
from subatomic particles

That could be redirected
long distances

By bouncing them
from satellite to satellite

And then reconstituted to their
original molecular structure

So as to create an invisible
outer layer of pure protoplasma

That not only
provides protection, but cloaks

The vessel's whereabouts
from any outside detection

Hey, slam,
what's cooking in the kitchen?

Can't wait to see what you're
whippin' up for dinner.

Oopsie.

Come in, queen grannicus.

We're cruising through
the clampett galaxy

With an e.t.a. Of 7 1/2 hours,

Depending if we have
the solar winds at our tail.

Oh. Well, how very nice.
Have a safe trip,

And be sure to take care
of my precious tweetums.

Hey, uh, don't lose
any gray hairs over it.

Tweetums couldn't be
in better hands.

* I'm sittin'
in my wittle tub *

* Wiskin' the galaxy so fast

* Havin' my bottom
scrubbitydub *

* Hopin' this moment
will fowever wast *

That does it!

Bath time's over.

Aw, but you were doin'
a vewy good job,

Even if you missed a spot.

Oop!

There. Happy?

I think I'll make this song
my pwanet's national anthem.

Will you sing it with me?

Forget it. I don't do duets.

You shouldn't feel sad just
because you have a bad voice.

Turn, pwease.

I happen to have
a great voice.

I just don't wanna sing
your stupid little song.

Onwy one of us is woyalty,
and onwy woyalty gives orders.

You can either sing
or change my diaper.

Hah!
You're not wearing a diaper.

Twue, but I can,

And I'll make sure
it needs to be changed.

Ehh, you're despicable.

So what are the stupid lyrics?

You made a wise decision,
mr. Duck.

And a 1, and a 2...

Everything is
on course as I had planned.

You know what to do.

Soon I'll launch
my surprise attack

And make sure feather duster
never reaches planet blank.

That's why I'm a supergenius.

Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

That's right. Ducks do make
the finest leaders.

Must be because
of their rugged good looks.

Hey, when are you
gonna show me around the ship?

I believe the expression
is when something freezes over.

Ah, pwease, mr. Duck.
Give me a tour,

And I won't make you cwip
my big, yellow toenails.

Forget it, mustard stain.
You're stayin' put

Until we reach that
ridiculous planet of yours,

And there's nothing you could do
that will get me to move.

Ooh, wook at all
these fun pwaces to hide.

Bye-bye.

Except that.

Heir to the throne. Heir.
Little heir, hello. Ohh, please.

Hey, what's up, duck?

Just checking in to see
how things are going.

Well,
things couldn't be better.

Why wouldn't they be?
You think I can't take care

Of a onepintsized yellow bird?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

It's just that the universe
would be placed
in great jeopardy

If anything were to happen
to the royal highness.

Guh. Royal pain in the butt's
more like it.

That yellow fuzz ball's gotta be
around here somewheres.

Ooh. What's in here?

Oh, no!

Oh, great.

This is just
where birdbreath would go.

Tweetums: I wonder
what's up here.

Ehh.

Ooh. This place
is most interesting.

When I get my hands on you,
I'm gonna

Oh, goody! A game!

Now see if you can catch me.

Cheddarhead's gotta be
around here somewhere.

This is fun.

Gotcha.

What do you have there,
mr. Duck?

A present for me?

Ahh. Aah!

Duck: mommy.

Yiii! Uhh hah!

You ought to be
more careful, mr. Duck.

So what game would you
wike to pway now?

I don't think
I wike this game.

Tough, turkey.

You're stayin' put
until we reach your planet,

And just to make sure...

You're funny, but it's not
easy keepin' me in one place.

You can flap your beak
all day.

Those locks are impenetrabibble.

Not for my wucky paper cwip.

It looks like ace
and the others have company.

That can't be. Their flight
plan is totally encrypted,

And no one knows the encryption
except for me.

Well, here's a theory, and I'm
saying it's just a theory,

Even though I think
it's a pretty sound theory,

That maybe there's
someone out there who
broke the encryption,

And that someone is not only
one step ahead of you,
but smarter than you.

Smarter than me? That would be
impossible,
like dividing by zero.

Just a theory, even though
I think it's a pretty sound

Computer: jamming transmission.

Ace, come in.

Come in. Ace?
Ace, can you hear me?

I can't get through.

Our transmission
is being jammed,

Which means the protective
shield is also down.

Really? Maybe it's being
done by that same person
who's not smarter than you.

It's payback time.

Whaah! Unh!

If it's a fight they want,

It's a fight they're gonna get.

Raise deflector shields.

Arm all systems.

We lost power to weapons.

Switch to auxiliary power
and channel it straight to me.

Let's see what space case thinks
of my laser blasts.

What

Heir to the throne!

Oh, boy. I've always
wanted to see a big
space battle cwose up.

Uhoh.

Yoohoo! Mr. Duck!

Whaah!

I'm over here, mr. Duck.

No! Not the garbage chute!

Heir to the throne?

Hey!

Looky what I found.

I wonder where
that walking appetizer went.

Tsk tsk tsk tsk.
Poor, poor mr. Duck.

Since I am woyalty,

It is up to me to save
my new best fwiend.

Hey, duck.

Tweetums

Just as I thought.

Those 2 birds of a feather
are up to somethin'.

If you don't get on the radio
and tell your friends

To turn over tweetums,

I'll show you
the meaning of pain.

Are you kidding?
There's nothing
you could do to me

That's worse than what that
fleabitten winged rodent
hasn't already done.

You, too? You know,
the very first time
I ran into canaryface,

I lost all my back teeth. Look.

Eww. You got off easy.

I lost parts of me
I never even got to use.

Maybe nobody's home.

Oh, it's unwocked. Not too smart
in this neighborhood.

I got this the time
cheese ball locked me
inside a particle accelerator.

No feathers left from
taking on 200 million volts.

No hair left from being dipped
into molecular acid.

There. The protective shield
is back up. You did it.

Both: thank you.

She was talking to me.

You know, it's awfully strange

That whoever's out there
found us so easily.

Unless they intercepted
our communications.

Impossible. They would have
had to have broken my code,

And no one could've done that.

Tech, do some snoopin'

And trace all transmissions
during the attack.

Find out who was yakking
with the enemy ship.

That's just a scratch.

I could beat that. Look.

Oh, yeah? Well,
I bet you never
got sucked into a black hole.

Ok, you win.

Dat duck is sure
a good fwiend.

He's confusing the puddy tat

And making him think
that he doesn't wike me.

Psst, mr. Duck.

What are you doing here?

I'm here to wescue you.

Can I sink any lower?

Freed by the makings
of a finger sandwich.

I was vewy worried
about you, mr. Duck.

You shouldn't wander off
wike that.

Uhoh. I tought I taw
a puddy tat.

Come here.

I did! I did taw a puddy tat!

Oof. You are a vewy, vewy bad
puddy tat,

Tyin' up my fwiend wike that.

Kiss your feathery butt
byebye.

Heh. Oh, yeah?

Jump on. I'll get us outta here.

Are you sure
you're an action hero?

You got any better ideas?

What's this wed button for?

Sufferin' succotash!

Whatever you do,
don't touch the red button!

He don't know me
vewy well, do he?

Sufferin' succotash.

Computer: selfdestruct sequence
activated.

Huh?

The ship will selfdestruct
in 10 seconds. 9,







Whew. That was close.

Zero.

Bye bye.

Duck: how about that?

For once, I didn't
get the worst of it. Yikes!

Poor, poor mr. Duck.

I'll wescue you.

Grannicus: ah, loonatics,
you've made it.

Do you have the royal tweetums?

Ace: here you go, your highness.
Safely delivered as promised.

Just for that,
you are off my court.

Oh, and you are off my planet
permanently.

Finish them off.

Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!
Ah ha ha!

Take that and that and that.

Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Hmm. Not exactly
the sharpsh**ter I used to be.